have u ever been hit in the bollock by ur belt?

OK, I've actually sat on my sack before. It was a hot summer day and they were hanging low.

No, but I've been hit in the balls by the toilet seat lid/cover/(whatever you english speaking people call it) as it fell down after I took a crap.

:bou::bou::bou::bou:, this thread ruined my turkey sandwich.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

OK, I've actually sat on my sack before. It was a hot summer day and they were hanging low.

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I do not want to know about your sagging bollocks dude!

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Originally Posted by demondude55

:bou::bou::bou::bou:, this thread ruined my turkey sandwich

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That's a funny collective name for them.

:eek:

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Originally Posted by Leeza

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Originally Posted by rubah

I avoid this problem in two manners

1) I generally do not wear belts
2) I do not have testes.

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However, I do feel for you, Cuch. :cat:

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How did I miss this? You made me smile. Ah I'm comforted by the simplest of things. We'd make an awsome couple.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

OK, I've actually sat on my sack before. It was a hot summer day and they were hanging low.

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:onoes:

I've been hit by my belt buckle but not on an everyday basis. Maybe twice in my life. Everything else though has a charted course to the stones. Pets jumping up on my lap, things tossed to me, my girlfriend's limbs while wrestling. Even just a small child running past will throw a tiny fist into my junk. I think maybe my balls were horrible people in a past life. :(

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Being smart isn't really hard work so I'll pass

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No..you're being an arrogant dick. that seems worryingly easy to you too.

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Simmer down naw, you two. This is about the most important thing you guys will ever need to know -- how to avoid getting hit in the balls.

Rule Number One
Don't wear oversized belts.

Rule Number Two
Don't be a man.

Problem solved.

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Originally Posted by Rye

That's why boys should be able to retract their balls inside of them at will, like me. :colbert:

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Where is the do not like button when I need it?!

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Originally Posted by Rye

That's why boys should be able to retract their balls inside of them at will, like me. :colbert:

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:|

Rye for creepiest poster ever?

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Originally Posted by Shiny

Rule Number One
Don't wear oversized belts.

Rule Number Two
Don't be a man.

Problem solved.

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interesting....I think I'll try the second one first.

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Originally Posted by Rye

That's why boys should be able to retract their balls inside of them at will, like me. :colbert:

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The idea of this is utterly horrifying. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

Occasionally I will accidentally sit on those suckers, which is quite an experience. Also, sometimes when I’m trying to give people some room at work, I forget I have balls and end up crunching them into the corner of a table (this happens often so I’m pretty sure I’ve killed my lineage).

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I had a Construction Core class in HS that had these tall stool/chair things to sit on, it never failed that whenever I sat down to quickly I'd sit on my junk. :(

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

OK, I've actually sat on my sack before. It was a hot summer day and they were hanging low.

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:onoes:

I've been hit by my belt buckle but not on an everyday basis. Maybe twice in my life. Everything else though has a charted course to the stones. Pets jumping up on my lap, things tossed to me, my girlfriend's limbs while wrestling. Even just a small child running past will throw a tiny fist into my junk. I think maybe my balls were horrible people in a past life. :(

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I feel your pain sir.


Anyone ever gotten your junk caught in the zipper? it's happened to me twice, once when I was a kid and the again when I was 18. ;~; That :bou::bou::bou::bou: hurts yo.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

I avoid this problem in two manners

1) I am smarter than you

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Ditto

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

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Originally Posted by Shiny

Rule Number One
Don't wear oversized belts.

Rule Number Two
Don't be a man.

Problem solved.

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interesting....I think I'll try the second one first.

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You'll be a better person for it :greenie:

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Originally Posted by UnbreakableWill

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Originally Posted by Rye

That's why boys should be able to retract their balls inside of them at will, like me. :colbert:

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The idea of this is utterly horrifying. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

Occasionally I will accidentally sit on those suckers, which is quite an experience. Also, sometimes when I’m trying to give people some room at work, I forget I have balls and end up crunching them into the corner of a table (this happens often so I’m pretty sure I’ve killed my lineage).

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I had a Construction Core class in HS that had these tall stool/chair things to sit on, it never failed that whenever I sat down to quickly I'd sit on my junk. :(

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

OK, I've actually sat on my sack before. It was a hot summer day and they were hanging low.

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:onoes:

I've been hit by my belt buckle but not on an everyday basis. Maybe twice in my life. Everything else though has a charted course to the stones. Pets jumping up on my lap, things tossed to me, my girlfriend's limbs while wrestling. Even just a small child running past will throw a tiny fist into my junk. I think maybe my balls were horrible people in a past life. :(

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I feel your pain sir.


Anyone ever gotten your junk caught in the zipper? it's happened to me twice, once when I was a kid and the again when I was 18. ;~; That :bou::bou::bou::bou: hurts yo.

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obscure reference: There's something about Mary. "how'd you get the beans above the frank?" :joker: