Prinny-ssu!

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Originally Posted by Mirage

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Originally Posted by Behold the Void

So, imagine for a moment that you die. Your filthy, sinful soul is sent to the deepest pits of the Netherworld where it is encased in the body of a small blue penguin that will explode whenever thrown. You are then made the slave of a sadistic child-overlord who forces you to cook, clean, and be used as cannon fodder 20 hours a day without pay until you've atoned.

What sins got you there in the first place?

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I'd just wait for someone to summon her and have her level reduced to 1.

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Pfft. Even if she was level one she'd still kick your ass. You're a freakin' prinny! ^_^

Not sharing my exploding penguin :/

God told me once that I could never get into heaven unless baby Jesus broke my kneecaps. I've said some things he felt he could never allow to just slide.

I also used to feed quarters to ducks. If you feed them enough, they sink to the bottom of the lake.

Being "Prideful."

(SPOILER) Is prideful even a word?

Yes, it means arrogant. It is an adjective.

A combination of all the sins has gotten me there, to be honest. I am not a perfect human being and I pretend to be nothing of the sort. There are very few people that I will honestly put above myself, and the rest of the lot I have cast down below me, without a worry or thought or care for.

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Originally Posted by Behold the Void

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Originally Posted by Mirage

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Originally Posted by Behold the Void

So, imagine for a moment that you die. Your filthy, sinful soul is sent to the deepest pits of the Netherworld where it is encased in the body of a small blue penguin that will explode whenever thrown. You are then made the slave of a sadistic child-overlord who forces you to cook, clean, and be used as cannon fodder 20 hours a day without pay until you've atoned.

What sins got you there in the first place?

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I'd just wait for someone to summon her and have her level reduced to 1.

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Pfft. Even if she was level one she'd still kick your ass. You're a freakin' prinny! ^_^

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We'd gang up on her!

constantly waxing poetic about certain a appendage of mine to old ladies on the street

Small children annoy me... I want to attach a few hundred balloons to everyone under 12 and see where they end up.

Considering I'd love to be a Prinny, would someone help me commit mass amounts of sinful acts and then kill me?

Please?
I'll pay you.
Money is no problem where prinny-hood is involved.