And I reckon everyone want an extentsion! :bigsmile:
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And I reckon everyone want an extentsion! :bigsmile:
If everyone had no objection, we will end the event and all judges that had yet to judge please give your scores! :bigsmile:
Only two entries per person, so I'm going to take those pictures together.
Interesting art. Abstract isn't really my thing, but I appreciate the effort.
Score: 6/10
If it was in song form I would've given and extra two points for music and voice, but I'm afraid I can only award (+1) to this, for above average lyrics. I'll give another +1 for effortQuote:
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Dancing in the rain
The mystery plays on in refrain
Feel the rhythm move through your veins
Look as to look through the clarity of cellophane
I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day
Running through my mind
Play the melody on the chime
Pulses seem to take control of time
Crazy as the beat I’m trying hard to find
I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day
Dancing around in my head
These thoughts of the songs are better than dreaming in my bed
Running through my mind
These thoughts of the music are better than making broken ties bind
I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day
Still, I go on
To the broken rhythms of beats that never end
Still, I go on
To the broken lives of people that may not mend
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Description: I should write another Natalie Portman-esque rap. >=) Just kidding! Here's a poem or song, or whatever this was that I wrote a while ago for a friend when we were going to have a poetry and song night at the high school that never happened.
Score: 7/10
Ghehe, funny. +1 for originality and +1 for effort.
Score: 7/10
A little creepy, but I'll give you +2 for effort.
Score: 7/10
The song is not original (-1), but you did manage to play it well (+3), but it was long and mostly the same (-1), do a cut version next time.
Score: 7/10
Originality is minimal, effort gets a +2, and you get a -1 for excessive profanity.Quote:
Team: Boys again
Category: Writing
(SPOILER)
He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
He would rape all the women,
But you can't rape the willing.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
You'll remember
On this fine day
That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
You'll hear tales forever
'Bout how he
Stole all your smurfing ships.
So you'll angst
About his capture
Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
But you know that he's much cooler;
He has a smurfing jar of dirt.
Don't touch that jar of dirt!
He's a pirate!
Not just any pirate!
Of the smurfing Brethren Court!
You can not stop him;
He gives not :bou::bou::bou::bou:s.
He has a turtle raft,
And some smurfing godly wits.
Take no prisoners!
Tie that noose on.
He only cares
Why the rum's gone.
He's got one shot,
And you bet your ass he'll use it,
But that bullet's got a name on it,
And it's not Jack anymore.
Now, it's all for ironic effect;
If not for that,
He'd kill Barbossa
With his mother smurfing hands.
He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He would kill you
If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
He would rape all the women,
But he quite prefers eunichs.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He would kill you,
But he's kinda passed out right now....
But for now he's moving on;
He's reached the denouement.
Hoist the sails then, and
Bring me that horizon.
Score: 6/10
Poor effort (-1)
Score: 4/10
Original (+1), there has been lots of effort into it (+1). I can't give point for aesthetically pleasing, but it rounds to a nice score.Quote:
Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: A tiki head I sculpted out of... well I forget what it's made of. But I made it myself! His mouth is gaping wide because he is hungry! Somebody give him some noms :(
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Score: 7/10
It made me smile (+2), some nonsense words in there (-1)
Score: 6/10
Average, but with nice shading (+1). Had it been done on better paper I would've given more, but this gives off the idea that you merely doodled while occupied with something else.Quote:
Description: It's a poom I wrote!
Team: Male
Category: ART
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Description: It's a dragon I drew!
My performance and photo entries will have to wait 'til later, I guess.
Score: 6/10
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That's the end of it. I need a holiday.
Nice drawing! 10/10.
Picture #1: Looks like a rough painting, even though it's a photo! I like it. 10/10.
Picture #2: Hmm...couldn't tell what it was without a description! 9/10.
Rap: I like rain! 10/10.
Typo! You left "r" out of "your" in the last line. 9/10.
Photo: I love Ichi! 10/10.
Painting: Very pretty! 10/10.
Killer puppy? =O 10/10.
The face is a little freaky, but I like the colors! 9/10.
Jack Sparrow!? 10/10!
Drawing: I love Ran-kun! 10/10!
Sculpture: TIKI!? That's my doggie's name! 10/10!!!
Poem: Too long! 8/10. :expee:
Art: Neck is too long. 9/10.
Oh mine!!! I like happy poems!! :kaoclove:
Score: 4/5
The toliet is really dirty Jeff, what is wrong with you. :(
Score: 2/5
The scenery is so sweet!! :kaoclove:
Score: 4/5
It's kinda cute to me and yet a bit scary! :bigsmile:
Score: 3/5
That music piece is AWESOME MOGI!!! AWESOME I SAID!!! :kaoclove:
Score: 5/5
I dun like the part about raping, scares little PuPu. :(
Score: 2/5
I remember that helmet from Psy's story I think! :bigsmile:
Score:2/5
That thingy you make is kinda adorable I will say! :bigsmile:
Score: 3/5
The poom thingy is kinda adorable!!! I like frogs and animals! :bigsmile:
Score: 4/5
The neck is kinda too long, remind me of a snake!! :bigsmile:
Score: 2/5
BTW, I didn't include the scores of Shiny's additional entries since the scores given by the two judges are more or less the same. Anyway, as long as it's Monda judging, we all know the score! :bigsmile:
Lastly, girls, I think we LOST. The boys WON. :(
But I will average the score up and see how things go!!! :bigsmile:
You can't announce that we won and then say you're going to average up the scores. :stare:
I want to make myself feel good, I cannot accept the outcome nor the harsh reality. :mymelsad:
There, there, Christmas. Come here. :hug:
NO! *slaps NCG* :stare:
I am so depressed now. I think I will lock this thread and pretend nothing happened.....:shifty:
:mymelbert: Stop giving me reasons to slap you.
Yeah, if Christmas wants to live in the delusion that her gender can accomplish anything, let her!
..Oh wait..
As a judge I must be impartial and I think an average would be the most fair to all. :quina:
WHO WON?
inb4 we are all winners here
The qu team wins with 5 billion and 4 points :quina:
WAIT PEOPLE TAKING THE AVERAGE OF
TOTAL SCORE/NUMBER OF ENTRIES PER TEAM WE HAVE:
TEAM
STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY
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28.8
TEAM
PINK NINJAS
29.4
WE WON GIRLS!!! WE WON!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!! VICTORY IS OURS. THOSE STINKY BOYS CAN GO DRINK UP WHATEVER CRAP THAT IS INSIDE BLUES AGENT'S STINKY TOLIET AND ROT THEIR LIFE THERE!!!!
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Not yet, I have yet to close the thread~~~~~~ And you better do something about your toliet! :mymeltitter:
Now divide the total by the number of people who contributed.
I said that is not my toilet! That belongs to my brothers and I don't live with them!
This is the toilet that I use and notice how clean it is.
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Wow that IS a clean toilet! And I like your tp holder.
I bet Proots spent ages getting that toilet all cleaned up! I bet he even busted out the Cilit Bang!
@Blues Agent: Yeah, but the wall behind it is filthy. D:
Congrats mah ninjas!
Congratulations, now get back into the kitchen.
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would've won if christmas hadn't cheated on my entry I am so furious with the internet right now literally I ACAN@T TTPY|OER TRPROPERLY TRHA T IS HOW ANG|YR Y I AM HWITH THIS SORUESULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" AUITRHGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a pretty cool event and I'm sure everyone had a lot of fun taking part. :)
>:{ Make your own damn sandwich!
Will you make me a sammich? :quina:
How do you get averages of 28 and 29 when there's two entries per person and a max of 10 points per entry?
Also, it clearly states in the rules of the OP:
See, this is what happens when you guys come out of the kitchen.Quote:
Originally Posted by THE RULES
Now that I think about it.
This would be between 0-10.Quote:
TOTAL SCORE/NUMBER OF ENTRIES PER TEAM WE HAVE
Don't worry guys, I'll go calculate it.
edit: And now I think about it, an easy solution would be to divide by 3.5, because 3.5 judges gave scores between 1 and 10. But I'll go and check, just to be sure. You know how women are.
edit2: Shiny posted 4 entries, clearly against the rules.
I DEMAND A RECOUNT! :mad2:
I dun how you professors count this but the boys submitted 15 entries and the girls submitted 10 entires. (I did not take into account of Shiny' additonal entries!). And I used the total score(yes that big total score) shown in the first page and divide it by the number of entires! :bigsmile:
See, easy? And the point is that we won and we keep our toliet clean! :bigsmile:
And AK, I give negative scores too you know. :bigsmile:
But...but.....we all agreed on average right people......:mymelsad:Quote:
Originally Posted by THE RULES
The team that got the highest overall score wins!
See, this is what happens when you guys come out of the kitchen.
One (or both) of the numbers was clearly wrong for both parties. Total points/number of entries should give a number below 10 (the maximum point total per entry).
The rules are the rules. If I wasn't allowed to have a mulligan on the mini-golf course when I was 5, then you can't change the rules to this halfway through either!Quote:
But...but.....we all agreed on average right people......:mymelsad:
10 is the max point total from ONE judge.
Actually it should be between -5 and 35. Because each entry can have a lowest possible score of -5 combining all 4 judges. (0 from AK, 0 from monda, 0 from me and -5 from Christmas) and 35 being a perfect score (10 from AK, 10 from monda, 10 from me and 5 from Christmas) :quina:
432 = total score of boys
294 = total score of girls
10 = total entries of girl
15 = total entires of boys
432/15 = 28.8
294/10 = 29.4
See? :bigsmile:
Ya, my favorite qwertysaur got the idea! :bigsmile:
Oh, I should've realized "total points" included the unaveraged points for everything. Duh.
Regardless, it's all moot since it's a well known fact that women can't do math and so those results can just be ignored.
1. The rules stated total score.
2. This average is stupid.
This average is stupid cause it is against you! :kaoangry:
How about we settle this with a final duel between the two Captains!? Since each captain had only submitted one entry. Get them to submit one more entry each and the captain that get the highest score wins automatically!?? :mad2:
FUJI! Chat NOW!
We'll take it like men when you all get back into the kitchen and make us some smurfing sammiches.
Ima poison you!
Knowing you women, if you tried to poison us you'd only end up going all blonde and poisoning your own food too. That or you'd use Talc powder and whilst it doesn't taste too great I am sure last time I checked it's not toxic.
So, can we conclude that the girls are the winners and the boys should really work on their toliet cleaniness and hygiene, especially Blues'! :mymeltitter:
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:kaoclove: PINK NINJAS!!! :kaoclove:
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IT HAD BEEN UPDATED IN THE FIRST POST!!! HURRAY!! WE WON!!! WE WON!!! :kaoclove:
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In recent news, a female historian has found a shocking and immense flaw in the records of the past 100 years. It appears as though the Allies were declared the victors in World War II. In fact, it turns out that the Axis were clear and deserved winners of the war as, on average, Axis soldiers killed more opposing forces than the Allies did.
My entries were submitted based on the original scoring system. If you are going to go by averages, I would not have got involved. With that in mind, feel free to remove my entries from the contest before getting averages involved.
Well done everyone. You've shown that women are better at arts, cooking, writing and all that jazz.
Now go put it to use in the kitchen.
The First EoFF Battle Of The Sexes Showdown! Who is more talented!???
CLOSING SPEECH!!
Anyway, thanks for everyone for supporting and participating in this event. This event was planned last year but I was away and Psychotic didn't do it even though I begged him to before I left. :mymelbert:
As for the winners or losers, hahaha, How about we just take it as a draw? The important thing is everyone had fun and a good laugh! Everyone sure did right? And we get to see eveyone's hidden talents! :bigsmile:
We will most likely have another one of this next year so get your talents all ready by then. And ya, next year we will try to make a final stand whether to go average or total! XD
Thank you everyone for your support especially the judges for the precious time and effort! :bigsmile:
This event is brought to you by the
EVENT COMMITTEE :kaoclove:
ME!!! :kaoclove:
AND WHOEVER THINKS THEY ARE INVOLVED!! :kaoclove:
Stay till for more events everyone!! :kaoclove:
:heart:
:bigsmile: Christmas~~~
Men don't draw or lose, we just win by being awesome and manly! :bigsmile:
game on
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Ode to ShlupQuack
Ode to ShlupQuack, such a beautiful girl
Her dashing looks make me want to hurl
Oh kind ShlupQuack, so friendly and sweet
For spewing raw venom, she cannot be beat
Marvellous ShlupQuack, how young and fair
You do a fine job of dying your grey hair.
Witty ShlupQuack, remember your Sims thread?
Oh that's right, like your brain, it is dead.
Intelligent ShlupQuack, her posts are so smart
About as clever as the average Raistlin fart
So here's to you, you grouchy old hag
I love you even though you're starting to sag.
Victory I believe, there is no come back to the ode to shlupquack!
One, you sound, I will not say. Two, I have nothing left...
Average score is obviously more fair as it requires actual quality rather than just pure quantity. :greenie:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
I'm working on it. Just... just GIMMIE A MINUTE.
You've had 12.
BY A MINUTE I MEAN A COUPLE HOURS. This is unfair. Psy is a cheater. A CHEATER!
TAKE YOUR TIME!! QUALITY COME FIRST!! OUR PRIDE AND DIGNITY DEPENDS ON YOU!!!
AS FOR YOU, SHUT UP AND STOP POSTING UNTIL IT IS TIME TO JUDGE!! YOU ARE INSTILLING MENTAL STRESS AND PRESSURE ON OUR MIGHTY CAPTAIN!!!! :mad2:
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THIS PICTURE SHOULD BE USED ON YOU EVERYTIME YOU POST! :mad2:
Bringing out the old zinger; guys rule and girls drool.
Men are from Mars
Women from Venus
Guys are much better
'Cause we have a penis
But us women can hurt you SO much more ;)
Shlup's been working for hours on this thing, apparently. I can't wait until she's put so much effort into it only to have hers pale in comparison to Psy's 5-10 minutes of work.
Mental images can't be unthought T_T
I would've been done already if Raist didn't make me kill him twice.
It'll be up tomorrow! It's almost done.
How do you know this hurts as bad as you say, are you speaking from experience? ;)
Also, we're men. Physical pain, we thrive on it. We're also cold and callous creatures, capable of inflicting much emotional anguish on you soft womeny types*.
* Not representative of every male, or female for that matter.
Shlup has now had around 13 hours by any reasonable measure of things that this competition should be run on the average number of hours required to make an entry being no more than 4 she's well overdue being disqualified. Man Man it's ok, we love you but you know that sagging problem and the gray hairs.....really have you never considered plastic surgery?
That's the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. You should hear some women whine when they have the smallest of ailments. The incredible amount of: "I'm not feeling well." "I have a headache" "My tummy hurts.".
Some examples why that statement is so wrong:
- It took me three days to see a doctor after I broke my thumb. It didn't bother me that much.
- I've never had any anesthesia at the dentist, even during my root canal.
I challenge you to find any man who can't name two things like that, and challenge you to find one woman who can. And don't name childbirth, because we have to stand 9 months of whining before that happens, not to mention postpartum depression.
That's because you're a woman, AK. Of course you can take pain.
Also root canals, so what? Both my father and I got root canals and he was the only one to complain about his mouth hurting.
A correct answer is something like π2 considering most numbers are asexual and do not care for things like gender. The only exception is 31.8132, which is a drag queen :quina:
Being the qu judge is great, I don't have to take side, I just do what I want! :quina:
I would've just finished it up last night, but the computers are in the same room as the bed and BJ had to get up for work in the morning so... Anyway...
I gotta admit, that's pretty damn awesome.
I'm man enough to admit that they women probably won that one.
I LOVE IT!!!!!! Especially the strawberry fight. Ponty got pwned!
I've both never met, nor seen a picture of Paul in my life. Yet I instinctively realize that he must be the guy with the blond hair and the corny speeches.
Also, who's the weeping sort of fella at the end?
The crying dude is Cid. It's from a music video he made in high school. The audio at the very end is Necronopticous.
Half/most of the good stuff in that video was done by men anyway.
You mean it's good now.
1:46.
Can never be unseen.
:(
That was amazing, I think the girls win that challenge. :quina:
Japanese boy and dancing Proto? argh, my two fatal weaknesses!
:erm: ...Wow, my dancing video made up almost half of that video.
That's not a bad thing.
It fit so well. And I didn't have all that much video to work with. Kyle deleted his. :aimmad:
I can't believe you still used that picture I sent you (after I was just thinking "I'm lucky I avoided being in this crap"). xD I died.
Ok, I have to admit, that was pretty funny, Mandee.
That made no sense at all, but it was amazing. Shlup, I love you.
Shlup, that was so awesome!! :kaoclove: :squeeze:
THE GIRLS WIN!
Hahahahahaha! Shluppi! XD
Never give up! Trust your instincts!
Lol. Shlup, that was awesome.
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I think we already have a clear winner people and so I declare....
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:kaoclove: PINK NINJAS!!! :kaoclove:
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HURRAY!! WE WON!!! WE WON!!! :kaoclove:
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Pink Ninjas 4eva! :plumcheer:
Please marry me!
Now that the girls have conquered, let's post as much cute as we can!
Be right back.
Christmas said if it was averaged out it was even. I didn't actually pay attention. And I do assume she cheated since she referred to the girls' team as "our team." xD
You mean kill me like this?
(P.S. I am the chick in the pink skirt and Raist is Mazus and I killed him and chopped up his body and am putting the parts in my backpack to bring home with me.)
Ok, so I've killed you twice, you killed me twice. We need a tie breaker. You and me, 1v1.
EDIT: "bring home" with you? And where's your home? Oh yeah, MINE, you mooch! :mad2:
EDIT2: hey, is that your horse in the bottom-right of that screenshot? :p
I'm not friended to any house of yours, fatty. My patio house is on Dagger.
And, yes, that's my horse.
Oh, you actually bought the patio? I would happily buy houses from Cattie, but Ice Island is the worst place to have a house, with the sole exception of right next to Brit graveyard. And you're only not co-owned anymore because I had to transfer my houses around to alts to be able to place on Mazus. :p
You did not address my demand for 1v1 battle!
No I didn't buy the house but it's better than having you as my sugar daddy anymore!
I'M A BARD!
I agree that you continually calling me "Daddy" was creepy.
So... what? You're saying I would kick your fatty ass all over Britannia?Quote:
I'M A BARD!
I am saying that a hally mage has a notable advantage over a bard mage, yes. My tactic of hitting you while you're distracted probably wouldn't work very well.
Will you two just get a room already? I think I just got some sexual tension all over me. :|
It's herpes. The guy can practically infect you just by thinking about how awesome you look naked.
:cry:
Raist, post a voice clip of yourself singing this song.
I remember all my life
Rainin' down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man
A face through a window
Cryin' in the night
The night goes into
Mornin', just another day
Happy people pass my way
Lookin' in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me, oh Mandee
Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Mandee
well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
and I need you today. Oh, Mandee!
I'm standing on the edge of time
I've walked away when love was mine
Caught up in a world of uphill climbin'
The tears are in my mind
And nothin' is rhyming, oh Mandee
Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Mandee
well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you today, oh Mandee
Yesterday's a dream
I face the mornin'
Cryin' on a breeze
The pain is callin', oh Mandee
Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Mandee
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you today, oh Mandee
You came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Mandee
You kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you!
See, class, this is called "projecting."
Well I didn't feel any pain at least!
That was.. well, it was pretty cool. I feel left out though :(
It's okay qwerty, we can be left out together :(
I looked at both your profiles for pics and spent time browsing the picture threads, so it's not like I didn't try to include you. It's your own fault!