Let's Make a Band!
You've decided to make a band with other EoFFers, you need a guitarist, singer, bass player, someone on drums and a fifth spot that can be any instrument you need.
Which EoFFers will joing your band?
What is the Band's name?
What genre do you play?
Why is the band going to break-up?
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
Band name: Polo Ponys
Guitar: Myself
Drum loops/keyboard/vocals: edczxcvbnm
...
OH WAIT THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED:
http://poloponys.ytmnd.com/
Be sure to have your headphones turned up. We play very subtle and soft music.
Drums - Myself. I used to play a bit, Could probably jump back in.
Guitar - Bubba. Dudes pretty sweet witha guitar
Vocals - Kalevela. He sounds like a radio personality
Bass - I don't know anyone that plays bass. Lets make Jinx do it.
Saxophone - White wizard of Fynn totally knows how to use a saxophone. Right?
Genre - Jazz... Na just kidding. We'd transcend genres and go with a combination of Disco and Grunge.
Name - xX_Band_Xx
Breakup - Too many ladies will block the doors to our dressing room after the first performance. We never made it out alive.
I used to play bass kinda.
Still remember the bass bits for "Charlotte" by Kittie & "Stay Together For The Kids" by Blink 182. haha
Drums - moi
Guitar - o_O
Vocals - Rantz
Bass - Locky (she can't play... but at the same time it's bass, so she totally can play)
Synth Loops - this can be anyone, but I think maybe Shorty would be a good'un cause we can sample her saying things like "You are the worst!" and "Why are you... the way that you are!?" Holy trout, now that I think about it, that second one is totally the album name. I'm like Simon Cowell on crack right now!
Anyway. Half the time the music is going to be super melodic, ambient sounds with Rantz softly speaking Swedish nonsense over the top of it. The other half of the time it's going to be BR00TAL foreign metal, with Rammstein-esque vocals, just in Swedish instead of German, and with some weird chick on the stage smiling at various people in the audience without showing her teeth, so that they really start to question their lives. Also I want Rantz wearing clothes that really accentuate his height, he can stand next to Locky a lot because she's itty bitty and it'll be a good contrast.
Mike has to have one of those guitars that's shaped like something, I'm thinking a dragon, and Rantz and I are going to handle all of the press and interviews, but he will only speak in Swedish and I'll only speak in Italian, and our answers will have nothing to do with what the other person is saying. My vision for this whole thing is to have 'those fans.' You know the ones, the kind that say stuff like "PFFffFtt!! You don't like the music? That's just cause you don't GET it!" and buy our t-shirts even if they have the most tacky designs and a string of words written on them that mean absolutely nothing.
Ill get back to you on the band name.
TL;DR We're totally available for EoFF weddings
All yr base are belong to me!!!
I've never even held a bass guitar. I play a little bit of acoustic/electric, though
Somewhere I have "Hail Bruckner" on CD. I would probably be in an eoff band!
(SPOILER)Originally Posted by Jinx
Usually the bass player is the best looking one, so sure, I'll be your bassist!
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I want to be a part of a male/female vocal duo who share/trade vocals. So obviously my choice is Kalevala. We would both play guitar and Kale would play piano and I would play harmonica, Tasura would be on drums, and Lonely Paper Star would be on bass. We need a name, though, and I'm blanking.
Alternatively, Rantz and I already have a band called Kids in a Pond.
Kathryn and I made a band; we released a well received debut album My Stupid LIFE!!!!! but were disappointed with the followup Website (My New One), apparently people don't like 12 tracks based around the tarragon herb or something. In the end we broke up due to creative differences and a surge in popularity for our rival band, ff babe and Super Delete's Forbidden Love (affectionately shorted to FFBSDFL, or 'Fubbus Duffel' by their fans).
there was a picture here
If one of them healed another party member during that scene, the action would be called a band aid.
Oh my god what the **** is wrong with me.
You shouldn't be spreading around puns about bands. They are contraband you know. But seriously:
What is a man shackled to a in ball and chain's bad called?
(SPOILER)A Husband
Words mean things, Matt. They mean things.
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