The First Fascist Party of Eyes on Final Fantasy

[Del Murder]

So do we have to send in a thing or something?

[Shiny]

It's already confusing me. Welp, time for beddd.

[Shoeberto]

Oh, alright then, but only because it's you.

Fantastic, sir. I'll be setting up a Section 527 Political Action Committee immediately in which I will channel my massive wealth in support of this cause.

[Rob Roy]

Scandal!

Members of The Don't You Just Hate that Gunk in your Eye When you Wake Up? Party were spotted using the same Starbucks rewards card to scam a free 10th cup of coffee!

[Psychotic]

So do we have to send in a thing or something?

I have absolutely no intention of doing this.

[Pike]

smurfit guys, we win by default.

[Psychotic]

That's the plan.

Seems like a whole lot of effort. Mottos, sigils and representatives? Why bother.

[Del Murder]

Sounds good, Del.

[Psychotic]

Another thing that sounds good is Goldenboko joining the party. He is too busy to post in the thread but he said he was down.

[Del Murder]

Is it possible that Rantzien also said the same?

[Psychotic]

It is indeed. And as if that wasn't enough, Shlup also said this thing.

[Goldenboko]

Our gunk shall crunk their funk! Goldenboko in the party let's do this. Leeeeroooooooy Jenkins!

[Del Murder]

Shlup also said this thing.

Oh good, because Miriel has just joined too.

[Psychotic]

I hope her newfound political fervour will mean that my lady wife will leave me in peace. Don't get me wrong, I love her, but I have to wait until she has taken the perfect photo of every burger before I can eat it.

[Matoya]

There seems to be a problem here. When I ask Del Murder for an interview Psychotic shows up. When I ask one member for a photo op another member takes his place. Quotes are being misdirected as one person says one thing and it's sourced as being said by another member of the party. You claim to not be veiling the eyes of the members of Eyes on but EyesOn news disagrees. What you are hiding is yourselves! Smokesscreens and illusions are being used to hide your real actions. Lies and slander are being spread to hide your real intentions. I haven't figured out what you're up to yet but I have some very interesting information and soon the news will be sure everyone knows what's really happening here.