Here are my opinions of the fans of the FF titles. No controversy here, honest.


FF 1-9: Keepers of the secret knowledge who mock me, a mere initiate into the realms of FF, for I have not yet tasted of the holy VII, or known the glory of mighty Cloud, blessings be upon him.

FF 10: there are 2 kinds of X fans, the ones who realise that Tidus is a poorly-dressed idiot, and the incorrect ones.

Ff 10-2: People who can have a laugh and don't take themselves too seriously.

FF 11: Weirdoes who want to interact. With actual PEOPLE. Whilst playing a video game. Madness.

FF 12: People who can appreciate a fairly engaging story, well-drawn characters and a visually diverse and interesting world.

FF 13: People who can enjoy a decent, if flawed game, without comparing it to the wonders of the holy VII every five seconds.

FF 13-2: The minority not put off by 13, who then go on to enjoy an engaging time-travel romp.

FF Lightning Returns: The minority not put off by either XIII or XIII-2, who then go on to enjoy a game which addresses most of the criticisms levelled at XIII and XIII-2, being a largely non-linear game set in an expansive world, with well-designed gameplay.

FF 14: More sociable Weirdoes. Why aren't you playing video games all on your lonesome whilst quietly weeping to yourself, like God intended?!