Phil Suarez.
But yeah that completely blagged me. Random racism out of nowhere, what the smurf xD It wasn't even a storyline, it was an actual coworker being a racist dick. That is way too heavy for this dorky game to throw out there. "oh yeah, whoop his ass, that'll solve that problem!"
This is what happens when you make my character not tanned enough and give him an atrocious haircut, he starts acting all kinds of cray. I laughed quite heartily though, even when I was being beaten with a pipe.
As an aside, I wasn't aware my character had a championship belt.
That's the tag belt. I think on career mode you never lost it... you racist!
Also honestly the character editor on this isn't great! I do what I can but everyone ends up looking dumb regardless. You'll all see when I release the mod!
Everyone stop calling me racist. I'm not racist, my girlfriend is English.
She's certianly not Asian, though, right Phil!?
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I mean, I knew that Australia has a lot of Asian immigrants, but really...
Originally Posted by Fynn
Hahahaha. Fool's Gold Reunion.
Phil-gate rumbles on in the EoFF Press as much as it has in this thread!
And now time for iamagod's Minefield Match with Agent Proto! And I guess that explains what a minefield match is - a ring filled with dynamite. Alright, sounds like a lark. Let's do it!
Quick draw! Proto's speed can't match iamagod's - as he kneels down to pick up some dynamite, iamagod has already launched a flaming missile at him.
BOOM! Hahaha!
This is a lot of fun. It's not really a traditional wreslting match at all but it's a nice change of pace as a one-off.
Even the ref is joining in!
Why, it's even fun to nail Proto with this stuff without lighting it! Look at dat ickle face :3
Oh, oops, looks like I nailed myself with it too! Oh well, I'll probably be oka-
Oh trout.
Yes, iamagod has just lost an arm, and Agent Proto has just lost a leg (as well as a couple of fingers). You thought wrestling was fake? You thought that it was all staged? Well so did I actually, welp.
Both men lie on the floor, screaming in agony. The ref doesn't seem to care and the clock continues to count down. As the grievously injured wrestlers drag themselves to their feet (well, foot in Proto's case) iamagod realises what he must do.
Win the god damn match, of course! ONE ARMED TORNADO DDT, WHATTUP PROTO
Half my moves don't work anymore, but that's okay, I can still do acrobatic flips onto your face!
Proto manages to slam me somehow though, fair play really.
Still, it was only going to end one way - you know what they say about one-legged men in ass kicking contests!
...does he, though? Does he? Oh well, I guess he must now follow the path of Jaime Lannister, Luke Skywalker and Luke Skywalker's dad.
...does that mean his leg will regrow in seven weeks, or...?
Yeah Proto, you big jerk, that was all your fault!
(fyi on the ads, I can't do much about those at the moment - I do also make fun of BoB, Raistlin, Shorty, Quin and even Ultima Shadow with them so I'm sharing the love around. I just don't want to focus exclusively on him if that's a problem!)
So, uh. Career mode may have hit a bit of a snag.
Ha, I love that Proto lost a smurfing leg and he continues to fight, and will be back in the ring in seven weeks. Damn, Proto, you're a BAMF.
Oh my God I
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Oh trout."'Tis but a scratch."
"A scratch? Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't!"
LMAO where did that public defender act come from towards me Paul... you missing my loving huh?
Ooooh! Maybe he can get claw arms!
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Nice minefield match, #eoff. And all it cost you was an arm and a leg.
Just like learning the finer points of alchemy.
Don't worry people. It takes exactly 7 weeks to regrow a new leg.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
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