Are model-teachers too hot to teach?

[Mr. Carnelian]

Don't most students have a crush on a teacher at one point or other anyway?

I don't think a teacher being a model would make a teacher more attractive to a student who didn't already find them attractive.

For instance, I fancied the pants off of my GCSE Geography teacher. I moved seats to be behind the girl who always needed help with her work, because he would stand next to her chair and bend over forward to look at her work. He had a nice bum.

Finding out he was a model wouldn't have made him more attractive to me, it would just mean that I might be able to find pictures of him shirtless online, rather than just using my imagination.

Different people have different things that they find attractive, so the only way to ensure that no students were being distracted by attractive teachers would be to have all lessons taught in absolute darkness. And even that wouldn't stop students being distracted by voices they found sexy (like my GCSE RS teacher, he had a voice like chocolate).

So, in short, villification (is that how you spell it, do you think?) of teachers who were models or have part-time jobs as models is ridiculous.