Quote Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg View Post
Tried an oyster again for the first time in.......15 years? So basically new.

They're as gross as I remember. I would have been pissed if I was the first person ever to go to the effort of trying them.

"What's up with that weird rock? I'm gonna eat whatever is inside that thing..........."

*work, work* *pry, pry*........"

WTF is this?!?! Some kind of gross sea booger?? Well, certainly if it's so hard to get at, it must be pretty tasty."

*munch, munch*

Ah, well smurf me! This is crap.



And that's my story of me as the first human ever trying oysters. /bows
Oysters are friggin amazing. You uncultured swine!