Thread of no Return (someday...) 2

[Galuf]

You are crazy bubba. These poor people :cry:

[Bubba]

Galuf made me feel bad so I will now regale you all with a story every six-and-a-half days to make up for the fact that no-one will get any points here ever again for the rest of time.

There is an annoying guy at work who sends office-wide emails whenever he's planned an event. He's a prick and everyone hates his f**king emails. Anyway, today he sent one round saying that two of his mini wrestling figures had gone missing from his desk overnight. Cue a chain of tedious emails which culminated in some legend from IT sending a final email to us all. It solely contained the following picture...

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[Bubba]

Someone brought a box full of apples into work today from their garden back home. The box was labelled ‘Left side cooking apples... right side eating apples’. All the apples looked very similar and there was NO DIVIDER IN THE BOX.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Rotate the box 90 degrees. Place the sign back on the "front".

[Jiro]

Poor labelling is a crime, to be sure.

[Dignified Pauper]

Did I win yet?

[Baloki]

This game has been going on for 3926 days so far which is insane, this translates to:

* 10 years, 8 months, 29 days
* 128 months, 29 days
* 560 weeks and 6 days
* 94,224 hours
* 5,653,440 minutes
* 339,206,400 seconds

BTW I’ll update the scores tomorrow.

[Freya]

You could have waited one day to get the month score

[Jiro]

As an old class mate of mine once said: patience is a virgin.

[Quindiana Jones]

Bloody hell.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I wonder if anyone comes back to intentionally post in this thread.

Or if it's just like "whoops I haven't posted here in 4,000 days, but I see this on the front page and remember it exists now."

[Dignified Pauper]

Did I win yet? I should be in the lead.

[Jiro]

I wonder if anyone comes back to intentionally post in this thread.

Or if it's just like "whoops I haven't posted here in 4,000 days, but I see this on the front page and remember it exists now."

It's never that long but this is the source of the magnetism for me, definitely.

[Dignified Pauper]

So, I'm the winner. Proud of myself.


Very simple game, the less you post in this thread the more points you get (points are awarded based on the time from the last post in this thread and the time of yer post), the breakdown of the points are as follows:

Less than a week - 0 points
seven days - 1 point
two weeks - 2 points
three weeks - 3 points
four weeks - 5 points
six weeks - 20 points
two months - 100 points
six months - 500 point
A year - 2000 points

Status Effects
Special Mullet Busting Rule: If you post and the previous post is also yours, any posts by you will be ignored until someone else has posted.
Rule Type-0 HD: You cannot claim more then one set of points within a four week period, how your post affects the last post date for the next claimant will remain a secret until the next time I update the scores.
Bonus Date Rule: If you can make a post so that you can score points on the 25th December you will gain an additional 20 points.

Get ready! Set! Don't post!


High Scores

Dignified Pauper :: 2047 points
Jiro :: 2045 points (+ cake of gold, a universal translator and a single, lone bauble)
The Man :: 2042 points (+ large cookie and a single, lone chocolate santa + a Diploma in Internet Studies + First To Achieve a Month of not Posting)
Lekena/Freya :: 210 points
blackmage_nuke :: 122 points (+ mod warning)
Bubba :: 107 points (+ a Christmas themed set of wooden blocks with Cockerels on)
Northernchaosgod :: 69 points (and a partridge in a pear tree + An answer to the life, universe and everything + a dirty joke)
Quin :: 25 points (+ a golf clap + a light snack + Light Orb + An Evil Friday the 13th Based Curse x2 + Macdonalds Combo Meal + Stopwatch)
Aerith's Knight :: 24 points (Six Week Streaker)
rubah :: 22 points
Flying Mullet :: 21 points
Clouded Sky (tied with bondage rope to Mulley) :: 8 points
BlackFire :: 20 points
Yaridovich :: 15 points (+ keys to Psys Fursuit + 1 Chocolate Easter Egg)
Midgar Mist :: 10 points
Zanmato :: 7 points
qwertyxsora :: 6 points
leader of mortals :: 5 points
Demon Dude :: 4 points
Jentleness :: 4 points
Jinx :: 4 points
Gamblet :: 3 points
Carl the Llama :: 3 points
krakenHunter :: 1 point
Psychotic :: 1 point
Trollhunter :: 1 point
Fire_of_Avalon :: 1 point
Christmas :: 1 point
Bunny :: 0 -1 points
Naomi The Insane :: -50 points


Points carried over from the previous thread (http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread.php/115446). Official starting time/date: 12-08-2010, 12:10

[Jiro]

I appreciate the way you put yourself only a few points ahead of me. It makes it more believable.

It also makes it so that I've overtaken you with this post.

[Jiro]

I need to reset this before someone scores a large sum.

[sir helix]

9 years and still going holy hell

[Dignified Pauper]

Still winning I see.


Very simple game, the less you post in this thread the more points you get (points are awarded based on the time from the last post in this thread and the time of yer post), the breakdown of the points are as follows:

Less than a week - 0 points
seven days - 1 point
two weeks - 2 points
three weeks - 3 points
four weeks - 5 points
six weeks - 20 points
two months - 100 points
six months - 500 point
A year - 2000 points

Status Effects
Special Mullet Busting Rule: If you post and the previous post is also yours, any posts by you will be ignored until someone else has posted.
Rule Type-0 HD: You cannot claim more then one set of points within a four week period, how your post affects the last post date for the next claimant will remain a secret until the next time I update the scores.
Bonus Date Rule: If you can make a post so that you can score points on the 25th December you will gain an additional 20 points.

Get ready! Set! Don't post!


High Scores

Dignified Pauper :: 2056 points
Jiro :: 2045 points (+ cake of gold, a universal translator and a single, lone bauble)
The Man :: 2042 points (+ large cookie and a single, lone chocolate santa + a Diploma in Internet Studies + First To Achieve a Month of not Posting)
Lekena/Freya :: 210 points
blackmage_nuke :: 122 points (+ mod warning)
Bubba :: 107 points (+ a Christmas themed set of wooden blocks with Cockerels on)
Northernchaosgod :: 69 points (and a partridge in a pear tree + An answer to the life, universe and everything + a dirty joke)
Quin :: 25 points (+ a golf clap + a light snack + Light Orb + An Evil Friday the 13th Based Curse x2 + Macdonalds Combo Meal + Stopwatch)
Aerith's Knight :: 24 points (Six Week Streaker)
rubah :: 22 points
Flying Mullet :: 21 points
Clouded Sky (tied with bondage rope to Mulley) :: 8 points
BlackFire :: 20 points
Yaridovich :: 15 points (+ keys to Psys Fursuit + 1 Chocolate Easter Egg)
Midgar Mist :: 10 points
Zanmato :: 7 points
qwertyxsora :: 6 points
leader of mortals :: 5 points
Demon Dude :: 4 points
Jentleness :: 4 points
Jinx :: 4 points
Gamblet :: 3 points
Carl the Llama :: 3 points
krakenHunter :: 1 point
Psychotic :: 1 point
Trollhunter :: 1 point
Fire_of_Avalon :: 1 point
Christmas :: 1 point
Bunny :: 0 -1 points
Naomi The Insane :: -50 points


Points carried over from the previous thread (http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread.php/115446). Official starting time/date: 12-08-2010, 12:10

[Jiro]

I'm a goddamn elephant.

[Ayen]

I'm a goddamn elephant.

Jiro, please, get on my level.

[Chibi Youkai]

Keep meaning to post here, and never getting around to actually doing so. See you all next time Jinx says something to remind me to come check back here.

[Mercen-X]

???

[Bubba]

I'll take 5 points. Thanking you kindly.

[Bubba]

If I manage to keep this up and take 5 points every month... that should put me in the lead by January 2051.

Hopefully I'll still be alive by then. Maybe I should give up white bread to be on the safe side.

[Dignified Pauper]

It won't matter, I'll have the most points.

[Aulayna]

You know what, DP might actually end up being right...

[Jiro]

Except, according to the original post's
Last edited by Baloki; 12-12-2018 at 08:12:11. he's actually on exactly zero points, and while we can reverse engineer the current standings based on this information, it's impossible for him to have obtained the claimed number of points.

[Leeza]

So if I wait another year to post does that mean I win? :) :cat:

[Big D]

This thread's over nine years old, and I'm posting in it for the first time. Blimey.

[Baloki]

Might update the points as an early Christmas present 🎁

We shall see!

[Jiro]

That would be very kind of you, Baloki!

[Psychotic]

hey here's my first ever post in this thread whattup

yet somehow I had a point?

[Jiro]

Your point probably came from the previous thread, I'd imagine.

-edit-
the date is april 3. i wish to post but to do so would net me zero points because of the blasted mullet busting rule. instead i weep for what might have been.

-edit-
the date is june 16. i wish to post but to do so would net me zero points because of the blasted mullet busting rule. instead i weep for what might have been, but i also hold my breath for what could be a final, ultimate win to this thread. salut, eoff

-edit-
goddammit

[Flying Mullet]

Thanks Jiro, I'll take some points since my rule won't let you take them. :)

[Baloki]

I should really update the scores at some point.

[Baloki]

This game has been going on for 13 years...

[qwertysaur]

This game has been going on for 13 years...
EoFF is in it for the long play :bigsmile:

[remy5623]

Hmm... this might be interesting. See you in a year!

[Christmas]

GIMME ME POINT!!!

[Bubba]

I will take whatever points this post being here at this exact moment… equates to.

[Christmas]

WHERE ARE MY POINTS? GOD DAMN IT.

[Quindiana Jones]

FUCK

[Quindiana Jones]

I LITERALLY HAD A REMINDER SET ON MY BIRTHDAY, CHRISTMAS

[Christmas]

Can an administrator or moderator help update the score? I waited a few years for my moment to come!!!

[Christmas]

Score! Points plz! :bigsmile:

[Dignified Pauper]

According to this, I am still in the lead. This is great!


Very simple game, the less you post in this thread the more points you get (points are awarded based on the time from the last post in this thread and the time of yer post), the breakdown of the points are as follows:

Less than a week - 0 points
seven days - 1 point
two weeks - 2 points
three weeks - 3 points
four weeks - 5 points
six weeks - 20 points
two months - 100 points
six months - 500 point
A year - 2000 points

Status Effects
Special Mullet Busting Rule: If you post and the previous post is also yours, any posts by you will be ignored until someone else has posted.
Rule Type-0 HD: You cannot claim more then one set of points within a four week period, how your post affects the last post date for the next claimant will remain a secret until the next time I update the scores.
Bonus Date Rule: If you can make a post so that you can score points on the 25th December you will gain an additional 20 points.

Get ready! Set! Don't post!


High Scores

Dignified Pauper :: 2071 points
Jiro :: 2045 points (+ cake of gold, a universal translator and a single, lone bauble)
The Man :: 2042 points (+ large cookie and a single, lone chocolate santa + a Diploma in Internet Studies + First To Achieve a Month of not Posting)
Lekena/Freya :: 210 points
blackmage_nuke :: 122 points (+ mod warning)
Bubba :: 107 points (+ a Christmas themed set of wooden blocks with Cockerels on)
Northernchaosgod :: 69 points (and a partridge in a pear tree + An answer to the life, universe and everything + a dirty joke)
Quin :: 25 points (+ a golf clap + a light snack + Light Orb + An Evil Friday the 13th Based Curse x2 + Macdonalds Combo Meal + Stopwatch)
Aerith's Knight :: 24 points (Six Week Streaker)
rubah :: 22 points
Flying Mullet :: 21 points
Clouded Sky (tied with bondage rope to Mulley) :: 8 points
BlackFire :: 20 points
Yaridovich :: 15 points (+ keys to Psys Fursuit + 1 Chocolate Easter Egg)
Midgar Mist :: 10 points
Zanmato :: 7 points
qwertyxsora :: 6 points
leader of mortals :: 5 points
Demon Dude :: 4 points
Jentleness :: 4 points
Jinx :: 4 points
Gamblet :: 3 points
Carl the Llama :: 3 points
krakenHunter :: 1 point
Psychotic :: 1 point
Trollhunter :: 1 point
Fire_of_Avalon :: 1 point
Christmas :: 5 point
Bunny :: 0 -1 points
Naomi The Insane :: -50 points


Points carried over from the previous thread (http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread.php/115446). Official starting time/date: 12-08-2010, 12:10

[Baloki]

I really should log in on a desktop computer and update the first post at some point.

[Quindiana Jones]

Can you just arbitrarily give me 2148 points but make them yellow so everyone knows they're not real but won't instinctively know so will panic

[Christmas]

Gimme my points, god damn it! :mad2:

[Aulayna]

Bumping this to foil the above posters valiant effort to get this thread knocked off the first page of threads. :grumppat:

[Christmas]

OMG!! WHY!!?? I LOVED YOU SO MUCH!! :cry:

[Aulayna]

I'm sorry.

[Quindiana Jones]

You make me deeply proud and also deeply upset.

[Christmas]

OMG! BUT THIS IS WHAT MAKES THIS GAME CHALLENGING!

[Christmas]

Score! Give me whatever point avaliable before Aula comes along! :bigsmile:

[Aulayna]

Monthly reply so Christmas gets a subscribed thread notification and comes back.

[Christmas]

Score!

[Quindiana Jones]

Eat my whole ass, Christmas. I got POINTS!

[Christmas]

Cuz you read my reply from my thread in Feedback forum. :mymelbert:

[Quindiana Jones]

....yes.

[Christmas]

Score! :bigsmile:

[Bubba]

I’ll take a few points

[Momiji]

I don't feel like waiting until May. Gimme that 500.

[Momiji]

Make that 502!

[Aulayna]

Christmas is late, or early.

[Christmas]

God damn it! You ppl ruined everything. I will take whatever score there is.

[Dignified Pauper]

I think I win a point or something here.... it's been almost a year. 500 points to me. :)

[Baloki]

I should get round to updating this xD

Edit: Also realised this game is over 18 years old now o:

[Loony BoB]

It's weird to think of how this site is probably older than some of the members now...