Hand sanitizer!
Yes
No
Only after a #2
Only in public
I wash them before I use the bathroom, actually
Hand sanitizer!
Signature by rubah. I think.
I live in Westeros. We don't even wipe our ass after we take a trout!
Seriously though, I used to not. I wouldn't even pretend to wash my hands, but now I don't leave the bathroom until I do. Good thing I got into the habit because I'm filthy enough as it is.
I have a nasty habit of sticking my hand down my pants in public. Sometimes just before I shake someone's hand. The latter may be my way of marking my territory.Nice to meet you, sir.
I use my feet. I have nimble limbs. I use them to lock the stall, flush the toilet, turn the water off, and open the restroom door so I can get out. Sucks for the next person who comes in who can't do the same. I'm sure whatever was on my feet is worse than what was on my ass.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Enjoy your dysentery you beasts
And enjoy spreading it to your loved ones apparently
For a society with sinks everywhere we sure barely use them
I say this as someone who has spent time in hospital bathrooms
So it's real data
Also its just good for you regardless of the cleanliness of your nethers or your act
Cleans up accumulated bacteria from the last few hours
don't be silly krissy
red can't talk
Yes but washing my hands means running them under the tap then wiping them on my pants unless i've just done a number 2. THen I use soap
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
Good everyone in the thread a.) hates me and b.) is mad
Mission accomplished
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Yeah, every time. I am in such a habit of it that I generally wash my hands even if I'm about to step in the shower. Sometimes I am lazy and don't use soap though.![]()
If you are "washing" your hands with just water, it doesn't count.
You dirty germ spreaders!![]()
I make more of an effort in the public bathrooms, yes.
At home, my sink is in a separate room to my toilet, so I usually forget D: but, honestly... I use the bathroom about 3-4 times per day. The first is in the morning before I use the bathroom to wash my face and hands anyway, then when I'm at work where I will do it out of fear of judgement, then at night when I will be washing my face and hands for bed! I always wash them after a![]()
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Also, the amount of times I wash my hands when I'm in the kitchen is.... it's INSANE. Like 15 times while cooking!