I'm not particularly interested in picking apart who meant what when they said stuff and what was a joke and what wasn't. I said knock it off and Sam's done just that. Kindly do the same.
If Gendry looked like Sam, would he be anywhere near as popular?![]()
Either way, that's some heavy sorcerer trout that Melisandre and Stannis cooked up. Poor old Balon's not really done anything for yonks (or even appeared this season) yet Stannis is making leech voodoo dolls of him all the same.
Also, Tyrion is still an unrelenting badman. "If my father wants someone to get smurfed, I know where he can start". Brilliant. Cersei's acid tongue was rather fun too, as was Olenna Tyrell.
Poor Sansa. She's not really had a good year or so, has she?
I think it's the first time we've seen Tyrion cold ass drunk. We've seen him drink before sure, but it's the first time he's really been stumbling and slurring and whatever.
Oh, I meant Samwell Tarly. If he looked like you then he'd probably be less popular than Joffrey.
You got off lightly. If you made the same joke twice in the presence of King Stannis he'd cut your fingers off!
Gendry is eye candy but I don't know if anyone in this show is as sexy as Jaime![]()