Hapy 9th birthday, EoFF. Now go to your room; you're embarrassing the guests.
Loud. It better register as an earthquake.
Silent, but deadly. I either like to sneak attack people or I don't want to be heard.
Delayed and long. It's like an organic drum solo.
Quick. It sounds like a duck or someone asking "WHAT?!" in disbelief.
High pitched. Sounds like when you let air of of a balloon.
Deep. More bass than Barry White. Or in this case Barry Brown.
I refuse to answer this poll.
Another type of fart not covered by this important poll.
Man, as long as it isn't a shart attack.
Hapy 9th birthday, EoFF. Now go to your room; you're embarrassing the guests.