Oh um, I guess we don't have a speech for this.

Well, these people enjoy FFXIV. Why wouldn't they? It's a beautiful virtual world where you can play as someone who is much hotter than you in real life.

Seriously though, it's a whole community in that game. Why would you give that up? It's the game that just keeps on giving.

They should still turn it off for long enough to participate though, those losers

Love, Santa~