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Ask what the price is for being made into a vampire.
Vampires would show up on digital cameras. The reason they were thought not to appear in traditional photographs is because pre-digital cameras used mirrors to function.Quote:
Originally Posted by CimminyCricket
Living forever and slowly losing your mind while everything you know falls and is replaced and you're all that's left when the world ends, I'd imagine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Adequate
Or until Buffy shows up and stakes you through the heart
Depending on your luck there's a chance she'll at least sleep with you first, and then send you to hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpkin
Buffy doesn't beat around bush.
Edit: LMAO! Beat around bush! No, that's too good. I'm not fixing it.
I'd kill him and collect the XP and loot.
BufyxFaith was canon.Quote:
Originally Posted by AyenDepending on your luck there's a chance she'll at least sleep with you first, and then send you to hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpkin
Buffy doesn't beat around bush.
Edit: LMAO! Beat around bush! No, that's too good. I'm not fixing it.
Also if the vampire is Louis, I invite him in and write a book about him. I also am smart enough to actually LISTEN to what he says. Do you guys remember how Interview ended? The dude listening to Louis' huge smurfed-up story was like "that was...AWESOME!"
Seriously, how smurfing stupid can you get.
Vampire: Good Evening!
:wcanoe: : What do you want?
Vampire: I want to come in!
:wcanoe: : Did you bring a pizza?
Vampire: No...
:wcanoe: : Did you bring your 3DS so we can game?
Vampire: Um... no...
:wcanoe: :Then what are you good for?
Vampire: I can make you immortal!
:wcanoe: :Will I have to talk to people ever again?
Vampire: Well you may have to go door to door like I am to find a willing victim. Monster Union won't let us attack helpless strangers anymore...
:wcanoe: :So you're a Jehovah's Witness now?
Vampire: No! Of course, not! I simply want to drink your blood and send you into an eternal life of darkness and despair!
:wcanoe: :And the difference from a Jehovah's Witness is?
Vampire: Hmm... Never thought about that.
Jehovah'sWitness: Sir, may I come in so I can talk to you about the one true lord and savior?
:wcanoe: : Did you bring your 3DS so we could game?
JW: No.
Vampire: Well did you at least bring a pizza with you?
JW: Um... No...
:wcanoe: *shuts door*
JW: Would you like to hear about the one true gospel?
Vampire: Maybe we can work out a little deal...
*poke*
Mormon: I brought a PSVita, can I come in?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
The irony of the Jehova giving blood to the vampire.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
I do actually have a vampire costume lying around somewhere...Quote:
Originally Posted by AyenMr. Carnelian dressed as a vampire?Quote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
why am i not surprisedQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. CarnelianI do actually have a vampire costume lying around somewhere...Quote:
Originally Posted by AyenMr. Carnelian dressed as a vampire?Quote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
If another JW ever knock on my door I'm stealing the 3DS line.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
Picture thread now!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. CarnelianI do actually have a vampire costume lying around somewhere...Quote:
Originally Posted by AyenMr. Carnelian dressed as a vampire?Quote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
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Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
10 minutes after I read this, a Jehova's Witness knocked on my door.