A Texan Walks Into A Pub In Ierland And Clears His Throat...

[Cuchulainn]

"I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers and I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder and asks if his bet still good. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.

Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh, I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

[Pike]

Okay, I laughed.

[Chris]

"He is handsome,
He is pretty.
YOU'RE the belle of Belfast city."

[NorthernChaosGod]

Haha, brilliant.

[noxious.sunshine]

Wowwwww.

FedEx & UPS merged.... Know what they're called now?

Fed Up

[kotora]

So why did only one dude leave the pub? Why didn't anyone else take up the challenge?

[noxious.sunshine]

That's a very good question that should be answered.

And -why's- he gotta be from Texas?

[Cuchulainn]

It's a joke you joyless, pedantic sluts.

[Aulayna]

So why did only one dude leave the pub? Why didn't anyone else take up the challenge?

Finishing ones beverage is more important than the concerns of some silly foreigner.

[blackmage_nuke]

It's a joke you joyless, pedantic sluts.

Why was it "$500 American Dollars"?, Surely you mean "500 American Dollars" Unless the Texan said "five hundred dollars american dollars"?

[Sephex]

The Irish man cheated by eating a bunch of potatoes to take on the challenge.

[noxious.sunshine]

500 USD... That could be misleading .. 'Cuz it'd only equal out to like 375 over there or something.

But then again... Beer money is beer money, I guess.

And if the man filled up on potatoes before he did the challenge, I would also think that he'd be too full to continue on. Beer is a very filling beverage.

[Cuchulainn]

and you wonder why you nerds get bullied.

[noxious.sunshine]

HEY.... At least we spelled Ireland right. XD

(check your title)

[Bunny]

HEY.... At least we spelled Ireland right. XD

(check your title)

It wasn't a joke.

This was something that happened to Cuch a couple hours before he made the post. Forgive him.