Ciddies! Revelations! Here! Now!

[Baloki]

*runs out of blood and begins bleeding out darkness, out of the hole where his heart used to be*

[Peegee]

bwahah i get it. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2676638-post482.html)

Though I think it's in bad taste

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Yo, check this :bou::bou::bou::bou: out mothersmurfer
MC Manus, don't sleep

We got the Kersal girl MC Polaris yeah
Featuring Moon smurfin' Rabbits yeah
Over there in that corner is our boy Ouch! yeah
We don't smurf about

Kick it

I'm doing Best Writer so I'm writing some rhymes
Makes a change, not just speeches all the times
Compared to the rest, this noms list is shorter
So I'm gonna rip thru these niggas in alphabetical order

First we got Moon Rabbits, a fine place to begin
Surely gots some quality to make a surefire win
Some say the writing is bangin', a change from that weak :bou::bou::bou::bou:
I wouldn't know, as I've never read it...

Ouch! is up next, and I suppose his name derives
From the white hot literary skills he supplies
Sorry man, but on literary form there's nothing to discuss
That title goes to the true G: MC Manus

Last and quite possibly least brings us to Polaris
Damn it, nothing rhymes with that but Paris
Okay, so Best Writer Ciddie? Yeah, I guess, whatever
The last time I looked in the Writer's Forum was never
Queens represent, peace.


Yeah that's a smurfin other one and we don't smurf about
Typhoonthareapa ain't got :bou::bou::bou::bou: on us
Pimpin!
Tell 'em Joe tell em how it is man

(yeah man, yeah man)

Kersal massive, you know that
smurf
Peace

[Psychotic]

I hope Zach loses because he will piss and moan at me if he wins!

(PS: it's cool AG I have the next speech on hand)

[Rye]

I havent cheered for Rye yet, because I've been sicky and sleepy. Here's a strawberry cheer for you! Do good!

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/emoticons/strawberrycheer.gif

:bigsmile:

Thanks Monda! Feel better!

[Baloki]

*turns into a Heartless and begins stealing the hearts of all EoFF's members*

[Heath]

*turns into a Heartless and begins stealing the hearts of all EoFF's members*

Baloki, you've already stolen the hearts of EoFF and its members.

[Blue Harvest]

*runs out of blood and begins bleeding out darkness, out of the hole where his heart used to be*

Stop trying to get attention.

[Quindiana Jones]

*turns into a Heartless and begins stealing the hearts of all EoFF's members*

Heartless things should be dead. Just die. Die like your inferior ability to spam. ;)

[Baloki]

*builds up an army of fellow heartless and begins storming the rest of the internet*

[theundeadhero]

Baloki stole my heart long ago in England :lovers:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Ouch!



21. Best Writer
Ouch!..............14
Moon Rabbits.......10
Polaris.............5
RSL.................1

[Psychotic]

OH GOD NO

[Heath]

Baloki stole my heart long ago in England :lovers:

I only live a couple of hours away by train if you want me to get it back for you.

[Baloki]

*breaks down the walls between planets and sets about the feedback forum*

[demondude]

<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/stfu/Bwnci/stfu-1.gif?o=4" target="_blank"><img src="http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr288/Bwnci/stfu-1.gif" border="0"></a>

[theundeadhero]

What I really want is for :lovers: to be the name of the smiley again :mad2:

[Blue Harvest]

*builds up an army of fellow heartless and begins storming the rest of the internet*

Hello, Sora? Get off your lazy ass and do your job. The internet needs you!

[Rye]

Upon his lips was a naughty word.

[theundeadhero]

Blue Harvest, stop. Now. Before I start deleting your posts.

[Baloki]

*builds up an army of fellow heartless and begins storming the rest of the internet*

Hello, Sora? Get off your lazy ass and do your job. The internet needs you!

Didn't Sora become a /b/tard years ago?

[Blue Harvest]

Blue Harvest, stop. Now. Before I start deleting your posts.

Shouldn't you be telling Baloki to stop instead of me?

[demondude]

Baloki needs some alone time to recover.

[Baloki]

Blue Harvest, stop. Now. Before I start deleting your posts.

Shouldn't you be telling Baloki to stop instead of me?

You'd need a keyblade to my heart first ^_^

[theundeadhero]

No. Ciddies threads are spam threads.

[Tavrobel]

Blue Harvest, stop. Now. Before I start deleting your posts.

Shouldn't you be telling Baloki to stop instead of me?

No, because everyone expects it from Baloki.

[Blue Harvest]

I suggested in #eoff that everyone should ignore him but he said that never works.

[Baloki]

I suggested in #eoff that everyone should ignore him but he said that never works.

We all like our cake you see!

[Tavrobel]

I suggested in #eoff that everyone should ignore him but he said that never works.

He's too fun to ignore.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Artist
Last winner: black orb
Nomination Leader: black orb

The Nominees
black orb
Nominus Experse
Omecle
Pete for President
Rocket Edge
scrumpleberry

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: black orb
Jiro: Pete for President
Shiny: black orb
Levian: Rocket Edge
Demon Dude: black orb
Noctiluca: black orb</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: black orb
Sir Lancealot: black orb
rubah: Nominus Experse
Tavrobel: black orb
Psychotic: black orb</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: black orb (8/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Nominus Experse, Pete for President, Rocket Edge (1/11)

[Baloki]

*cries and slits his wrists because Blue_Harvest doesn't like him*

Weird, Deja-vu....

[Psychotic]

Psychotic: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to welcome you back to our television programme, ART TALK III. With me today are Rantzien, who graduated from Oxford with honours, and Cz, who graduated from Hungary. For those of you who are unaware, we usually reside in post #399 of Ciddies threads: Episode I (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2607749-post399.html) and Attack of the Clones (http://forums.eyesonff.com/eoff-archived-awards/121876-end-year-2008-ciddies-revelation-thread-happened-were-you-ags-bed-14.html#post2607749).

Psychotic: Let's start our engines with this piece from everyone's favourite dark sphere, black orb! http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/artists-forum/29655d1232746024-some-color-drawings-beautifulpirate.jpg
Rantzien: That is one very beautiful pirate.
Cz: And three less attractive ones.
Psychotic: I don't know, I can see beauty in the chap on the left.
Psychotic: Look at his matching lilac do-rag and tanktop ensemble.
Cz: That's who I was talking about.
Cz: Who did you mean, Pontus?
Rantzien: I fell in love with the drooling swashbuckler.
Psychotic: He, too, likes to match head accessories with shirts. But I don't know, it just doesn't have the same impact.
Rantzien: But look how lovesick he is!
Psychotic: He has a kind of "Yeah, whateva!" look on his face. The lilac guy has the look of a startled fawn.
Cz: And the frame of a mighty ox!
Cz: So strong, and yet so sensitive...truly, black orb has captured a complex figure.
Rantzien: Did anyone else notice the ghost-like villain in the background? Should these warriors not be focusing on disposing of it, rather than expressing affection for one another?
Psychotic: I think that's just a flag.
Psychotic: I mean, I guess they can fight it if they really want to, I just can't see what it would achieve.
Rantzien: It's a very villainous flag.
Cz: The threat of the flag isn't important. It's what the flag represents.
Cz: Its very presence could boost the morale of any nefarious being that sees it.
Cz: And that would place our pirates in grave peril.
Rantzien: Yes! That's what I meant. That's what I meant...

Psychotic: Second to run our critical gauntlet is Nominus Experse, and here is a little something something he whipped up! http://forums.eyesonff.com/picture.php?albumid=99&pictureid=1070
Psychotic: Ah, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. The tentacles he had for an arm really boosted his music to the next level.
Rantzien: Screw metaphors, this guy really IS one with his music!
Cz: I always wondered what things would be like if Black Metal had been invented four hundred years earlier...
Cz: OK, that's a lie. I have never wondered that.
Cz: But it would probably look like this.
Psychotic: I do wonder how this thing gets around. I mean sure, it looks very radical and gnarly and all, but it doesn't have any legs.
Psychotic: I suppose it just hops about like a pogo stick.
Rantzien: Or uses a wheelchair. That's the standard method of movement for legless people these days.
Psychotic: What about legless half-people half-string instruments?
Rantzien: I've never asked one of them, to be frank.
Rantzien: I think they seem unapproachable. Don't judge me for that!
Cz: He doesn't seem like the sort of guy who would happily lend you money. Or even angrily lend you money.
Rantzien: I wonder where he even keeps his money.
Psychotic: He seems like a rastafarian, so I imagine it's where he keeps his "herbal remedies", ha ha ha!
Cz: Ha ha ha!
Rantzien: You absolute joker!

Psychotic: I'm not sure how this is going to work, but never let it be said Three Guys and Art never pushes the boundries, for now we have a video from Omecle! YouTube - Tolako Village (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp0f6Tr6m2A)
Rantzien: It's loading.
Psychotic: That's a good place to start.
Cz: Moving pictures!
Cz: Guys, I think Omecle has just taken it to The Next Level.
Rantzien: I'd certainly like to live in one of these egg-like structures.
Psychotic: Heavens to betsy, who wouldn't!
Psychotic: Although I am pretty sure Omecle ripped this straight from Crash Bandicoot.
Psychotic: You even see the ULAMAGA! mask at one point!
Rantzien: Well, you know what they say: the bad artist imitates, the great artist steals!
Cz: That's right. There's no harm in borrowing from one of our generation's masterworks.
Psychotic: I am rather vexed at his music choice. At about 1:23 there is rushing water and now I need to spend a penny and we have three artists left to do!
Did Omecle not think of the reprecussions of his actions?!
Cz: Do you not think that was his intent? It is one thing for an artist to move the mind, another to move the bowels.
Rantzien: That's modern art for you!

Psychotic: Never mind Barack Obama, here's Pete for President and here's his work: http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/artists-forum/29787d1235166860-petes-fine-fineliner-thread-uilcompleet3.jpg
Cz: Oh holy
Psychotic: Now, look, I'm not going to make any claims to be an expert at fighting giant owls that have descended from the heavens to unleash their wrath upon this Earth
Psychotic: But I think an umbrella is a poor weapon choice
Rantzien: Quite right, old fellow, quite right.
Rantzien: Am I the only one who thinks of the owl in Ocarina of Time when I see this?
Cz: Not any more!
Rantzien: God, that was a jerk owl if I ever saw one.
Psychotic: I can't really think of anything other than sheer gut-wrenching terror when I see this owl.
Cz: Those two people don't seem particularly afraid, though. Perhaps they know something we don't?
Psychotic: They both seem to have just one arm. Maybe they believe the owl will restore their lost limbs.
Rantzien: Perhaps they worship an ancient owl God.
Psychotic: I like how you say "an" ancient owl God, which implies that there are rather a lot of the buggers running, well, flying, about.
Rantzien: Don't underestimate the Egyptians' surplus of animal gods!

Psychotic: Ireland's last hope of winning a Ciddie, Rocket Edge, takes centre stage now, with this prehistoric nightmare! http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/artists-forum/29644d1232553326-wild-saurian-hunting-ffxii-donal-america-951-.jpg
Rantzien: A familiar scene to us all.
Psychotic: Well, replace that wolf with my weakling rag-tag group of adventurers, and yes!
Cz: Replace the image of adrenaline-fuelled pursuit with that of a garden tea party, and yes!
Rantzien: The poor old creature's right foot seems to have been petrified.
Cz: Which will surely lead to disaster, as he won't be able to escape the tornado looming in the background.
Psychotic: Evidently he blames the wolf for his predicament, which is a highly illogical thing to do.
Psychotic: Mind you, as wolves evolved long after the dinosaurs died out, I suppose he is not faimiliar with them, and I can forgive him and his silliness.
Cz: He's probably more infuriated by the anachronism than anything else.
Cz: Sticklers for detail, those tyrannosaurs.
Psychotic: Gentlemen, do you think that the three of us, our powers united, could successfully engage and defeat this Wild Saurian?
Rantzien: We would have to be sword-wielding orphans for that to work, I'm pretty sure.
Cz: When you say "our powers" I assume you are referring to my AS Level in Geography?
Psychotic: The very same.
Psychotic: What a pity it wasn't Geology, given his condition.

Psychotic: To end our little showcase of art, we've got to pay a visit to scrumpleberry town! Here's her picture http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k274/scrumpleberry/f8c47e70.jpg
Cz: A fine-looking dame, and no mistake!
Rantzien: This is a most graceful piece of art. I have nothing but praise for it.
Rantzien: Except--there is a hole in her pants!
Psychotic: How unladylike!
Cz: Now now, this is the twenty-first century. Who are we to say that a lady should not expose herself if she so chooses?
Cz: I applaud that artist's daring in challenging our conceptions of decency.
Psychotic: I also applaud the artist because of their creation of such a fine hat.
Psychotic: I would wear a hat like that to the Prime Minister's wedding, if I was invited.
Rantzien: It reminds me of my very own heritage!
Rantzien: A blonde, tall and slim girl with a viking hat; could she be anything other than a countrylass of mine?
Psychotic: I don't see her eating any polar bears or wrestling any trolls.
Cz: She's also dressed in Finnish colours, I hope you'll notice.
Rantzien: The bear-eating is implied, by the satisfied look on her face, to have recently happened.
Rantzien: You have to read between the lines if you want to call yourself art critics!
Psychotic: Alright, Mister Fancy Pants Art Dance, why is she standing on tip-toes?
Rantzien: She is, in fact, so light in weight that she's nigh on levitating!
Psychotic: Well that's where you're wrong. She just doesn't want to get the soles of her feet dirty.
Psychotic: Although wearing shoes would probably be easier, but Finns, or possibly Swedes, never take the easy way out!
Cz: I would like to know what she is doing with her right hand.
Cz: From the look on her face, she is clearly up to some sort of trickery.
Rantzien: An interesting query indeed!
Psychotic: Well I think it's quite obvious that she's inserting it deep inside of her own AND THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TIME FOR TODAY, FOLKS!
Rantzien: Pocket, most likely.

Psychotic: Whew! We came through the difficult third album with nary a scratch! I guess we'll pass this shebang back over to Award Guy or Girl or Levian or whoever the heck it is that's holding the reigns.
Cz: I hope it's Levian. The thought of him holding my reigns makes me swoon.

[Baloki]

BLACK ORB HAD BETTER WIN THIS

[Shiny]

Upon his lips was a naughty word.

It's Penn, whaddya expect?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
black orb



20) Best Artist
black orb..........12
Pete for President..8
scrumpleberry.......6
Rocket Edge.........3
Nominus Experse.....2
Omecle..............2
RSL.................1

[Baloki]

And the Ciddie goes to...
black orb


This is well deserved, just look at that freakin' buet of a banner!

[Psychotic]

I am disappointed it was not in post #399.

[Blue Harvest]

*cries and slits his wrists because Blue_Harvest doesn't like him*

Weird, Deja-vu....

Sowwy Loki I wuvs you rly

[Rebellious Eagle]

Great speech, Psychotic!
I like black orb's pic about Faris. :O

[Rantz]

Congrats borb!

[Baloki]

Goddamnit, the Ciddies are such a popularity contest, THIS IS WHY I NEVER WIN ANYTHING!

[Blue Harvest]

EDIT: dammit he beat me to it ):

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Signature
Last winner: Jessweeee♪
Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Jessweeee♪
Psychotic
Sagensyg
scrumpleberry

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Jessweeee♪
Jiro: Jessweeee♪
Shiny: Jessweeee♪
Levian: Sagensyg
Demon Dude: Sagensyg
Noctiluca: Jessweeee♪</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Jessweeee♪
Sir Lancealot: Jessweeee♪
rubah: Sagensyg
Tavrobel: Jessweeee♪
Psychotic: Jessweeee♪</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Jessweeee♪ (8/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Sagensyg (3/11)

[Baloki]

Award Guy always allows one vote for RSL in every award because RSL IS THAT FRICKIN' ACE.

Everyone satisfied now?

[Tavrobel]

Award Guy always allows one vote for RSL in every award because RSL IS THAT FRICKIN' ACE.

Everyone satisfied now?

Not until his hat starts getting votes, too.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

19) Best Signature

There's this little thing at the bottom of each post, if they're allowed to be seen, depending on the style, that sets people out from other people. It's always less than 550 pixels wide, and less than 250 pixels tall. There's no other word than to say it's something that identifies the person, a personal seal of approval that, yes, these words are stupid enough to be said by this person.

Yes, yes, the signature, they call it. The counterpart of the forum Avatar, when it comes to identification. They can range from bright, to pretty, to non-existent, to self-advertising, or a badge of obvious internet newbishness. There's no escaping the signature, unless you've have them disabled, or you're no fun, like BoB is. We wouldn't want anyone here to be rejected from the Fine Arts School of Vienna, would we?

I'm sure there's something special about each of these signatures, whether it has something you can click, is pretty, is an obvious self-reference, or is actually video game related. Jesus, who would ever have thought of that?

If you're feeling aesthetically uninspired, then refer to this image, found at the bottom of this speech for a feel-good time of a man with artistic prowess, and should serve as an inspiration for all sig-makers out there in the world, and signature recipients.

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/9874/ggii.gif

[Rantz]

generic :up: to everything

[scrumpleberry]

lol i did not deserve votes over nommy and donal. WELL DONE BORB <3

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Psychotic



19) Best Signature
Psychotic..........12
Jessweeee♪.........11
Sagensyg............8
scrumpleberry.......2
RSL.................1

[theundeadhero]

I like my signature because he has a beehive on his head.

[Psychotic]

Tavrobel: Best Writer, End of Year Ciddies '09.

EDIT: Sweet. You cannot go wrong with birds. I love those lil' guys. Perhaps too much... (thanks :))

[Tavrobel]

Prediction Party sucks.


Tavrobel: Best Writer, End of Year Ciddies '09.

wat

[demondude]

Close one though.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Avatar
Last winner: Award Girl
Nomination Leader: Sagensyg

The Nominees
Del Murder
Leeza
Rantzien
Sagensyg

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Sagensyg
Jiro: Rantzien
Shiny: Leeza
Levian: Sagensyg
Demon Dude: Sagensyg
Noctiluca: Rantzien</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Leeza
Sir Lancealot: Del Murder
rubah: Rantzien
Tavrobel: Del Murder
Psychotic: Rantzien</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Rantzien (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Sagensyg (3/11)

[Psychotic]

For all the speeches you do.

[Blue Harvest]

Go Saglet!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Ah yes, best avatar. smurfing great avatars this year you guys. I'm so proud of you. Anyway, here's our nominees.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/avatar1390_23gif.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/avatar17039_97.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/avatar2161_41.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/avatar22222_42.gif

Could've at least used some transparency and saved in a better format, but I guess all in all you guys have pulled off a decent display of avatars.

Tell me AG, what are the best dimensions for avatars?
60x60, Lev.

[Rye]

Ja srsly, good one on the speeches, Tav! You big jerk. :bigsmile:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Sagensyg



18) Best Avatar
Sagensyg...........15
Leeza..............13
Rantzien............8
Del Murder..........4
RSL.................1

[demondude]

:bounce:

[Psychotic]

Well done Lawrence you crazy little man!

[Shiny]

Poo to that!

[Blue Harvest]

Yay!

[Peegee]

One of the few ciddehs I voted the winner of

[Rantz]

Congrats, Syg m'boy! :monster:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Custom Rank
Last winner: Del Murder
Nomination Leader: Old Manus

The Nominees
Del Murder
Denmark
Noctiluca
Old Manus
rubah
scrumpleberry

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Old Manus
Jiro: Noctiluca
Shiny: Del Murder
Levian: scrumpleberry
Demon Dude: Noctiluca
Noctiluca: Del Murder</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Del Murder
Sir Lancealot: Del Murder
rubah: rubah
Tavrobel: Del Murder
Psychotic: Noctiluca</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Del Murder (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Noctiluca (3/11)

[Heath]

Good work, Sagensyg!

[Blue Harvest]

Go Del!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

A custom title, something only the distinguished 9+ month old members are allowed to partake in. At least I think it's 9, maybe it is 8. Whatever, a detail. But who has the Best custom title? is it Del or manus, who's titles are so crusty and old that they are shiny and new? Denmark, who hasn't even been very active for a while but the title is still cool? Scrumpleberry who has an emoticon thingy in it? Noctiluca and rubah with their own brand of wit. Yay custom titles~

[Psychotic]

Anyone but the Murder-Manus Mafia. :colbert:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Noctiluca



17) Best Custom Rank
Noctiluca..........10
Del Murder..........9
scrumpleberry.......9
Old Manus...........7
Denmark.............5
rubah...............4
RSL.................1

[demondude]

Good result! Well done. :)

[Rye]

I love Noctiluca long time.

[rubah]

yay saglet and noctiluca, and omg why am I still a chatwhore *whores saglet out* and yay psy and EVERYONE.

[Shiny]

I voted for that one and it beat out Del Murder's, so I am pleased. :)

[LunarWeaver]

Holy :bou::bou::bou::bou: =O I had no idea my life-threatening skin disease would get me my first Ciddie. Thanks :aimkiss:

[Psychotic]

Fuck yes! They've been toppled at long last.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Post
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/2511805-post1338.html
Nomination Leader: http://forums.eyesonff.com/2617212-post124.html

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2613319-post1.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2617212-post124.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2646816-post20.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2653656-post18.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2655758-post26.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2662519-post524.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2668112-post2.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2669453-post15.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2669723-post30.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670247-post13.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670618-post31.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670760-post651.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2672507-post1.html

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: EoFF is a complex truss
Jiro: I have no idea
Shiny: EoFF is a complex truss
Levian: I Didn't Expect
Demon Dude: EoFF is a complex truss
Noctiluca: </td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Fantabulous Picture Thread
Sir Lancealot: I have no idea
rubah: I have no idea
Tavrobel: EoFF is a complex truss
Psychotic: Fantabulous Picture Thread</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: EoFF is a complex truss (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: I have no idea (3/11)

[theundeadhero]

I'm hoping for Noctiluca.

...and this post is way old. YAY!

[Rye]

Go Dan's post! :bigsmile:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I had a great post once! It held up a a drain pipe and was right beside my door. That post could have led a long eventful life.....
but hey, i had to try my new sword on something!
(this is a true story)

[Psychotic]

I hope Dan wins this.

[Shiny]

Go either of Dan's posts!

[demondude]

Go Dan's post! :bigsmile:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
EoFF is a complex truss



16. Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2617212-post124.html ..............8
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2613319-post1.html ....................7
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2653656-post18.html ..........................6
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2646816-post20.html ..........5
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2662519-post524.html ..2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2668112-post2.html ...............................2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2669723-post30.html .......................2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670760-post651.html ..2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2655758-post26.html ...........2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2669453-post15.html ....................................................1
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670618-post31.html ....................................................1
RSL.........................................................1
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670247-post13.html ..................................0
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2672507-post1.html ...............................................0

[Rantz]

KYLE MY PRETTY YOU WON YOUR FIRST CIDDIE I AM SO PROUD. Also sign back on D:

[demondude]

Weeeeee. :D

[Psychotic]

Haha, Dan did a 1-2.

[LunarWeaver]

Did I not predict for that one or something? Oops! Deserving winner btw.

[Rye]

Dan won first AND second! Huzzah!

[Shiny]

He is beastly. :aimkiss:

[scrumpleberry]

Dunyul :heart: Great stuff

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

<center>:tpg::tpg::tpg::yamete::tpg::tpg::tpg:

<font face="Impact" size="7"><b><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/2662519-post524.html">NEVER FORGET</a></b></font></center>

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Thread
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-viii/121537-seifer-rick-astley.html
Nomination Leader: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/122587-eoff-sims-2-last-sim-standing-interactive-thread-o-woo-hoo.html

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/122587-eoff-sims-2-last-sim-standing-interactive-thread-o-woo-hoo.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/124115-come-my-love-now-more-thunderdome-bye-boys.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/124753-font-color-ff9900-b-shrine-bobness-b-font.html

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Come, My Love!
Jiro: Come, My Love!
Shiny: EoFF Sims 2
Levian: EoFF Sims 2
Demon Dude: EoFF Sims 2
Noctiluca: EoFF Sims 2</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: EoFF Sims 2
Sir Lancealot: EoFF Sims 2
rubah: Come, My Love!
Tavrobel: The shrine of BoBness
Psychotic: EoFF Sims 2</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: EoFF Sims 2 (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Come, My Love! (3/11)

[Psychotic]

My two children had better beat the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of the BoBpit. :colbert:

[Peegee]

BoB Thread OMG (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/124753-font-color-ff9900-b-shrine-bobness-b-font.html)

c'mon peoples~

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

where would a forum be without there threads. It would be like a jumper, that has been pulled! A needle without a purpose! A cat without the ball. Blue harvest being normal for a change!
Threads are good! and they keep us alive!!
So we thank you kind eoffer for making us waste more time on the internet when we should be cleaning the oven, or getting a job, or putting out the cat, or paying attention to our lives!

So thanks!

[LunarWeaver]

Go Sims :aimmad:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
EoFF Sims 2



15. Best Thread
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/122587-eoff-sims-2-last-sim-standing-interactive-thread-o-woo-hoo.html ...17
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/124115-come-my-love-now-more-thunderdome-bye-boys.html .........9
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/124753-font-color-ff9900-b-shrine-bobness-b-font.html .................................8
RSL............................................................1

[Blue Harvest]

Garnie has some kind of obsession with me. I find it rather disturbing.

[Rye]

Good job, Paul. :colbert:

[Psychotic]

Oh awesome, I love those stupid Sims of mine. I could do another one-off episode if you guys really want but idk where I'd post it.

[Rye]

Do another one! More more more!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Cutest/Sexiest Female
Last winner: Zeldy
Nomination Leader: rubah

The Nominees
Akaria
Jessweeee♪
Marshall Banana
rubah
Rye
smittenkitten
Zeldy

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: rubah
Jiro: Zeldy
Shiny: smittenkitten
Levian: Zeldy
Demon Dude: Rye
Noctiluca: smittenkitten</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Zeldy
Sir Lancealot: rubah
rubah: Zeldy
Tavrobel: Zeldy
Psychotic: smittenkitten</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Zeldy (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: smittenkitten (3/11)

[Shiny]

I could do another one-off episode if you guys really want
Yes plz.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Cutest/sexiest Female

you are the winner, sex goddess to boot!
You are the winner a hawt slice of pie!
You are the winner, and people wanna touch yah!!!
so well done MILF
Rawr!!
<3

[Peegee]

Zeldy should win but she's so underaged I had to vote Akaria.

Silly standards

[Rebellious Eagle]

Haha, that Sims thread made me laugh. Do another.

[Tama2]

Zeldy o_O

And I mean that in the best way possible.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
smittenkitten



14. Cutest/Sexiest Female
smittenkitten.......9
rubah...............8
Marshall Banana.....7
Zeldy...............5
Jessweeee♪..........4
Rye.................4
Akaria..............1
RSL.................1

[Psychotic]

So where are these legendary bikini pics, Danielle?

[Leeza]

Zeldy should win but she's so underaged I had to vote Akaria.

O rly? :)

[Tama2]

Nominated than not voted for. That's real nice.

[Peegee]

Better watch out for your girl there BoBdan

[Marshall Banana]

You guys need to look at Rye some more.

[Rye]

Monda, honey-love! You almost got it! :ichigo:

[Peegee]

You guys need to look at Rye some more.

This.

[Del Murder]

Damn, I had smitten as my pick but then I changed it. That'll cost me!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Cutest/Sexiest Male
Last winner: Clouded Sky
Nomination Leader: Breine

The Nominees
Breine
Clouded Sky
Levian
Loony BoB
Noctiluca
Pureghetto

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Breine
Jiro: Breine
Shiny: Breine
Levian: Breine
Demon Dude: Breine
Noctiluca: Breine</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Breine
Sir Lancealot: Breine
rubah: Breine
Tavrobel: Breine
Psychotic: Breine</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Breine (11/11, 100%!)

[Blue Harvest]

So where are these legendary bikini pics, Danielle?

This.

[Rye]

Good evening, viewers, and welcome to the annual Ciddies Revelation Party Show! Here on the red carpet, Rye & Psy Rivers are here to comment on the sizzling fashion of the sexiest male members of the forum. Let's see how these hot young men look on this fine evening!

Rye: Well, I'm about as excited for this as Loony BoB with vegemite down his y-fronts and quilt. What about you, Mr. Psy Rivers? How do you feel tonight? :bigsmile:

Psy: Darling I am so hyped for this that I am sweating like Momiji in a Tokyo elementary school.

Rye: Yeah, I know! This event is so fun that it's almost illegal too! Well, let's get on with the first sexy stallion on the red carpet, Breine!



Breine

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Breine/n693235065_6890416_711663.jpg

Psy: My my! It's Lord Chappingsworth and his gruff Cockney manservant.


Rye: He's certainly stately looking. But what is in his hoodie pocket?
It's straining the material in a.... oh my.

Psy: That's the British gentry, for you. They can polish the crown jewels while still keeping a sense of dignity.

Rye: It looks like his bowler hat friend is unzipping,so I guess you're right. And they can even keep it
up with a British flag perched upon their left shoulder! Or at least, Mr. Sexy Breine can, in his fabulous silk top hat and famous Evastio Gabanna Italian Scarf.

Psy: Yes, you know a lot of men can't pull off the shoulder flag, but Breine does it. It's those sumptuous scandinavian lips of his. I could drown in them. I also particularly like the light perched on top of his hat. You never know when you're going to end up in a coal mine when you're with Lord Chappingsworth!

Rye: I suppose he uses the umbrella as a type of lamp shade as well. You can stand him in a corner and he's even sexier than that fishnet leg lamp from A Christmas Story.

Psy: I'm going to have to disagree there. The umbrella was an extremely poor choice. It never rains in England, after all, so what good is it? Perhaps fending off baboons or savage tribal folk while they're off on adventures in the Congo. But I kind of think all of their adventures revolve around visiting opium dens and giving a bit of how's-yer-father to some Thai prostitutes.


Rye: He definitely seems to be an exploring type of a man, the original Nigel Thornberry, but he's certainly sexy enough to come home and get some ass in Jolly Ol'. He even took Mary Poppin's umbrella as proof after a one night stand.

Psy: Now now this is where I absolutely draw the line. Mary Poppins was a living saint, and the only man who ever gave her a spoonful of sugar was Bert.

Rye: It gives a whole new meaning to a spoonful of sugar... Oh Psy Rivers! You know me so well!

Psy: We should probably plan our metaphors in advance. Next time, you can say that Breine will go fly her kite.

Rye: Okay, you can say that he'll jolly her holiday, in that case.

PSY: I think it's safe to say that his heart won't be the only thing that's beating like a big brass band.

Rye: Oh my! Perhaps we should move onto our next male before you chim chim your cher-ee.

PSY :I think it's a little too late. But sock it to me, baby.

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Rye: Okay, now onto our sexy asian man, PG!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/picture.php?albumid=65&pictureid=1124

We can see that he is sporting a fur coat, under his pants. You can just barely see it!

PSY:
A fur coat? Is that what it is?
I thought he'd stuffed a gerbil down there or something.

Rye: No. I think asians eat those, so it wouldn't last very long, I'm afraid!

PSY
They also leave great big stains on the walls.
I'm assuming that's from him trying to ejaculate as high as he possibly can.

Rye: Oh dear! It looks more like two giant eyes on the wall. I sure hope he's not trying to draw a portrait

PSY: Maybe he was going for a trickshot and split it in two somehow. Although this isn't something I really want to dwell on. Just sayin', those Asians need to practice their bukkake skills.

Rye:
I wonder if they take classes for that. In that case, that'd explain where his clothes money has gone, because there's not much of a wardrobe to this male! Besides his fur coat, he's wearing a pair of dark washed jeans and a camera around his neck. I wonder what he's wearing that for!

Psy: Isn't PG that guy who goes up to people on the street and then asks if he can take a photo of their pubes?
I swear to god we had a member who did that. Maybe it was The Captain, idk.


Rye:
I dunno, are you sure you aren't thinking of that one who tells girls to send him samples of their hairs for his collection?
I think that's Baloki though, trying to make an authentic calico fur suit.

Psy: I'd like to see Baloki and Pureghetto locked in a room with a fox. Would it be eaten or humped first?

Rye: It would be skinned for a below the pants fur coat, obviously, Psy Rivers!

PSY: And this is why statues of the Virgin Mary cry blood.

Rye: Damn furriners. We'd best go on to our next sexy guy.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/4832_131168566040_536606040_3304479.jpg


Psy: Whoa! Hobgoblins! You can't cross a bridge in Norway without a pack of these things leaping out from under it.


Rye: I, for one, find it deplorable that people in Norway still drive such out of date vehicles. Wooden cars? What's next, still traveling by viking boat?

Psy: Let's not judge these tribal people too harshly. They will join the 21st Century in their own time.

Rye: It appears that Levian is wearing a large tribal headdress and ceremony clothing. What do you think they're celebrating, Mr. Rivers?

PSY: I daresay they must have encountered poor Lord Chappingsworth on one of his many jaunts, and devoured him whole. The savages.


Look, they're even having victory drinks. I'm not entirely sure what they're drinking, but I think it's safe to say that whatever it is, it came from an elk.

Rye:
I think I see one of them in the distance, trying to use Lord Chappingsworth's umbrella to carve up reindeer meat. God bless the little brutes' hearts.


PSY: Is that shack behind them Levian's bachelor pad? The rent on that place must be extreme. I'm talking two or three shiny stones a month, here.
He even has the town pole in his front yard. That's just excess.


Rye:
That pole easily cost one or two photos of the FRIENDS cast. Maybe that's why his clothes are in a tear.


No, I think that's just because he is a sloppy bum with no self-respect.

Rye:
Where's Lord Chappingsworth's British conquistador mates when you need them?

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Noctiluca, from the Rantzien Album Collection:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/picture.php?albumid=134&pictureid=1049

Psy: Well, while I appreciate the sentiment that I am a player, I most certainly do not "sux".

Rye: Ssssh, now, Psy Rivers. It's not worth it. He could easily stomp you down with those brawny legs.

Psy: Is he naked from the waist down? Or is that a dress?

Rye: Knowing Rantzien's Swedish charms, he's naked. He only appears to be wearing a sign, and a brown designer t-shirt.

Psy: I guess wearing brown is pretty useful if you're interested in scatplay. And for legal reasons, I'm not going to say that Noctiluca is involved in such activities, but if you've ever smelled him, well, you'll know what I am getting at.

Rye: I hear that when he's not wearing that brown shirt, he wears his sexy boyfriend. He's quite handsome, that young man. But yes, he's mostly naked.

I do like his glasses though. I have a pair like that. Does that mean that I like scat too? :(

Psy: I guess it always helps to wear protective goggles to shield oneself from the chocolate blast.

Rye: Didn't Lord Chappingsworth first discover chocolate in the wilds of the rain forest during one of his hunts...

...….. :cry:

PSY: It's amazing what you can get a villager to do for some shells and a comb.

Is that a Dharma Initiative logo rug I spy?

Rye: Come to thnk of it, I think he was the guy who asked Jin to pee on his foot. Looks like he lost a good 200 lbs though and got a whole lot sexier. :colbert:

PSY: Hurley: The Internet Years.

Rye: Why is the world so sordid, Mr Rivers? :(

PSY: What is inside the hatch? :(

Rye: The things in there would curl your hair

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http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/172/stitchwz3.jpg

Rye: Well...

Psy: Nope. No. Not touching that one. I'm sorry, but that is just not gonna happen.

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Loony BoB

http://www.aiyon.com/meetup/DSCF0237a.jpg

Psy: Blimey, he's showing off more of his pubes than Pureghetto did. He even has a happy trail. That's so darling

Rye: That's certainly a thick hard.... buckle.

PSY: Yeah I don't know what's going on with that hat. It's like some brutal amalgamation of a pimp hat and a pilgrim's.
"Goody smitten, would you by any chance like to purvey my fine biznatches?"

Rye: Giving out smallpox blankets and bangin' bitches.

PSY: Diss is how we roll in Jamestown! Represent!

Rye: I see his shirt says "original 68"... one has to wonder if that's what came before 69.
The original - doing it Mayflower style.

PSY: I don't know what came before 69, but I know what came during 69! Helloooooooooo!

Rye: Oh, Mr. Rivers! I think settling in the North American continent during the colonial times was how he got to recruiting Leeza to join EoFF

PSY: Colonial times? I thought that broad came from the crusades. Heard she decapitated many a Turk.

Rye: I think that feather in BoB's hat is a gift from the original chicken. Leeza knows what came first.

PSY: One thing I have to say though, if you don't want to look like a creepy kiddie-snatching smurf, don't smile with your mouth closed.

Rye: Too true! You would know that, wouldn't you, Mr. Rivers? :bigsmile:

PSY: Look, all I am saying is that if you're rocking the Ed Gein facial hair, smiling like you want to show me some puppies isn't the best way to make me think of you as someone whose hobbies do not include rape, murder, and posting on 4chan.

Rye: If you smile, instead, you might look like a Nigerian Prince who needs money wired before he can help resecure the fortune.

PSY: PLEASE BE HELPING ME FOR YOU SEE I AM RICH NIGERIAN EMPLOYEE. ENGLISH LORD IN TOP HAT STOLE MY OPIUM AND THEN DID TOILET ON DAUGHTER FACE.

Rye: Can't expect much from someone who lives right next to prisoner island, though. He was probably busted for selling tainted drugs to the Norwegians.

hi hi mates has a whole new meaning now... hi hi mate indeed.

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And that concludes the Rye & Psy Rivers Ciddies Red Carpet Event! Each of our men are sexy, complicated, and all with their deep secrets and desires. But which is the sexiest? We find out now:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Breine



13. Cutest/Sexiest Male
Breine.............12
Levian..............9
Pureghetto..........9
Clouded Sky.........5
Loony BoB...........1
Noctiluca...........1
RSL.................1

[Peegee]

So where are these legendary bikini pics, Danielle?

This.

Deliver, Rules 1 and 2, pg

[LunarWeaver]

:lol: Good work, Breine my man.

[Blue Harvest]

Well done Breine you sexy beast :bigsmile:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Evilest Member
Last winner: Bunny
Nomination Leader: scrumpleberry

The Nominees
Bunny
Del Murder
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Leeza
Psychotic
scrumpleberry
Tavrobel

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Tavrobel
Jiro: Bunny
Shiny: Leeza
Levian: Leeza
Demon Dude: Bunny
Noctiluca: Bunny</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Bunny
Sir Lancealot: Bunny
rubah: Bunny
Tavrobel: Bunny
Psychotic: Bunny</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Bunny (8/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Leeza (2/11)

[rubah]

So where are these legendary bikini pics, Danielle?

This.

Deliver, Rules 1 and 2, pg

yes plz

congrats breine :)

[Marshall Banana]

*nunchucks Kishi*

[Shiny]

scrumpleberry? Wtf

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Evil.

...What exactly is evil? Evil can be many things. Murder and the like are usually put at the top of the list, but here at EoFF, evil has a different definition.

This year at the June Ciddies, 7 inidividuals have been chosen as Eyes on Final Fantasy's most ruthless, diabolical members. It is to my belief that these 7 members are not only the nastiest wretches that curse our board, but that the evils and sins they represent run far deeper than any of us could ever truly know.

First we have Bunny. Or should I say Wrath, Ira, Satan, Amon, or any other of the numerous names this demon has gone by. Bunny is not only the representation of unbridled destruction, he is the embodiment of illogical hatred and violent ignorance. Impatient and cruel, Bunny has no loyalties or loves. His only need is to consume and destroy. But can the evils of Bunny be compared to the evils of Leeza, or should I call her Greed, Avarice, Mammon, or any of her other titles. Leeza has so many at EoFF fooled into thinking of her as charitable and gracious, when in actuality her goal is to sabotage EoFF and figuratively rape us for everything we own. Her thirst for material goods and obscene wealth is her sole motivation and will surely drive us all to a violent and unpleasant end.

Bunny and Leeza are but 2 of 7 symbols of disgrace here at EoFF. One must always be cautious of kawaii Ryûkishi, better known as Lust, Luxuria, Asmodeus, and a slew of other vile monikers. Unlike his demonic brethren, kawaii Ryûkishi's reputation as a filthy, lecherous sex creature is almost revered. Stories of his horrific, brutal tentacle rape strike fear into the heart of even the strongest of men. Chastity is an idea alien to this, the most despicable of sex hounds. But can his evil be compared to that of Del Murder, or shall I say Sloth, Acedia, Belphegor? At first I was unsure if Del Murder deserved the title of Evilest, but quick research proved me wrong. Del Murder may seem nice at first glance, but his unthreatening and non-intimidating demeanor are part of his evil. He wishes merely to seduce you with his lazy, sloth-like approach to evil, and strike once you turn your back. Be diligent when facing this most dangerous cur, for many have fallen prey to his predatory ways.

Psychotic. Here at EoFF, one must only type those 9 letters to conjure forth images of EoFF's Prince of Spam. But maybe Psychotic is more fitting of the title Envy, Invidia, Leviathan. Psychotic is driven by pure, maniacal jealousy. Lacking a real sense of self, he is envious of other's happiness, and thrives off of eliminating it. His only reason for existence is to simply destroy the happiness that survives within EoFF, and make us all as spiteful and miserable as he is. His percieved kindness is a mere ploy; a machination used to reach within our community's heart and extinguish it from within. But can his evils surpass those of scrumpleberry a.k.a. Gluttony, Gula, Beelzebub. Scrumpleberry may seem just as innocent as Del Murder, but don't be fooled by her, as she is surely one of the most evil of her ilk. She represents gluttony, not just in the physical act of over-eating, but the gluttonous act of over-opulence. She is a monument to over-indlgence and gaudiness; tackiness and kitsch. Her master plan is to run EoFF right into the ground with an increasing amount of drama and over-the-top antics. She may seem harmless and temperant, but that is all an over-thought, over-played lie.

And finally we reach the 7th nominee, the 7th sin, and the mother of all evil: Tavrobel, or should I say Pride, Superbia, Lucifer? Tavrobel is known for his dry personality and salty demeanor, but few realize his true, demonic intentions. Beneath his cold mask of a persona lies a heart as black as ice, and a spirit who would love to see nothing more than the members of our community subjected to the most horrible and agonizing tortures. His evil all stems from a false sense of self-worth; the need to believe he is above the rest of us. He refuses to himself as a sidekick or peon, and views himself as the one, true master of evil. Pride's cardinal opposite is the virtue Humility, something this evil wretch, this darkest of black-hearted fiends, will never, ever know.

EoFF, no matter who you may have chosen to recieve this Ciddie, please know that all 7 of these nominess, these sinners, are evil of the highest caliber. I pray not only for myself, but for the souls of all of us. May God have pity on our souls...

Take it away, Award Guy.

[scrumpleberry]

First ever ciddie for Breine, gj :heart:

Also fabulous speech to Dynast and Psy&Rye ;)

[Blue Harvest]

How is scrumples evil?

[theundeadhero]

Scrumpleberry is about as evil as blackberry cobbler. Whether that's good or bad is up to you.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Bunny



12) Evilest Member
Bunny..............17
Leeza...............6
Del Murder..........4
Tavrobel............4
Kawaii Ryûkishi.....3
scrumpleberry.......3
Psychotic...........2
RSL.................1

[Shiny]

Dynast should have made that a video speech. Actually all speeches should be voice clips or vids next year.

[Psychotic]

scrumpleberry is extremely evil and I don't know why you guys can't see that.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Nicest Member
Last winner: Jessweeee♪
Nomination Leader: Leeza & Rantzien

The Nominees
Jiro
Leeza
qwertysaur
Rantzien
rubah

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: qwertysaur
Jiro: qwertysaur
Shiny: Rantzien
Levian: Rantzien
Demon Dude: rubah
Noctiluca: Rantzien</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: qwertysaur
Sir Lancealot: qwertysaur
rubah: qwertysaur
Tavrobel: Leeza
Psychotic: rubah</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: qwertysaur (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rantzien (3/11)

[Rantz]

scrumpleberry is extremely evil and I don't know why you guys can't see that.

This.

[scrumpleberry]

Who was the third voter?

edit: THAT LITTLE BTARD IT WAS HIM I BET IT WAS VENGEANCE

WILL

BE

SWIFT

or something

double edit: shiny knows where it's at, i think this should be a theme next year!

[theundeadhero]

Maybe she just has me bewitched?

[Momiji]

I'm home now, what did I miss?

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/slowpoke.gif

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Nice (nīs), adj., nic•er, nic•est, adv. -adj.
1. pleasing; agreeable; satisfactory. 2. thoughtful and considerate; pleasant; kind.

When one thinks of the Eyes on Final Fantasy forums, the word "nice" is probably not the first adjective to come to mind. We're all accustomed to EoFF's bitter oldbies, bitchy newbies, and rotten regulars.

But amongst these legions of unlikable and less than charismatic members, one can pinpoint an elite band of EoFFers who are, dare I say, nice.

At these 2009 June Ciddies, the populace of EoFF have recognized 5 members as the most pleasing and considerate members of our expansive commnity.

We have Jiro, a lovely Libra who has graced EoFF for the past 5 years. Not only is he a humble guy, but a sweet one too. When asked if he considered himself a nice person, he graciously answered with:

"I would like to think I'm a nice person, because I definitely strive to be polite and courteous every day." But they say actions speak louder than words, and that's definitely true when it comes to Jiro.

His nicest deed? Raising around $5000 dollars and donating it to the MS Read-a-Thon, a charity devoted to researching multiple sclerosis. Nice doesn't even begin to describe this EoFFer.

And of course we have the famed Leeza, a Sagittarius with a long history at EoFF. She's a lesson in contradictions, especially this year as we've seen her nominated for Evilest and Nicest Member simultaneously. When asked if she considered herself a nice person, she mysteriously replied with: "Usually, but not always. Nice can get boring.", hinting at a darker side. But her affinity for cats and

lovable decorum dwarves whatever evil could thrive inside of her. She's helpful and approachable, and good always wins in the end, right?

There's also rubah, another Sagittarius with whom EoFF is enamored. When asked if she deserved this award, she simply stated "whatever is the will of the masses", illustrating her outstanding humility and golden personality. And of course one cannot dismiss her palpable generosity. She feels best when helping to raise the self-esteem of others, and even gave an EoFFer a year's worth of free web-hosting!

Now that's nice!

And then there's Rantzien, yet another Sagittarius nominated for this coveted award. He's known for his humor and charm, and his posts have the ability to make even the most depressed EoFFers crack a smile. For example, when asked if he deserved this award, he said, "'d suggest a niceness contest but we'd all just let each other win so it wouldn't work." Besides being funny and nice, he's also quite giving. One time in Switzerland he gave up his seat on the tram to an elderly man, and he even reportedly saved an orphan from the cold, located his alcoholic mother, and brought them together and sent the mother on the path to sobriety. A modern day Mother Teresa, no doubt.

Finally there's qwertysaur, a lusty Leo who has charmed EoFF since the day he joined. When asked if he considered himself a nice person, he responded with a frank "yes", but when asked his nicest deed, he replied with this: "I don't rate the niceness of an individual deed. I just do things and thats that." He doesn't do nice things for the glitz or the glory, he is just a genuinely kind and pleasant person! He oozes humility and approachability, some of the best traits you could find in a person! He is loved by many, and by many he is loved. Nice is practically his middle name.

So, EoFF, it is time for Award Guy to take the stage and reveal who is the winner of the fabulous Nicest Member Ciddie. Good luck to all the nominees!

[Shiny]

I knew astrology was coming at some point. It's Dynast after all!

[Blue Harvest]

I'm home now, what did I miss?

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/slowpoke.gif

I won horniest member.

[Psychotic]

I'm home now, what did I miss?

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/slowpoke.gifYou're a wuss.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah



11) Nicest Member
rubah..............12
Leeza..............11
qwertysaur.........10
Jiro................7
Rantzien............6
RSL.................1

[Psychotic]

She was nice to me today so I can see how she won. Congratulations, rubah! :)

[Momiji]

I'm home now, what did I miss?

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/slowpoke.gifYou're a wuss.


:cry:

*goes to take it out on Evastio*

not really I don't care

[Rebellious Eagle]

Good job, rubah. :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Newbie
Last winner: Gwawr
Nomination Leader: Rebellious Eagle

The Nominees
Blue Harvest
Mini Tidus
Rebellious Eagle
trancekuja

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Rebellious Eagle
Jiro: Blue Harvest
Shiny: Mini Tidus
Levian: Blue Harvest
Demon Dude: Rebellious Eagle
Noctiluca: Rebellious Eagle</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Blue Harvest
Sir Lancealot: Rebellious Eagle
rubah: Rebellious Eagle
Tavrobel: Blue Harvest
Psychotic: Rebellious Eagle</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Rebellious Eagle (6/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Blue Harvest (4/11)

[rubah]

omg :D

[Psychotic]

Rebellious Eagle is a true newbie! Blue Harvest is just a faker and he knows it. :p

[Blue Harvest]

What makes a good newbie? Is it someone who sticks around and isn't scared off by PG's sexoring or AK's flirting? Is it someone who makes one random post in some random thread which happens to get nominated for best post? Is it someone who's been around for ages and won the award for best regular but has been demoted back to newbie because the current Award Guy is a fucking twat? This my friends, is up to you. But I warn you now, if I've won this again then I'm going to kill every single one of you that voted for me. As the speech writer I should be unbiased and consider each nominee but fuck that, I want Rebellious Eagle to win because she's awesome and the only one that actually poses a threat to me. So without any further ado, here's Award Guy to tell you all that she's won it. Don't make me a liar AG.

[scrumpleberry]

Ruby roooo <3 well done

[Rantz]

Ms. R. Eagle for Best Newbie!

[Shiny]

*roots for the underdog* Mini Tidus :)

[Rebellious Eagle]

I thought Mini Tidus quit. o_o'

[Rye]

Good job. :bigsmile:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Rebellious Eagle



10) Best Newbie
Rebellious Eagle...16
Blue Harvest.......11
trancekuja..........8
Mini Tidus..........4
RSL.................1

[Rebellious Eagle]

Thank you, y'all are too kind. ^^

[Psychotic]

Congratulations, Rebellious Eagle! Hope you stick around forever and ever and ever and ever and...yeah okay I'm gonna stop now. :greenie:

[Rantz]

Well deserved! :D

[Blue Harvest]

Oh thank fuck xD

[theundeadhero]

Rebellious angst still holds the hearts of the American people :p
Maybe they just want to hug you.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Regular
Last winner: Blue Harvest
Nomination Leader: Yaridovich

The Nominees
Caraliz
Laddy
scrumpleberry
Yaridovich

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Yaridovich
Jiro: Yaridovich
Shiny: Yaridovich
Levian: Yaridovich
Demon Dude: Yaridovich
Noctiluca: Yaridovich</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Yaridovich
Sir Lancealot: Yaridovich
rubah: Laddy
Tavrobel: Yaridovich
Psychotic: Yaridovich</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Yaridovich (10/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Laddy (1/11)

[Levian]

Oh you'll get them in december, trancekuja.

Congrats religious eagle! ;)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

9) Best Regular

The one's who's been around so long, but not quite long enough, the EoFF Regular, this is your fate to wind up in the annals between Hell and Hell pt. II. there aren't many of them, but they are here, and they're ready to light up the place with wiles of interest and mediocrity. There's no escaping the middle.

Caraliz
Laddy
scrumpleberry
Yaridovich

Honestly, they haven't been around long enough for me to know who they are, very well. All I know is that one of them likes personal drama, one likes hippies and hippie culture, one of them likes to be a Ciddies upset and general thorn in the side of people with good domain taste, and the other likes green fonts.

Here's the deal, screwballs, I don't know like you, I won't ever like you, not ever since that dreadful defeat I was faced with at Roto's hands those several years ago. I'm back, and I'm evil, and I love it. Even now the Regular have a choice to make: to rise in height all of their forebears in the Veterans category, or to fall into the darkness with all that is left of their kin and the shambles of the Site Staff.

Regular, neither exceptional nor lagging in time spent here. I guess it's not all bad.

[scrumpleberry]

Well done! I hope you stick around longer :bigsmile:

[Blue Harvest]

Last winner: Blue Harvest


Last winner: Blue Harvest


Blue Harvest

:bigsmile:

[Peegee]

BS. BH for best newbie. How is he going to collect them all?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Yaridovich



9) Best Regular
Yaridovich.........18
scrumpleberry......12
Caraliz.............6
Laddy...............3
RSL.................1

[Psychotic]

'grats 'vich. :aimsun:

[scrumpleberry]

Congrats yarsle :aimkiss:

[Blue Harvest]

BS. BH for best newbie. How is he going to collect them all?

Already won it in june 08.

[rubah]

YAY YARDIE :DDDDDDDD

[Heath]

Well done, Yaridovich. Well deserved!

[Levian]

Yaridovich!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Veteran
Last winner: Cz
Nomination Leader: Shiny

The Nominees
Jessweeee♪
Jiro
Old Manus
Shiny

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Old Manus
Jiro: Old Manus
Shiny: Old Manus
Levian: Shiny
Demon Dude: Shiny
Noctiluca: Shiny</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Old Manus
Sir Lancealot: Jessweeee♪
rubah: Jessweeee♪
Tavrobel: Old Manus
Psychotic: Old Manus</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Old Manus (6/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Shiny (3/11)

[Blue Harvest]

Go Shiny!

[Rye]

I love Yars! Vegetarian Best Friends!

Go Jiro & Shinyudundidit.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Veteran:

I remember the good old days when EOFF was less offensive and spam only cost you one ban. With the random threads were closed for technical reasons, MS paint was considered cool and we couldn't wait for Final Fantasy XII to come out, and guaranteed its gonna be awesome. We pined for Advent children and in some cases we pined for FFX-2.

We are the veterans, and there can only be one winner....and that winner is you.

[Shiny]

Nomination Leader: Shiny
:confused:

[Peegee]

BS. BH for best newbie. How is he going to collect them all?

Already won it in june 08.

You need another.

Yay @ Yars~

[theundeadhero]

MSPaint is still cool :mad2:

[Blue Harvest]

BS. BH for best newbie. How is he going to collect them all?

Already won it in june 08.

You need another.

Yay @ Yars~

Yeah, best veteran in about 5 years.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Old Manus



8) Best Veteran
Old Manus..........14
Jessweeee♪.........10
Jiro................8
Shiny...............6
RSL.................1

[Psychotic]

Blue Harvest: Best Unregistered Member Dec '09.

Oh nice one Manus.

[scrumpleberry]

MANU MANU WELL DONE :heart:

[Leeza]

And to think of the many times that I almost banned him. Congrats, OM. :)

[Blue Harvest]

Blue Harvest: Best Unregistered Member Dec '09.


Best banned member sounds more likely :roll2

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Oh god there's 17 nominees. Anyway, I'm not here to introduce these guys, I'm here to WARN you about these horrible people. Trust me, they are not who they say they are.


Agent Proto
Don't let this guy get too close to you. If he starts taking daily pictures of you it's only because he wants to sell all your clothes on ebay.

Behold the Void
Sure, BTV might have been a moderator for 4 years now and he's put in some really hard work to improve the forums, but I'll always remember him as a QUITTER and a gypsy! :mad2:

BG-57
BG-57 eh. 57 is the amount of times he's asked me to marry him and 72 is the amount of times I've said NO. :rolleyes2 If you're wondering why the second number is larger, it's because I just randomly scream NO every once in a while in case he's about to ask.

Big D
Big D is an outie.

black orb
Sure, he's a great artist and all, but I bet if you ever dump him, he's just gonna draw lots of pictures of you with a thousand warts on your nose.

Goldenboko
Goldenboko once rode my bike around a corner so I couldn't see him anymore. Then he yelled SWITCHAROO, and then he came back with a purse and claimed he didn't know how to reverse the spell and that he was so sorry for my loss. Oh well, at least I have somewhere to put my hairbrush now, what a sweet guy.

Jess
Jess' teeth are brown and hairy. Prove me wrong!

JKTrix
JKTrix and I once danced modern jive in the dining room of the late Ellen Degeneres' Mansion.
Afterwards he ripped off his shirt and sneezed all over me with the giant witch nose attached to his belly.
I suppose there's a chance this all might've been a dream, but I still haven't forgiven him for it.

Jojee
Remember that prostitute that broke up Hugh Grant's marriage? :erm:

kikimm
kikimm smells like garbage (and not the good kind)

Meat Puppet
Meat Puppet was supposed to make a toast in my imaginary wedding but he went ahead and made an actual toast.

Miriel
If I know Miriel right, and I think I do, she's probably out in the woods giving birth to dogs as we speak.

Necronopticous
Necronopticous doesn't recycle! get him!

Ouch!
Ouch likes jellyfish.
Ouch doesn't have a helmet. He puts a jellyfish on top of his head and ties the tentacles under his chin.
Ouch doesn't wear a cup, he wears a jellyfish.
Ouch doesn't use a coaster, he uses a jellyfish.
Ouch doesnt have implants, he has... well, you get the idea.

qwertysaur
qwerty has a pet bee in his room which he thinks is a reincarnation of the snowman he made last winter. He keeps it in a cage and he pets it and feeds it every day. I can't wait for that stupid bee to die, but I suppose there's no use. Next winter he's just going to make a new snowman and claim it's a reincarnation of the dead bee.

Raistlin
Raistlin asked me once if I would die for him. I said of course not, Raistlin, but if it makes you feel any better I'd probably let a cat scratch me or something.

Rye
If you hate rye type 555 after this speech.

[Rye]

555 :bigsmile:

[Blue Harvest]

555 :breine:

[Tavrobel]

555 867 5309

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
qwertysaur



7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
qwertysaur..........9
Goldenboko..........4
kikimm..............4
Meat Puppet.........4
Miriel..............3
Rye.................3
Agent Proto.........2
Behold the Void.....2
Jojee...............2
Ouch!...............2
BG-57...............1
Big D...............1
black orb...........1
Jess................1
JKTrix..............1
RSL.................1
Necronopticous......0
Raistlin............0

[Psychotic]

555

Also 'grats qwert'

[Rye]

go go qwertysaur!

[theundeadhero]

Awww, kikimm :(

[Leeza]

Yay, qwerty. :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Site Staff
Last winner: Flying Mullet
Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
Baloki
eternalshiva
Flying Mullet
Momiji
Spatvark
Tama2
Tavrobel

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Baloki
Jiro: Tavrobel
Shiny: Tavrobel
Levian: Baloki
Demon Dude: Momiji
Noctiluca: Baloki</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Momiji
Sir Lancealot: Tavrobel
rubah: Baloki
Tavrobel: Momiji
Psychotic: Tavrobel</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Baloki & Tavrobel (4/11)

[Agent Proto]

xD I like it how I somehow show up in this thread only to find out I have only two votes in this entire Ciddies.

Also... go qwerty, yay!

[Heath]

Congrats to qwerty!

[Blue Harvest]

Mullet ftw

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Eyes on Final Fantasy eh? That's all we hear about, but Mullet has been living the dream for years now. We bring you the inside scoop, only on Access exDee.

Flying Mullet was born in the early thirties, back then though he was known as Justin, in a small stable house just outside Huston, Texas. His mother was a local Archichoke farmer, and his father? Bill Clinton. Over many years Flying Mullet grew into a fine, strapping young lad, he excelled in lacross and watersports. Eventually becoming the first man, nay, human being to win the coverted Yellow Balloon in Death Ski Lacross in 1976. From there things just kept getting better and better, eventually leading to the setting up of a small company called WM Media.

However behind all the glamour and rizty lifestyle, things were afoot and soon Mullets world was tumbling down all around him. His excessive dust of chocobo habit was spirling out of control, his girlfriend left him and he was banned from Lacross. It all looked over for our dear FM. But was it?

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Early in 2003 it all looked bleak for our favourite Mullet, his prospects were low, he was broke, down but not out yet. He stumbled quietly upon an internet forum about Final Fantasy, and plotted the removal of Cid and a way for his dummy company WM Media to muscle in and take over.

Oh your here for the Best Site Staff Award? Urm, yeah they all work hard or something...

:shifty:

[Shiny]

Old Man River must take it.

EDIT: Ugh, annoying songs.

[Psychotic]

Old Man River must take it.Yase.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Baloki



6) Best Site Staff
Baloki.............10
Tavrobel............8
Flying Mullet.......7
Momiji..............7
Tama2...............4
eternalshiva........3
RSL.................1
Spatvark............1

[Momiji]

'grats to pretty much the only one of us that actually does stuff :lol:

[Baloki]

IN YOUR FACE FLYING MULLET!

IN

YOUR

FACE!

[theundeadhero]

Someone who actually did <i>some</i> SS work in the past six months :p

[scrumpleberry]

LOL WELL DONE I AM SLOW :cookie:

[Baloki]

Guys don't let our secret out, remember, loose lips cost lives :p

[Tavrobel]

They sink ships. Spatvark did work too, but now he's gone.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Site Staff Highwind

We used to give this award to the member on the Site Staff that has done a significant amount of work and a strong effort to improving the EoFF front site. Back then, it was when our work was valued and rewarded not by the corporate nobody, but by the nobody who was our peer. At least we could call it our own.

I can't avoid the truth of the situation. EoFF is going down a crapshoot. We're mired by a rather helpless administration, controlled by capitalists who don't care for the content found here and only for the bottom line profit, and a lackadasical staff who, though we tried, we're aware: there's little we can do. Hands are tied. E-mails were sent, and not responded to. The populace can complain all you want, but one must realize the truth of the situation. If the people who care enough to give a damn and work for the sake of others can't do anything, what hope is there for people without more authority or access?

Complain all you want, you have no right. It's not your website anymore. The face of this place has changed, and it's not for the better. Our work is not respected; it just goes to the pockets of those who are bad businessmen. I'm not afraid to say it. They can IP ban me all they want, I know more than they do. That's not arrogance, that's a goddamn fact.

Before, I had hoped that perhaps, investing a little bit of effort in improving this place on our own volition would allow our owners to abandon their policy of salutary neglect. We wouldn't need a Boston Tea Party. We'd work, we'd be happy, and people would go on disrespecting us as ever, but at least we can say "hey, we built that." I don't have that anymore. Mullet, BoB, and Samuraid, who definitely have done more work than I have here, certainly don't have that, either.

Not anymore. We can't say this is ours, and we can't congratulate ourselves as a peer group. There is no objectivity to the idea that "someone here has helped the most, and he's a pretty cool guy." Other people wouldn't know it, because, people are idiots. If you really knew all of the details, you would be in charge, wouldn't you? Sorry, sheeple. But you suck. And we're in the boat right next to yours. Did you hear what we said? "This sucks."

Here's is the new shift in thought. We want it back. We're not going to get it back. Suicide is our only option. So, here's what we're going to do. This award now goes to the person who is going to ruin this site the most. Who here is going to destroy the new owners the hardest this time? Maybe this award is meaningless, but the next one, it'll be back.

This is no longer the award of the workers of the site recognizing each other. This is now the reward of us recognizing who here like to screw with the owners the most. This is my edict. Therefore, this award is not just for whoever happens to win this award (I honestly don't know who it is, right now).

It's for everyone. And now we're here to smurf it up.


And the Highwind Award goes to...
Tavrobel

[theundeadhero]

Tavrobel and I did work too. I guess that just leaves Momiji who didn't do anything in the last six months.

[Rye]

Good job! :kaohappy:

[Momiji]

I for one wholeheartedly support our evil commander


Tavrobel and I did work too. I guess that just leaves Momiji who didn't do anything in the last six months.

Hey, hey, I DO stuff. Check the log if you don't believe me. It just takes Tavrobel to nag me enough to do so.

I just ignore Baloki because it's fun.

[Tavrobel]

That would be Spatvark.

[Baloki]

Awww well, one year I'll get a clean sweep of the SS'er awards, congrats though Trav!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Cid's Knight
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
Azar
eestlinc
fire_of_avalon
Hsu
KoShiatar
Levian
Psychotic
Rantzien
rubah
theundeadhero
Zeromus_X

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Rantzien
Jiro: Psychotic
Shiny: Rantzien
Levian: Rantzien
Demon Dude: Rantzien
Noctiluca: Rantzien</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Psychotic
Sir Lancealot: Rantzien
rubah: Rantzien
Tavrobel: Rantzien
Psychotic: Rantzien</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Rantzien (9/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Psychotic (2/11)

[Rye]

The Ginger or the Swede. Go go go, guys! :bigsmile:

[Marshall Banana]

The one who looks like my daddy!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

5) Best Cid's Knight
A Cid's Knight. It's their job to make sure the forums members don't do bad things like set the Crystal Chronicles forum on fire. They chase the rambunctious around if needed, and they have a shiny blue title. But who is the one with the title of the best Cid's Knight? Lets see who we have...

Azar
One of the only 2 CK/SS members, Azar is that guy in the corner with the book, peering over with a glance at you.

eestlinc
Sources confirmed, eestlinc is alive. That is all you need to know.

fire_of_avalon
foa, she mods with a firey strike unmatched by few. She even gets a +5 ATK bonus in EoEO

Hsu
one half of Team Hsubah, the quiet one who pokes you with a pointy spear. Pointy spears hurt, so you don't want to be poked with it.

KoShiatar
She was gone for a while, was she on Triangle island? Was she on a search for eestlinc? well whatever she did, she came back for her newest love, holy dragoon Cain. Maybe she is going to steal Hsu's spear now.

Levian
Viking mod take one. Levian has a hat. It is fuzzy. And he can use it to do stuff. Like create handaxes that he throws at stuff to make them go byebye. Sometimes they randomly explode.

Psychotic
I don't know where he found it. But Psychotic has a jeep that can shoot Burritos. Better watch out or you will have a Buritto in your face. he is last seen driving it with Levian and Rantzien. You have been warned.

Rantzien
Viking mod take 2. The new guy on team CK. Will he take the wheel of the burrito jeep from Psychotic? Will he discover new grounds in the FF XIV forum? Will this speech ever make sense? I don't know!

rubah
The female half of Hsubah. She is the peppy cheery white mage who is not afraid to bash your head in with a staff on chat if you are naughty. She met Kishi, and once pushed the big red button.

theundeadhero
The other CK/SS, hero is a hero who will fight for the rights of people with a sammich launching bazokka thingy that Del made. He also is undead, so a few blows to the head from combat won't do too much damage to him.

Zeromus_X
He lives in the moon with his kitties. Charging his magic spells to obliterate evil. Also he keeps watch on games and plays them a lot. Yay games.

Team CK has bid farewell to three members since last time, byebye Miriel, Flying Mullet and Behold the Void, surely you will be missed in this award.

Tune in always for the future exiting adventures of Team CK, coming now to a General Chat near you.

[Psychotic]

My jeep is badass.

Also Rantzien will probably win. But he was only around for a couple of months so I am kinda hoping rubah does.

[Momiji]

That would be Spatvark.


Yeah, but Spatvark doesn't nag me on AIM to do stuff.

And I haven't done anything in the past three months, thank you. :colbert:

[Del Murder]

Pyschotic is actually the best regardless of the results of this. He really turns on all of you with extreme efficiency.

[theundeadhero]

I don't have to win. I get enough pleasure shooting people with sammiches.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Rantzien



5) Best Cid's Knight
Rantzien...........10
Psychotic...........9
rubah...............8
Levian..............5
fire_of_avalon......4
eestlinc............1
Hsu.................1
KoShiatar...........1
RSL.................1
theundeadhero.......1
Azar................0
Zeromus_X...........0

[Rantz]

thanks and all =)

[Leeza]

Gratz, Ranz. :)

[Psychotic]

One vote? SWEEEEEDE! :irked:

(nice one, Rookie :aimkiss:)

[theundeadhero]

It's because your nose wiggles.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Administrator
Last winner: Del Murder
Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
Cid
crono_logical
Del Murder
Flying Mullet
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Leeza
Loony BoB
Roogle
Samuraid
ShlupQuack

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Loony BoB
Jiro: Loony BoB
Shiny: Leeza
Levian: Del Murder
Demon Dude: Loony BoB
Noctiluca: Del Murder</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Flying Mullet
Sir Lancealot: Del Murder
rubah: Del Murder
Tavrobel: Flying Mullet
Psychotic: Flying Mullet</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Del Murder (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Flying Mullet & Loony BoB (3/11)

[Rye]

I believe in you, Del Murder! :ichigo:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

4) Best Administrator

What's that? That's the look of oppressive authoritarian regime looking down on your sorry, pathetic face, prole. There isn't a chance in hell that you get to have any sort of free will while the powers that be are running around doing whatever it is that they do. Instead, you're going to be warned, banned, killed, then banned again, and subjected to cat macros by the team that is the EoFF Administration.

Whether they are a moderator level 2, or the software guru, the EoFF Administrator just needs the power that he's got to... get, I guess. It's not like there's anything else they could do. But let's look at who and why some of these people are here.

Cid made this site. I'll remember to write a book 9001 pages long, fail to cite my references, and make sure as many people listen to me as they can. Hell, I'll even get three other people to help me write it, and they can do whatever they want to it, and I'll just paste their stuff in. Because he's the boss. He'll talk to corporate, hit on Suzie, die, and fly into the sun. 'Cuz he's the boss.

crono_logical the person, not to be confused with the machine that shares his name, identity, and taste in blow-up women, is someone who bothers to do things around here. Other than to regulate site technical foibles, he does the site's chat foibles, too.

Del Murder is a conniving bastard. That's all I'll say. Oppressive regime is all the rage these days, and being one of the more active Administrators allows him to do that with deadly efficiency. Whether he's the one who's keeping the proles under his thumb personally, telling Miriel to do it, or yelling at Momiji, there's no escaping this Enforcer. Bastard.

Flying Mullet is an airborne virus with the ability to grow long tresses of dead skin in a short amount of time. Unfortunately, he's gone and left EoFF to have his own life. Maybe the award will be a good parting gift for the man and all of the work he's done in the past years. But the Ciddies only apply for 6 months. Damn.

Kawaii Ryûkishi the tentacle man. Hide daughters and extremely attractive women, especially those of the younger than 12 variety, as they are the most vulnerable to his extremity-based style of interaction: the snide comment and "hello" handshake. He should win for the awesome of his handshake.

Leeza, cat woman, dragon lady, is the epitome of a CK that has been exposed to a Power Stone and evolved. Fortunately, her trainer taught her many moves before she evolved, so there's no arguing against her moveset, which largely consists of excellent moderation, a sense of potential verbal aggravation, and feline wiles. Beware those of the yellow brand, in particular.

Loony BoB, also a conniving bastard, is so awesome, that he decided to not be able to be contained by the shackles of corporate-owned and traded ownership. He gets activity on his side, and a free omgmygame ("http://www.omgmygame.com/") plug. I swear, I'll start blogging again soon; my excuse is writing speeches for the Ciddies. (AG, don't tell him my first PM was sometime around 1 AM earlier, and they started coming in in rapid succession)

Roogle DEAR GOD JAMELS ALIVE. Haha, Baloki, that's right, he's alive. The administrative ninja is here to solve your problems, and I've heard that he's a cool chatter. But other than that, he's a bit of a lecherous poodle, and a proud wearer of his extra Green Title. Green is not the same as Pink, people.

Samuraid, another conniving bastard, is the ultimate in technical affairs, occasional poster, birthday sharer, and all-around impossibly awesome person. He should win, because, you know, he'll crash the forums if he doesn't. He's that kind of guy!

ShlupQuack's ass, the last, but not least of the EoFF Administrators graces us with her presence and opens up with a parade of cruel mockery and some hint of job-doing. No duck can get in her way, no Devil Man confused without Shlup around. I should just line up a line of Fs around the block.

[Blue Harvest]

FLYING MULLET

[Marshall Banana]

I believe in you, Del Murder! :ichigo:
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/murder-1.gif

I feel like I can't post it enough!

[Psychotic]

If Fling Mallet wasn't on this thing, there'd be one inevitable outcome. But he is. So I don't know.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Del Murder



4) Best Administrator
Del Murder.........11
Loony BoB..........10
Flying Mullet.......7
ShlupQuack..........7
Kawaii Ryûkishi.....5
Leeza...............5
Cid.................3
crono_logical.......2
Roogle..............1
RSL.................1
Samuraid............1

[Psychotic]

Well hot damn, did not expect BoB to do so well. 'grats Murder!

[Blue Harvest]

If Fling Mallet wasn't on this thing, there'd be one inevitable outcome. But he is. So I don't know.

You were saying?

[Del Murder]

Ha ha! Voting for myself worked!

[Psychotic]

Hey I never said he'd win. Except in my predictions but uh...:erm:

[Leeza]

Good win, Tony. :)

[Del Murder]

I believe in you, Del Murder! :ichigo:
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/murder-1.gif

I feel like I can't post it enough!
I bet I could reclaim my best avatar award with this.

[Blue Harvest]

Use it then :bigsmile:

[Del Murder]

Not until December.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Being given the Forums Staff Highwind Award is a feat in itself. Getting it twice in a row, I dare say, is even more so. Ever since winning the competition and becoming forums staff in 2008, Flying Mullet has been one of the most valuable assets the forums have seen. Stepping from Site Staff to Cid's Knight to Administrator in less than a year, he's proven to be a hard-working, dedicated staffer as well as a very valuable, active member of the forums.

But what now, Mullet? Where are your shiny titles now? All you're left with is two terribly colour-coordinated Former Staff titles. The truth is, those were given to him as punishment for leaving us, rather than recognition. And still, Flying Mullet's work on staff was enough to earn him the Forums Staff Highwind Award a second time, even a week after he leaves. For all of the time and effort he put into the site, I doubt anyone would begrudge him for it.

Thank you, Chad, for all of your hard work, and welcome back at any time. :) Congratulations!

Forums Staff Highwind Award Hall of Fame
Leeza (Winter 2005)
Behold the Void (Summer 2006)
Psychotic (Winter 2006)
Levian (Summer 2007)
Loony BoB (Winter 2007)
Del Murder (Summer 2008)
Flying Mullet (Winter 2008)
Flying Mullet (Summer 2009)


And the Highwind Award for Forums Staff goes to...
Flying Mullet

[Psychotic]

Twice in a row? Good job we threw that (well-deserved) award hog out!

[Del Murder]

I changed my vote from Levian when he left, and I changed my vote from FM when he left. Loyalty counts! Still, he was pretty good and probably the biggest blow the staff has gotten in a while. Fell free to use that last sentence out of context.