The Drunk Thread

[Spooniest]

Want to go get beer but Tornado.

I'm not kidding, it's like the Damn wizard of Oz out there

[Jessweeee♪]

Drinking and Mirror's Edge

never again

[Spooniest]

My new gf bought me a bigass bottle of bourbon

I love everyone now

Word to your mother

[noxious.sunshine]

Has beer. But almost out....

Probably has more tomorrow...

My ex is in Dallas... He's bringing me homemade Sangria at some point.. yay.

[Rocket Edge]

To find this thread is an achievement in itself - listening to DMX, top class. Plastered out of my mind.

[Denmark]

i plan to be drunk most of the time from now until 2014

i've gotten a good start

[noxious.sunshine]

Hahahahahaha DMX. Winning!!

[Jinx]

i plan to be drunk most of the time from now until 2014

i've gotten a good start

I'ma be his boozy floozy.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

i plan to be drunk most of the time from now until 2014

i've gotten a good start

I'ma be his boozy floozy.

WWe're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have
We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have

We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have
And We'll Never ever ever ever
Leave Eachother

We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have
We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have

[Denmark]

went to wegmans today and got a craft beer variety 6 pack. this is what i'm drinking right now (http://flyingdogales.com/beers/gonzo-imperial-porter/). it tastes good but it packs a kick (9.2% abv). pours like milk, too

[Parker]

i want that beer

the beer i had was shitty and didnt get me even tipsy. i miss alcohol

[Jinx]

i'm on my sixth hard cider for the day

i think

[noxious.sunshine]

-_-; my dad bought a 30 pack that I went in on and he's trying to limit me

NO DAD. I WILL DRINK THAT 30 PACK AND ENJOY IT.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I just thought I would share with you all that they make beer in 16 ounce cans. Fuck yeah.

[starlet]

I'm drinking The Poet ? New Holland Brewing (http://newhollandbrew.com/beer/mainstays/the-poet/) ....It is amazement.

[Denmark]

this was the 2nd of my craft beers that i had. (http://www.sbcbeer.com/beer_product/pilsnoir) it was really good.

[Shorty]

Who's drinking with me in #eoff tomorrow night for New Year's?

[Shauna]

I would, but I am partying on down tomorrow night.

That being said, I'd be completely out of it by the time y'all are starting the drinking. xD

[Jinx]

I am also partying down tomorrow! I might make a guest appearance at some point!

Also, had three hard ciders and decided to crack into my holiday champagne a night early. :3

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I won't be drinking, but I'll probably hang out in chat as I watch Stardust. So I can sort of be partying with the chat people despite my lack of drunkenness.

[Denmark]

We're totally gonna end up in chat, probably.

[Jiro]

given that my new year's will be over by the time yours begins I might join you shorty

[Shorty]

I would be pleased to receive your company, dearest!

[Agent Proto]

I won't be drinking, but I'll probably hang out in chat as I watch Stardust. So I can sort of be partying with the chat people despite my lack of drunkenness.

Don't worry, I doubt I'll be drunk at all in chat myself.

[Spooniest]

I am certainly up for a wee bit of the creature meself, though I don't know if I'll be able to stop by chat.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I'll be there tonight. For sheezy. Only getting a little drunk because I have to stand duty tomorrow morning.

[noxious.sunshine]

I'LL BE THERE.

And I'll be getting drunk.

In fact, that's about to start in either right now or an hour or so. mwahahaha. I'm not eating anymore for awhile and I'm gonna shotgun beer (I've only had a spinach salad & some doritos today. XD) so that should work. I hope.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I have rum. I know, big surprise, right. But one of my rums came with a pourer. So that is super cool. It is a bat too. Because Bacardi.

Also drunk chatting in the New Year.

[Agent Proto]

I know I said I wouldn't be drunk, but I'm apparently a bit tipspy from drinking wine. I know it;s pretty earliy. Happy new years!

[Denmark]

booze

[Sephex]

Drunky drank dronk frak drooky drackeosaurus rex

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Just so that everyone knows, alcohol makes Mafia amazing.

Also, clear rum sucks. Fuck white rum.

[noxious.sunshine]

I want aclohomols! ;_;

[Mirage]

oh hey i can post in this thread agai.. oh, i'm sober again :(

[Lonely Paper Star]

So, I'm drunk right now and it feels kind of nice. I'm also trying very hard to type correctly. Wheee :kakapo::cheers:

[Calliope]

I'm not drunk, but I have had seven shots of Johnnie Walker, so I'm much more calm and positive-minded than usual.

[Sephex]

Revived

wpFQLw5_N2o

[NeoCracker]

After a night of some light drinking with my co-workers, I find they care far more about my sex life then i do. This is hilarious, depressing, and kind of awkward.

[Jiro]

it is australia day therefore time to drink and be racist

[Jessweeee♪]

My best friend turned twenty one today and now I have a video of me drunkenly singing Only by Nine Inch Nails

now it is deleted but I'll forever be scarred by how terrible it was to watch it even once

[Jiro]

cannot fucking believe I lost that cards against humanity game you are all OFFENSIVE AND EXCELLENT HUMAN BEINGS

[Jessweeee♪]

Cards against humanity is really great if you're always changing up the people you play it with but it's terrible when you play it with the same people too often. It's gotten to the point that when my friends come over I have to take all of their favorite cards out of the deck before they get here. Like "jerking off into a pool of children's tears" will win against literally any card and it was funny the first time but now it goes into the "never again" pile.

[Jiro]

Cards against humanity is really great if you're always changing up the people you play it with but it's terrible when you play it with the same people too often. It's gotten to the point that when my friends come over I have to take all of their favorite cards out of the deck before they get here. Like "jerking off into a pool of children's tears" will win against literally any card and it was funny the first time but now it goes into the "never again" pile.

yeah but it's great when it's like jerking off into a pool of childrens tears versus kids with ass cancer versus the primal ball slapping sex your parents are having right now versus being balls deep in a squealing hog while firing a rifle into the air

[noxious.sunshine]

What is this game!?

I has beer. Maybe on my bday I will has tequila.

[Jinx]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyooooooooooo

bumpity bumpity bump bump bump

[Shorty]

cause we find ourselves in the same old mess singing drunken lullabies

[Sephex]

This is the drunkest I ever been in months. I am a moth flying in a flame.

[noxious.sunshine]

I meant to dig this up the other night. But I was drunk and forgot.

[Jessweeee♪]

I discovered apple bacardi and squirt it's so great!

I got the apple bicardi awhile back for gummi bear soaking but that turned out terrible. they turned into a huge solid gummy bear cube in the shape of the jar and i couldn't eat it because it tasted bad

[Miss Mae]

Ih fuck I'm fucked and it's only 7:30

[Quindiana Jones]

I think it reflects poorly on us as a memberbase that this is one of the most consistently popular threads of GC.

Speaking of, my alcohol tolerance really isn't what it used to be. I'm three quarters into a nice wine and getting quite merry as I watch Game of Thrones. Joffrey's tolerance to wine appears to be even worse than mine, however.

[Parker]

I discovered apple bacardi and squirt it's so great!

I got the apple bicardi awhile back for gummi bear soaking but that turned out terrible. they turned into a huge solid gummy bear cube in the shape of the jar and i couldn't eat it because it tasted bad

wtf is a squirt

[Chris]

Real classy. :(

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[Shorty]

I was just going to say the same tolerance issue the other day but I forgot :( it barely takes anything to get me buzzed anymore.

[noxious.sunshine]

I discovered apple bacardi and squirt it's so great!

I got the apple bicardi awhile back for gummi bear soaking but that turned out terrible. they turned into a huge solid gummy bear cube in the shape of the jar and i couldn't eat it because it tasted bad

wtf is a squirt

It's a soda. Similar to Sun Drop.
My ex and I used to do tequila reposado and Squirt. lol

[Lonely Paper Star]

Been drinking quite a lot lately.

Ohhhhh man, these empty calories.

orz

[Chemical]

It's 11 am and we have been drinking since 9 enjoying golf balls smacjed off hay beils. Country!

[Araciel]

I do believe this will be the last year of my liver. More to come.

[Spooniest]

What's up with the drunk thread!

It's summertime, people, you should be drinking more

[Sephex]

I am the drunk.

[Shorty]

I'm getting dosed on cough syrup.

[Spooniest]

I'm getting dosed on cough syrup.

Better than nothing I suppose

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Jack & Coke is my drink of choice tonight.

Got a free one cause the waiter accidentally made an extra. What a bro.

Not full on drunk but I've got that light headed relaxed feeling.

[Alive-Cat]

I am about to drink six Kronenbourgs. This is about half what I would usually sink on a regular saturday night, but, as Psychotic would say, beggars can't be choosers.

[Jinx]

last night i was trying to purposefully pee on a chair because i was mad about god knows what

i think that sums up nicely how drunk i was

[Alive-Cat]

last night i was trying to purposefully pee on a chair because i was mad about god knows what

i think that sums up nicely how drunk i was

Once when I was about fourteen I had a party at my house. I don't remember any of this but aparently I pee'd on my friend's jacket and threw it out of the window.
Basically, one of my friends didn't show up, and he had left his jacket at mine at some point before. Thing was, I wasn't really bothered at all, but still after much drink I ended up weeing on his jacket, throwing it out of the window and cursing his name while doing so...

[Casey]

Last night drank some Chardonnay at a barbecue. First time I got buzzed in 5 years had a good time so much for being sober but I think I have good self control, unlike when I was younger. Going to drink some more wine tonight with my girlfriend and maybe sing karaoke. It's the weekend! :D Hmm wonder what wine should I get...?

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Chugging vodka and monster during the ciddies was a horrible idea.

[Alive-Cat]

I have no money but partying tonight so it's Frosty Jacks for me. For anyone who doesn't know, in Britain this is a cheap, 8% dry cider that you mostly see homeless people drinking on park benches.

I'm about to pour my first right now. But it's in a glass with ice in, and I'm mixing blackcurrent with it. So it's classy