Vampire: Good Evening!

: What do you want?

Vampire: I want to come in!

: Did you bring a pizza?

Vampire: No...

: Did you bring your 3DS so we can game?

Vampire: Um... no...

:Then what are you good for?

Vampire: I can make you immortal!

:Will I have to talk to people ever again?

Vampire: Well you may have to go door to door like I am to find a willing victim. Monster Union won't let us attack helpless strangers anymore...

:So you're a Jehovah's Witness now?

Vampire: No! Of course, not! I simply want to drink your blood and send you into an eternal life of darkness and despair!

:And the difference from a Jehovah's Witness is?

Vampire: Hmm... Never thought about that.

Jehovah'sWitness: Sir, may I come in so I can talk to you about the one true lord and savior?

: Did you bring your 3DS so we could game?

JW: No.

Vampire: Well did you at least bring a pizza with you?

JW: Um... No...

*shuts door*

JW: Would you like to hear about the one true gospel?

Vampire: Maybe we can work out a little deal...