Finally, girls can play video games

Now I know there are (allegedly) some female posters on this video game message board. I know you pretend to like video games with guns and magic and puzzles, but you don't have to pretend anymore. There's a new computer game just for you, and it's all about being a good little girl in the real world!

It's so realistic! These are the sort of things you have to accomplish in this game:

-dye your hair
-go shopping at the mall
-cook
-get a boyfriend who will give you money (because women working? lol)
-maintain your weight in an "ideal range"

And you "level up" by completing such arduous challenges as buying stuff, changing your clothes, and flirting.

I might have to check it out. I've always wondered what it's like to be a girl. I'm sure this game will be very informative.

Is it just me, or is kotaku completely unreadable?
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I can read it now, and I am totally downloading this game.

It's things like this that really make a good Friday into a great Friday. I love it.

There needs to be a male version where you gain levels by:

-working out
-masturbating
-channel surfing until you find a sporting event (if you end up on golf and manage to keep your character awake for the first hour then you get bonus exp)
-playing video games (you have to push the right buttons to make sure he pushes the right buttons, it's ingenious!)
-going online to talk about video games (bonus exp for post length)
-going to bars
-picking up girls at bars (text selector for your pickup lines)
-getting girlfriends (experience points increase exponentially the more girlfriends you have at once)
-'going all the way' with your girlfriends and then ignoring them as much as possible afterwards
-eating as much processed cheese food as you can

FINALLY, something to play inbetween Alpha Centauri, Civilization IV, X-Com UFO Defense, Europa Universalis 3 and Hearts of Iron II!

THANKS LADY POPULAR!

Oh god take cover the combined rage of Miriel, foa, rubah, and Shlup is going to take out half of the continental United States.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

-going online to talk about video games (bonus exp for post length)

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Jesus Christ if you make that a condition then Steve's character would grow so strong he would gain real-world powers from it. (SPOILER)he still wouldn't get laid though :smug:

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-eating as much processed cheese food as you can

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To be fair this is actually a pretty core conceit of being a man and I would be more offended by a game that omitted it.

This sounds awful. *downloads*

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

There needs to be a male version where you gain levels by:

-working out
-masturbating
-channel surfing until you find a sporting event (if you end up on golf and manage to keep your character awake for the first hour then you get bonus exp)
-playing video games (you have to push the right buttons to make sure he pushes the right buttons, it's ingenious!)
-going online to talk about video games (bonus exp for post length)
-going to bars
-picking up girls at bars (text selector for your pickup lines)
-getting girlfriends (experience points increase exponentially the more girlfriends you have at once)
-'going all the way' with your girlfriends and then ignoring them as much as possible afterwards
-eating as much processed cheese food as you can

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I would play the trout out of that game.

Ironically, playing with tits is one of the major quests of the game.

I'll take ten!

As soon as they said cool pig tails I stopped reading. Pigtails are never cool.

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I ranted at length about it.

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Originally Posted by Shiny

As soon as they said cool pig tails I stopped reading. Pigtails are never cool.

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...But some girls are adorable with pigtails. :cry:

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Originally Posted by NeoCracker

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Originally Posted by Shiny

As soon as they said cool pig tails I stopped reading. Pigtails are never cool.

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...But some girls are adorable with pigtails. :cry:

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Like Chiyo-chan.

But even Chiyo-chan is mad at this game.

http://animeholicph.files.wordpress....chan-angry.jpg