The Zombie Party - Phase III: Electric Boogaloo. Brains or glory await! Om nom nom!

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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

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Originally Posted by Zombidovich

I'll change parties as long as you change my name to Zombidovich and give me a zombie avatar.

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TRAITOR!

Your death will be long and painful.

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he is already undead :zombie:

Undead yes, but when I send him back to the world of the dead, it will not be kind.

I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns...

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Originally Posted by Necrotic

VP is probably gonna involve some long task of some sort. Which one of you is willing and has the time to do it?

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I am currently unemployed and in a different timezone that maximizes our zombie crusading times :zombie:

oh captain my captain

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Originally Posted by Fonz(omb)ie

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Originally Posted by Necrotic

VP is probably gonna involve some long task of some sort. Which one of you is willing and has the time to do it?

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I am currently unemployed and in a different timezone that maximizes our zombie crusading times :zombie:

oh captain my captain

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I am on Easter Break, constantly active and the former trusted ally of the Zombie Party who was at war with Apocalypse long before we set sight on them. Rock-Paper-Scissors will decide if necessary. :zombie:

http://nerdiest-kids.com/wp-content/...ombies.jpg.bmp

Time to get funky.

As a gift, the Party of Babe Keepers will like to present you the lovely Witch from Left 4 Dead! Enjoy!

http://i442.photobucket.com/albums/q...ad/4176423.jpg

You babe keeper fellas are alright! We'll let you keep your brains when the time comes.

They can rule a few forums, like General Gaming and Final Fantasy X

You getting soft, qwerty?

who is qwerty, I'm zombiesaur :zombie:

Hey, I heard there was some real undead around these parts, but all I can see are a bunch of cadavers who can't even escape their perpetual fail even after dying. That's gotta be rough, you think that now you're all rotting you won't be lame-asses, but it's like dying has somehow amplified your loser-quota! Although I'm not surprised you're still around; Heaven and Hell probably don't want to take any of you since you all suck so much.

We're fail? eh. what else you got?

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Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/m...icle_image.jpg

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:zombie:

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Originally Posted by Necrotic

We're fail? eh. what else you got?

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he's angry that even undead women will not fall for him :zombie:

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Originally Posted by Necrotic

We're fail? eh. what else you got?

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A fully working frontal lobe and legs that don't snap if we run on them. :cool:

I think he's angry that we stole their party bus, I think it looks so much better with my new additions, I needed a pretty zombie though I wanted to make Chloe stand out ;)

Look see our new bus:

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...lerarrives.png

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Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power

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Originally Posted by Necrotic

We're fail? eh. what else you got?

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A fully working frontal lobe and legs that don't snap if we run on them. :cool:

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Now that one was actually pretty witty. Well played, Mr. Power. I'm still going to eat you, but I may let you keep your funny bone.

My good friend Zombone would be right at home in this party. You should recruit him!

Where does he live Quina?

The desert outside Figaro.

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Originally Posted by Quina

The desert outside Figaro.

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you know, we have a fig plant/tree/whatever outside my house

fun fact :zombie:

Dammit Psy make your VP choice. :zombert:

I'll go see if he's home then, have some KFC Quina!

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Originally Posted by zombiedude55

Dammit Psy make your VP choice. :zombert:

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Whoever makes the best Zombie Party propaganda wins. Go! :zombie:

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Originally Posted by Necrotic

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Originally Posted by zombiedude55

Dammit Psy make your VP choice. :zombert:

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Whoever makes the best Zombie Party propaganda wins. Go! :zombie:

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Pff, I campaigned my ass off, made our motto, suggested Zombert.

I have my credentials. :zombert:

You are playing to my weakness, zombiexsora. That puts you one step a head of the other parties.

Top KFC and the position is yours!

I will travel all corners of the internet. Wait and see.

EDIT: No seriously, the whole internet will love us.

Chloe, I'm sorry but I'm too lazy to go back and modify the image of the zombie crawler. However to make up, here is a special zombie smilie for use in your posts (use my img links if you can't get psy to host it on eoff)

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...ieforchloe.jpg

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Originally Posted by Icegnaw

Zombiesaur, KFC is a joke me and Necrotic made up so you need to top it too.

Also Chloe, I'm sorry but I'm too lazy to go back and modify the image of the zombie crawler. However to make up, here is a special zombie smilie for use in your posts (use my img links if you can't get psy to host it on eoff)

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...ieforchloe.jpg

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you need to set the background to transparent :zombie:

Ahaha, I was looking through the members online and I was like, "Who changed their name to this?" :laugh:

I'm lazy, you do it!

I added transparency

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Originally Posted by zombler

Ahaha, I was looking through the members online and I was like, "Who changed their name to this?" :laugh:

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Hahahahahha. Awesome.

This is true propaganda.

(SPOILER)http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/...g?t=1270239211http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/...g?t=1270239239http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/...g?t=1270239266http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/...g?t=1270239287http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/...g?t=1270239321

Is that enough or do you want more?

hahahahha you beast.

Oh btw speaking of Habbo, we have a Zombie Party raid on Habbo planned for sometime in the coming week. So stay tuned! :}

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Originally Posted by zombiedude55

This is true propaganda.

(SPOILER)http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/...g?t=1270239211http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/...g?t=1270239239http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/...g?t=1270239266http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/...g?t=1270239287http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/...g?t=1270239321

Is that enough or do you want more?

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hahahha

give the kid a gold star for effort

http://www.freewebs.com/horror_fan/army-of-darkness.jpg

So my homie Ash just showed up, who's skulls will be boomstick'd?

Yours :zombert:

You can see in that last screenshot the damn notification the virus keeps giving me.

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Originally Posted by Zombiesaur

Yours :zombert:

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Nigga plz. You first then.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

So my homie Ash just showed up, who's skulls will be boomstick'd?

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His.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ngness/ash.jpg

Zombies are pretty much banelings, so look who showed up to help?

http://scifipulse.net/wp-content/upl...ard_Kahlan.jpg

Wizard's fire!

http://thetorchonline.com/wp-content...zards-fire.jpg

roasted brains, yum :zombie:

Yeah, thanks for getting the barbeque started, old man. Cold meat really gets dull after a while!

Bitch plz, nigga sent you back to the Keeper.

I think nigga should be censored to zombie. :zombert:

Yeah, no, on a serious note, I'd recommend not using that word at Eyes on. I know you're not actually a KKK hatemonger, but there are people here who take offence to it and I don't want to see you banned.

(who would I feast on then?!)

This zombie needs to go feasting for a while, be back later :zombert:

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Zombies are pretty much banelings, so look who showed up to help?

http://scifipulse.net/wp-content/upl...ard_Kahlan.jpg

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Oh no, the Bad Acting Brigade, whatever shall they do?

Changing names of only your party members are we. :colbert:

Nobody else has asked me :zombert:

I demand a coloured username. :zombert:

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Originally Posted by Necrotic

Nobody else has asked me :zombert:

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Maybe they will now that they know you'll change names on requests :mwahaha:

But will he change them back :zombert:

I'm not Del Murder, dude. I don't give a smurf about name changes xD

Sorry for calling you Del Murder, that was way out of line, are we still friends?

doesn't it take forever to change Rye's name though?

I don't know, maybe you better join my party (and everybody else's) to make up for it. :greenie:

Also, apparently not.

this thread is great :zombie:

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Originally Posted by Bunny

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Zombies are pretty much banelings, so look who showed up to help?

http://scifipulse.net/wp-content/upl...ard_Kahlan.jpg

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Oh no, the Bad Acting Brigade, whatever shall they do?

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You shut your whore mouth.

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Originally Posted by Necrotic

maybe you better join my party (and everybody else's) to make up for it. :greenie:

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It's creepy when you remember things about me that I've forgotten myself.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Zombies are pretty much banelings, so look who showed up to help?

http://scifipulse.net/wp-content/upl...ard_Kahlan.jpg

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Oh no, the Bad Acting Brigade, whatever shall they do?

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Calling them bad is an insult to the word "bad". A mere "bad" can't get THAT bad!

*sniff*

That's been posted twice already. :p

I hate to break it to you, but it's the third time that has been posted in this thread. :p

^yeah that.

That's because you guys post too much!

I can't keep up anymore. :(

Some party animal you are. Need to sit down? Need some nice Malt while you rock yourself to sleep?

The studying is making me crack, I may end up killing everyone.


...good times.

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

The studying is making me crack, I may end up killing everyone.


...good times.

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Just aim for the zombies and all is good. :cool:

You attacked our thread because you are jealous. Zombie bitches are jealous ahahaha go and cry to your zombie ho mommies yeah you heard me. Stay the smurf out of my thread before I have to make it Serious Time for 24 hours and hunt you down.

Meet Hector. He likes to watch zombie heads go pop.
http://www.topgunss.com/picts/PT92.jpg

At least this ones an actual gun that shoots bullets. :zombert:

That isn't just any gun. Hector and me, we've battled up a tower full of elite soldiers and still come out on top. Rotting hunks of :bou::bou::bou::bou: like you guys haven't got a chance. Let's dance!

No, it's that NCG posted a picture of an airgun in retaliation in one of the threads.

Shall I summon a dance partner for you?

That's because NCG is so goddamn badass that he can easily dispatch you with an airgun. Ain't no bullets necessary, ch'yeah :cool:

I don't need you to find me a dance partner, my charm, good looks and aura of badassity is all I need baby

You partner has arrived. :zombie:

Compared to you guys, she's hot.

I thought they had tight gun restrictions in Australia :zombie:


have you even ever fired a gun kid? :zombert:

Jiro thinks Queen Bhrane is hot... gross.

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Originally Posted by Australia Gun Laws

State laws govern the possession and use of firearms in Australia. These laws were largely aligned under the 1996 National Agreement on Firearms. Anyone wishing to possess or use a firearm must have a Firearms Licence and, with some exceptions, be over the age of 18. Owners must have secure storage for their firearms.

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Looks like our friend Jiro will have to wait a year to fire his first gun :zombie:

while the drunk trips over himself, show of hands, fonz(omb)ie or zombiedude for VP?

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Originally Posted by Zombiesaur

while the drunk trips over himself, show of hands, fonz(omb)ie or zombiedude for VP?

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Let's just let Paul decide it, though, I don't think he'll be here tomorrow in which I might just have to don the mantle for the day. :zombert:

Would you like me to show you how well I can fire a gun? Right between the eyes junior, right between the eyes

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Originally Posted by Fonz(omb)ie

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Originally Posted by Zombiesaur

while the drunk trips over himself, show of hands, fonz(omb)ie or zombiedude for VP?

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Let's just let Paul decide it, though, I don't think he'll be here tomorrow in which I might just have to don the mantle for the day. :zombert:

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It's a plan.
President: Necrotic
VP: Fonz(omb)ie
Slogan: Providing a brain filled future for your children
Motto: Graaaaaaaaaaagh! ("Why beat your meat when you can eat it?")

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Would you like me to show you how well I can fire a gun? Right between the eyes junior, right between the eyes

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I'm older than you :zombert:

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Would you like me to show you how well I can fire a gun? Right between the eyes junior, right between the eyes

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Being from Texas, unfortunately, there is a significant chance I know more about guns and gun accessories(KotH) then you do, lol like this is something to brag about *sigh*

Just saying, I highly doubt someone that has never fired a gun before in their life has the ability to nail a pretty hard shot like that in their first try :p :zombert:

edit: Scott, I think our motto was "Why beat your meat when you can eat it?"

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Originally Posted by Fonz(omb)ie

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Originally Posted by Australia Gun Laws

State laws govern the possession and use of firearms in Australia. These laws were largely aligned under the 1996 National Agreement on Firearms. Anyone wishing to possess or use a firearm must have a Firearms Licence and, with some exceptions, be over the age of 18. Owners must have secure storage for their firearms.

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Looks like our friend Jiro will have to wait a year to fire his first gun :zombie:

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You know those cowboy stories how the kids are on the property and learn to fire a gun from a very young age?

Sometimes stories ain't just stories, bitch. Don't quote law to me. We all know that having a law doesn't stop people from breaking it. Better luck next time.

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Originally Posted by Zombiesaur

while the drunk trips over himself, show of hands, fonz(omb)ie or zombiedude for VP?

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Told you, zombieboy. Serious time for 24 hours while I clean up the mess. I'm not tripping over myself, I'm stone cold sober. And real pissed off.

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Originally Posted by Fonz(omb)ie

edit: Scott, I think our motto was "Why beat your meat when you can eat it?"

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That's what I said, in Zombie. :zombert:
I'll edit that in for those who don't speak the tongue though.

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Originally Posted by Fonz(omb)ie

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Originally Posted by Australia Gun Laws

State laws govern the possession and use of firearms in Australia. These laws were largely aligned under the 1996 National Agreement on Firearms. Anyone wishing to possess or use a firearm must have a Firearms Licence and, with some exceptions, be over the age of 18. Owners must have secure storage for their firearms.

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Looks like our friend Jiro will have to wait a year to fire his first gun :zombie:

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You know those cowboy stories how the kids are on the property and learn to fire a gun from a very young age?

Sometimes stories ain't just stories, bitch. Don't quote law to me. We all know that having a law doesn't stop people from breaking it. Better luck next time.

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Originally Posted by Zombiesaur

while the drunk trips over himself, show of hands, fonz(omb)ie or zombiedude for VP?

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Told you, zombieboy. Serious time for 24 hours while I clean up the mess. I'm not tripping over myself, I'm stone cold sober. And real pissed off.

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the only cowboy I know that comes from Austrialia is Heath Ledger, and he's as dead as disco, therefore making him a zombie. :zombert:

we possess the only Australian zombie/cowboy :zombie:

go us!

I can clearly see why your knowledge of the world is the be all and end all.

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Originally Posted by Zombiesaur

fonz(omb)ie or zombiedude for VP?

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Well, I'm clearly a cleric built specifically to destroy massive swarms of undead. Knowing that I can use my Turn Undead ability to nuke the entire Zombie Party in one shot, I suggest that you put me at the top to appease me.
Besides, zombies have no intelligence score. Somebody has to think for them.

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Originally Posted by Fonz(omb)ie

the only cowboy I know that comes from Austrialia is Heath Ledger, and he's as dead as disco, therefore making him a zombie. :zombert:

we possess the only Australian zombie/cowboy :zombie:

go us!

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You can't argue with that kind of logic.

I'll just leave this here

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...nd-woody_l.jpg

Værn you can be supreme overlord of Nerds in Paradise. Six forums for you to control. :zombie:

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I can clearly see why your knowledge of the world is the be all and end all.

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by all means, abuse prescription medicines and join our team like your hero

we could use some new blood, perse :zombie:

Jesus. I expected more from you Mo'

Sorry, but I don't turn my back on my friends. I might have numerous faults but you're never going to be able to call me disloyal.

you mad?

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque....944e76c45b.jpg

I told you that if you removed my Avatar I'd murder you. It's zombie slayin' time. :colbert:

I'm not mad, I'm disappointed. I thought better of you :cry:

How do you know a zombie did it? It could have been any of the mods!

scott is right, I believe paul is catching 8 winks do to the meet up tomorrow :zombie:

this thread needs more kaycee friend chicken

yum

Hey who made Zombiesaur king of the Zombies. :zombert: Psy makes VP choice!

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No, it's that NCG posted a picture of an airgun in retaliation in one of the threads.

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First, I am indeed that badass. Secondly. TANK.

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

I told you that if you removed my Avatar I'd murder you. It's zombie slayin' time. :colbert:

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smurf yeah, welcome aboard the killing team, Boko.

:zombie: Remember to vote Zombie party in the primaries. We bring a fun zombie future for your children

Have I missed much? Who's brains have we eaten? http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...ieforchloe.gif

Just some Apocalypse snacks. We also got one of them to see the truth and convert :zombie:

I hope you silly zombies don't mind getting some meteors dropping on your heads. :cool:

I think we may have some images when Loki gets his arse in gear that will provoke our rivals in to a foolish suicidal charge in to the mob of us meaning it'll be brains all around.

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

I told you that if you removed my Avatar I'd murder you. It's zombie slayin' time. :colbert:

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Seeing as how I didn't do it:

Shut up, Boko.

Those meteors were supposed to hurt? that tickled. :zombie:

Oh god my arm developed rigor mortis while I was, ah, ahem...you know... and now it is stuck that way.

This is pretty embarassing. :zombie:

Arrghhh.... we still have zombies in our party who need to vote!

PM 'Message Booth' with your bloody votes!

The official voting thread is: here

Can I be a part of the zombie club?

You sure can!

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Originally Posted by Fonz(omb)ie

this thread needs more kaycee friend chicken

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Just a thought, but wouldn't KFB (Kaycee Fried Brains) be more appealing to zombies than KFC (Kaycee Fried Chicken)?

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Originally Posted by Necrotic

You sure can!

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What do I have to do to join?

Just send a message to election booth voting for the Zombie party and if you want put a party banner in your sig. :zombie:

I see dead people. Oh wait, that's just my reflection.

This message brought to you by Flesh Chex. Get your daily dose!

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Originally Posted by Necrotic

You sure can!

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What do I have to do to join?

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What Zombiesaur said. What would you like to be your zombie name? I am thinking Depressing Moan maybe, but if anyone has a better one, let's hear it!

Deathly Moan?

Works for me! :zombie:

You forgot to include Zombidovich in the OP Necrotic! :zombie:

Boy is my face red. Or at least, it would be if it wasn't rotting.

Speaking of my face, ta-da:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...mbiechotic.jpg

It's zombie me! He may be dead, but his teabag ability is still primed and ready.

While we wait for the Primary results, let's have some fun and make zombie South Park versions of ourselves. Heck, you can have a go if you're from another party too. It's all in good fun! :zombie:

SP-Studio

Striped sweater very much required xD

But of course. I demand zombie Colton! :zombie:

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Originally Posted by Necrotic

But of course. I demand zombie Colton! :zombie:

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Ours would be basically the same lol

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2412/zombiesp.jpg

haha god damn your zombie has some scary eyes.

Also diggin' techno-green qwerty!

You are welcome to come over and play some games, my sword is only for defense. SOME people think that just because I'm undead it's OK to try and kill me :(

I love the South Park characters. If the 501st Legion doesn't make it through I'll definitely be rooting for you guys. :vader:

Let's make sure both our parties make it through!

I support the above message - in the name of fun!

Same goes to you Del!

smurf yeah, zombie killing. :cool:

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3...pboard01te.jpg

Oh snap. I know that apocalypse joining, party-going, sith lord wannabe didn't use a red lightsaber.

We are vader's fist, and clutched tightly in that fist is a red lightsaber, the likes of which you will never wield!

I took it from you guys because I'm better than you.

I AM ALL THAT IS MAN. :smug:

I even put on my favourite scarf just for you guys.

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...Picture1-1.png

Why is your picture bigger? Did you stretch it? o_O

You cannot contain my powah :cool:

Nah I have no idea. It just decided to grow, yo.

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I took it from you guys because I'm better than you.

I AM ALL THAT IS MAN. :smug:

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*checks* Nope, we still got ours. You must have gotten one of those Korean knock-offs.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I took it from you guys because I'm better than you.

I AM ALL THAT IS MAN. :smug:

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*checks* Nope, we still got ours. You must have gotten one of those Korean knock-offs.

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Bitch plz. If you weren't my partner I'd cut off your head.

I love how the 501st legion is all awesome and friendly but the Apocolypse people are the reason why I need to carry a sword around. :zombie:

You can't use a sword, you're a zombie.

*stabs* :zombie:

That tickles. :p

I summon the frozen maiden, let all be still in your everlasting ice. Come, Zombie Shiva! :eiko:

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I took it from you guys because I'm better than you.

I AM ALL THAT IS MAN. :smug:

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*checks* Nope, we still got ours. You must have gotten one of those Korean knock-offs.

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Bitch plz. If you weren't my partner I'd cut off your head.

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Bitch? Cut off my head? Oh, the gloves are off partner!

*fires up the jetpack*

Let's see if wookiee's can fly!

You're going down like my prom date. Say hi to daddy for me. :mad2:

We didn't start the fire, zombiesaur, but we're sure as hell going to purge you with it.

Guardian, dude, chill out. Get that blaster out of your ass and relax a little.

Maybe you are the ones who need to cool off. :zombert:

Shiva, you see the two mean looking people with the weapons and novelty party hats, use Diamond dust on them!

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You're going down like my prom date. Say hi to daddy for me. :mad2:

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:crying2: I told you that in confidence!

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Guardian, dude, chill out. Get that blaster out of your ass and relax a little.

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What's that Jiro? I can't hear you over the roar of the Super Laser's engine!

Guardian, take off your helmet man, he's aiming for you!

I don't wear no hats zombie, messes with my sexy hair. Don't make me come over there.

Stop throwing ice cubes at me, we need those for the drinks. :colbert:

Shiva begins to freeze the area around her targets.

Jiro, you prefer a swordfight?

You wanna duel? Then let's duel. I'm gonna make this quick, I hear some babes calling for me back in the partycrawler.

It's not freezing, my fur is just wet now. :mad2:

Shiva begins spinning, reducing the temperature of the area around her significantly.

My sword has a name, did you know that? He likes to play, do you want to join in the fun? :p

*rips Zombiesaur's arms out of his sockets*

Better dance to warm up ya know, don't want pneumonia or nothin'.

Unless your sword be named "gggrhghhghghg" then I don't think you got no Bankai :bou::bou::bou::bou: on me.

*dances with beezies*

You get 'im, Jiro.

Oh really. Shikai should be enough to defeat you anyway. Revive, Amaeratsu. The sword floats and is releasing a pink and purple flame.

I got dis. It's on like french toast now, sucka.

Pick a higher ep number if you want to beat me foo'. I got this one covered

Ameteratsu is sharp enough to cut air itself, and I can use it without holding it. That fire can either heal or destroy. Parry a blade of flames if you can!

*throws water on Zombiesaur*

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Revive, Amaeratsu.

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Ameteratsu is sharp enough to cut air itself

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Why did you do that? I'm not holding Amateratsu, she is already flying towards Jiro ready to make some ribbons.

Edit: Typo, it's 4:00 here!

Fly at me if you want, I don't care. Try and make ribbons out of me. You still have no clue who you're messin' with :jiro:

Amateratsu takes a swing at Jiro. The flames reach about 30 cm from all parts of the blade, and are a deep purple color. There is a bang as the air is cut.

http://www.brawlsnapshots.com/snapshots/180929.jpg
Squirtle uses surf. It's super effective!

Amateratsu's flames recede a few cm as it cuts through the water. The attack also hit's Jiro.

I think you'll find I break all your rules there, zombiesaur. You can't cut what isn't there.

Ah, so you want to die? i'll unleash Bankai, but I suggest you just leave, if you value your life.

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Amateratsu's flames recede a few cm as it cuts through the water. The attack also hit's Jiro.

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You're cheating.

He's not the only one who can smurf with physics. Yeah bitches, watch me move. If you can

Run away if you wish to live. BAN-KAI! O-kami Ameteratsu. My sword explodes in a brilliant array of flames, and a circle 100 meters in diameter appears on the ground around me. A column of thin crystal surrounds me.

Anybody within this sphere is in the in Ameteratsu's domain. If you want to live get out of it before she comes. The barrier around me is impenetrable from both sides, you have to defeat Amateratsu to release it.

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You know I can move 100m in 11 seconds when I'm not using my skillz with a z, right? You can't touch dis.

So you choose death? Fine by me. I might be able to make you into a zombie if your Charred body still has some life in it. Last chance to leave!

Here's my answer

It begins. The entire area within the circle to the barrier erupts in flames. These flames burn at 300 Centigrade, and right now they are that's just the warm up. A woman descends into the flames, holding a sword in one hand and a fan in the other. This is Ameteratsu. You must defeat her to dispel the barrier. Can you fight her from within the flames?

"Hey, Ameteratsu baby. You're looking pretty hot."

Ameteratsu starts to dash towards Jiro, sword drawn. The flames are now at 350 degrees.

But sadly, Ameteratsu's pants just...

Amateratsu is wearing a skirt... She slashes at Jiro, the flames are at 400 Degrees.

Jiro, you rule.

Amateratsu/Jiro

A Hot Love Affair

Like all great love stories, it began at the beginning of the zombie apocalypse. Amateratsu was enslaved by one of the zombies, who was trying to destroy the pseudo leader of a band of ragamuffin, sex-appeal exuding party animals.

The zombies name was zombiesaur. Zombiesaur figured himself lord and master over Amateratsu, but as we will come to see, she had other ideas. When summoned, she remembered back to her days of playing Final Fantasy VII.

I must act like Nanaki did while caged with Aeris.

She pretended to fight. She didn't pull many punches; she cut a deep line through Jiro's chest, his shirt just falling to the ground.

"Tch, lucky shot," he said, grimacing from the pain. "You're quicker than I thought."

"You're mine now baby!"

She sped at him, stretched out her left arm and hoisted Jiro off the ground. She kept sprinting, through the forests, over the mountains, around the bogs (because eww dirty feet). Eventually she found a small woodland cottage, surrounded by little animals.

"This looks like a nice place," she said.

"What are you doing to me?!" Jiro shouted.

"Shut up and kiss me."

They had steamy and passionate sex, eventually. It took a while for the wound to heal up. Nobody knows what befell zombiesaur as he stood there, lonely and alone on the empty plain.

Some saw and eagle shat on his head. Some say he cried zombie juices until the ground rotted beneath him and he fell into the earth's core. Some people don't say much because they're too busy have really hot sex with a goddess :smug:

Ok picture heavy post kinda... but here goes

Jiro... Dude, you need to get over the party crawler it got jacked and now the only babes in there are the zombie babes o nom nom nom. Look see:

*snip*

Avid followers will note the number of zombies onboard has grown and Chloe is up in the front with someone close behind, I don't know who I'm just the artist :zombie: Hopefully, we'll be adding more zombies and more trophies as the elections go on.

Meanwhile there was an incident where 2 zombies recently chased 2 furries around Birmingham city center for a day, pizza failed to stop the zombies so the furries turned to the only weapon they had...

*snip*

It worked for them fortunately for all parties. Though as can be seen the two zombies did have to consider it for a second or two before allowing the furries to escape.

Finally, here is my Zombie southpark character, the drool is because Chloe just flashed her rotting breasts at him...zombies dig that

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EDIT: Let's stop posting images of members when they don't want them posted. Respect their wishes. -Murder

PS my new gf brought some other hot goddess babes to play with NCG and the rest of my crew. Hell some strong burly brothers came with them for Bobby et al. too

OOC:	Nice try, points for effort

You are in a field of fire, that is currently at 400 Degrees. you are seriously burned and Amateratsu takes out her fan. "Did you enjoy my little illusion. Don't take it personally, I'm bound by the pact and the circle, I will defend he who is in the center barrier at all costs." The flames are getting hotter.

smurf yeah! Our party is clearly the superior party. :smug:

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PS my new gf brought some other hot goddess babes to play with NCG and the rest of my crew. Hell some strong burly brothers came with them for Bobby et al. too

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Ice had iron-clad visual evidence to back his stories up. Can't say the same for your little tale.

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PS my new gf brought some other hot goddess babes to play with NCG and the rest of my crew. Hell some strong burly brothers came with them for Bobby et al. too

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Ice had iron-clad visual evidence to back his stories up. Can't say the same for your little tale.

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Damn straight :zombert:

The Illusions

Jiro was shocked.

"I can't believe that :bou::bou::bou::bou: was fake. I mean damn girl, you was wild in bed!"

NCG who, you know, was just being badass, piped up. "You lying whore."

"I hear ya, I hear ya," Jiro said. "Well turns out the whole deal was a dream right so.."

He looked at his chest. "No scar, see?" He grinned so broadly that the sun caught his teeth and blinded zombiesaur and Amateratsu.

"Sorry to do this to such a fine young thang such as yo'self."

Jiro dashed through the fire, his clothes burning and his skin melting. He gritted his teeth.

Lucky I've spent so much time around Breine and Rodarian, being enveloped in hotness has given me thicker skin.

He jumped onto Amateratsu's shoulder and then leapt forwards, making her stumble slightly. He sailed forward and kicked zombiesaur in the side of the head.

"Booya, smurfer!" Jiro shouted.

"That's m'boy," NCG said. "I taught him everything he knows, hella yeah." He donned his sunglasses and Amateratsu hit the deck, defeated utterly.

Jiro was wounded, his skin burnt badly. "I don't think I'mma make it man," he moaned.

The Apocalypse Party surrounded him and began chanting. I dunno why, they're some crazy folk they are. But eventually Rebellious Eagle the sweetheart applied some first aid and called the ambulance and got Jiro to the hospital where he healed up kind of okay ya know?

Next time Ameteratsu will not fall for the same trick. Don't come near this thread if you plan to attack, because she hates losing like that. She vanishes and her flames simmer down. i get up and walk into the zombiecrawler to allow my mana to recharge and have a nice snack.

But dude, I still got like 11 more badasses ready to kick your ass. All of the Apocalypse Party know how to bring the funk.

It's 5:30 in the morning. I have to wake up at 6:30 for classes

The real badass just entered the room. He is me.

Do you wanna go a round for old times, Dee Dee my friend?

You start.