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Final Fantasy c:
Two for the Lounge, two for Final Fantasy! Anymore?
(Sorry for anyone who saw I had the last post and thought it was an update! But on the plus side I want to start playing and I need this info to do it!)
Man I've missed a lot.
I vote #eoff, he should bring his tag team and their fabulous name to the tag team division.
Another vote for #eoff!
You two are the wοrst help ever: you are supposed to break a tie, not make another one. If only someone strong, brave, and true would come and break us out of this conundrum.
I thought BoB voted for #eoff, doesn't that give us 3 votes?
:elk:Quote:
Originally Posted by Madonna
## VOTE The Lounge.
I'll be damned if I'm allowing this to continue unimpeded!
##VOTE Final Fantasy
My initial vote is indeed for #eoff, not Final Fantasy. That's "if I'm not allowed to vote for my own group" stuff.
Three way tie, huh?
Then I break the tie with Final Fantasy. HURRY! Before somebody else posts.
I vote Lounge, if I can create another tie again. :p
Also I just caught up in this thread and about died on multiple occasions. This is hilarious.
Vote eoff!
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"Hi hi! After our hugely successful turn out at the Screen Name Tournament, I am delighted to announce our newest Superstar, Quin! Quin will be the number one contender for the vacated #eoff title belt."
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"Thanks Loony BoB, it's great to be here you sexy beast! That time I spent locked in your basement with all of that hair you collected from dead women truly was a magical experience!"
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"Yes, well, enough about that. Anyway, the fight to decide who will face Quin begins today! I have a lot of names in mind, and indeed I keep most of you on my mind at all times, but for now, Foa will take on WildRaubtier!"
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I confess, I love foa's badass eyepatch.
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WR likes it slightly less though. In fact, he dislikes it so much that he feels compelled to forcefully slam foa.
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foa's a strong and sassy lassy though, she aint gonna take y'all's jive. I assume this is how they talk in the Carolinas.
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However, the Aussie launches a powerful airborne attack, that heavy frame crushing foa from a great height.
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The match was decided at this moment though, foa tossing Cbc over her head and letting him fall onto the hard concrete below.
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I don't quite know what she's doing here, but it looks decidedly unpleasant.
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So unpleasant that WildRaubtier lets out a yelp and taps out, giving foa the match!
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That's right! The Wonder Square! That show you never watch! They don't even have belts, they just have a tropy, which Hypoallergenic Chie is the current holder.
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He's doing a good job of defending it too, against our new wrestler ToriJ! That's right kids, post in my thread and you, too, can aspire to such dizzying heights!
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And come on, who doesn't love that pink ring?
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ToriJ is from DA STREETZ though and drop kicks HC outside the ring.
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And then he finds a syringe of smurf knows what and injects it into HC. Quite how this is a legal move in a federation for trainee wrestlers I don't know but there we are.
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Whatever it was, it clearly has had a major effect on HC, as he is now very easy to finish off.
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ToriJ claims the trophy... but he's not finished yet.
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"It seems to me that we are wasted on the Wonder Square, HC. Those old timers clogging up the higher divisions need to get out of our way, for the new breed is coming."
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"What say you, HC? Will you join with me and show the world that the times have changed?"
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"YEAAAH YEAAAAH! Awight everyone, it's me, Steve, ain't it? Yeah yeah! With da Pauw 'avin' been injured by da Loony BoB, and I TOLD him, you KNOW I told him 'Pauw you aint no match for da Loony BoB, are you? You should let me fight him, I fought six tigers once so a kiwi aint nuffin is he? hehehe!" but dats not the point. Dan is in da Japan celebrating his tournament win so with dem two gone, oo do you fink dat leaves in charge? Dass right! It's Steve's time now! YEAAAAAAH YEAAAAH!"
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"Anyway da first match we will be 'avin' involves every woman in da General Chat. Dey will fight against each ova to decide oo is going to be me queen aren't dey?"
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"I will also be doing da commentary on dis match, won't I? Yeahhhh yeaaahhhh! Anyway we ave Clo, *~*Celes*~*, Nikki, Pike, Faris and Freya all competin' to be me best bird! Ooh I can't wait!"
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"Anyway da wules are dat it's an elimination match so every bird has to be eliminated to decide who's the slag and who's got swag, hehehe yeah yeah! Anyway pinfall, submission and going over the top rope all count as da elimination. So it's sort of like a mini Royal Rumble, aint it? In me maff!"
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"Anyway da match gets off to a really massive start, don't it? All da girls clearly want to be me bird, which is to be expected of course."
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"As an extwa incentive I told them that the losing birds would ave to eat me poo to gwow big and stwong - sort of like da Popeye wiv da spinach but weally its more like da Poopeye YEAH YEAH hehehehehehe"
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"Yeah yeah! Da Freya 'as been eliminated within a minute! Hehehe dat girl probably ate too much KFC didn't she? Hehhehehe YEAAAAAH YEAAAAH!"
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"Yeaaaaah yeaaaaah! Its a big fackin pile of birds oo all want me to shag dem aint it? Pauw would neva ave dis many birds after him. SHAT AP PAUW AWIGHT JUST SHAT AP. Do a little poo."
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"YEAH YEAH LET ME LIE ON TOP OF YOU AND RUB YA KNEES! And dat is Aulayna eliminated!"
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"Nikki too, she clearly did not want to be me bird enough. Dats awight, dawlin', only da best bird gets to be Steve's missus. Yeah yeah!"
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"Da Aawon Fweed isn't a twue ladies man like me cos he's only got four birds there. I only once managed to get less than five birds on a night and dats the night I went into cardiac arrest isn't it and besides I still shagged like three nurses in da morning anyway so piss off pauw just piss off nah."
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"Da Ashwey has been taken out too. Das right Clo just rub her little ginger head in yer melons before she goes. Mmmmbrrrrrrr!"
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"HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE YEAAAAAH YEAAAAAH DATS WHAT IT TAKES TO BE ME BIRD! Queep."
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"Oh my god you guys heheh you guys she is totally eating her flange aint she? Yeah yeah! I'm feeling odd tingles in me panties aren't I? Yeah yeah just do a little one dawlin', a little slobbery one!"
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"PIKE SLAPS DA CLO! Pike is gonna be me bird! HAHAHAH where is da Huxwey? I need to let him know who da real man is. Well, he pwobably alweady knows it after I shagged his mum too but dere is no harm in telling him some more is dere?"
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"Ere, Pike, why you prayin' dawlin'? Are you prayin' to be able to keep up with me later? Don't worry dawlin', no bird is able to, I'm da best in da business, aren't I? YEAAAAAH YEAAAAAAH! Pike is now my babes, pmsl x"
yes.
Iceglow and Pike Cutest Couple December 2013
dat baby-q
The game doesn't do too well with red hair, huh? You're closer to my real appearance than I really care to admit, though.
And I so WOULD take out a syringe in the middle of a match and conspire against the old guys.
I thought you were a girl, ToriJ...
I've gotta say, you're a total wankstain Paul. But I love you too much. And like I'd ever say the word flange?
Lots of people make that mistake, all the way back to my days as a child when I had long hair. Don't look at me like that, it was the nineties! Long hair on a boy was totally acceptable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
I explained this in my introduction and thought I had male on my profile but I forgot to fill that out entirely. Oops.
I see I'm becoming the person who loses everything :colbert:
That means you want to be my missus? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aulayna
I don't think I've hit rock bottom, yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowThat means you want to be my missus? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aulayna
Oh it's not rock bottom to be my missus... I think that's Cuch's missus.Quote:
Originally Posted by AulaynaI don't think I've hit rock bottom, yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowThat means you want to be my missus? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aulayna
Steve is an up and coming powerhouse in the world of wrestling and is now manager of General Steve. He even has a federation named after him! What other men can say that?
You'd all be very lucky to be Steve's Queen imho.
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
Also :monster: on the jumbotron is great.
Aw, look at you trying.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowOh it's not rock bottom to be my missus... I think that's Cuch's missus.Quote:
Originally Posted by AulaynaI don't think I've hit rock bottom, yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowThat means you want to be my missus? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aulayna
Would it be too much to ask for Iceglow's lines be recorded via Vocaroo and shared?
Excepting that Paul's "impression" of me sounds absolutely nothing like me. Trust me there's no smurfing way in hell I could work in a smurfing call centre with a voice like that. Hell if it was accurate I wouldn't have to deliberately put the tone on when being self deprecating
I dunno. I've heard your voice, and I've heard his impression many, many times...it's pretty spot on.
Tara says the same thing mate, she swears by Paul's impression of you.
It's so dead on. I've often wondered if Iceglow is actually the alter-ego of Psychotic, because sometimes I can't even believe you're real.
Me and Dan once said we have two Steves - the real one and the character we made. It was just a funny way to wind him up by doing dodgy impressions and saying he does ridiculous things like wearing hats made of poo or something. I think he's genuinely only ever said "Yeah yeah" like once or something to tell you the truth. :p
Steve usually takes it in good humour (and is happy to dish out abuse too!) but I think that's easier to do when it's just me and Dan ribbing him rather than the whole forums. I do still love the character of Steve and think our little knee-licking creation is hilarious and the voice is fun to do - and Steve himself loves to do the voice - but if that leads to the real one feeling bad then I can't really justify continuing with it in this thread.
How funny would it be if he did work at a call center with that sort of voice, though?
So, you jerks wanted three different federations? As it happens, the game almost gave you what you wanted. iamagod joins Final Fantasy with a snazzy new outfit and some stat boosts!
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Oh and while I've been trying to keep iamagod's career in line with the events in the main storyline, things have diverged a bit too much so just accept he's in an alternate reality!
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This wonderfully purple woman is Elly.
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Welcome to Final Fantasy indeed! SLAM!
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Oh yeah, and I hope you guys like his new Hulkamania outfit :shobon:
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The match finishes rather quickly, with our boy landing his special, a sitting powerbomb.
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After the bell, trouble starts! Elly begins smacking him in the face! Ahhh! Cheat!
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iamagod is not one to stand for this sort of chicanery, and does what he does best: Stomping on women's heads.
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Quite bloody right too! Cheat! Take that!
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Sam will be pleased... or will she? You see, this match isn't going to happen.
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lonny bob and his new bride want to sign me. Also is it me or how narcissistic is Daniel Towns to make himself both manager and champion? For what it's worth, look, there's two little pictures of me in the corner!
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Old Man Mulley wants four grand for me.
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I get choice over contract terms - the only one I really want is 100% Creative Control. This means no more stupid boob outfits. Not that I mind, but I really like the Hulk Hogan ensemble I have made!
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One match - my career in Final Fantasy certainly lasted long! Oh boy, how exciting to join such a major promotion! How will the fans react to my switch?
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...it's probably just a coincidence.
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WildRaubtier certainly cleans up nice! He's even cut his hair!
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Oh go on then. Incidentally, what a lovely walrus picture :)
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Lonny bob has been busy in the acquisitions market, signing Calliope and now obtaining someone from the Archives. ...wait a minute, is he building up a New Zealand supremacist army?
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I think he's trying to be The Rock and failing spectacularly.
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Another one of lonny bob's acquistions is Hypoallergenic Chie - and I am fighting him in the story's Screen Name Tournament.
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I don't feel particularly intense, I have to admit.
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Oh how embarassing, we wore the same hair to the prom!
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Well, I'll show that hair thief a thing or two!
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"Oh man your butt smells really good! What lotion do you use?"
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Victory in our #eoff debut at a PPV - life is good for our wrestler right now!
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Uh oh, looks like there's in-fighting in the kiwi ranks.
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Agent Proto shows up in a god damn snazzy suit. Seriously. What a badman.
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April 1st...? Wait a minute, this isn't one of those monumental breakdown in staff protocol incidents again is it?
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He initally challenges me to a Hair vs Hair match - for those who don't know, the loser has his head shaved. Now look, no offence Jeff, and I can say this as another person whose wrestler uses the hairstyle "receding" - but iamagod has a hell of a lot more to lose than you.
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I switched it to a minefield match. I do not know what a minefield match is, but it sounds like hilarity will ensue. And someone dying, I hope.
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WHOA. WHOA. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. WHOA. That is Happy Noodle Boy. That racist thug! Look dude I'm not even Asian I'm a guido I'm just really tanned!
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I tell Phil where he can shove it. :)
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I have to wonder if an Asian killed his family while he was a child or something. Dang, yo. That's some hate.
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He then attacks me backstage. Seems to me you're the one who's a long way from home, sunshine.
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Then I caved in his racist skull with a pipe. I enjoyed it a lot. :)
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After about a minute, the game told me I won. I am not sure what I did to win but hopefully I have conquered racism once and for all!
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I should think so too! :colbert:
What the smurf, Phil. If/when Phil recovers, I want him in a lopsided match against every Asian wrestler on every roster. I'm pretty sure they'll all want a piece of him.
KICK RACISM OUT OFFOOTBALLPHIL
Is this where HNB and PG now fight?
Oh, that's actually a great idea. Peeg is in The Lounge, though. I'd have to speak to Murd and see if something can be arranged. I did just buy Calliope off them... maybe they'll have Mr. Racism in return.
Phil Suarez.
But yeah that completely blagged me. Random racism out of nowhere, what the smurf xD It wasn't even a storyline, it was an actual coworker being a racist dick. That is way too heavy for this dorky game to throw out there. "oh yeah, whoop his ass, that'll solve that problem!"
This is what happens when you make my character not tanned enough and give him an atrocious haircut, he starts acting all kinds of cray. I laughed quite heartily though, even when I was being beaten with a pipe.
As an aside, I wasn't aware my character had a championship belt.
That's the tag belt. I think on career mode you never lost it... you racist!
Also honestly the character editor on this isn't great! I do what I can but everyone ends up looking dumb regardless. You'll all see when I release the mod!
Everyone stop calling me racist. I'm not racist, my girlfriend is English.
She's certianly not Asian, though, right Phil!?
I mean, I knew that Australia has a lot of Asian immigrants, but really...
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Hahahaha. Fool's Gold Reunion.
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Phil-gate rumbles on in the EoFF Press as much as it has in this thread!
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And now time for iamagod's Minefield Match with Agent Proto! And I guess that explains what a minefield match is - a ring filled with dynamite. Alright, sounds like a lark. Let's do it!
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Quick draw! Proto's speed can't match iamagod's - as he kneels down to pick up some dynamite, iamagod has already launched a flaming missile at him.
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BOOM! Hahaha!
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This is a lot of fun. It's not really a traditional wreslting match at all but it's a nice change of pace as a one-off.
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Even the ref is joining in!
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Why, it's even fun to nail Proto with this stuff without lighting it! Look at dat ickle face :3
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Oh, oops, looks like I nailed myself with it too! Oh well, I'll probably be oka-
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Oh trout.
Yes, iamagod has just lost an arm, and Agent Proto has just lost a leg (as well as a couple of fingers). You thought wrestling was fake? You thought that it was all staged? Well so did I actually, welp.
Both men lie on the floor, screaming in agony. The ref doesn't seem to care and the clock continues to count down. As the grievously injured wrestlers drag themselves to their feet (well, foot in Proto's case) iamagod realises what he must do.
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Win the god damn match, of course! ONE ARMED TORNADO DDT, WHATTUP PROTO :cool:
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Half my moves don't work anymore, but that's okay, I can still do acrobatic flips onto your face!
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Proto manages to slam me somehow though, fair play really.
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Still, it was only going to end one way - you know what they say about one-legged men in ass kicking contests!
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...does he, though? Does he? Oh well, I guess he must now follow the path of Jaime Lannister, Luke Skywalker and Luke Skywalker's dad.
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...does that mean his leg will regrow in seven weeks, or...?
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Yeah Proto, you big jerk, that was all your fault! :irked:
(fyi on the ads, I can't do much about those at the moment - I do also make fun of BoB, Raistlin, Shorty, Quin and even Ultima Shadow with them so I'm sharing the love around. I just don't want to focus exclusively on him if that's a problem!)
So, uh. Career mode may have hit a bit of a snag. :shobon:
Ha, I love that Proto lost a smurfing leg and he continues to fight, and will be back in the ring in seven weeks. Damn, Proto, you're a BAMF.
Oh my God I
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
"'Tis but a scratch."
"A scratch? Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't!"
LMAO where did that public defender act come from towards me Paul... you missing my loving huh?
Ooooh! Maybe he can get claw arms!
Nice minefield match, #eoff. And all it cost you was an arm and a leg.
Just like learning the finer points of alchemy.Quote:
Originally Posted by ToriJ
Don't worry people. It takes exactly 7 weeks to regrow a new leg.
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Hypoallergenic Chie and ToriJ approach Del Murder, looking for work. "We're The Underrateds" Tori tells Del. "We're the future of EoFF. You need us to liven up your show".
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"Sorry boys, you have a cute act but you just don't have the star power for my show" Del tells them, and the duo don't look best pleased.
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In a universe where his leg was not, in fact, blown off in a senseless minefield match, Agent Proto is having a chat with a mystery man.
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"I find it very un-Ace that foa has been given the title shot. If anyone deserves a title shot, it's me - I came closest in the Screen Name Tournament out of anyone from #eoff, and I nearly won the title from Pantz before Psychotic interrupted."
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"foa, if you have any guts at all, you'll face me tonight with the chance to fight Quin at the Ciddies on the line."
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Well, be careful what you wish for, Proto! Foa doesn't seem to have taken that lightly!
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Wait a minute! The referee - Tigmafuzz - is refusing to count! Is that who Proto was talking to backstage? What manner of bargain has he struck?
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With foa complaining to the ref, Proto strikes back, slamming her hard into the canvas.
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...and uses the opportunity to sniff her special parts, I guess. Proto you pervert!
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foa's all FIRED up now (geddit? :hahaha:) and isn't standing for this, suplexing Proto.
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Now hold on just a second, Tigmafuzz, what are you doing with that steel chair?
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BANG! Right in the face, and foa takes an injury! Looks like this unholy alliance continues!
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Wait! Tigmafuzz has just clocked Proto in the head with the chair too! Fans are wondering just whose side he is on as the match has been abandoned.
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"Proto stupidly thought he could bribe me to help him further his #eoff Title Ambitions. Why would I help him, when he is a rival for what I consider to be rightfully mine?"
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"Loony BoB, look at how easily I've just wiped these two out. If you had any sense at all, you'd put me in that match in the Ciddies!"
He's going to get an answer very soon, because here comes the man himself!
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"Enough! Enough of this infighting and squabbling! Next week we're going to have a ladder match to determine who gets that title shot!"
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"You three, WildRaubtier, and anyone else who fancies a go can sign up and take part, but I want that to be an end to this childish bickering!"
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(He's cool with it!)
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"Yeah yeah shat ap Pauw why are you being public defender? I don't care about being in da wresslin', I AM THE BEST MANAGER EVER."
"The only person I have a problem with is Cuchulainn. He calls me a creep well I'm not the one who does a poo on a shamrock then wears it as a hat, am I? And also he's angry 'cause I shagged his mum, yeah yeah! So I'm going to make him compete in a special match I invented..."
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"THE BRICK MATCH! That's right! There'll be bricks everywhere! BRICKS! Yeah yeah! Oh man what a match, this is going to go down in the history books for sure. Everyone will try to copy this brilliant idea but you must remember who invented it!"
"Oh yeah, and Cuchulainn must fight 2 vs 1. Me lovely new bird Pike's gonna team up with Lone Wolf Leonheart to beat him bloody, yeahhh yeaaaaah!"
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As badass as Cuch is, he knows he can't beat two opponents.
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He does briefly rebel against Steve by refusing to wield a brick and using a rock instead. Quite who left a rock inside a wrestling ring I could not tell you, but it is what it is.
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He does manage to get the odd one or two blows in, but mostly while Lone Wolf Leonheart is trying to pose for the cameras.
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Steve of course, cannot help but wading in once Cuchulainn is weakened, the shorter man striking the Irish wonder in the gut with a brick.
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And here's a lovely screenshot I took of all three of them holding bricks. BRICK MATCH - tell your friends!
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The inevitable happens and Cuch is overcome. If only teabagging was possible in this game.
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Whoa! ToriJ and Hypoallergenic Cactuar launch a brutal attack on Miriel! This must be revenge for Del turning them down!
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Miriel being Miriel though, she does not go down without a fight.
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And Hypo takes a boot to the crown jewels for his troubles too.
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However, as we saw in General Steve, 2 vs 1 usually only ends one way, and the two quickly overwhelm her.
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What a brutal and senseless assault. You imagine Del Murder might have something to say about this!
I can't tell if I'm doing a dropkick or the Super Kick, but either way... I just kicked Miriel!
I always assumed Miriel had better fashion sense than that. The more you know.
And they told Cuch "You can beat the living daylight out of two opponents if you bring a big heavy stone to a fight" but as we all found out, it was a sham rock.
...please let me fight Loony BoB, Psy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Dammit, Tig. You betrayed me! :argh:
DIFFERING PLOT LINES ALTERNATE PLOT LINES MY MIND IS BLOWN
After watching a minefield match, a brick match was not so impressive. Good on Cuchulainn for going down fighting, but he has to get revenge. Sobbing, remorseful revenge.
Del Murder manages a bunch of hooligans who beat up his wife. I am not sure I would want to ever be under his care and protection if he cannot keep his roster in line or wife safe. DUH DUH DUHHHH
The outfits on this game are abysmal too.
And yes, the Brick Match was nowhere near as awesome as Steve had hoped it to be. :shobon:
But then again, how could anyone possibly compete with a Minefield Match? It practically guarantees lost limbs!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I'll repeat what I said on Whatsapp when you put it to me... wth? A brick match?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
:greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Anything with me in it is awesome, as shown by my showboating to the cameras :smug:
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Steve, having seen the attack of ToriJ and HC, decides to avenge his beloved Pauw, and attacks smittenkitten!
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He was also inspired by Proto's jazzy suit!
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RIGHT IN THE CHUFF!
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And then, Steve gets distracted and initiates his salute taunt - remember this? Oh yeah, it's back.
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Danielle uses the salute distraction to slam him into the ground.
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Oh Steve.
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Though I suspect he may actually enjoy having his head rubbed in Danielle's armpit.
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Uh... welp.
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This... oh dear...
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WELL THAT'S THE END OF THAT REVENGE MISSION! :|
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Del Murder takes his anger of Miriel's beating out on Shiny, after ToriJ and HC scarpered after doing so.
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Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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That trophy gets everywhere.
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Can I get a crotch grab?
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Del is victorious, hardly surprising.
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And here come's trouble! HC and ToriJ steam in and start attacking Del!
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Will Shiny just stand there and allow this brutal attack to happen?
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Nope! The Lounge strikes back!
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And a full scale brawl erupts!
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We all fall down.
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"Enough! You two want my attention? You got it."
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"We want a shot at joining The Lounge - you elitists can't keep up and coming talent down forever!"
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"Alright, I'm an elitist but I'm a business man too. You two are not without your talent, so alright, I'll give you your chance to join at The Ciddies..."
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"But there's only one spot... you two think you're underrated, well, okay. You're going to fight each other for the Most Underrated Ciddie, and the winner will get to join the prestigious ranks of The Lounge."
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The battle to fight Quin for Best Chatter at the Ciddies is underway - foa, WildRaubtier, Agent Proto and Tigmafuzz fight it out in a ladder match.
First to climb the ladder and grab the briefcase wins!
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I love Tigmafuzz's face. It's delightful.
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I love everyone's faces actually. Oh, and foa's butt.
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As everyone wails on Proto, Tigmafuzz sneaks the ladder into the centre of the ring.
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Tig climbs to the top, but foa is on the case.
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And he goes tumbling back down to earth with a bump.
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foa is dumped out of the ring unceremoniously.
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Proto tries to climb up the ladder but he, too, is sent sprawling.
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He gets revenge and slings WR to the outside too.
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...he apparently hit the floor really hard.
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foa is slammed through both the table and the television and ends up aggravating the injury Tig gave to her last week.
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Proto takes advantage of the brawl to sneak back into the ring and climb...
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...and he reaches...
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...and conjures a briefcase out of nowhere! Proto is going to the Ciddies!
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As the arrogant heel leader I demand HC lay down for me.
Yeah, don't mess with Danielle. If you thought the Shaunas could be brutal, keep in mind that this Scot is rather, well, insane. Psychopathic. Mad. Sociopathic. Crazy. Coo-coo. Take your pick. Either way, just don't pick a fight with her.
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CONGRATS TO ALL THE SURVIVORS
:minicid: MOST UNDERRATED :minicid:
TORIJ vs HYPOALLERGENIC CHIE
Cage Match, contract in The Lounge at stake
:minicid: BEST CHATTER :minicid:
AGENT PROTO vs QUIN
Singles Match, #eoff World Title at stake
EVERY MATCH FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE AWARD GUY
So kids, this is where you come in! SUGGEST SOME CIDDIES MATCHES! Maybe you'd like to see Cutest Couple with a tag match between BoB/Smitten and Del/Miriel! Maybe you want to see Sexiest Female with all the girls going at it in a big brawl! Feel free to put yourself forward to fight in a match too if you want! Go wild!
I think the LP is going to be winding down soon as the interest is beginning to wane - as is my own, perhaps. I always like to go out with a bang rather than let things drift into inactivity. This is a heads up as this is going to be the last chance to settle some scores - bash their head in or forever hold your peace!
Once the Ciddies PPV is over I will do a bit more iamagod to try to get a resolution (either a title win or death!) before ending things with you-know-what and the release of the mod for you all to play.
Psychotic vs. Del Murder vs. Loony BoB vs. Flying Mullet vs. Cid vs. RSL in a "You're Fired!" Managers Only Royal Rumble.
Four-way tag team match between o_O & Fujiko, Shauna & Mr. Shauna, Denmark & Jinx and Locky & Happy Noodle Boy
iamagod vs. noxious.sunshine vs. LocoColt04 vs. HasteInTime for Best Newbie 2013. In a twist, it could start off as a tag team and the moment one 'team' wins, that team instantly is to carry on the fight against each other.
Dynamite, brick and glass match between Pike & MILF. They'll probably both enjoy it. :stare:
EoFF Couples Boys vs. Girls
All out brawl between all females for Best Female.
Steve vs. The Lovely EoFF Ladies for Sexiest Male.
Staff vs. Staff for the Highwind.
The Empire (staff) vs. The Rebel Alliance (oppressed nerds) because I want to see it happen.
Glad to see that I won the Ladder Match, even though it's clearly a stepladder, btw.
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Hypoallergenic Chie vs ToriJ for the right to fight in The Lounge! ...HC brought a sword.
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I think this is one of my favourite rings - the two fellows of course have to escape the cage to win. Right now they're uh... becoming more acquainted. :erm:
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OH GOD NO IT'S LIKE AERIS DYING ALL OVER AGAIN, I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS :(
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"What are you doing son? Are... are you trying to climb out? Come on."
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Sliced right off the cage!
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HC kicks the sword out of his hand, although it looks like ToriJ's face has seen better days.
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And it can only get better now that HC is smashing it in with a piece of the cage.
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...Jesus Christ, this is worse than the god damn Hall of Mirrors match. What the hell happened to his face?
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ToriJ does his best to fight back, socking HC in the face.
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He then lands a kick in HC's gut, causing him to spit up blood.
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Then, this happened. I really don't know what the smurf. I thought maybe HC had done a poison mist attack perhaps? But I think ToriJ just vomited on him instead? I've never seen this happen before.
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His face goes bright god damn green too. He looks like a smurfing zombie.
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Still, being a puker/zombie isn't holding him back!
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HC slashes him with the sword again. Not only does his face stop being green, it actually looks a damn sight better than it did before. No, I still do not know what the smurf.
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HC takes advantage to make a bid for freedom.
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Tori finishes with a futile drop kick attempt but he's kinda on the wrong side of the cag
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And HC claims the victory and the place in The Lounge!
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Now who do you think this fine fella is?
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Any guesses? He's clearly one creepy dude...!
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That's right! Award Guy's the ref!
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Proto kicks it off with a powerful slam on Quin.
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Quin, who seems to have the same pants as HC (and indeed Nait) uses everyone's typical strategy against Proto, high jump kicks. I don't know what it is about Proto that makes people want to to this, but it never works.
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Yes, you stay there and think about what you've done, Randy "Mulch" Blackburn.
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Bye Quin!
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Well at least he had a soft landing. :shobon:
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Proto puts the hold on Mulch, and it looks like the title is only heading one way.
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And that's all she wrote.
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Proto goes out to celebrate with the uh... crowd. Oh yeah. I hate the crowd in this game so I deleted them. In case you hadn't realised that by now :)
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As he does this, Quin sprints off with a briefcase down the tunnel xD I have no idea why, but I loved it.
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Proto, apparently inspired by DK in his Screen Name Tournament final defeat...
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...puts himself through the announce table....
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...and smurfs up his face in the process. Oh well, nice belt!
Poor Randy Blackburn.
Yeah that's a poison mist spit attack, but I have no idea how to do it or anything, it just happens sometimes.
Did he fix the table!?!?!?!?!?
I GOT STABBED THROUGH THE FRIGGING CROUCH!
Well played.
Probably not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Strangely enough my crotch now hurts.
HC! -shake fist-
Who knew that Proto was such a baller.
This thread is reaction image gold. I mean really.
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No one expects the Pelvic Katana.Quote:
Originally Posted by ToriJ
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:minicid: BEST MAFIA PLAYER :minicid:
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This is one for Arthur Rees whispering the word "jiggler" softly into your ear, who requested seeing Psychotic and DK in action as we've not yet seen Chuckle Nation fight. This is Chuckle Nation vs Roto13 and KaiserDragon. In a broom fight. Yes. Lots of brooms. BECAUSE. :colbert:
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This match is in honour of the mafia game that made Roto13 ragequit EoFF forever. No word of a lie, he lost at mafia and was so pissed off he left the forums for good.
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KaiserDragon, seen here pummeling poor old Psychotic, also was famously defeated in the 9 out of 10 incident in the same mafia game.
Oh, and Dan's doing a nice Hurricanrana I guess. :shobon:
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I love a good dropkick, even when it is on me!
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KaiserDragon takes a...stick...? to the face.
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Dan foolishly gets in the way of the stick swing and is the first person to bleed in this match. Possibly the only one, now that I think about it.
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SERIOUSLY GET OUT OF THE WAY :colbert:
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Things aren't going particularly well for Chuckle Nation...
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Until they come up with the genius idea to pick up KaiserDragon and use him as a weapon, launching him headfirst into Roto13, wiping them both out.
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It's only one way traffic from that point.
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The :colbert: and the Cup!
:minicid: BEST NEWBIE :minicid:
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BoB's idea of a tag match that goes to a singles match was intriguing to me. Sadly iamagod as we know him does not exist in this universe so ToriJ has stepped up to fight again, teaming up with LocoColt04 to take on HasteInTime and noxious.sunshine.
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Oh, and we have not one but two special guest referees! I wanted everyone who posted in the thread to appear in some way, so here we finally have Endless and Værn.
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While the match is going on I hear a crash and a bzzting sound. Wondering wtf, I looked outside and... Værn just crashed through a table and a TV. See, this is why you haven't appeared up until now you sodding attention whore!
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LocoColt, while a very patriotic man, is unafraid to smash a lady in the face.
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Her tag partner grabs a bottle of beer from the outside while this is going on. Such a kind man, that HasteInTime.
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noxy is dumped outside. What a smurfing mess it is. Seriously. Who left all that crap just lying around?
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I sadly couldn't get a screenshot as this happened right after I took the last one but HIT's beer bottle exploded in the right... wasting Værn again.
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AMERICA! smurf YEAH!
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Look Tori I know you had a tiring cage match but stop sleeping underneath ladders. It's bad luck!
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He wakes up just in time to see HasteInTime come blasting down from the turnbuckle onto his face.
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Well see that's what happens when you play silly buggers, boys. :colbert:
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Poor old ToriJ.
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It just isn't his night. Also HasteInTime is a full on Luchadore, I love it.
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HasteInTime picks up the win...
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And now he must face his partner noxious.sunshine as Steve looks on in approval.
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Awww look at that she's hugging him. :)
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And he then just goes and has to take things too far.
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Okay, really you guys.
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And that's more like it!
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And then a fun glitch. Whenever noxy stepped outside the ring, both Endless and Værn would flip their trout and start beating the smurf out of her.
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Seriously I have no idea what the smurf. Whenever she left the ring they'd just go absolutely berserk, and then go back to normal when she got back in the ring.
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HasteInTime is happy to take advantage though!
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The referees aren't done though. Endless has somehow acquired a stick of TNT and just punched HasteInTime wit...h... it... oh... oh dear...
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Welp.
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noxy's quite happy to take advantage!
:minicid: MOST LIKELY TO GET BANNED :minicid:
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This is in response to Shorty's request to see Staff vs Filthy Rebels. So we have Shorty, Del Murder and Mister Adequate fighting Jiro's Secret Club consisting of himself, Calliope and Jinx.
Oh and it's a thumbtack match so there's thumbtacks everywhere. They come in little bags, which is what the grey/brown things lying around everywhere are. Yeah, I dunno.
In addition, it's also a hair vs hair match. So the losers have their heads shaved!
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As you might expect, carnage ensues.
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And being slammed onto thumbtacks, as Calliope just found out, is not particularly pleasant!
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The long awaited Jinx v Shorty showdown is about to begin!
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Jinx runs out the winner!
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And a random explosion for no apparent reason that I can fathom. I've just given up trying to explain half the trout that happens in this game.
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The match ends up breaking down into Boys vs Girls... and the boys are beating the smurf out of the girls. Quick, someone make a thread in Eyes on Each Other about how my wrestling thread is sexist ;)
OOOH EDGY AND CONTROVERSIAL THAT'S ME :cool:
Actually my wrestling is very progressive in that women fight on an equal footing to men and aren't just there for eye candy! Although... quite how any of the deformed mutant female models would count as eye candy anyway I don't know.
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Mister Adequate scores the pin on Calliope!
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Staff win! And the rebels are shamed and shaved! Lookit their cute little shaved heads :love:
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I don't know why they climbed up the turnbuckles to look at Mister Adequate but they did.
:minicid: STAFF HIGHWIND :minicid:
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Our main event at the Ciddies will be a Sixteen wrestler Royal Rumble match to determine who the best staffer is!
Coming soon... ;)
I think our rebel group should be called the Wolverines.
More like the naked mole rats.
I remain undefeated.
Pauw what stats did you even give me? xD
Take that, rebel scum! /smug
Any predictions as to who will win the staff Royal Rumble? I've done the thing, and I know who wins, I just need to jpg and upload the screenshots.
I wouldn't bet against the guy with a hat. Never know when you're going to get Kung Lao'd.
Seems like Mister Adequate is a safe bet for winning it, but I reckon there's a dark horse like Freya or Vivi22 there to steal the show.
foa, because she would win it.
Seconding MILF, to my dismay.
I'll probably look like this guy for the whole rumble.
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:minicid: Staff Highwind :minicid:
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Aulayna is unlucky number 1! Sucks to be her!
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She is quickly followed out by Faris - Ashley vs Ashleigh! Battle of the Editors whose names begin with Ashle! How exciting! ...hey, trying to hype these things isn't easy.
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"Welcome to the Royal Rumble!" roars Aulayna, slamming Faris into the mat.
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"Is that... is that a foot? Did you just kick me? You kicked me, didn't you?"
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And Faris is our first casualty, sent flying over the top rope just as the first minute was up!
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Shiny comes in to replace Faris, as Aulayna holds her trusty dynamite.
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Shiny is greeted with a random knee to the face from Auly.
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And then for no apparent reason, Aulayna goes flying over the top rope after Shiny whipped her.
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Oh well, here comes a massive name in Del Murder! He has drawn entry number 4, the poor sod.
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You may remember he and Shiny faced off relatively recently, and Del is keen to reignite hostilities.
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And there goes Shiny. Damnit, can no-one stay in this ring for longer than a minute? I was grumpy at this point because I thought the Royal Rumble was going to be a bust.
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Here's Locky. Now, the thing you'll note is that she's brought her belt. A number of the staff are champions and they all bring their belts to the ring. My god do they ever love these things. Picking them up, wearing them over their shoulders, putting them around their waists, the works. Why? I have no bloody idea. But I'm just explaining it to you because you're going to see a lot of it over the course of this match!
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Her and Del seem more intent on hugging than fighting though!
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Here's foa, though, and she doesn't abide by this hugging nonsense. And look! More than one wrestler in the ring! I am so happy.
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Locky plays it smart and is happy to watch Del and foa fight it out.
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Foa is victorious! Not a great rumble for Del, fourth in, fourth out.
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Here comes everyone's favourite, Mister Adequate! So far undefeated... but he's entered around the midway point. Is he strong enough to last the distance?
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He greets Locky with that trademark dropkick of his.
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And here comes Freya!
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She gets right to it with Locky, while Huxley would rather use Locky's belt than his own.
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Lonny BoB makes it five, the ring is filling up quite nicely now.
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Oh great, he brought that famous knife of his.
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See what I mean about the belts? It's not even his.
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BoB, having identified foa as a threat, has decided to really focus heavily on her. Wise strategy or foolhardy? BoB is fresh whereas she's been in there for a while now, although Locky's been in the ring for the longest.
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Here comes the Swedish giant in the form of Pantz. Him and Huxley are the two tallest people on staff.
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He makes an immediate impact, sending foa over the top rope!
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But wait, her feet landed on the apron and not the floor! She's okay to continue!
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Or at least, she would be, but Pantz has returned to finish the job, right as Locky sends Freya tumbling! It's all action right now!
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Nice to see Mister Adequate on the receiving end of a drop kick for a change!
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Wham! Rantz slams into Locky, busting her head wide open as she tumbles out of the ring, right as Pike arrives to enter the fray. He's only been in the ring a minute and he's taken out two people already!
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Pike's Royal Rumble was hilariously short. She enters, BoB lifts her up and...
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...out she goes! Thanks for coming :)
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Here comes Psychotic! He will surely be out for revenge on BoB after the Hall of Mirrors match!
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Or not, because Mister Adequate has just dumped him out, face first onto Pike.
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As Psychotic approaches with his chair, the two giants face off. Pantz with his belt, Adequate with BoB's knife!
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In an amazing show of brute power, Pantz picks up his opponent...
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...and dumps him out for his third elimination of the match!
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Psychotic rushes up to the tired Pantz, exhausted from the effort of dumping out such a huge man, and clocking him on the back of the head with his steel chair. Nice fella.
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Shorty gets added into the mix.
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Psychotic greets her the traditional way, while Pantz takes a well-earned breather.
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It doesn't last for long as he is sent over the top rop from long range like Aulayna was. However, unlike Aulayna, he doesn't land on the floor and is able to recover.
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And here comes Shlup!
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She doesn't start off particularly well though, as Psychotic wields everyone's favourite Locky belt.
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She recovers well though, and her and Shorty team up to drop Psychotic face first onto his own steel chair! Ouch! I never much liked my nose being unbroken anyway.
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And here's Raistlin, right as Shlup is sent towards the ropes by Shorty.
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She recovers though - it'd be a shame if Shlup got eliminated before her and Raistlin could get their hands on each other!
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Shorty does, however, bash her with the steel chair, causing an injury!
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Raistlin arrives to find things just how he likes them.
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Pantz goes for number four with a lift on Psychotic, but he doesn't quite throw him far enough to eliminate him.
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And here comes the last entrant, theundeadhero!
With no more entrants to come, that means one of the six people in this screenshot: Pantz, Psychotic, Shorty, Shlup, Raistlin and theundeadhero will win.
WHO WILL IT BE? Pantz has been a monster, throwing people out left, right and centre, but he's also been in the ring the longest and is the most tired of the six. Surely Shlup couldn't go on to win after picking up that nasty injury? Could it be theundeadhero, the freshest... although as Pike found out, that doesn't automatically mean you'll stay for a long time!
WHO WILL IT BE?
Man, Pantz would be a sure fire pick if not for the fact that he must be hella tired by now. I... I think Raistlin is going to win, and I just vomited in my mouth a little writing that :p But wow, nice tight match so far. Easy come, easy go in some cases.
EDIT: mind you it could easily be a Psychotic dupe and he has himself win :monster:
Heh. :smug:
I was clearly just practicing my football dives I learned at the Alex Ferguson school of theatrics in Manchester. He may no longer be a manager but he's ensuring his legacy lives on.
I'm going to be so mad if Raistlin wins.
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theundeadhero climbs into the ring, as it looks like Raistlin has got Pantz in a tricky spot, taunting the big man as he sinks to his knees, exhausted. Shlup takes a quick nap.
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Raist launches Pantz over the ropes and signals that this is the end!
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Drama as Pantz again survives, coming back through and delivering a drop kick to Raistlin!
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However despite this brave resistance Raistlin eventually triumphs, finally sending Pantz to the ground.
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Down to five, then. And Shlup helpfully plunges a knife right into Shorty's crotch. My absolute favourite is Raistlin, peeking out round the corner as if to say "Heh. Yeah. In the babymaker."
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As Raistlin is naturally drawn towards the ladies, Psychotic and theundeadhero square off, with the former delivering a powerful German Suplex to the man once based in Germany. ...that was really tenuous wasn't it?
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Sorry Jiro, no dupe today. As if any more proof were needed that I have no control over what happens, Psychotic is eliminated and has not managed to eliminate any other wrestlers. I suck! Yay!
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Raistlin, delightful as always, shoves BoB's knife up Shlup's butt. Pleasant.
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And then dives on top of theundeadhero who is in turn slamming Shorty.
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The injured Shlup, in one last act of defiance, manages to punch Raistlin.
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But he in turn dumps her over the top rope. Is this finally her time?
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No, it seems! She has more lives than a cat as theundeadhero comes to her rescue and helps her to suplex Raistlin.
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However, she meets her end when Shorty dumps her out and Raistlin celebrates with a Hulk Hogan taunt.
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The two boys (what the hell happened to hero's right arm?) then team up to slam Shorty onto the chair, which you may remember she did to Psychotic earlier. What goes around, Sarah...!
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Raistlin then goes all psycho (seriously, the man is a well of entertainment in this game) and turns on theundeadhero with the knife.
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Shorty recovers and then blasts hero in the head with the chair...
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...and then Raistlin sends him out! Final two as Raistlin and Shorty reignite their rivalry!
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Shorty sure loves that chair, and delivers a swift bop to Raistlin's skull for good measure.
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You can't keep a good creeper down for long, though, and he nails her rear, leering. At some point her glasses got smashed too.
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Raistlin has her over the ropes! Is this the end...?!
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No! Raistlin thinks he's won and turns away, but Shorty is still in there!
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Raistlin notices and steams over, hammering away at her as she throws up her hands to block.
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Incredulously the idiot then pulls her back over the ropes! What is he doing? If he'd carried on hitting her he would've won... will he end up regretting this?
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Shorty means to make it so, brutally stomping on her.
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However Raistlin goes full on Dexter.
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Look at her face. Look at his face. That's why he pulled her back in - so he could beat on her some more, the sicko.
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Eventually, he has enough playing and dumps her out.
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Welp. :shobon:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
DAMN IT TO HELL :aimmad::aimmad::aimmad::aimmad::aimmad::aimmad::aimmad::aimmad::aimmad::aimmad::aimmad:
I'm endlessly entertained by the creative use of the knife, by its victims miraculously getting up and walking after ostensibly being horribly and irreversibly mutilated by it, but most of all by Raist's psycho ^ ―o― ^ mouth.
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That match was hilarious (especially the fact that my character is a creepy sadist full of non-stop entertainment). Truly a glorious moment.
But I will be gracious in my epic victory. Good match, all of my worthy competitors.
(SPOILER)JK AHAHA I RULE YOU ALL SUCK TAKE THAT SHORTY YOU DIRTY HIPPIE HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EYES I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM BLOODY
His face is truly horrifying.
Ahhahaha, I knew Shorty was gonna lose!
Shorty was originally scheduled to win because her beard is manly, but Raistlin used his creative control clause to pick up the win.
Raistlin: There ain't gonna be no rematch.
Now, where can I get this game? o.o
Raistlin genuinely deserved that victory. xD
Can we find a way to swap the game Raisin with the real one? He is so much better.
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ONLY ONE WILL LEAVE
This is it, kids. The end of all things. I'm going to cram as many people as possible into a cage. There won't be much room for them, however, as it will be jam packed with glass panes and dynamite. Oh, and to put the thunder into Thunderdome, the ropes will be electrified. The rules are simple: If you bleed or get knocked unconscious, you lose. The fight will go on until there is only one. That one person will be crowned the Ultimate EoWF Champion.
I have tested this and 16 wrestlers is fine with no lag. I tested 22 and it was laggy as smurf. Therefore we'll stick with 16 for now but I may be able to add one or two more.
So.
SIGN UP!
- Psychotic
- iamagod
- Arthur Rees whispering the word "jiggler" softly into your ear
- ToriJ
- Agent Proto
- Pantz
- Randy "Mulch" Blackburn
- I Took The Red Pill
- Loony BoB
- Jinx
- MJN Seifer
- Jessweeee
- Hypoallergenic Chie
- HNB
- Aulayna
- Lone Wolf Leonheart
- Jiro
And you...? ;)
THE END IS NIGH
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I'm down. I want to dropkick Huxley before this thing ends.
Count me in. HC better sign up too, I will not be denied my vengeance!
Might as well put me in. One dynamite match isn't enough.
It'd be a crime if I didn't participate.
I'm always up for some Thunderdome action. Sign me up, but know that I'll probably half arse it and give up halfway through, like I always do. :p
Put me back into that ring, coach.
I'm game.
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...we're all gonna lose in about the length of time it takes for a stick of dynamite to explode.Quote:
The rules are simple: If you bleed or get knocked unconscious, you lose.
Sign me up!
And me if possible, this has been an awesome thread, it would be fun to be part of it.
Yesss sign me up
I'm in! Ive drank a whole gallon of milk and feel ready for anything!
I've been in enough rounds (and lost) during this game, so I'll pass on this one. Exciting to see who else steps up for the final Thunderdome, though!
My god, he's Kurt Angle!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Chie
I'm calling someone out, look at what this little punk said about me.
Actions have consequences, buddy. Psy, I'm requesting you put him in a ring with me and as many brutal, pain inflicting weapons as possible. Alternatively, if the game has a mud wrestling match then that is acceptable because such irony. Many gay. Wow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Chie
Official request for HNB and HC to be put in a Kissing Contest.
Official Request for that not to happen. Also that I spontaneously get superpowers.
Sign me up, even though I seem to always fail in this.
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This, ladies and gentlemen, is none other than Demon Dude. He is a doctor in this world. Why? I don't know why. I hope never to find out either.
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Just the one, actually. :colbert:
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And this is medical science in action, folks! Yes yes yes! And once we've both had our surgery, I'll invite Proto to compete in a tag match on my team to prove there are no hard feelings.
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Are you serious.
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o_O and sharky won't go easy on you just because you've got one leg, Proto! Why didn't you get the surgery?!
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Oh well, at least you can still throw a punch.
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And put sharky in a submission hold!
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The distraction is all iamagod needs to pull off the win.
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o_O is understandably a bit miffed about losing to an idiot and an amputee.
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That's mean! I'm telling the refe... oh. Oh right.
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Yes, iamagod, man who challenges people to Minefield matches, is certainly afraid to get hardcore.
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As Face is left lying in a combination of his blood, several weapons and the remains of an announcer's table, I hope he thinks about how silly he's been.
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Boy do I ever, Jiro! Let's talk clothes! Eee! :jess:
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Wait a minute :colbert: This is just a sales pitch!
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My rags do not stink!
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iamagod now has to face off against HC in a cage match. Hmmm... just like ToriJ did. HC even brought his sword.
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ToriJ is avenged! I have never seen someone bleed this much.
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As iamagod escapes, I decide enough is enough. I am tired of mixing it with these mid-card bums. I am going to the top. So I hack his popularity to 99 :cool:
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A sad day for wrestling worldwide. :(
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Cid is also on his way out, with black orb taking over the Wonder Square.
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This lovely lady, you may recall, is none other than Genji.
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Now you're talking my language! Yes sir/ma'am I will indeed do this thing!
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Is it the right time to make an FFIX joke?
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IT CHANGED HIS LIFE!
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Yeah I don't think there is much call for daggers. It's not really a very big market, is it?
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Don't cheat yourself, TREAT yourself! The boys in marketing have knocked it out of the park yet again.
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Mind you, Futan doesn't exactly have a way with words either, does he? It's as if having the hell beaten out of you every week somehow impacts on your brain functions. Who knew! :monocle:
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It doesn't go well for Futan, and you all get a sneak preview of the super sweet Thunderdome ring.
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Who cares, I got almost $10 grand :cool:
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Well well well! A new rival emerges!
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Wait a minute :colbert: Are you taking the piss
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Business is not down, you've just broke the bank to sign a superstar you tit.
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Art imitating life. I got a PM from our new overlord telling me he wanted to drop my rep allowance because he couldn't afford it, right after he hires Shauna and Dr Unne. I tell him where to get off.
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You're god damn right.
NEXT TIME ON IAMAGOD'S ADVENTURES: An interfederation match in which the mystery seventh federation is revealed (though if you were paying attention it was revealed in this update too!), iamagod slams for charity, a brave soul dies, and iamagod retires from the ring.
What the hell, man.
I'm 5'8"!
Also, the "Are you serious" caption/image is one of the best things in this thread, if not the best.
Mr. Proto is a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest!
And you're damn right I'm avenged! Take that, HC!
I'll take that last thunderdome spot if it's still open.
I mean
If anyone feels up to the challenge :smug:
Still removed your genitals with a sword.Quote:
Originally Posted by ToriJ
So much for Proto growing that leg back.
Is there a free spot? I wanna be in it :aimsun:
Cannot believe Raistlin won that other round, what an absolute nutter. He was way too excited by that knife.
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Well that’s just lovely isn’t it?
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Oh man, poor Matt. I feel sorry for him so World’s Best Superstar iamagod has challenged him to an electrified match to praise his profile!
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KNEEL before me, Scottish peasant!
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Ow what the smurf why are you stabbing me with my own dagger I thought we were friends
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Mr. Shauna is promptly slammed into the electrified wires and they explode? I don’t even know.
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Either way, the man sure produces a lot of blood.
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A hell of a lot. Is that a Scottish thing, or...?
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Under the watchful eye of bootay.jpg, iamagod claims victory!
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Apart from the Wonder Square, jackass :colbert:
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If you hurt my friends, you hurt my pride! I gotta take a stand I can’t let it slide!
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Former former owner spdude! Feedback Forum! Shock horr….this really wasn’t much of a twist, was it?
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Half of them have come in crippled anyway. I was too lazy to go by all of the representatives one by one so enjoy their health bars.
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You’ll all be pleased to know spdude was the first out, right as iamagod mounts TSOL and introduces him to his lovely red crotch.
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Down to the final three, and I have been dying to show a screenshot of this move forever. The only double team moves I get are the suplex and the frontal slam. I think it’s basically the Dudley Boyz’s 3D.
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Oh, and words cannot express my rage. See, I Took The Red Pill of General Chat is the referee. And oh, look, G13 of General Chat is pinning me despite me having more health than either of them! I pinned him about 5 times with the slowest 3-counts ever. I mean, I could’ve counted to 10. Yet Mr Biased ref goes ONETWOTHREE as if it’s all one word and ARGH :argh:
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And now time for a match made in heaven, I guess.
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Even good causes in Antarctica? I hope so. I like penguins.
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And then the game glitches. See, I think this is meant to be a back and forth between iamagod and his opponent, Mr. Shauna, and instead it’s just iamagod talking to himself.
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Incidentally, maybe this is a technique BoB could use to raise donations for EoFF. Ooh, topical!
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Yeah iamagod, stop talking… to yourself!
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Oh, and yeah, it’s a Hall of Mirrors match! Sucks to be you, Mr. Shauna!
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I don't really get why having two men smash each other through glass panes makes people want to donate to charity but there you are.
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I also don't know why random explosions happen in my matches with Mr. Shauna either. Imagine this on a grand scale and you've got Thunderdome!
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Oh well. I beat the snot out of this man, give me some money.
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Oh Daniel Towns, when will you learn?
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No, no and no. Give me all of your money, those are my own terms thank you sir :)
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General Chat have invaded! It's Goldenboko! Normally I wouldn't lift a finger to stop them but after Red Pill/G13 screwed me I want revenge.
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BLOODY revenge!
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Bloody FLAMING revenge!
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I keep saying this but that is more blood than I have ever seen. Take that, Goldenboko, and may that be a lesson to you!
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...oh. Oh dear. Oops. :shobon: I mean, I know I said that was a lot of blood, but... :erm: And you all thought wrestling was fake!
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Alright, I will fight at the Tribute Show to the man I killed! That'll be appropriate!
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It'll be the last match in my career, perfect.
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All the moves we do are a tribute to Goldenboko, eh? *farts* Seemed appropriate.
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Oh yeah, at one point I hacked in myself a belt because I wanted more exciting storylines about defending it some trout. Nope. Didn't happen.
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I would like to take the opportunity to remind you all that this is the man who literally murdered him.
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I am in a match against an opponent from General Archive... former Administrator and rumoured lover of Del Murder, give it up for Yamaneko! Who is standing on a box. Huh.
Also, it's a First Blood match. Inappropriate, much?
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Oh well, we'll work with what we've got. Yams is dumped out of the ring and lands on a handy crash barrier.
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That was easy! First blood! ...only the ref does not ring the bell.
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This also does not count as First Blood.
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Nor does this.
...also, seriously now. Goldenboko's family are having to watch iamagod brutally beat the trout out of a man with a steel chair a week after he did the same to 'boko. What the smurf. ...hehehe bonk! bonk! What great noises!
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FINALLY. I think I might get another headline telling me I killed Yams too. :shobon:
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My #eoff contract expires and lonny bob offers me $10 a year to continue. smurf off, I'm done. Back to the Wonder Square!
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Where black orb and a random gangsta apparently rule the roost. Huh. Okay. Great. Have fun.
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Seeya!
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That would not end well sir but thank you anyway.
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Ending on Steve, of course. How fitting. :greenie: I originally planned to do a year and the Goldenboko Tribute was just over a year, so I had to finish on that and last a couple of weeks longer.
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A few of the rosters are interesting. #eoff signed a hell of a lot talent, from HC onwards they're all new. General Chat's new star, by the way, is Leeza.
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I also find Feedback Forum interesting in that it only exists because you have to have 9 federations (the other two are "Retired" and "Dead" aka "Facebook" and "Banned" - see Genji and Demon Dude respectively!) and I put their cash down to a negative figure, so it fascinates me how it has expanded and acquired a couple of genuinely big names.
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EMILE HESKEY! :cool:
And that's the end of that! Thunderdome this weekend, thanks for reading. :aimkiss:
I really want to read page 14 so I can see if Raistlin got that boob job.
I like how they kept trying to get rid of you.
Ahahaha you killed Gobo.
Also Pike: they're all natural, baby. http://www.thegamersalliance.net/for...ilies/pimp.gif
Way to just brutally smurfing murder GoBo. Jesus christ.
And he would have got away with it, too, if it wer-- oh, wait, he did get away with it. Nice work! Must be a clause in GB's contract that "death from wrestling is acceptable."
Ahahahahahaha, Emile Heskey.
Can't wait for Thunderdome!
Ahaha that was great.
You always manage the best send-offs for these threads. : ' )
Poor Jiro.
Ahaha, that was amazing. I was so close though :(
I am glad you enjoyed it, folks! Also following a comment outside of this thread, no, I am not talking to myself in this video. :p
Here's one for Jessweee now! Don't click if you haven't watched the video!http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/a...pscd733988.jpg
I watched them crawling around on the glass for about five more minutes and Jessweee fell onto some glass and it sheared her leg clean off!
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It was just these four trying to escape for ages and they couldn't. The other three all have good excuses - they've lost limbs! - but I don't have any idea what Phil is doing xD Also iamagod desperately clutching that trophy, d'awww :love:
Real awesome video with nary a dull moment. Interesting commentary as well, haha. Good job on this thread Psychotic! :kakapo:
I will continue to rep the colbert as no other can :colbert:
NOBODY WINS!
I loved the commentary, the parts of it I could understand anyway.
A lot of people were worried about having to fight Jinx in this Thunderdome, but in the end she was completely...
... 'armless. :monster:
the day i crawled in glass so much my leg got sawed off
One hell of a match if I do say so, thanks for the inclusion. Comentery was fun to listen to as well, I liked how the comentery at the end was basically "Wait, what happened?!"
Anyone in this thread know about The You Testament?
I love you Dan, but your impersonation of me carries too much of your "would wish he could be a brummie" Wolverhampton home tones, you've lost it mate.
well I may have lost the accent but at least I didn't put words in your mouth and tried to quote you verbatim as often as I could. of course at least 30% had to be adlibbed but most of it was direct from Steve quotage!
Oh only 30% really Dan, you disappoint me, I thought you'd have only adlibbed 10% or less!Quote:
Originally Posted by Aaron Freed furiously glaring at your hamburger, desperately screeching 'The meat is tainted!'
Why did it take me so long to check this thread?
What is wrong with me? This is so absolutely beautiful.