Staff must be up to something.

[Jinx]

The top five posters of the week are

1. Shorty
2. Shlup
3. Freya
4. Loony BoB
5. Del Murder

with Locky coming in sixth, Pike in seventh, and Psychotic in tenth.

What heinous and evil things do you think they're plotting in the staff forum right now?

[Jessweeee♪]

I bet they're plotting about making posts all of the time

[Shlup]

I don't know about everyone else, but I've been expressing milk a lot more over the last few days so I've got a lot more time to sit at my computer and not be productive.

[Night Fury]

I bet they're plotting about making posts all of the time

This is actually a lot closer to the truth than you think.

[LocoColt04]

Well I've never been able to use an excuse like Shlup's, but I definitely have more posts in my staff forum than any other area over the course of 11 years, so... I wouldn't be surprised!

Maybe there's a staff-only spam thread.

[Hollycat]

They're planning a surprise birthday thread for Laddy.

[Calliope]

I call shenanigans!

Edit: If I had to guess, I'd say they are plotting some sort of competition to tie in with the release of the cinematic Hunger Games sequel.

[Shlup]

Does the top posters for the week even count posts in the staff forum when the normies are looking at it?

[Raistlin]

I believe so.

Also, the staff is plotting what the staff plots every day: how to take over the world make fun of Iceglow.

[Slothy]

I believe so.

Also, the staff is plotting what the staff plots every day: how to take over the world make fun of Iceglow.

I can confirm this to be the only thing anyone in the staff forum ever talks about.

[Shorty]

If I had to guess, I'd say they are plotting some sort of competition to tie in with the release of the cinematic Hunger Games sequel.

If you are referring to a competition in which we pluck members' names out of a special hat and make the contenders engage in a battle royale for staff amusement, you would not be wrong.

[LocoColt04]

Wait.

Why would you pluck from a special hat when you could have a different hat sort them for you?

[Shorty]

This isn't Hogwarts. Get your trout together.

[NorthernChaosGod]

This isn't Hogwarts. Get your trout together.

Yeah, this place would be better if it were.

[Shorty]

Because we wouldn't let your lot in, yes.