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  1. From the "no duh" department

    Sex makes people happiest, per new study

    In other news: rain is wet, Iceglow doesn't understand paragraphs, and Tifa's Boobs has boobs. Shocking, I know.
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  2. Fried rice is awesome

    by , 03-29-2012 at 09:22 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    I boil a load of rice and then eat only a tiny bit of it so I can have badass amounts of fried rice the next day.

    Day old boiled rice makes the best fried rice - everyone knows this.

    Fried rice is fantastic because you throw most anything into it. eggs,. sheitmps, carrot, peas, shoots, fruits, eggs, onions.....all kinds of things.....the world is your oyster (u can thrwo oysters in too.)

    if you throw lots and lots of eggs in (shift the egg:rice ratio) ...
  3. Man Flu does not exist.

    by , 09-05-2011 at 10:40 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    Nope. I'm actually dying. Maybe.

    Ok, so maybe I'm not [i]dying[/i], but I am pretty sick. Right.

    Well.....maybe it's a mild case of the sniffles.

    It doesn't mean I can't milk it for all it's worth.

    My roomates have been topping my glass up with fresh water, bringing me food, arranging my pillow, singing me to sleep and spraying my room with perfume.

    I think I'm going to be horribly and irreversibly unwell for the rest of ...
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  4. Yay for more juicy personal stories!

    I have no idea why but I like to blog about my sex life here, maybe because I really don't have anywhere else to do it. If you don't like it don't read it.

    Had some more great sex today. Or as we call it, we made some great love today. Tried some new positions. We don't do it for the physical pleasure...more like for the great feeling of being so close emotionally and bonding ourselves as one. We're young and in love and it feels amazing.

    Cheesy, I know.
    ...
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  5. Big life-changing event.

    I hate keeping secrets, so.

    I lost my virginity today.

    It was nice. We did it in a grassy secluded meadow near the woods. Hurt just a little, but it felt good being so close to my boyfriend, looking into his eyes the whole time. It was truly bonding, permanently, and afterwards we held each other and whispered how much we care for each other. Then we went over to his house and had dinner with his family and went out for water ice.

    But damn, what a night...I ...
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