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Shaibana

Nightmare on Shai-street

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Yesterday night when i was watching some tv before going to sleep i all the sudden saw something moving at the corner of my eyes.
it was... a big spider D:
he was sitting there @ the ceiling at front of the door.. staring at me!

i knew i had to get rid of that spider or i would not sleep well!
so i picked up my slippers and threw it at him! i missed both and he laughed at me

then i decided the vacuumcleaner would do the trick, but..... it was downstairs. i decided to rush through the door but when i tried to open the door ... .. i got stuck!!!
1 of the slippers i threw before was blocking the door. so i reached for it with my foot, missing it the first 2 times, while keeping an eye on thats spider.
i made it downstairs and got the vacuumcleaner up en plugged it in at an other room.

This was the moment! it was kill of be killed!

i started the vacuum cleaner and i tried reaching for him. i had to peak all the way in with my head to see him and make sure i didnt miss!!
i aimed... i shot.. and he screamed!! i won!!
i didnt stop the vacuum cleaner untill i closed the door of the other room and left the cleaner there.

R.I.P Spider (i hope)
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  1. Martyr's Avatar
    Ah, the electric, blood chilling, primal horror of mortal combat! No sensation is more striking than the that of prematurely ending the life of another creature. Did it make you feel alive? Did it make you feel evil? Do you, in some secret part of your heart, long for the chance to do it again?
    Fear not and sleep well, Vacuum Warrior.
    There will be more!
  2. Shaibana's Avatar
    i also put one of those long-legged flying spider things out of his missery :o
    it was limb and coundt fly anymore... and on my freaking kitchen-table!! D:
    .. i took my secret weapon, and umbrella, and put it out of its missery and choved it into the sink... he is now walking the endles sewer pipes :')
  3. Martyr's Avatar
    All's fair in bugs and war