Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
Who had the best wankfest in Premier League history, Gerrard or Scholes? While Gerrard doesn't have the wankstain collection that the ginger has, let's not forget he had a supporting cast of generic Sainsbury's tissues compared to Scholes's Kleenex and jesus christ why I am even typing this I am so sorry.
I...I.. this has something to do with Football?

Please say yes. I'm doing my best not to envisage the alternative.