Have you ever broken a bone?

[Iceglow]

Steve, I might be your only competition in this regard.

Of the 206 bones in the human body, I've broken 37 of them - with ...six, I think, being broken more than once. These are not good odds! I'm not going to list every finger or toe, but the noteworthy things are below. I like Steve's idea of sorting them based upon body region, so let's do that!

Fractured skull - over the left eye, hard to see but really easy to feel
Broken collarbone - left side
Broken ribs x3 - left side, on two occasions, SAME THREE RIBS (such bulltrout)
Broken forearm - right side
Broken wrist - left side, bonus broken thumb and joints in three places
Broken wrist - right side, twice, in slightly different spots
Broken foot - right side, metatarsal connecting primary toe to ankle, TWICE in a two month span

And then lots of fingers and toes and that time my jaw broke and etc and etc and etc

Are you two professional stuntmen or something?

To answer Huxley first... No. I wish I was at least then I'd get trout loads of money for going through the pain of multiple broken bones! Seriously, when that trout stops becoming some big pain to you, you begin to worry. I've always justified it to myself that I'm pretty lucky in most other situations so on a swings and roundabouts sort of way, I get away with trout elsewhere, somethings gotta pay the price. Usually with me, it's physical damage sustained to my body.

Moving on to Loco, dude we should like form a club or something haha... must have broken at least 10 bones to join! Though I feel you have it worse, are you stateside? Your medical insurance if you are must be horrendous. At least for me I get social medical care from being in the UK (gotta love that NHS, despite it being more than a little trout with some situations). I'm yet to break a long bone *touch wood* (not super paranoid bout this stuff but hey-ho no harm done) in my arms or legs, guess I've been lucky with that so far.