I don't grow chest or back hair (shock horror) or facial hair v. well as you all know but smurf I kind of wish that extended to all of my body. Being hairy is horrible. It makes it smurfing impossible to get sports massages or put on strapping tape or just generally not sweat constantly because of the smurfing insulation heating up my body smurf

also smurfing ass hair who thought that was a good idea get out of here