Couldn't turn down an invitation like this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
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Couldn't turn down an invitation like this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
what the smurf this is smurfin stupid. I smurfin hate smurfin :bou::bou::bou::bou: like this
is this what you speak of? I swear a hella lot. Most of my sentances have swears in them. It's how I've always talked.
His first sentence was "yo bitch, bring that smurfing titty over here."Quote:
It's how I've always talked.
Also you can get away with it by claiming you were trolling. You can act like an utter spenk and then when you get destroyed just say you were joking or trolling or whatever.
"You're an asshole. I'm just kidding!"
"no offense, but [something really offending]"
all of you just shut the front door you bunholes. How the freaking halibut do you salmon eaters excuse your own salmony existance? Go play with some sticks. toast.
Oh no. Oh god no. Fish puns... the fish puns are imminent. :( Cod help me, I just can't kelp myself! Even if it is out of plaice, I just saw all that talk of fish and now my finominal store of them has come to the surface.
Oh and hey, I'm not angling to impress, but I've been working on a song: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray.
Sorry sorry, it's just that sealife puns are so krilliant, they never flounder. Even if a few don't hook the audience you can fire off so many in a roe that you're bound to reel 'em in. :shobon:
4/10.
Ugh, I hate "junk" as a substitute for genitalia.
Instead of junk, why can't we say love-muffins? :jess: Anyone?
"Love-muffins" as a substitute is even worse.
Jewels? Materia? Dragonballs? Please. I have many more suggestions if you wish. :redface:
No offense, but you're the most retarded person I've ever encountered.
Yeah well you're a mackerel.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF