Last edited by Spooniest; 08-09-2013 at 01:15 PM.
So my last update was in March huh? Well I guess I suck. But I've made it to the final dungeon, so it's time for a somewhat steady stream of updates until we reach the end.
1 - sword grip and purple pjs aside these are the most accurately named enemy in the game.jpg
Sword grip and purple PJ's aside these are the most accurately named enemy in the game.
2 - If theres anything here that makes sense someone please explain it to me.jpg
If there is anything here that make sense please explain it to me.
3 - with this helmet my entire body is now fire proof.jpg
With this helmet my entire body is now fire proof.
4 - I bet this switch is important.jpg
I bet this switch is important.
5 - now to get to that door.jpg
Now to find a way to that door.
6 - best we don't discuss how tedious getting here was.jpg
Best we skip over how tedious it was to get here.
7 - and we still arent done.jpg
And we still aren't done.
8 - yet another thing you cant see the heads dance.jpg
Yet another thing you can't see. The head's dance.
9 - I strongly doubt it.jpg
I strongly doubt that.
10 - I thought hydras having more than one head was implied.jpg
I thought Hydras having more than one head was implied.
11 - might be time to change the name.jpg
Might be time for a name change.
12 - this might be the first time a boss looked threatening all game long.jpg
This might be the first time a boss looked threatening all game long.
13 - and the first time weve seen a fourth sprite.jpg
And the first time we've seen a fourth sprite.
14 - the fire crystal is purple.jpg
The fire crystal is purple. I don't have a joke for this or anything. Square is doing just fine without my help.
15 - again with the clever names.jpg
Again with the clever names.
16 - probably in the quarter of the world map I havent visited.jpg
My guess would be in the quarter of the map we haven't visited yet.
17 - yeah that place.jpg
Yeah, that place.
18 - and ill need this to get there.jpg
And I'll need this to get there. I'm learning.
19 - earthquakes have stopped and a new path opened up.jpg
Earthquakes have stopped and a new path opened up. Convenience!
20 - Im smurfing sick of this guy.jpg
I'm so smurfing sick of this guy.
21 - found this beneath the focus tower.jpg
Found this on a brief jaunt beneath Focus Tower.
22 - wait a second I saw cliffhanger this doesnt sound safe at all.jpg
Wait a second. I've seen Cliffhanger. Maybe we shouldn't....
23 - a monster attacking from behind.jpg
The text bubble is in the way but a monster attacked me from behind. I hear it's not rape if they yell surprise.
24 - there is absolutely no reason to do this except to get himself hurt so someone else can joi.jpg
There is absolutely no reason to do this except to get himself hurt so someone else will join me.
25 - this is me fighting the monster alone after Reuben was thrown from the bridge for being stu.jpg
This is me fighting a monster alone after Reuben was thrown from the bridge for being a moron.
YAAAY! It's back!
Yep, and I've got a stock pile of 160 more pics to post and I just entered the final dungeon this morning. This trout is getting finished god damn it.
A TV show where I don't get paid.
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I won't have time to update today, but I have good news everyone: I just beat the game and took a total of 89 new screenshots in the process. We should be able to move at a significantly faster pace from here on.
I actually died once.
Reuben you dick.
Also lol @ the map just being four quadrants. It's not even subtle. Windia is just southwest of the conveniently central location. (And I wonder what element they're associated with....!)
This game is many things. None of them are subtle.
26 - a vine that grows from nowhere.jpg
A vine to nowhere. Totally safe.
27 - you were thrown from a bridge.jpg
You were thrown from a bridge...
28 - enter Tristam.jpg
I lost a party member. Must be time to pick up another. Enter Tristam.
29 - Ive got nothing better to do.jpg
Hell, I've got nothing better to do.
30 - That was the only enemy on the bridge by the way.jpg
That was the only enemy on the bridge by the way.
31 - I only save one forest per game.jpg
I only save one forest per game.
32 - I think the trees are telling me to run.jpg
I think the trees are telling me to run.
33 - feels like the first new weapon in forever.jpg
Feels like the first new weapon in... months!
34 - no one told me this I dont understand.jpg
No one told me this. How do I know about this tree already?
35 - I am an ass.jpg
I am an ass.
36 - Hopefully shes finished not dying long enough to help.jpg
Hopefully she's finished not dying and can help.
37 - sure why wouldnt she be somewhere we already saved by now.jpg
Sure, why wouldn't she get there after we already saved it.
38 - back to aquaria.jpg
Back to Aquaria.
39 - but I came all this way.jpg
But I came all this way. And the world's ending. Where's the sense of urgency folks?
40 - you mean the place I was already heading.jpg
You mean the place I was already headed?
41 - we havent met.jpg
We haven't met.
42 - wonder if hes related to Locke.jpg
Wonder if he's related to Locke?
43 - why dont we skip saving the world and go find it.jpg
How about we say smurf it to this saving the world thing and skedaddle?
44 - you had me at gay sex.jpg
You had me at gay sex!
45 - maybe if youd put out.jpg
Not saying it's cause you don't put out, but maybe if you let me cop a feel now and then.
46 - good riddance.jpg
Good riddance.
47 - its over just like that.jpg
Our bromance ends just like that.
48 - yes.jpg
Yes?!
49 - so Ill always have my hooks in you.jpg
So I'll always have my hooks in you.
50 - well thats ugly.jpg
Well, that's... ugly as trout. Thanks a lot!
51 - was it something I said.jpg
Was it something I said?
52 - but Ive had bombs this whole time.jpg
But I've had bombs for ages already!
53 - Ive had training remember.jpg
I've had training remember.
54 - Why are you so useless.jpg
Why are you so useless?
55 - way to sleep on the job.jpg
Way to sleep on the job! We've got trout that needs doing.
56 - everyone else seems to hate me.jpg
Everyone else hates me.
57 - I had to quest across half the world for that axe and all she did was have a nap.jpg
I had to quest across half the world for that axe. She just gets poisoned and takes a nap.
58 - how does anyone else get to Windia.jpg
How do the people who can't talk to trees get to Windia?
59 - Im gonna make you an offer you cant refuse.jpg
I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
60 - Ive given up being surprised by anything in this game.jpg
I've given up being surprised by anything in this game.
And that's all for today. Join us tomorrow when we go inside a giant tree years before Ocarina of Time made it cool.