On account of Mr. Carny being a massive nerd and using my laptop literally all day to do his coursework, I've missed all of the second day of Ciddies.

Congrats to all the winners! Especially Bubba! Proving once and for all that having a child can open doors.

I also went through the thread and found out I won Best Writer somehow. The hell? I don't even write professionally! Or even semi-professionally! Thanks for the votes, but I think an actual writer should have won

I also won MLT Be the Next Staff Member; I'm happy you all think so highly of me!

Finally, I'm slightly disappointed that Mr. Carny didn't win Best Newbie. He came second in the summer to FFNut and came second again to Rin, who thoroughly deserved the Ciddie; you're awesome! Alas, Mr. Carny can't be Best Newbie any more.

Great work to Pumpkin, Fynn, Colonel Angus, Bubba and all the other speech writers for making this, as always, a memorable Ciddies.