SCREW YOU GUYS I'LL BIRTH MY BABY HOWEVER I WANT.

Semi-related, my BFF is the oldest of four girls. She had her baby without any drugs; it was 22 hours and very painful. Her next sister had her baby without any drugs, in the south of Mexico, at home, in a hammock. Her next sister is now pregnant, and talking about having a completely unassisted birth. Like just herself chilling at home with her boyfriend.

I don't even want to know what the youngest sister is going to do to kick up the crazy another notch.