Oozinator - Greatest Toy Ever

[farplaner]

I thought it was completely disgusting; I think I first saw it on "The Soup" or somewhere. How does something like that get through: conception, presentation, development, marketing, and shelving without someone saying "Wait a minute...were not really gonna' go through with this are we??

Uh, that's the whole hilarity of it. That and the incredibly valid commerical with the kid practically rubbing it in, not to mention the "major pumping required" line.

Speaking of the oozinator; you are what you eat, Gooeytoast. burn!

Are you implying that I eat myself? <_<

That's not the hilarity of it, that's the disgusting part of it. Would you want your kids "rubbing it in?"

Actually...I was implying that the "gooey toast" you eat has been thoroughly annihilated by the infamous oozinator...it really kills a burn to have to explain it...pay attention, damn it!