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    Must have been really salty water.
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    I kind alike to imagine a little kid was playing around there later when all of a sudden up pops Aeris' body and scares the crap out of him.
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    Living bodies float, though.
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    It really depends on things like bone density and body fat percentage.
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    This video is a much better argument for why Cloud is a murderer.


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    Another thought comes to mind

    She might not have died right away, but lying right in the middle of the fight between the party and Jenova probably finished the job.
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    Good point! Instead of another typical boss battle, it should been a "grab Aeris and run the hell away from the boss battle and get her to f-ing hospital right f-ing now!"

    But you know, this was just part of typical Asian drama. She fall from sword, time for battle!
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Who says her heart is in the same place as a regular human? She was a Cetra after all, they could have different organ placement.

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    And as for the lack of blood issue, I put forward that based on the evidence of the mutilation the party suffers in battle without a drop of blood spilling the people of FF7 just have a whole lot less of it.
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    True as well. The only time I actually remember seeing someone bleeding (who really knows where the blood comes from in the Shinra HQ and on the boat), is when Sephiroth is defeated at the end of the game.
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    Who says her heart is in the same place as a regular human? She was a Cetra after all, they could have different organ placement.
    Cetra are the ancient ancestors of the modern day humans. They aren't some alien race.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure severe trauma and lacerations to the bowel and liver (as the person in the pic claims she would have suffered) are absolutely fatal if left untreated. Considering no one in the party is a trained surgeon, nor had access to adequate hospital facilities, not to mention they were almost immediately required to defend themselves against Jenova, there's no way she was walking away from those wounds alive. And saying she was still alive when she was set in the water is a stretch.

    She's also skinny as trout so she ain't gonna float on her own.

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    And of course we can bring up the whole "did Aries intend to die?" argument.
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    No matter what arguments we throw around, I will always blame Cloud.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivi22 View Post
    I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure severe trauma and lacerations to the bowel and liver (as the person in the pic claims she would have suffered) are absolutely fatal if left untreated. Considering no one in the party is a trained surgeon, nor had access to adequate hospital facilities, not to mention they were almost immediately required to defend themselves against Jenova, there's no way she was walking away from those wounds alive. And saying she was still alive when she was set in the water is a stretch.

    She's also skinny as trout so she ain't gonna float on her own.
    Just throw a Remedy on her.
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    Haha I think a Soldier knows how to check someone's vitals. Still, funny stuff.
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