Ask a stupid Final Fantasy question, etc. - ONLY ONE QUESTION IN TEN POSTS!!!!

[Griff]

Kya ha ha!

Why hasn't anyone shot the person who decided to make 4 FF7 sequels?

[Fynn]

Didn't you know? Sephiroth decided to make all the sequels... The answer should be clear now....


Kupo, kupo kupo?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

...kweh. :eep:

What would a moomba say if it could speak english?

[Dr. Acula]

LAGUNA!

Cloud, Squall or Zidane?

[Takara]

Zidane. Emos suck. Emos suck more than a guy with a monkey tail.

Balthier: boxers or briefs?

[Twilight Edge]

Boxers.

Fran: Viera armor, swimsuit or naked?

[No.78]

Neither! It's body paint

What happened if Terra turned back to normal halfway through flight?

[arcanedude34]

Then Kefka would be like, 'Dang...'

Why do Moogles say Kupo if Kupo is a name of a moogle?

[No.78]

Because, the mother of this particular moogle, was retarded. The father was dead, and thus, she named it, and all she could say was, "Kupo" and thats how.

How Yuna's hair grow that long in just 2 years? (referring to that ridiculously long pony tail thing)

[BarelySeeAtAll]

she summoned it to be like it.

why wouldnt someone use a phoenix down on sephi and bring him back....again, hehe

[Griff]

Because PDs don't work on people who SUCK!

Squall: Misunderstood young adult, or hopelessly emo ass?

[Black Magic Shopkeeper]

Neither. He's a flower-boy.

Doesn't the whole concept of FF10 get cancelled out by its sequel?

[Twilight Edge]

Do I need to answer you?

Tifa: Sexy tomboy or sexy girly girl?

[jammi567]

Tomboy, definatly.

what's the difference between Squall and Cloud?

[Dr. Acula]

One's blonde and 21, the other's brunette and 17. Oh, and one's more depressing than the other. Try and guess who!:bigsmile:

Someone can take my question.

[Twilight Edge]

Steiner: Old rusty armor or old legendary armor?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Old rusty armor, legendary armor does not make sounds when you run, duh. :p

Why does Beatrix even have an eyepatch?

[jammi567]

because Cloud poked it out when he was snogging her.

help! i can't find Tidu's first overdrive.

[Eiko Guy]

Arent you lucky

How does seymour keep his hair in perfect position. Why does it get armor when he transforms now that I think about it

[CimminyCricket]

because when two people love each other.... O_o

Cid (ff7), Cid (ff8), or Cid(ff9)?

[Twilight Edge]

Cid(FFX).

WHOS IZ TEH CHARGING HIZ LAZUR??

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Who else but Steiner?

How can you get Reddas to have a beard and moustache along with his sideburns?

[jammi567]

Lock him in a room for a month.

Faramhight, Invincible, Ranarock

[arcanedude34]

Yes.

Why does nobody seem to be asking relevant questions any more?

[Gabranth]

because everyone's trying to figure out another dumb FF question so they put irrelevant crap down so they can think about it more.

what do you really think kain is doing up in the air when you command him to jump?

[jammi567]

Puking.

is this question too stupid to be asked?

[arcanedude34]

Yes. WTF this is the stupid FF forum, not the act like a retard and ignore the rules forum.

Why is Vincent so cool?

[No.78]

Because he has a monotone voice of course.

Why didn't Garnet just shave her head?

[jammi567]

Because she isn't a grunger.....yet

Who would win between cloud and Seymore?

[No.78]

I'm pretty sure Seymour would be dead before he could finish casting the spell.

Why do NPCs stand by and watch you die?

[KazexLisa]

because they think it is hilarious

Why is cait sith riding Red 13?

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

because they think it is hilarious

Why is cait sith riding Red 13?

Because they are trying to make it happen...that's why Red13 has kids in the beginning of FFVII:AC...but Cait Sith didn't have as many years, so he died.

Who does Cloud marry? Tifa, Aeirths ghost, Yuna, Garnet of other?

[KazexLisa]

All 4 of them,,, he's bored

Why did Vivi marry Quina?

[jammi567]

Because he's actually a robot controlled by Hojo

who would most likely do a bitch fight?

[Twilight Edge]

Tifa and Scarlet again. Yuh-duh!

Who is the whore of whores?

[Remon]

Seymour off course :D

How many belts does Lulu have?

[jammi567]

One for Wakka, one for Tidus, one for yuna....

how did Sephiroth get the Murmusine?

[Griff]

eBay

how does Barrett never run out of bullets?

[KazexLisa]

he uses soil....(FFU BABY!!!)

How can Vivi see?

[Hazzard]

The kid wears heat goggles

How comes characters can never take a pee?

[Remon]

They pee when we're not playing

Someone take mine

[KazexLisa]

why does Aeris wear pink?

[Hazzard]

Because really shes depressed and hides it

why does Zell love hot dogs?

[jammi567]

because they remind him of men's cocks.

where is Spira?

[KazexLisa]

In my head

WHo are the 4 Elemental Lords?

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

In my head

WHo are the 4 Elemental Lords?

A gold Chocobo, a moogle, a Highwind airship, and Master Tomberry

Why did Garnet cut her hair?

[Goldenboko]

She realized Zidane liked short haired chicks.

Why is it that you can have a character sit in the same place for 5 months and he doesn't die of starvation?

[jammi567]

for they are of the unded, who never need to eat.

do the characters ever have orgasms?

[KazexLisa]

yes.... Zidane has them all the time just... offscreen

WHo are thr four Lords of Guadium? (Seeing a theme????)

[Twilight Edge]

Storm, Earth, Axe and Fire.

Who heeds the call of Vegnagun?

[jammi567]

sin, when it needed something to relieve itself on

why does Tifa have such big boobs?

[KoShiatar]

Hojo experimented on her with a new kind of boob job.

Do the Shinra building toilets work like the Empire Toilets in FF VI?

[jammi567]

You really don't want to know!

what have Cloud and Tidus got in common?

[arcanedude34]

They both have a 'U' in their names....

What would happen if Steiner had an erection in his armor?

[CimminyCricket]

He'd have a fractured penis.

If cloud and seifer got in a fight and vivi was the referee, who would win?

[arcanedude34]

Vivi.:tongue:

Why does Gilgamesh's shadow move up with him when he jumps?

[Twilight Edge]

Because it can't catch up with him.

Why is Gilgamesh such a sword freak?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

"...finally, another to add to my sword collection."

If Sephie successfully took over the world, what would be his first ruling?

[jammi567]

that crack is legal

has Sephy ever had a haircut?

[arcanedude34]

Yeah, once, but the barber cut his left ear off (they had to sew it back on) so he vowed never to get a haircut again.

Is ExDeath like, a giant, or does he just eat his vegetables?

[jammi567]

no, he's just wearing stilts.

have Auron and Aeries ever met?

[Twilight Edge]

In the Farplane.

How does Auron lift that big sword with one hand?

[Skyblade]

It's big. That doesn't mean it's heavy. "As light as a feather, and as hard as dragonscale." The same way Cloud lifts his.

If monsters are just mindless attacking machines, why do they never attack each other?

[jammi567]

because mindless machines have a controller

are the Cids related?

[KazexLisa]

Yes One Person..... Alot of Plastic Surgery.....

Why does Odin(FF8) Have Horns (Don't say the obvious...)

[arcanedude34]

They look cool.

Who does Cloud marry?

[Eiko Guy]

Your mother

Would tifa ever do yuffie

[arcanedude34]

No, but she'd do YOUR mother.

If Cloud had three heads, would he be 3 times as cool?

[Sidderz]

No he'd morph into Kuja.

Why does Zidane have a tail?

[arcanedude34]

A little variety in bed.

Why does Vaan wanna be a pirate?

[boys from the dwarf]

He spent his childhood playing monkey island 1,2 and 3. He imagined it would be something more like that.

how many fingers is kefka holding up?

[jammi567]

Just the one. backwards.

is Garland (I) cool?

[arcanedude34]

Not, his armor actually keeps him quite warm.

If Vaan idolizes Monkey Island, will he change his name to Guybrush Threepwood when he gets older?

[Ben]

Whats Monkey Island, Well, I guess he would, but I don't know what monkey Island is.

Why do all the bad guys die in the end, or live and get killed in teh sequel?

[Griff]

....common sense

Is any part of FFX not a direct or obscure allusion to the bible?

[The black mage]

yes. When i apere in it

what would happen if Kain jumped in a low cielined building

[jammi567]

expect to see brains and blood

If Zell could pick any character to be gay with, who would he pick?

[The black mage]

everyone

where does Gilgamesh get his cloves from

[arcanedude34]

He has a machine that makes them.

Is Gilgamesh half-retarded?

[Twilight Edge]

No, he's completely retarded.

What's poorer than Excalipoor?

[jammi567]

Excalipoorer

if Edge could have a three on one, who would he have it with?

[arcanedude34]

Cecil, Rydia, and Palom (but not Porom) on him.

If Zidane was a woman, who would he marry?

[Twilight Edge]

Genome no. 273.

If Mikoto was a man, who would she marry?

[The black mage]

Kuja

What is Rikku on

[TyphoonThaReapa]

That s***

Why is Cloud and Squall acting like they respect each other in KH2?

[sockmonkey]

Sexual tension.

What other attachments does Barett have for his arm?

[Gabranth]

only one: a massive dildo.



has barret ever used his massive dildo attachment, and if so, on who?

[oddler]

No. He keeps it in mint condition for best resale value.

What would happen if Tifa wore a 32A?

[sockmonkey]

If she WORE a 32A she would be the most popular character ever.
If she WAS a 32A people would say "Tifa who?"

What would Squall have named his childhood teddy bear?

[Twilight Edge]

Marshmellow.

What would happen if Lulu wore a 32A?

[The black mage]

We would see less of them

Why dosn't Cloud just fight his way in to Don Conros (i know i spelt it worng) place

[Dragonface]

He did, but it took longer before he remember to get out of his girly dress he was wearing.

If Sephiroth killed his past self instead of Aerith, what would happen to him?

[jammi567]

He would enter a paradoxal world where everybody would know him, but everybody also wouldn't.

the ending of VIII?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Everyone has to live in Balamb becuase the Garden sunk into the ocean...so party at Zell's house!

What role did Garland play in IX?

[jammi567]

The gothic gay to Kuja's noormal gay

why is Sephiroth considered so badass?

[Twilight Edge]

He lived by the pizza but died by the SWORD.

Why is Reno badass?

[Gabranth]

he's really not; people just assume he's bad-ass because his name is reno.


was selling flowers aeris's only source of income..?

[jammi567]

no, she also had a pimp job

Are lulu's breasts as big as Tifa's?

[UltimaMasamune]

A.because Lulu touches herself at night

Q.^PICS NAO

[arcanedude34]

Ok...

Is Rydia a natural green?

[Cezanzo]

No, when she has a cold, there is no tissues around...

Does Cid (ff7) ever stop smoking?

[Griff]

Yes. There was about 5 minutes of not smoking shortly after he was was born.

How does Barett actually shoot his gun-arm, there's no visible trigger?

[sockmonkey]

It's voice activated like all anime character abilities.

"Machine... gun... arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm!"

What goes on in Yuffie's head?
Seriously, something is wrong with that girl.

[Zora]

Are you sure you want to know? I can tell you, but are you sure you want to know?


Why is Sephiroth considered the most evil villian ever in FF history by casual FF fans even though Kefka did more damage in the first five minutes of FFVI (by controlling Terra) than Sephiroth did in all of FFVII?

[Twilight Edge]

He wears black and wears long and his weapon is big and long and cool and long and badass and long and powerful and long and his hair is long and silver and long and greyish and long.

Why isn't Sephirtoh hurt by Supernova?

[Cezanzo]

Because he's sweet like that.

Does Kuja polish his thong?

[arcanedude34]

No, he doesn't. And he doesnt wash it either. Cuz that's how he likes it.

Why is Aeris' ghost in the church for a split second... even BEFORE she dies?

[Griff]

One Word: PLOTHOLE!

What is your favourite FF7 plothole?

[Twilight Edge]

This guy are sick.

Off course?

[jammi567]

no.

whydoes everyone hate a connection between ffvii and ffx/x-2?

[The black mage]

Cause cloud hates Jpop

How did Cid(ff4) live through been blowen up

[arcanedude34]

He was wearing his seatbelt.

Why dont they just give Tidus to Sin so that maybe it wont kill thousands of people?

[The black mage]

Coz they are dumb

How do ff chariters (yes i know i spelt it wrong) keep thire hair up so high

[sockmonkey]

A positive outlook.

What does chocobo meat taste like?

[arcanedude34]

Like Moogle meat, but a little more Tonbury-ish.

What are the moogles pom-poms for?

[Griff]

Cheerleading. We rule, we rock! Final Fantasy, Home of the Mog!

If Yuffie bred with Red XIII, what would the kids be like?

[jammi567]

to be sucked on.

if ffviii is ii3, what's ix?

[sockmonkey]

Mellodramatic.

What if Red XIII were bred with a chocobo?

[jammi567]

Chocobos would suddenly become cool with nerds and unpopular with the rest of us.

Would it be able to talk?

[Melodies_of_life]

Heck YES! Although it would depend if it was a male or female. But, the question is:

What would it look like?

[No.78]

A red furry toothed chocobo with a crooked spine and many visual defects such as strange lumps and feathers that fall off when fully grown. A freak of nature, yes it can talk but, everytime it talks it reduces it's lifespan by a day.

Who in there right mind would breed Red XIII with a chocobo anyway?

[jammi567]

Hojo and sockmonkey

what would it be called?

[Griff]

Warky the Wolfbird.

Who started all this Red XIII breeding stuff?

[arcanedude34]

Sockmonkey.

And now to break the chain-

Why doesnt Lulu dress like... not a skank?

[Firo Volondé]

Because she wants to appear sexually attractive to Red XIII, so she can breed with him.

How does Paladin Cecil keep his hair free of knots?

[arcanedude34]

Its a wig.

Why dont Palom and Porom just cast stop on the walls instead of stone on themselves?

[qwertysaur]

Because they felt special about doing somthing Tellah could not undo


Why does Lulu have so many belts?

[jammi567]

One for Yuna, one for Rikku....

Why aren't these games rated R for their obvious sexual content?

[Melodies_of_life]

Well, if they were rated R they would probably only sell the games to perverts, instead they rated T so they sell them to hormone crazy teens instead.

Why are there 2 moons in FFIX?

[Griff]

To really smurf up the tides.

How come character's clothes never get ripped/shredded from their bodies during battle?

[Garnie]

because a final fantasy life is so random.... well it was

why were the vieara fired from hugh heffnor?

[Gabranth]

you have it mixed up; they were never hired by hugh heffner. they're fucking mutant rabbits.


who would win and why: FFIV cid vs FFVII cid

[jammi567]

IV's Cid obviously. VII's Cid would be searing too much about how short the other guy was, and how stupid his beard was, by which tim, IV's cid would've smashed him in the head.

VIII Cid vs X Cid?

[The black mage]

FFx's cid. He'll blind the other one with his shiney bald head.

why do we keep posting here

[Melodies_of_life]

Because none of us have anything better to do at present time.

Why are there only girls as main characters in X-2?

[Garnie]

to createte dreams in dirtyheaded eoff boys!

why does lulu have an anti gravity bra?

[Griff]

to ruin dreams of dirtyheaded eoff boys.

What is the first name of the king of Corneria in FF1?

[The black mage]

Jack

who was king after him

[jammi567]

Jackie

why have none of the main villians been women?

[Dragonface]

Few of them ARE woman (e.g. FFVIII's Final Boss)

Why FFII & FFX Can't use EXP?

[Garnie]

BECAUSE THEY CANT COUNT!!!

Why do the VII charrictors have problems running in the fmv?

[Melodies_of_life]

Because Cid taught them how to run.

Why don't they make a FF game with all of the FF main characters (Of course it would have to be years later when they could reach eachothers planets), but why doesn't someone do that?

[Gabranth]

there's no mist in space to power their airships.



chaos vs. zeromus, who would win and why

[Dragonface]

Chaos, no idea who Zeromus is.

How did FFVII got their Cid in KH when other FFs failed?

[Garnie]

he was out of work needed the money

lipstick wearing kuja?

[Melodies_of_life]

I always knew he was a little fruit cake and he has finally come out about it. :D

Why do most of the guy villains look feminine?

[LoKuS]

Rough Childhoods.

Why is Gau's hair green in the menu screen, but not the overworld screen?

[Dragonface]

Gau's hair is green...greenlish-gray.

Why can't FFX just use a nuke-warhead on Sin?

[arcanedude34]

That's forbidden Machina.... Duh.

Kuja vs. ExDeath- who would win and why?

[jammi567]

Kuja, because he could just lift up his thong

Why is IX considered so bad?

[Dragonface]

FFIX's Cid is a bug. That make other Cids say 'WTF?'.

What happen when FFVII meets FFX-2?

[The black mage]

The world would end as we know it

Why would square Enix do this to us

[Dragonface]

Square has keep on kipnapping Sega crew and black mailing capcom to put reis chars in KH.

Why does the name 'Final Fantasy' sounds like a title of a porn DvD?

[Melodies_of_life]

Because it secretly is..! shhhh keep quiet about it

When asked what to name Squall's ring what would be the best answer.?. depending on what you want to hear Adel say in the final boss battles......

[arcanedude34]

Someone wanna answer this, or post a new question/ I would, but I don't play VIII much.

[Twilight Edge]

Emo kid. :)

who is FF's queen of porn?

[jammi567]

Tifa

Who would i want to have sex with?

[arcanedude34]

Gau or possibly Edward.

How heavy is Brahne?

[jammi567]

Imagine a whale, then double it.

If Cloud could be in any other FF game (apart from the VII series), what would it be?

[Darth Anarcus]

Pretty much any of them as they all have maps with clouds in their skies.

Why does Jenova lack nipples?

[Dragonface]

So that her 40-year-old son not going to be breastfeed.

Is Tidus and Vaan twins?

[The black mage]

nope. Tidus had plastic surgery so he could be in ff12

what on earth was garlands (ff1) intetentions

[Twilight Edge]

The same thing he does every night, black mage, to try and take over the world! (guess where is this from)

Why aren't there catgirls or caninegirls in FF?

[arcanedude34]

That would kill the series and possibly cause major heart attacks to fanboys everywhere (and it's from Pinky and the Brain)

What would Kary (Malarith) be like in bed?

[jammi567]

Hot, hot hot!

Is Aeries related to X Yuna?

[Aerisfanatic]

Hot, hot hot!

Is Aeries related to X Yuna? aeris is yuna distant cousin
and refuses to answer anymore questions until pell her name right

in highschool was sephiroths first love edea?

[Gabranth]

nah back then he was jerkin it to the jenova centerfold



why do so many people adore aeris?

[Twilight Edge]

Pigtail ftw.

What would Ifrit and Kary(Maliris) be like in bed?

[No.78]

A hot steamy, burning, lovefest of kinky pain, roars and screeching. It would just look like a ball of flame with parts of the bedroom being sucked into it, and incinerating.

Where do summons go when they're not... Summoned?

[Griff]

East St. Louis

Every FF character gets into a boxing ring, last one left in the ring wins, who would the winner be?

[Aerisfanatic]

East St. Louis

Every FF character gets into a boxing ring, last one left in the ring wins, who would the winner be?
aeris, she learned few trix do to the sephiroth incedent

who tifa like besides cloud?

[leader of mortals]

Tifa loves yuffie of course. Isn't it obvious!

If Tifa loves yuffie, yuffie loves cloud, and cloud loves tifa, where the hell is aeris in this?

[jammi567]

nowhere but hell

is there anyhere else worse for her to go?

[Aerisfanatic]

anywhere near you

how much time do you think squall spent in his room, alone, with the light turned off?

[Melodies_of_life]

Everytime you didn't see him he was there...but in his mind he was there all the time...:P

Why the sudden change in squalls behavior half way through the game?

[Twilight Edge]

Emo-ism.

If Ifrit is scorching hot and Shiva's freezing cold, which summon would be dazzling bright?

[The black mage]

Rumha on something.

what is he on

[No.78]

Um, cocaine?

Who would win? Exdeath or Nightmare?

[qwertysaur]

niether, a goblin would win.
How could the goblin win?

[The black mage]

the others would die laufing

Some one else take my question

[arcanedude34]

Who would win between Kefka and another Kefka?

[qwertysaur]

neither, a cactaur would win.

where did the cactaur come from?

[jammi567]

Sephiroth's ass

why?

[Melodies_of_life]

It smelled too much in there!!

Why are cactaurs so pokey?

[arcanedude34]

Cuz they wouldn't get any respebt if they were fluffy.

What is Yuna Lesca?

[No.78]

An unsent, ex summoner, corrupt, woman, who likes to wear almost nothing.

How does the game know that you wont be able to leave the Bahamut once you enter it in FF12?

[Twilight Edge]

AI.

Are AIs bad?

[Fantasy Fan]

They're as bad as cheat codes.

Can I use the cheat code when playing FF11?

[Sefie1999AD]

Only if you Bribed some cheat codes from Great Marlboros in FFX.

When Exdeath was in his tree form, why didn't the party just chop down the tree?

[The black mage]

They didn't have an axe

what happened to the axe

[Twilight Edge]

It died and was buried.

How does a weapon die?

[Griff]

Cloud and co. take it's HP down to 0

How can characters hold their breath so long during blitzball or the onebattle with Weapon?

[jammi567]

They become ampthibians

WTF?!

[No.78]

Good question.

Does anybody know the answer?

[Alsray]

They trained.

Cactuar vs tonberry, who wins?

[Holy Lancer]

They trained.

Cactuar vs tonberry, who wins?

Cactuar, because he is a greenie meanie.

Why are chocobos fast? :choc:

[jammi567]

Because they have a dose of Speed within them

Druggy birds, what's next?

[The black mage]

Nice black mages

whats next

[Alsray]

Bad White Mages

Who cares?

[Twilight Edge]

Anyone but you.

Did Denzel and Marlene have sex?

[jammi567]

Ohh, please, you so know they did.

Who's the oldest guy in the series?

[Griff]

Rydia

Who's the youngest?

[Aerisfanatic]

Rydia

Who's the youngest?

lulu and wakkas baby

how far will the installment its already up too ff12 what do you think

[jammi567]

I recon it'll reach the ripe old age of CC (for those not into latin numbers, it means 100)

Woah! When will that be?

[Alsray]

when you get a date

What is the next game called?

[Monol]

Final fantasy 13: The blade of babes

Why would it be called anything else?

[Alsray]

because Nomura is a chakking blit.

what is Cloud's first name

[Sefie1999AD]

Blue Sky.

Why does Tidus keep whining even after you cast Mute on him?

[The black mage]

coz hes the durcell bunney

someone take mine

[Alsray]

what is my name?

[Aerisfanatic]

what is my name?

felicity

how old is auron?

[Alsray]

at the end of Final fantasy 10, be is about 57

someone take my questoin

[Twilight Edge]

How old is Jecht?

[Griff]

1032

Rikku: full body suit, short shorts, x-2 outfit, or birthday suit?

[arcanedude34]

All of the above and more.

Does Final Fantasy get enough respect from people who don't respect Final Fantasy or other things deserving more respect than they currently get by the aforementioned people?

[jammi567]

......huh? (question and answer)

[TyphoonThaReapa]

...Wha? (Answer and question)

[Hazzard]

Depression runs through the hearts of the Nbodies?

[arcanedude34]

*cough*

[Griff]

Robitusin!

Do you think we should get back on topic?

[The black mage]

yes.

will we

[arcanedude34]

Yes. Right now.

Please?

[The black mage]

OK

Whilst traing to be a dragoon how many times did kain land on his face.

[arcanedude34]

Approximately none. He always landed on his back... or on his illegitimate son, Gustoolv's face.

Does Sephiroth ever feel remorse?

[DM_Melkhar]

Doubt it. He was brainwashed into being an evil, undead x3 or 4 son of a - heck yes I'll call Lucrecia a bitch. She experimented on Vincent and hurt him emotionally, and went to bed with the most ugly scientist imaginable in the FF series.

Will Sephiroth ever finally accept that he's dead? (I mean he's fallen into the lifestream - apparently dead, then had his arse kicked three times by Cloud & co in FFVII, then comes back for more in Advent Children).

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A couple more responses.....


Why do characters in FFV stand on the tip of the pointy thing on ships
It's called the bow, and on FFV it'd be fine if they have good balance as there's no wind for most of the game.


What would happen if Steiner had an erection in his armor?<o></o>
He'd have one of these...
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By the way, that was in the armouries of Prague Castle. :D

[Alsray]

when pigs fly? (q & A)

[arcanedude34]

when pplz strt talkin like in english on teh forums

Vincent- Vampire or just seriously awesome human-cyborg experiment?

[jammi567]

Duh! seriously awesome human-cyborg experiment!

If this is possibly, why is there no time-traveling involved?

[yOur_final_fantasy]

coz he's the terminatorr

why is There no piink in the game? *barely any*

[qwertysaur]

there is, its behind the screen.

fish?

[The black mage]

And chips

Which ff charcter would love this

[arcanedude34]

Most to all.

Which is the best- Cids beard in his faceset, charset, or battle charset?

[jammi567]

All three of course!

Why are there so many damn Cids?

[Zora]

So that way we know it is a Final Fantasy game.

Who was responsible for the FFX/X-2 voice-actors, especially Tidus?

[The black mage]

A nutcase for the nuthouse

Why do red mages where them stupid hats

[jammi567]

Becase Red Mages are stupid. Full stop.

If pationate love was a ff game, what would it be?

[arcanedude34]

Uhmm... yes?

(Q and A)

[The black mage]

No

Why am i posting on an FF forum when i should be revising

[arcanedude34]

Care to finish that thought?

Anyhoo... Who would win: Sabin or Kain?

[jammi567]

Kain, because of his surprise attack...

what time is it for me now, and should i play a final fantasy game?

[The black mage]

quater past may. And yes

why are people in Arcadays (the cappital of the empire in ff12) so obseased with wooden chips.

[.:kerrod:.]

cos they're yummy

If i went back in time and killed myself, would i still be alive if i travelled forwards in time back to this exact time where i was asking that if i went back in time and killed myself, would i still be alive if i travelled forwards in time back to oh my god i've gone cross-eyed...

[The black mage]

depends what mood i'm in

what mood i'm i in.

[jammi567]

A pissed off mood, otherwise, you wouldn't have written it in a pissed off way.

Who's the sexiest beast in the games?

[The black mage]

Bahamut

whos the second?

[scrumpleberry]

Bahamut

whos the second?


That sexylicious Marlboro, of course.

If one were to speak like Ultimecia for a full day (kkkkkkkkk), what is the funniest thing one kould say?

[demondude]

why ultimecia what big boobs you have

all the better for killing with my dear

what the f--BLAM

why is quina so great

[jammi567]

Because it looks like a demented clown on drugs

i want to see more Sin! Where is it?

[Griff]

In the heart of every Athiest and Catholic.

How the heck did Yazoo get a gunblade?

[The black mage]

Presnt of his mother
EDIT: (500th post in this thread)
what is the point of the FIremane boss in ff12