Is a food tag really necessary in a food forum?

[Chris]

I really want to eat it, but then...

[noxious.sunshine]

That is the cutest thing on the planet!!! Omg...

Oh how I love thee, Cait Sith

[Jinx]

I Hopi I get to try some of that!

I'm a-maize-d at how bad that joke was, Huxley.

Yours is no less corny!

Oh, don't starch with me.

[qwertysaur]

These corn puns are a husk of their full potential.

[Jinx]

These corn puns are a husk of their full potential.

If you're going to insult my puns, you could just send me a private e-meal, thanks.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Aw shucks, gang. I love your corn-based jokes. In fact, I'm all ears.

[comma]

From my understanding, corn more naturally shows up like that. Making it all uniform and one standard color is a controlled thing. Or at least the controlled growth of one certain variety.

Pretty sure multicolored corn is more common in nature, but I might be off base.

Corn doesn't exist in nature. Corn didn't exist until after human agriculture. Corn is a product of conscious genetic selection.

[noxious.sunshine]

So the Injuns really -did- have magical powers?

[comma]

Just the regular old powers of genetic modification that we've been using for 10,000 years.

The Evolution of Corn

Except, of course, it's a lot safer and more accurate today than 10,000 or even 100 years ago.

[Jiro]

I can't believe you jackasses brought puns into my thread.

Corn can be whatever goddamn colour it wants to be but don't you touch my smurfing corn chips bro.

[Flaming Ice]

I can't believe you jackasses brought puns into my thread.

.

You're right. Too much crop in this thread


How dare they.





But some colours can be done naturally through spinach and tomato too.

I really want to eat it, but then...

No different from your coon

[noxious.sunshine]

Do you mean corn chips like.... Fritos?
Or corn chips like... Tortilla chips?

[Denmark]

i hope he means tortilla chips because if they've made multiple colors of fritos i'm going to be very sad and ask why they would bother

[Spuuky]

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[noxious.sunshine]

hahahaha

I was about to post a pic of the Tapatio flavoured ones, but got side tracked.