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  1. 08-05-2013, 11:51 PM #31
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    60% "Just got on the bandwagon" whatever the hell that means.I don't have a license mostly due to my eps. My pants are a mixed bag. I wear thin-rimmed glasses. I don't smoke, I "party." I'm willing to try anything with alcohol though I refused anything that smells like nail-polish remover. I've never wanted to have a typical job (still a struggling novelist). I snack on what I can find usually, but not everything appeals to me. I'll listen to whatever, wherever, whenever, but I despise people who blast their music. I like tattoos but have never wanted one for myself.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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  2. 08-06-2013, 02:56 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
    I refused anything that smells like nail-polish remover.
    Wish somebody'd told me that trick about two months ago.
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