Alright, I have another one. Johnny Depp plays a mentally unstable jewel thief named Dee P. Ouver that gets busted by the authorities. For example, the movie trailer will show a scene where he is hanging upside down Mission Impossible style, looking for the next big score. Something goes wrong with his cable and he ends up falling directly onto his testicles. One of the cops that busts him says with a smug smirk on his face, "Should have been paying more attention to the jewels you already got, homeboy!"

It looks like Ouver is going to jail for life...but *record scratch* a bigger jewel thief, which also happens to be Ouver's rival, has been spotted! He is close enough for the authorities to track him, but too far away to bust him through conventional means. Looks like Dee P. Ouver has to go into...Deep Cover. He refuses--jail for life. He fails to bust his rival--jail for life.

Ouver must completely disguise himself in order to not be detected by his rival (which is played by Sacha Baron Cohen by the way). Normally, Ouver is a manly, man. The trailer also shows Ouver scowling, drinking beer, and driving a Ford F-150 to signify that fact. However, his testicular troubles has caused Ouver's voice to be unusually high! So a fun and wacky unit that includes a token gay man, a frumpy but firm woman, an offensive racial stereotype, and a prissy British woman apply makeup, give him a FABULOUS outfit, and partake in acting lessons!

No longer is Ouver a grizzled man that chews glass for bubble gum, but a quirky fellow that sways a lot, used many hand gestures, and generally looks like a flamboyant drunk person!

But the trailer shows a part that you know is near the end of the movie when--UH OH--Ouver's voice starts to revert back to normal! You can see the wheels turning in the rivals face as he puts it all together!

Coming this summer...Go in Deep Cover with Johnny Depp!

Cut me a f***ing check, Hollywood.