A badass black princess* (one-armed, middle-aged "cyclops" and strongest member of the group) recently divorced from the rather homely paladin prince* whose handicapped yet handsy twin brother is gay for the default protagonist (a poetic dragoon who later leaves the party to die but seems apologetic).

*Normally when a prince and princess are wed they become King and Queen, but this usually only applies if they can acquire their own land or if they can succeed their parents. In this case, however, this can be bypassed through their choice to elope leading to them not being accepted as a King and Queen.

The "protagonist" traitor later returns to the party much to the relief of the magical berserker (as a child, killed her mother by accident) who relies on his presence to keep her emotionally stable. Her 80-year-old father teaches various magic skills. The berserker is taken by the enemy for nefarious purposes and is killed when the party comes to rescue her. Her father subsequently loses his grip on sanity and begins to act and dress like her dead mother.