On one fateful day in 2009, Psychotic made an announcement that would forever change the course of EoFF history.
He announced a swimsuit contest for the CK Contest.
He also conveniently forgot that I have no shame.
(Well, ok, a little shame -- Lynx wanted me to go nude covered only in bubbles. That man is disturbing.)
I won the contest, was granted immunity, and it forever affected EoFF and its members. Not because I won the contest, but because all of the members furiously masturbating resulted in a striking decline in posts (it is rumored that Shlup became so hot and bothered that she had to get herself knocked up).
Thank you for the Ciddie. I will do my best to live up to it.
Wait, why is everyone running away?
