Do you talk to yourself out loud when you are alone?

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I need to remember to call this person at 555-555-5555

That number is so made up.

You don't know that. Have you tried calling it?

Jesus titty-f***ing Christ.

IT WAS A DIRECT LINE TO COMMISSIONER GORDON.

Did you say "Eeeeevening, Commissioner" to him? Important.