Oozinator - Greatest Toy Ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

I'm definetly buying one of those. HEADSHOT LOL

I can't get it to work :(

What a special toy. It is the apple of Rye's Eyes. I want one now. ;__;

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Originally Posted by Rye

What a special toy. It is the apple of Rye's Eyes. I want one now. ;__;

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Oh god.

seen it, i didn't think it was that funny.

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Originally Posted by GooeyToast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

I'm definetly buying one of those. HEADSHOT LOL

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I didn't think it was funny either. I thought it was completely disgusting; I think I first saw it on "The Soup" or somewhere. How does something like that get through: conception, presentation, development, marketing, and shelving without someone saying "Wait a minute...were not really gonna' go through with this are we??

Speaking of the oozinator; you are what you eat, Gooeytoast. :eek: burn! :lol:

i wonder what happened to the marketing genius who thought this up...maybe he's a squeegee kid now....

Disgusting. Major pumping required.

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Originally Posted by farplaner

I thought it was completely disgusting; I think I first saw it on "The Soup" or somewhere. How does something like that get through: conception, presentation, development, marketing, and shelving without someone saying "Wait a minute...were not really gonna' go through with this are we??

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Uh, that's the whole hilarity of it. That and the incredibly valid commerical with the kid practically rubbing it in, not to mention the "major pumping required" line.

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Originally Posted by farplaner

Speaking of the oozinator; you are what you eat, Gooeytoast. :eek: burn! :lol:

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Are you implying that I eat myself? <_<

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Originally Posted by GooeyToast

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Originally Posted by farplaner

I thought it was completely disgusting; I think I first saw it on "The Soup" or somewhere. How does something like that get through: conception, presentation, development, marketing, and shelving without someone saying "Wait a minute...were not really gonna' go through with this are we??

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Uh, that's the whole hilarity of it. That and the incredibly valid commerical with the kid practically rubbing it in, not to mention the "major pumping required" line.

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Originally Posted by farplaner

Speaking of the oozinator; you are what you eat, Gooeytoast. :eek: burn! :lol:

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Are you implying that I eat myself? <_<

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That's not the hilarity of it, that's the disgusting part of it. Would you want your kids "rubbing it in?"

Actually...I was implying that the "gooey toast" you eat has been thoroughly annihilated by the infamous oozinator...it really kills a burn to have to explain it...pay attention, damn it! :tongue: :D

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Originally Posted by farplaner

That's not the hilarity of it, that's the disgusting part of it. Would you want your kids "rubbing it in?"

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Well if it was so apparently disgusting, then how did it ever get approved for tv airtime? You're interpreting it in a disgusting way, but since the commerical is aimed at kids I doubt they'd find it so.

Seeing as how it's nothing more than "bio-ooze", I personally couldn't care less if my kid rubbed it in. If that's his idea of fun then good for him. I'd probably just tell him to kick the kid's ass or squirt it back in his face.

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Originally Posted by farplaner

Actually...I was implying that the "gooey toast" you eat has been thoroughly annihilated by the infamous oozinator...it really kills a burn to have to explain it...pay attention, damn it! :tongue: :D

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Well, considering you say "I am what I eat", and I am GooeyToast, by that logic I eat gooey toast, thus eat myself. I payed perfect attention to it. Problem was it made no sense. Whoever said I eat gooey toast to begin with? It's nothing more than a user name. You call the video disgusting yet you make a failed insult implying the subject matter. Kind of hard to burn with no heat :rolleyes2

...I seriously can't believe I'm aruguing over a Super Soaker.

Women can experience the satisfaction too!

I could sooo see this in future pornographies.

I like how the kid in the yellow shirt is rubbing the water all over his chest.

I'd have more fun with a real gun