Ciddies Summer 2012 REVELATIONS! It's time! - ALL DONE

[- loony bob took me anally]

can anybody help me :(

[Shorty]

Awesome, drag contest!

[Sylvie]

can anybody help me :(

I'll serve you round 2

[Hollycat]

can anybody help me :(

Oh, is BoB done already? Guess it's my turn.

[- loony bob took me anally]

i've been violated by loony bob and award bot who he programmed :(

[Shorty]

Gross.

[- loony bob took me anally]

you people are monsters!

[Sylvie]

you people are monsters!

I want to make you my special little whore

[Carl the Llama]

I really should finish my best member speech :shifty: or start it :shifty:

Yes, Yes you should. :D



I really should finish my best member speech :shifty: or start it :shifty:

Yes. Yes you should.



I really should finish my best member speech :shifty: or start it :shifty:

Yes, Yes you should

Service says yes.


can anybody help me :(

No :D

[Jiro]

Only fair that Shorty hosts the drag contest after hosting the beard contest. WHICH REMINDS ME, NEED TO POST PICS OF MY BEER MUG. FUCK YEAH

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

40. MLT Be the Hero/Heroine of the Next Big Final Fantasy Game
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Del Murder.............................1
Rantz Rantz Revolution.................1
RSL....................................2
Psychotic..............................3
SwordFox...............................3
leader of mortals......................4
fire_of_avalon.........................5



The White Wizard of Fynn...............6
Jiro..................................11

And the Ciddie goes to…


Jiro!
And now our game is complete. Who wants to make it? Congratulations to Jiro!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/forums/chocobo_footer_small.jpg

[Psychotic]

oh hey loony bob took me anally you seem like a respectable fellow

'grots jeero

[Pike]

i've been violated by loony bob and award bot who he programmed :(

joke's on you, I'm the one who programmed Award Bot

[Freya]

WOOO GO DAKODA!

[- loony bob took me anally]

you guys are just so handsome and strong though, not like loony bob...

[Jiro]

ARE THE CIDDIES ON HOLD FOR FREYA?!

[Carl the Llama]

Yay Jiro!!!

[Jiro]

WHOA I AM THE HERO

THE HERO

OH FUCK I NEED AN IMAGE MACRO

[Shorty]

Only fair that Shorty hosts the drag contest after hosting the beard contest. WHICH REMINDS ME, NEED TO POST PICS OF MY BEER MUG. FUCK YEAH

omg DO IT PLEASE AND DRAW ONE WITH MARKER ON YOUR FACE <333

[Carl the Llama]

you guys are just so handsome and strong though, not like loony bob...

BoB must be pretty strong if he took you by force too xD

[Jiro]

04854XqcfCY

[Freya]

Why would they be on hold, Best member is the last award! I HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. *procrastinates*

[Jiro]

googling for hero gives me lots of asian guys and while that's cool it's not really applicable!

http://www.geekywriter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/greatest-american-hero.jpg

[- loony bob took me anally]

psychotic you big lug c'mere ;)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

39. MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very Last Time
Nomination leader(s): Psychotic

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/chocobobannersmall.png

The Nominees
Psychotic
Raistlin
Phoenix Rising
Roto13
Loony BoB

[- loony bob took me anally]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/19815718.jpg

[Jiro]

this award makes no sense so uh go whoever!

[Jiro]

these members are all under threat of drop bear hit squad, that's why they're mlt to not win another one again. ahhhh

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Drop_bear.PNG

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The only guarantee in life is death. As it goes with the Ciddies. Once you win a Ciddie the only guarantee you have is that you will someday win your last one (and may already have). These members are in danger of seeing their eras come to an end, for a variety of reasons. Let's take a look at them and remember their prior glories.

Loony BoB
Loony BoB was once the King of EoFF. His reign was just, filled with spreadsheets, swear filters, and elaborate procedures. Eventually all the oldbies who tolerated him left and now he simply clings to EoFF like grown man to his childhood 'blankey'. Let's look at some of the Ciddies he's won over the years.

Best Newbie - June 2001, December 2003, December 2005, June 2007, and December 2010 Ciddies
Best Member - December 2003, June 2004, December 2004, June 2005, December 2005, and June 2006 Ciddies (Coincidentally, the last time BoB 'won' Best Member was right before the Ciddies Oversight Committee was established to ensure vote count accuracy.)
Most Likely to Pretend to Love the Next Crappy Final Fantasy Game because He Already Paid Money for It - December 2011 Ciddies
Cutest Couple - June 2002 (w/ Thorn), June 2003 (w/ Moonlady), June 2005 (w/ Shorty), and December 2006 Ciddies (w/ smittenkitten)
Biggest BooB - Every Ciddies except June 2010 when ShlupQuack's Left Tit beat him by one vote.

Phoenix Rising
A relatively newer member, PR made a significant splash when he came on the scene. Unfortunately, he is conservative and we like to ban all the conservative members eventually. So this may be his last Ciddies. Let's see what he accomplished during his short time here.

Best Republican - December 2011 Ciddies (defaulted to him since he was the only nominee not banned)
Most Likely to Be a Troll - December 2011 Ciddies
Most Likely to Get Trolled - December 2011 Ciddies
Least Missed Member - December 2012 Ciddies (projection)

Psychotic
Who doesn't love Psychotic? Everyone loves Psychotic. Unfortunately, Psychotic doesn't love all of you, since his activity has declined from its once feverish level. One day he will just be a memory, a legend passed on through the EoFF generations. Let's reflect on what he has done while he's still with us.

Most Likely to Have a Secret EoFF Girlfriend - June 2007, December 2009, June 2010, and June 2011 Ciddies
Most Likely to Win Every Ciddies Award - June 2008, December 2008, and June 2009 Ciddies
Most Likely to Eat Chili Filled with the Pubic Hairs of Every Member Whose Profile He's Messed With - December 2010 Ciddies
Least Likely to Become a Cid's Knight - December 2005 Ciddies
Best Cid's Knight - June 2006 Ciddies
Best Administrator - Never

Raistlin
Unfortunately, Raistlin has been a member for EoFF for quite some time. Maybe one day he will go away but my guess is he will outlast us all, like a cockroach after a nuclear holocaust. Generally people leave when they get a girlfriend or a career and I can't see how he would ever have those things. He's actually managed to accumulate quite a few Ciddies over the years, which I guess makes sense since there are usually a few awards each time that you can use to make fun of people. Let's take a look.

Best Newbie - December 1974 Ciddies
Biggest Mark - April 2005, April 2006, April 2007, April 2008, and April 2009 Ciddies
Ugliest Female - June 2009 Ciddies
Most Likely to Laugh at His Own Joke from Five Years Ago - June 2004, December 2005, December 2006, December 2007, June 2008, December 2009, June 2010, and December 2011 Ciddies
Most Likely to Get Together - December 2010 Ciddies (w/ ShlupQuack's Fist)

Roto13
Roto was a popular member who was once banned, either for being too sassy or too gay, I forget which. He's back now, but he's still sassy and gay so who knows when we might give him the axe again. If his time is up, this may be his last Ciddies. Let's see what he's managed to rack up in the meantime.

Best Veteran - June 2008 Ciddies
Most Likely to Be Banned - June 2008 Ciddies
Most Missed Member - December 2008, June 2009, and June 2010 Ciddies
Best Returning Member - December 2010 Ciddies
Most Likely to Be Banned (Again) - June 2011 Ciddies

[Jiro]

http://againstlineofdance.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/themoreyouknow.jpg

[Jiro]

Del Murder's speech was top tier stuff. Good work ol' chap. You did me proud, pops!

http://www.witeliteonline.com/images/MTS2_Bipsouille_319731_monocle.jpg

[Psychotic]

I so too have won best admin :colbert:

Still, classy speech. Well said.

[Pike]

That speech was amazing, Del.

[- loony bob took me anally]

so what's going on in here

looks like some kind of...

monopoly or something

[Del Murder]

I so too have won best admin :colbert:

Still, classy speech. Well said.
Yeah, but that was when one of your lackeys was running the awards so it doesn't count!

[Freya]

You saying he rigged the ciddies? :eek:

[Bubba]

Love it!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

39. MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very Last Time
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RSL....................................1
Raistlin...............................5
Roto13.................................6
Psychotic..............................7



Loony BoB..............................8
Phoenix Rising.........................9

And the Ciddie goes to…


Phoenix Rising!
He "Bootstrap"'d his way right up to this Ciddie with no help from anyone else whatsoever. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/forums/chocobo_footer_small.jpg

[Jiro]

I so too have won best admin :colbert:

Still, classy speech. Well said.
Yeah, but that was when one of your lackeys was running the awards so it doesn't count!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0JHEL8Pl_Ek/TeX-sOSPVZI/AAAAAAAAEiw/TdMdEQRgzz0/s1600/ohno1vw.gif

[- loony bob took me anally]

oh i know the sims

[Jiro]

Phoenix Rising on the banned members list in 10 then?

[Sylvie]

oh i know the sims

you know nothing besides the long nights spent at Sodom

[Jiro]

i don't even

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4407506_700b.jpg

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

38. MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
Nomination leader(s): Tifa's Boobs

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/chocobobannersmall.png

The Nominees
chionos
Tifa's Boobs
Phoenix Rising
Sephex
Bubbaforever

[Del Murder]

The only guarantee in life is death. As it goes with the Ciddies. Once you win a Ciddie the only guarantee you have is that you will someday win your last one (and may already have). These members are in danger of seeing their eras come to an end, for a variety of reasons. Let's take a look at them and remember their prior glories.

Loony BoB
Loony BoB was once the King of EoFF. His reign was just, filled with spreadsheets, swear filters, and elaborate procedures. Eventually all the oldbies who tolerated him left and now he simply clings to EoFF like grown man to his childhood 'blankey'. Let's look at some of the Ciddies he's won over the years.

Best Newbie - June 2001, December 2003, December 2005, June 2007, and December 2010 Ciddies
Best Member - December 2003, June 2004, December 2004, June 2005, December 2005, and June 2006 Ciddies (Coincidentally, the last time BoB 'won' Best Member was right before the Ciddies Oversight Committee was established to ensure vote count accuracy.)
Most Likely to Pretend to Love the Next Crappy Final Fantasy Game because He Already Paid Money for It - December 2011 Ciddies
Cutest Couple - June 2002 (w/ Thorn), June 2003 (w/ Moonlady), June 2005 (w/ Shorty), and December 2006 Ciddies (w/ smittenkitten)
Biggest BooB - Every Ciddies except June 2010 when ShlupQuack's Left Tit beat him by one vote.

Phoenix Rising
A relatively newer member, PR made a significant splash when he came on the scene. Unfortunately, he is conservative and we like to ban all the conservative members eventually. So this may be his last Ciddies. Let's see what he accomplished during his short time here.

Best Republican - December 2011 Ciddies (defaulted to him since he was the only nominee not banned)
Most Likely to Be a Troll - December 2011 Ciddies
Most Likely to Get Trolled - December 2011 Ciddies
Least Missed Member - December 2012 Ciddies (projection)

Psychotic
Who doesn't love Psychotic? Everyone loves Psychotic. Unfortunately, Psychotic doesn't love all of you, since his activity has declined from its once feverish level. One day he will just be a memory, a legend passed on through the EoFF generations. Let's reflect on what he has done while he's still with us.

Most Likely to Have a Secret EoFF Girlfriend - June 2007, December 2009, June 2010, and June 2011 Ciddies
Most Likely to Win Every Ciddies Award - June 2008, December 2008, and June 2009 Ciddies
Most Likely to Eat Chili Filled with the Pubic Hairs of Every Member Whose Profile He's Messed With - December 2010 Ciddies
Least Likely to Become a Cid's Knight - December 2005 Ciddies
Best Cid's Knight - June 2006 Ciddies
Best Administrator - Never

Raistlin
Unfortunately, Raistlin has been a member for EoFF for quite some time. Maybe one day he will go away but my guess is he will outlast us all, like a cockroach after a nuclear holocaust. Generally people leave when they get a girlfriend or a career and I can't see how he would ever have those things. He's actually managed to accumulate quite a few Ciddies over the years, which I guess makes sense since there are usually a few awards each time that you can use to make fun of people. Let's take a look.

Best Newbie - December 1974 Ciddies
Biggest Mark - April 2005, April 2006, April 2007, April 2008, and April 2009 Ciddies
Ugliest Female - June 2009 Ciddies
Most Likely to Laugh at His Own Joke from Five Years Ago - June 2004, December 2005, December 2006, December 2007, June 2008, December 2009, June 2010, and December 2011 Ciddies
Most Likely to Get Together - December 2010 Ciddies (w/ ShlupQuack's Fist)

Roto13
Roto was a popular member who was once banned, either for being too sassy or too gay, I forget which. He's back now, but he's still sassy and gay so who knows when we might give him the axe again. If his time is up, this may be his last Ciddies. Let's see what he's managed to rack up in the meantime.

Best Veteran - June 2008 Ciddies
Most Likely to Be Banned - June 2008 Ciddies
Most Missed Member - December 2008, June 2009, and June 2010 Ciddies
Best Returning Member - December 2010 Ciddies
Most Likely to Be Banned (Again) - June 2011 Ciddies
I need to beat Psychotic in rep points for next Ciddies. Hand it over people. This took me three days to research.

In all seriousness, only one of these awards wasn't made up. Can you guess which?

[Raistlin]

"Biggest Mark" made me chuckle. Nice speech, Del.

[- loony bob took me anally]

sodom is like that place with all the anal right

think i been there before

[Sylvie]

sodom is like that place with all the anal right

think i been there before
Take a trip with me there.

[Pike]

Ooohhh yeah, the awards are starting to heat up now.

[Sephex]

Cool, I'm back in time to see if I can win my very first Ciddie on the Very First Ciddie award! Also, you guys crack me up!

Jiro, my man, great speeches!

[Jiro]

sun is rising, I'm fucking hungry, someone cook me some food

http://tithetaneous.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/fried-eggs-bacon.jpg

[- loony bob took me anally]

i dunno it was kind of rapey there. isn't that place in nz anyway, that's where loony bob found me

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

chionos should win, because he's been a member for a long time, but had returned from a very long absense. It's a surprise that he hasn't won a single Ciddie before.

Tifa's Boobs should win, because she's a hot newbie, and everyone knows hot newbies often win this.

Phoenix Rising should win, because it would be funny if he also wins MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very Last Time as well to go with this.

Sephex should win, because he too, like chionos, have returned from a long absense. I don't understand how he hasn't won a Ciddie in the past, but winning this should make up for the lack of Ciddie on his cyber shelf.

bubbaforever should win, because he's an incredibly nice guy. He's bound to win several Ciddies in the future, but what a way to start off if he also wins this.

[Carl the Llama]

For you Dak ^^

Dak's paid his dues -
Time after time -
He's done his sentence
and committed loads of crime -
And bad mistakes
He made a few
He had his share of name changes! -
But he came through

He is the champion - my friends
And he'll keep on fighting - till the end -
he is the champion -
HE is the champion
No time for losers
'Cause he is is the campion! of FF!

he took his bows
And his curtain calls -
We brought him fame and fortune and everything that goes with it
-
He thank's us all -

But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise -
He banned a load of EoFF Users! -
And still didn't lose -

He is the champion - my friends
And he'll keep on fighting - till the end -
He is the champion -
He is the champion
No time for losers
'Cause he is the champion - of FF -

[- loony bob took me anally]

its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes

[Del Murder]

Oh good, another Jiro breakdown. Has it been 6 months already?

[Jiro]

guess that's my curtain call then. farewell, sweet world!


or...

maybe...



it's.... time.... to....



Double


the


FIST


http://sharetv.org/images/double_the_fist_au-show.jpg

sylvie should love that

[Freya]

GO BOOBS!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

38. MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
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RSL....................................1
Phoenix Rising.........................2
Sephex.................................4
chionos................................4



Bubbaforever...........................7
Tifa's Boobs...........................18

And the Ciddie goes to…


Tifa's Boobs!
With a sweep! Congratulations, and best of luck to the other contenders to win their Very First Ciddie soon!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/forums/chocobo_footer_small.jpg

[Shorty]

guess that's my curtain call then. farewell, sweet world!


or...

maybe...



it's.... time.... to....



Double


the


FIST


http://sharetv.org/images/double_the_fist_au-show.jpg

sylvie should love that

She's not the only one who would love it. (Huxley, looking at you.)

[Jiro]

Oh good, another Jiro breakdown. Has it been 6 months already?

Every Ciddies baby, I bring the rain
http://aumusiclibrary.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/rain.jpg

or was it this raine
http://maitrekratos.canalblog.com/images/Raine.jpg

[Sylvie]

guess that's my curtain call then. farewell, sweet world!


or...

maybe...



it's.... time.... to....



Double


the


FIST


http://sharetv.org/images/double_the_fist_au-show.jpg

sylvie should love that

Get angry, my son.

[Sephex]

I'm thwarted by boobs, once again! THIS IS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE!!!

*runs away crying*

[Jiro]

FUCK IT SEPHEX FOR BEST MALE ANYWAY

ANDY FOR BEST EVERYTHING

FUCK YEAH

[Bubba]

Wow! Stormed!

Congrats Miss Boobs!

[Madame Adequate]

She's not the only one who would love it. (Huxley, looking at you.)

The lord gave me two hands, and I intend to use them both.

[Raistlin]

In all seriousness, only one of these awards wasn't made up. Can you guess which?

I think I actually did win MLT Get Together around that time, and with Shluppers no less.

Either that or one of BooB's Best Member awards.

EDIT: Speaking of Boobs, Boobies wins in predictable fashion. Congrats.

[Pike]

amg congrats

[- loony bob took me anally]

double fisting sounds painful. please don't touch me

[Shorty]

She's not the only one who would love it. (Huxley, looking at you.)

The lord gave me two hands, and I intend to use them both.

You sicken me.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

37. MLT Get Permabanned
Nomination leader(s): Sylvie

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/chocobobannersmall.png

The Nominees
Roto13
Phoenix Rising
Psychotic
Sylvie
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

[Sylvie]

double fisting sounds painful. please don't touch me

too :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing late

[Hollycat]

go roto!

[Jiro]

omg we're getting towards #32 now you have no idea

[Madame Adequate]

She's not the only one who would love it. (Huxley, looking at you.)

The lord gave me two hands, and I intend to use them both.

You sicken me.

Honey that's not the word you used last night :jokey:

[- loony bob took me anally]

what the fuck keep this milf thing away from me

[Hollycat]

omg we're getting towards #32 now you have no idea

We are occupying starting at 34.

[Sephex]

omg we're getting towards #32 now you have no idea

;)

[Hollycat]

what the smurf keep this milf thing away from me

I really liked that thing you did with your pinkie.

[Shorty]

She's not the only one who would love it. (Huxley, looking at you.)

The lord gave me two hands, and I intend to use them both.

You sicken me.

Honey that's not the word you used last night :jokey:

I faked it last night.

[Jiro]

and if you thought i brought the rain with my speeches

http://newspaper.li/static/3ad4f8434be734faea9409ba8704c822.jpg

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Whether it's disregarding a variety of warnings or showing everybody their kiddie porn collection, a permaban is quite the divine hammer to introduce to somebody's fragile little head. A fascinating thing about these internet communities is that there is always a handful of people who are just lurking in the shadows, pressing their luck, and sitting on deathrow; those who are to be banned forever one day. And it's sure to happen at some point. Recently, we've had a long-term member who has been banned (Peegee) and an anti-semetic Christian zealot (Sum1sGruj). Personally, as a member who has been banned for 5 or so years, with an amount of alt. accounts that only Psychotic himself can count, I have recently returned, I am definitely overqualified to present this speech to you cats. So please gather around, girls and boys, and pay your respects to those who have been deemed already dead.

While it is a scary cluster to be a unit of, it is quite an honor to be an EoFF misfit. Do not confuse yourselves; this award is not one that dishonors the winner. To these members, it will be the ultimate honor of an anti-social abstraction. It is merely a trophy to these individuals, because at one point or another, and in some way, shape, or form, we are a minority of monsters.

I hope you have made your selection with sincerity. Some of us have been exiled in the past. May the winner of this Ciddie be validated in his/her own most perverted and depraved manner.


With all of the best, and more importantly, the worst,
Sylvie

[Madame Adequate]

I faked it last night.

Damn, you are one stone cold bitch.

[Jiro]

then you wait and see

[- loony bob took me anally]

i like this shorty person

[Jiro]

because sephex...

[Madame Adequate]

what the fuck keep this milf thing away from me

I'm afraid you have no choice in the matter dear second account of most probably peegee :aimkiss:

[Sephex]

Whether it's disregarding a variety of warnings or showing everybody their kiddie porn collection, a permaban is quite the divine hammer to introduce to somebody's fragile little head. A fascinating thing about these internet communities is that there is always a handful of people who are just lurking in the shadows, pressing their luck, and sitting on deathrow; those who are to be banned forever one day. And it's sure to happen at some point. Recently, we've had a long-term member who has been banned (Peegee) and an anti-semetic Christian zealot (Sum1sGruj). Personally, as a member who has been banned for 5 or so years, with an amount of alt. accounts that only Psychotic himself can count, I have recently returned, I am definitely overqualified to present this speech to you cats. So please gather around, girls and boys, and pay your respects to those who have been deemed already dead.

While it is a scary cluster to be a unit of, it is quite an honor to be an EoFF misfit. Do not confuse yourselves; this award is not one that dishonors the winner. To these members, it will be the ultimate honor of an anti-social abstraction. It is merely a trophy to these individuals, because at one point or another, and in some way, shape, or form, we are a minority of monsters.

I hope you have made your selection with sincerity. Some of us have been exiled in the past. May the winner of this Ciddie be validated in his/her own most perverted and depraved manner.


With all of the best, and more importantly, the worst,
Sylvie

Sylvie, that was ****ing chilling, man.

[Jiro]

HE BRINGS THE LIGHTNING

http://cosmicconvergence.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Lightning-is-striking-agian-bright-colors-19822963-877-618.jpg

[Hollycat]

I'm no good at sex jokes.

[Pike]

She's not the only one who would love it. (Huxley, looking at you.)

The lord gave me two hands, and I intend to use them both.

You sicken me.

Honey that's not the word you used last night :jokey:

I faked it last night.

OHHHH BURN

[Freya]

Oooo pretty lightning!

[Jiro]

fuck, sylvie, fuck. you... you really rocked that speech, i think, like, i can't tell, it's too cold and i need to put a shirt on now

[Hollycat]

Sexiest speech so far. Gave me a jolly

[Bubba]

Beautifully written, Sylvie

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

37. MLT Get Permabanned
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RSL....................................1
Psychotic..............................2
Roto13.................................6
Sylvie.................................8



Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................9
Phoenix Rising.........................10

And the Ciddie goes to…


Phoenix Rising!
Did I mention that EoFF is actually a socialist/liberal conspiracy? Congratulations (?)!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/forums/chocobo_footer_small.jpg

[Hollycat]

smurf, sylvie, smurf. you... you really rocked that speech, i think, like, i can't tell, it's too cold and i need to put a shirt on now

all i'm wearing right now is a sports bra


we could just press our torsos together for warmth
jumps in between Dak and Sam!

[Jiro]

She's not the only one who would love it. (Huxley, looking at you.)

The lord gave me two hands, and I intend to use them both.

You sicken me.

Honey that's not the word you used last night :jokey:

I faked it last night.

OHHHH BURN

shouldn't you be more concerned with the pressing issue that milf is cheating on you sleeping with my woman!?

[Sephex]

Well, yeah.

[Carl the Llama]

smurf, sylvie, smurf. you... you really rocked that speech, i think, like, i can't tell, it's too cold and i need to put a shirt on now

all i'm wearing right now is a sports bra


we could just press our torsos together for warmth

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Xcl-0VArF4/T0qrifSGBBI/AAAAAAAAD50/AXcqCKz5p7E/s400/P1020483.jpg

[Sylvie]

I feel like my speech has been wasted on a person who doesn't actually appreciate it.

[Jiro]

everyone except hypo has at least five predictions right. COME ON SON, YOU CAN DO IT

[Hollycat]

everyone except hypo has at least five predictions right. COME ON SON, YOU CAN DO IT


Ouch, way to single out the slow kids chief.

[Madame Adequate]

shouldn't you be more concerned with the pressing issue that milf is cheating on you sleeping with my woman!?

They're both Mormons, what do they care? Smurf bitches, drink Five Wives vodka erry day.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

36. MLT Become a Cid's Knight
Nomination leader(s): Vivi22

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/chocobobannersmall.png

The Nominees
Freya
NorthernChaosGod
Vivi22
Bunny
Sephex
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Tifa's Boobs

[- loony bob took me anally]

yay go whoever

[Hollycat]

Here's one I wont be winning.

[Sephex]

everyone except hypo has at least five predictions right. COME ON SON, YOU CAN DO IT

Since everyone is all full of positive energy, let me take the time to tell you that I appreciate your supportive attitude towards people. *bro hug*

[Raistlin]

Go Bunny! You are a CK in our hearts. :love:

[Jiro]

shouldn't you be more concerned with the pressing issue that milf is cheating on you sleeping with my woman!?

They're both Mormons, what do they care? Smurf bitches, drink Five Wives vodka erry day.
well okay then, cheers to that

[Jiro]

Here's one I wont be winning.

MY GOAL IS TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

[Shorty]

pike and sarah are mormons?

I am NOT a mormon.

I was one, though. Huxley just won't let it go, the bastard. He wants to marry me and my three sisters all at once.

[Sephex]

Here's one I wont be winning.

MY GOAL IS TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

Jiro has the internet muscles to make it happen! :love:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Cid Foster was nervous. The ten-year-old strolled up and down the length of his tree house as he awaited the arrival of his friends. He checked his reflection in his mum’s brand new baking tray which he had hung on the wall. He adjusted the cardboard crown he had made the previous week. “Pull it together” he thought. “You’re King, after all!”
There was a knock on the hatch below his feet. They were here.
One by one his friends entered and lined up in front of him. Cid tried to project his voice as he addressed them.
“Welcome, my friends, to your knighthood ceremony” said Cid. “You will now step forward and present me with gifts worthy of your knighthood status. Please place them in the toy box.”
Cid turned away as his friends took turns to place their gift in the box. What possible delights had his knights gifted him with? What treasures had they unearthed from the four corners of the globe?
He turned back round and approached the box. “Now we will see whether your gifts make you worthy of your new status” said Cid.
He examined his gifts…
A fake toe, a lightbulb, some jawbreakers, half a pool cue, a hammer, a packet of sausages and a tangerine…
Cid looked up at his friends.
“Yeah… I’ll let you know…”

[Madame Adequate]

pike and sarah are mormons?

I am NOT a mormon.

I was one, though. Huxley just won't let it go, the bastard. He wants to marry me and my three sisters all at once.

And Pike and her FOUR sisters, too! Once a Mormon always a Mormon!

[Sephex]

Cid Foster was nervous. The ten-year-old strolled up and down the length of his tree house as he awaited the arrival of his friends. He checked his reflection in his mum’s brand new baking tray which he had hung on the wall. He adjusted the cardboard crown he had made the previous week. “Pull it together” he thought. “You’re King, after all!”
There was a knock on the hatch below his feet. They were here.
One by one his friends entered and lined up in front of him. Cid tried to project his voice as he addressed them.
“Welcome, my friends, to your knighthood ceremony” said Cid. “You will now step forward and present me with gifts worthy of your knighthood status. Please place them in the toy box.”
Cid turned away as his friends took turns to place their gift in the box. What possible delights had his knights gifted him with? What treasures had they unearthed from the four corners of the globe?
He turned back round and approached the box. “Now we will see whether your gifts make you worthy of your new status” said Cid.
He examined his gifts…
A fake toe, a lightbulb, some jawbreakers, half a pool cue, a hammer, a packet of sausages and a tangerine…
Cid looked up at his friends.
“Yeah… I’ll let you know…”

My bad. I told everyone to bring gag gifts.

[Pike]

Bubba, bro, your speeches are inspiring

[Jiro]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to wish a big
http://simplyizzy.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/happy_birthday1.png

to o_O BIG MIKE FACE and Mo-Nercy the lovely fucking apple.

[Shorty]

pike and sarah are mormons?

I am NOT a mormon.

I was one, though. Huxley just won't let it go, the bastard. He wants to marry me and my three sisters all at once.

can't tell if you're trolling me right now

Everything I said in that post is true!

[Jiro]

Hux I'll help wear her down for ya. Once a bro always a bro amirite

[Raistlin]

He wants to marry me and my three sisters all at once.

What boob-loving person wouldn't?

[Shorty]

"casually" xD

and I know. We're all pretty well-endowed.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

36. MLT Become a Cid's Knight
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/chocobobannersmall.png



RSL....................................1
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................2
NorthernChaosGod.......................2
Bunny..................................3
Sephex.................................3
Tifa's Boobs...........................5



Vivi22.................................7
Freya.................................13

And the Ciddie goes to…


Freya!
Wouldn't be the first time someone's jumped from site staff to Cid's Knight. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/forums/chocobo_footer_small.jpg

[- loony bob took me anally]

i like mormons

[Pike]

Grats Freya :love:

[Sephex]

Freya JUMPS away with Ciddie 36!!

[Jiro]

As Hypo reaches 5 right, Del Murder streaks ahead with 10 predictions in the bank! HE'S ON FIRE GUYS

http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/willburns1/manonfirearticle.jpg

[Madame Adequate]

Grats Freya! :D If YOU hook up with me as well your ascent to CK will be guaranteed!

[Bubba]

Yey, Freya!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

35. Cutest Couple
Nomination leader(s): Pike & I'm my own MILF

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/chocobobannersmall.png

The Nominees
Fujiko & O_O
sharkythesharkdogg & shion
Del Murder & Miriel
Loony BoB & smittenkitten
I'm my own MILF & Pike

[Madame Adequate]

We all know MILF and Whoever never wins this one, so grats to MiriDel, I expect! :D

[Sephex]

The more I look at the Award Bot head, the more threatening it gets.

[Jiro]

Grats Freya! :D If YOU hook up with me as well your ascent to CK will be guaranteed!

Dude you are everywhere right now, I love it :brofist:

wait, after those earlier comments...

[Freya]

Grats Freya! :D If YOU hook up with me as well your ascent to CK will be guaranteed!

I'll keep that in mind ;)

First editor, then CK, then admin, THEN THE WORLD!

[Del Murder]

10/15 in predictions so far. :cool:

[Sephex]

We all know MILF and Whoever never wins this one, so grats to MiriDel, I expect! :D

I'm pulling for you guys!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/24100000/Cute-couples-x-love-24189476-500-334.jpg

I had the great displeasure of staying with two of these couples during the past few months. Disgusting, absolutely disgusting. The kissing and the cuddling and the cutesy faces were unbearable. It was enough to drive a man to vomit. So with 40% of these couples exhibiting pathetically adorable behaviour, it is an easy assumption that the rest of them are just as bad. And with both Del Murder and Loony BoB having popped the big question in recent history (and gotten a positive response) I'd say I'm correct.

Y'all are smurfing pathetic. Stop it now. I'm sick of this lovey dovey bulltit. And for those of you who think I'm just a bitter old bachelor, cut that out too because it's inaccurate. I have a woman and she would be utterly disgusted at your behaviour too. It is highly likely that she would slap you and tell you to cut it out. Nonsense, the lot of it. What, do you call each other honey and buttercup and stare into each other's eyes before you fall asleep? It's too damn much, I can't handle that kind of crap. You guys are all a bunch of Sensitive New Age Guys (SNAGs) with your ditzy girlfriends/fiancées. I bet you read poetry to each other too, smurf.

As a scholar named Bennett (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvv76zkGZM1qk9nrro1_500.jpg) once said, you soft hearted smurfers "prolly take bugs outside instead of kill them...i bet u cry tearz of joy when u see ponies frolicking by da meddows...u smell like a gay kitten." Take this as a lesson; you lose your street cred when you hug bunnies and act romantic and tit. I oughta crack you across the back every time you hug each other. I'll put shock collars on you so every time you call each other pet names you get electrocuted. Next time you have a surprise muffin party I will personally kick in your door and force feed you vegemite.

So here we are, we a bunch of you scumbags who act cute and love each other so much and it just makes me sick. Go on, get out of here. All of you deserve the goddamn award, I don't even care. You're all beyond helpI hope that I will continue to be as happy as you guys are :jess:

[Pike]

We all know MILF and Whoever never wins this one, so grats to MiriDel, I expect! :D


I can feel the love.

I am not the first EoFFer to have hooked up with MILF. Is it his rugged good looks, or is he that creepy guy who kidnaps girls and keeps them in his basement? YOU DECIDE.

[Sephex]

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/24100000/Cute-couples-x-love-24189476-500-334.jpg

I had the great displeasure of staying with two of these couples during the past few months. Disgusting, absolutely disgusting. The kissing and the cuddling and the cutesy faces were unbearable. It was enough to drive a man to vomit. So with 40% of these couples exhibiting pathetically adorable behaviour, it is an easy assumption that the rest of them are just as bad. And with both Del Murder and Loony BoB having popped the big question in recent history (and gotten a positive response) I'd say I'm correct.

Y'all are smurfing pathetic. Stop it now. I'm sick of this lovey dovey bulltit. And for those of you who think I'm just a bitter old bachelor, cut that out too because it's inaccurate. I have a woman and she would be utterly disgusted at your behaviour too. It is highly likely that she would slap you and tell you to cut it out. Nonsense, the lot of it. What, do you call each other honey and buttercup and stare into each other's eyes before you fall asleep? It's too damn much, I can't handle that kind of crap. You guys are all a bunch of Sensitive New Age Guys (SNAGs) with your ditzy girlfriends/fiancées. I bet you read poetry to each other too, smurf.

As a scholar named Bennett (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvv76zkGZM1qk9nrro1_500.jpg) once said, you soft hearted smurfers "prolly take bugs outside instead of kill them...i bet u cry tearz of joy when u see ponies frolicking by da meddows...u smell like a gay kitten." Take this as a lesson; you lose your street cred when you hug bunnies and act romantic and tit. I oughta crack you across the back every time you hug each other. I'll put shock collars on you so every time you call each other pet names you get electrocuted. Next time you have a surprise muffin party I will personally kick in your door and force feed you vegemite.

So here we are, we a bunch of you scumbags who act cute and love each other so much and it just makes me sick. Go on, get out of here. All of you deserve the goddamn award, I don't even care. You're all beyond helpI hope that I will continue to be as happy as you guys are :jess:

Well, I WAS drinking a water bottle until it spilled on my floor because I failed to hold it because I was flailing from laughter.

[Jiro]

The more I look at the Award Bot head, the more threatening it gets.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/2/38954637-776f-4113-901f-961858e92648.jpg

[Jiro]

SICKENING

http://www.zastavki.com/pictures/1152x864/2011/Love_Happy_couple_027948_.jpg

[Bubba]

We all know MILF and Whoever never wins this one, so grats to MiriDel, I expect! :D


I can feel the love.

I am not the first EoFFer to have hooked up with MILF. Is it his rugged good looks, or is he that creepy guy who kidnaps girls and keeps them in his basement? YOU DECIDE.

Is it wrong that I hope it's the latter?

[Madame Adequate]

We all know MILF and Whoever never wins this one, so grats to MiriDel, I expect! :D


I can feel the love.

I am not the first EoFFer to have hooked up with MILF. Is it his rugged good looks, or is he that creepy guy who kidnaps girls and keeps them in his basement? YOU DECIDE.

A little from column A, a little from column B!


I'll put shock collars on you so every time you call each other pet names you get electrocuted.

My dear boy you should know us well enough by now to realize this would only increase how much me and Pike call each other pet names!

[Pike]

We all know MILF and Whoever never wins this one, so grats to MiriDel, I expect! :D


I can feel the love.

I am not the first EoFFer to have hooked up with MILF. Is it his rugged good looks, or is he that creepy guy who kidnaps girls and keeps them in his basement? YOU DECIDE.

Here I thought he just offered you a collection of every Civ game, but okay.

If he'd done that I would have turned him down because that would have included Civ V and ew.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

35. Cutest Couple
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/chocobobannersmall.png



RSL & RSL's hat........................1
sharkythesharkdogg & shion.............4
Del Murder & Miriel....................4
Loony BoB & smittenkitten..............5



Fujiko & o_O...........................6
I'm my own MILF & Pike.................14

And the Ciddie goes to…


I'm my own MILF & Pike!
See guys? When BoB doesn't run the Ciddies, this category doesn't get rigged! Congratulations to MILF and Pike!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/forums/chocobo_footer_small.jpg

[Sephex]

Damn straight.

[Del Murder]

Great, someone mentioned Civ. Now Pike's going to drone on about it for hours instead of posting awards.

[Pike]

AWWW YEAH

[Jiro]

We all know MILF and Whoever never wins this one, so grats to MiriDel, I expect! :D


I can feel the love.

I am not the first EoFFer to have hooked up with MILF. Is it his rugged good looks, or is he that creepy guy who kidnaps girls and keeps them in his basement? YOU DECIDE.

A little from column A, a little from column B!


I'll put shock collars on you so every time you call each other pet names you get electrocuted.

My dear boy you should know us well enough by now to realize this would only increase how much me and Pike call each other pet names!

yeah I secretly enjoyed it so shhh

[Pike]

Great, someone mentioned Civ. Now Pike's going to drone on about it for hours instead of posting awards.

Love you too, Del!

[Madame Adequate]

Uh... what just happened?

Did... did we just win Cutest Couple? A couple with I'm my own MILF being part of it? Wh... what?

Omigosh thank you guys so much I've wanted this for years and years and years and it's just the happiest day of my life and oh god someone needs to break it to Rye

[Freya]

CONGRATS! But he's right you couples are all sickeningly cute! Stop it. Stop it right now and go man up by eating some steak and potatoes. Goodness.

Also also, I got my speech sent heh. You can't complain now!

[Sephex]

Uh... what just happened?

Did... did we just win Cutest Couple? A couple with I'm my own MILF being part of it? Wh... what?

Omigosh thank you guys so much I've wanted this for years and years and years and it's just the happiest day of my life and oh god someone needs to break it to Rye

"You like us! You really, really like us!"

[Jiro]

FUCK YEAH

I"M MY OWN PIKE

[Del Murder]

So, how many times has the winner of the Cutest Couple Ciddie also been one of the hosts? CONSPIRACY

(11/16)

[Sephex]

MILFed in the Pike.

[Freya]

So, how many times has the winner of the Cutest Couple Ciddie also been one of the hosts? CONSPIRACY


OCCUPY THE CIDDIES.

[Jiro]

Uh... what just happened?

Did... did we just win Cutest Couple? A couple with I'm my own MILF being part of it? Wh... what?

Omigosh thank you guys so much I've wanted this for years and years and years and it's just the happiest day of my life and oh god someone needs to break it to Rye

oh god we didn't think this through

[Jiro]

http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu284/DarkFire4114/PikeWeapon.jpg

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

34. Most Helpful Member
Nomination leader(s): o_O and Rantz Rantz Revolution (tie)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/chocobobannersmall.png

The Nominees
Samuraid
Mirage
Rantz Rantz Revolution
o_O

[Psychotic]

So, how many times has the winner of the Cutest Couple Ciddie also been one of the hosts? CONSPIRACY

(11/16)The one time my then not-so-secret girlfriend hosted it we came nowhere near winning it. But we won Best Male and Best Female so :confused:

[Jiro]

Pike my own MILF

That one sounds hot

and dangerous

just like those two

[Jiro]

So, how many times has the winner of the Cutest Couple Ciddie also been one of the hosts? CONSPIRACY

(11/16)The one time my then not-so-secret girlfriend hosted it we came nowhere near winning it. But we won Best Male and Best Female so :confused:

are you capable of cuteness?

[Carl the Llama]

So, how many times has the winner of the Cutest Couple Ciddie also been one of the hosts? CONSPIRACY

(11/16)The one time my then not-so-secret girlfriend hosted it we came nowhere near winning it. But we won Best Male and Best Female so :confused:

are you capable of cuteness?

You not seen his avatar bro? lol

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The Most Helpful Member should be someone who's always around to lend a hand. No matter what situation you face, the Most Helpful Member will be there for you. Sadly, there aren't a lot of nominees for this award, which means a lot of you bastards are takers. All you do is take take take, without stopping to help a brother out. We all gotta be in this together, y'know?

When you wake up staring into these cold, dead eyes, (http://thenoob.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/minecraft-creeper.png) what does the Most Helpful Member do? He gives you one of these (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upxzaVMhw8k) to help drive the nightmares away.

When Frank Walker from National Tiles comes on the smurfing radio, what does the Most Helpful Member do? He changes the station and remixes the smurfing ad with a popular song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ua52DFuWyk).

What happens when you're faced with a long night of studying before final exams? The Most Helpful Member shows up with some friends (http://www.fiestafrog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/college-party-wallflower1.jpg) to help you out.

If little Timmy gets stuck down the well (again), who does the Most Helpful Member call on? Why this furry friend (http://static.flickr.com/37/96775850_52e37156f1_o.jpg), of course.

As you can see, the Most Helpful Member can achieve this status through a variety of tasks and responses. Suffice to say they are frequently helping you out, so the very least you can do is say "thanks for the assist."

I wrote this whole goddamn speech just so I could use that one line. smurf. Over to you, Award Bot.

[Psychotic]

I think most of our relationship was me killing her on Halo and calling each other gay. That's cute, right?

[Jiro]

I know he knows what cuteness is and appreciates it but I wanna know if he can do it.

[Jiro]

Disregard that, he clearly is

[Freya]

It's cute when he doesn't think he's blonde :D

[Sephex]

I think most of our relationship was me killing her on Halo and calling each other gay. That's cute, right?

What about no scoping? This is important for my fan fic.

[dandy da oak]

Well done to the people who have won so far! :D

[Psychotic]

I don't have any hair left to be blonde. :(

Also I no scope with a Ghost :)

[Jiro]

SKIPPY YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER

[Del Murder]

So, how many times has the winner of the Cutest Couple Ciddie also been one of the hosts? CONSPIRACY

(11/16)The one time my then not-so-secret girlfriend hosted it we came nowhere near winning it. But we won Best Male and Best Female so :confused:
Iceglow's mom has hosted the Ciddies?

[Shorty]

Awesome.

[Sephex]

So, how many times has the winner of the Cutest Couple Ciddie also been one of the hosts? CONSPIRACY

(11/16)The one time my then not-so-secret girlfriend hosted it we came nowhere near winning it. But we won Best Male and Best Female so :confused:
Iceglow's mom has hosted the Ciddies?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jiro]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/wallpapers/80229/horatio-caine-mobile-wallpaper.jpg

[Bubba]

Well done to the people who have won so far! :D

I'm liking Dandy's start to life at EOFF.

Best Newbie December 2012!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

34. Most Helpful Member
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/chocobobannersmall.png



RSL....................................1
Mirage.................................4
o_O....................................7



Samuraid..............................10
Rantz Rantz Revolution................14

And the Ciddie goes to…


Rantz Rantz Revolution!
Samuraid may have fixed the server, but Rantz is, well... Rantz. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/forums/chocobo_footer_small.jpg

[Del Murder]

dandy for next year's Best Newbie!
Runner up: bubbaforever (again)

[Jiro]

CONGRATULATIONS RANTZ YOU VIKING BASTARD

[Sephex]

Congrats Rantz!!

[Madame Adequate]

Rantz you wonderful man, why are you just so very nice and friendly and helpful? :love:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

33.Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Nomination leader(s): Jessweeee♪ and Loony BoB (tie)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/chocobobannersmall.png

The Nominees
Loony BoB
Freya
Tifa's Boobs
Jessweeee♪
DMKA
RSL

[dandy da oak]

Well done to the people who have won so far! :D I'm liking Dandy's start to life at EOFF. Best Newbie December 2012! Maybe rehashing an old joke, but I don't care! :D http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22400480.jpg

[Jiro]

lonny bob you wimp

[Pike]

Dandy, I like the cut of your jib.

[Jiro]

http://tdwgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/30fd7a27-6c06-49cd-98a9-c2b3ae4cb949.jpg

[Bubba]

dandy for next year's Best Newbie!
Runner up: bubbaforever (again)

:(

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

BIGGIEST FINAL FANTASY FANGIRL

Recently I attended E3 and got a picture of a few EoFF members cosplaying at the event. Take a look at these fangirls:

Loony BoB
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/chocobo_01.jpg

Freya
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/freya-1.jpg

Tifa's Boobs
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/TifaCostPlay.jpg

Jessweeee♪
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/quistisjess.jpg

DMKA
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/dmka.jpg

[Freya]

OH HAY I'm in this one too! Weee wooo :kakapo:

[Madame Adequate]

Blatantly Lonny "FFXIV is actually a good game" BoB.

[Jiro]

http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/FTZ4h7GLDvY/hqdefault.jpg
loooooonnnny boooob!

[Sephex]

Well done to the people who have won so far! :D I'm liking Dandy's start to life at EOFF. Best Newbie December 2012! Maybe rehashing an old joke, but I don't care! :D http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22400480.jpg

Nice.

[Pike]

dandy for next year's Best Newbie!
Runner up: bubbaforever (again)

:(

Don't worry, I'll always root for you, Bubba!

[Freya]

I like this new dandy. They are just dandy in my book!

[Sephex]

Shiny. The first pic had me in stitches!

[dandy da oak]

Aww thank you Pike!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/chocobobannersmall.png



DMKA...................................1
RSL....................................2
Freya..................................2
Tifa's Boobs...........................5



Jessweeee♪.............................8
Loony BoB..............................17

And the Ciddie goes to…


Loony BoB!
Jessweeee♪ put up a fight but in the end she was no match for the one true Final Fantasy Fangirl. Congratulations!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/forums/chocobo_footer_small.jpg

[Jiro]

CAN YOU FEEL IT

[Sephex]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

http://youtu.be/sPWbIXNvmTk

[dandy da oak]

Well done Mr BoB! And Freya: Dandy is as dandy does! (No I don't understand what I mean either..)

[Bubba]

Aww thank you Pike!

Seconded for me! Cheers Pike!

[Freya]

He loves dem MMOs

[Jiro]

wHjieD6CTYs

[Psychotic]

Late, but that Vanille cosplayer was horrifying.

[Jiro]

HERE IT COMES

[Sephex]

Yes, indeed!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

32. Most Hardcore Gamer
Nomination leader(s): Wolf Kanno and Pike (tied)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/chocobobannersmall.png

The Nominees
Pike
Necronopticus
Wolf kanno
I'm my own MILF

[Del Murder]

Greatest revelation ever.

[Jiro]

GUYS, THIS SPEECH, I WANT TO JUST

I want to just thank Sephex. He's a bro. He just. He is man.

[Raistlin]

BooB is definitely a worthy winner of the fangirl award.

[Pike]

This is the only award I care about.

[Sephex]

Not a problem, Jiro! Glad to help out!

[Madame Adequate]

I wish everyone the best in this, but it does somewhat sadden me to see that only four people on a videogaming forum have any kind of reputation as "hardcore". Let's all try to play more games over the next few months!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

GYidZNvYzBQ

[Freya]

Best speech. Also, I know. I know a lot about like every game currently out or out in the past but no one thinks of FREYA NO ONE THINKS OF FREYA> Just cause i don't post about it. Jerks.

Go team Android's closet!

[Madame Adequate]

Well uh... that certainly was a thing. An experience. :Oo:

Thanks Freya :love:

[Jiro]

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[Pike]

That video was amazing.

[Sephex]

Best speech. Also, I know. I know a lot about like every game currently out or out in the past but no one thinks of FREYA NO ONE THINKS OF FREYA> Just cause i don't post about it. Jerks.

Go team Android's closet!

Thanks! Jiro planned the script, and I helped bring it to life!

[dandy da oak]

I don't understand...BUT I LIKE IT :D

[Psychotic]

I don't know what the fuck I just watched

but by god, I liked it

[Sephex]

Jiro, dude. Looks like we done good!

[Carl the Llama]

That video was amazing.

[Jiro]

Sephex brother, we always done did good together <3

[Bubba]

I look forward to the 75th time I watch that video... When I will STILL be impressed!

Ridiculously impressive!!!!!

[Sephex]

Sephex brother, we always done did good together <3

:love:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

32. Most Hardcore Gamer
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RSL....................................2
I'm my own MILF........................4
Necronopticus..........................5



Wolf Kanno............................10
Pike..................................15

And the Ciddie goes to…


Pike!
Yeah, this is what happens when 90% of the pictures you post to your Facebook are screenshots from obscure strategy games. Congratulations, Pike!

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[Raistlin]

I have no idea what just happened but I am suddenly more pumped for this award than any other Ciddie.

EDIT: Congrats, Pike!

[Pike]

YES

[Jiro]

GO PIKE YOU SEXY SEXY NERD

[Madame Adequate]

Wait, TWO for RSL? :stare:

Anyway congratulations to you all, I can verify first-hand that Pike does indeed deserve it :D It seems Nec and I need to talk more about NetHack and Aurora respectively and suchlike though!

[Sephex]

Congrats Pike! :)

[Psychotic]

maybe you should stop playing casual games like FIFA, Huxley.

[dandy da oak]

Well done Pike! Just don't let the Mountain Dew make your pee turn green, like this face -> :D

[Madame Adequate]

maybe you should stop playing casual games like FIFA, Huxley.

No pun intended but that, Steven Gerrard, is over the line. :mymelbert:

[Jiro]

I think Necronopticous's photo was my favourite, honestly, it was just so awesome.

[Sephex]

maybe you should stop playing casual games like FIFA, Huxley.

When Milf and Pike met earlier this year....

http://3.asset.soup.io/asset/2311/2131_e814_960.jpeg

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

31. Most Missed Member
Nomination leader(s): RSL

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The Nominees
demondude
Levian
RSL
God
Rye
Sum1sGruj

[Sephex]

I think Necronopticous's photo was my favourite, honestly, it was just so awesome.

The dramatic camera pans worked with all of them well.

[Madame Adequate]

maybe you should stop playing casual games like FIFA, Huxley.

When Milf and Pike met earlier this year....

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Sir how DARE you! There was nothing remotely casual about it!

[Pike]

maybe you should stop playing casual games like FIFA, Huxley.

When Milf and Pike met earlier this year....

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WE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING.

[Jiro]

DIDN'T THEY EVER!

c'mon dd for this one. miss you jakey boy

[Slothy]

I wish everyone the best in this, but it does somewhat sadden me to see that only four people on a videogaming forum have any kind of reputation as "hardcore". Let's all try to play more games over the next few months!

I'll take the blame. I didn't nominate myself this time around because I knew I'd lose to you or Pike anyway.

[Sephex]

There is no need to be upset.

[Bubba]

I think Necronopticous's photo was my favourite, honestly, it was just so awesome.

Yes. This.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

There are many members who do not post anymore, most of whom we would have been better off never knowing. But occasionally, we wish some of them would come back, if only so we could enjoy being rid of them again. So who are these losers?

Demondude: see above.

Levian: Levian doesn’t post anymore? Since when? What standards does this thing have?

RSL: The sexiest piece of red lingerie you will ever see, RSL has not posted here regularly in many years. We miss you, Red Sexy. :(

God: I don’t believe in him.

Rye: I don’t really consider Rye gone, but that could be because I can never get rid of her on Facebook.

Sum1sGruj: the recently departed Holocaust-denying, misogynistic fundamentalist was probably the most entertaining thing EoEO has seen since udsuna. Of course, combined with PG, he would just turn every thread into an incomprehensible mess, in that he would actually respond to PG.

[Freya]

Congrats pike! You deserve it!

Go jakeyboy!

[- loony bob took me anally]

31. Most Missed Member
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Rye....................................1
God....................................2
Levian.................................6
Sum1sGruj..............................8



RSL................................9
demondude.........................10

And the Ciddie goes to…



PEEGEE
What, you thought you could keep an old dog down?


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