Halo Reach: Where's me washboard? Have you seen it?

we'll be online soon I guess...

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I quite like Generator Defence (Gametype Network Test 1) because it's pretty damn awesome sort of team objective game. Could be interesting on a big team scale imho. Though theres several things I think need changing:

• Spartans running in to another spartan and hurting themselves/each other. I don't know why this happens but even if explained as their shields interfere with each other I figure that's a crappy mechanism. It must be a bug/glitch.
  
• Damage dealt to the generators as Elites is too low for ranged weapons, melee attacks do far more damage to them than anything else including the rocket launcher and the spartan laser or grenades. I found the chain gun turret is useful if ripped off from Charlie and used to shoot them since damage is worked per bullet on target and the turret has no bloom growth but is "bloomed" already, considering how easily you can chew up a target if you're constantly guaranteed a hit with this gun it seems almost overpowered, though the 200 rounds and the slow carry speed of the gun does help the spartans defend it. However, Dennis and Paul can testify to my chewing my way right through Charlie and then destroying Bravo in short order because they were pushing for Bravo anyway forcing the Spartans to "camp the doors" I just stood back, aimed and let rip for a double splatter kill medal.
  
• Lack of DMR on map when the needle rifle is available. Ok the NR is underpowered imho. However the Spartans should have access to the DMR though spawning with it much like the shotgun, grenade launcher and the energy sword for the elites should be forbidden. As far as I am concerned these guns are all power weapons (with exception to the DMR which is a battle rifle replacement) the shogun spawns are easily superior to the sword spawns for most games and the grenade launcher needs to be removed from the spawns.
  
• The UNSC are trying to hold these generators and the Covenant are trying to destroy them. I feel that the map doesn't adequately reflect this, if I was Covenant general I'd position light weight portable support weapons on the field to provide support fire as the elites approach I would also as a UNSC general put more turrets in the general area of Alpha site and perhaps on the roof of Bravo. These could be countered with the positioning of more purple barricades the covenant seem fond of.

Gentlemen, the Beta ends in two days.

What say we get ourselves banned from it by betrayals and trolling first?

On the last day, maybe. I like this too much to do it with much game time left.

Halo tonight?

Oh haha I totally stopped playing this after Invasion came out and now it comes to an end :shobon:

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Halo tonight?

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When is "tonight?"

He means tonight, the evening of 18/5/2010 approximately 19:00 - 20:00 gmt thats in around 30 - 90 mins time.

OK, thanks for clearing that up.

Actually, I meant in like half an hour or so.

That would go along with the upper end of his estimate.

Oh, right. Anywho, I just checked and there was nobody there.

I will turn my Microsoft Xbox 360 Console Unit on immediately.

I can play around 2:30 PDT or PST whichever it currently is.

Basically in 45 minutes from now, hope you guys are still on.

You don't want to play with us. We are just going on a pure betrayal spree and I am pissing myself with laughter. Invasion, line of spartans shooting at elites on the ground floor, and me and Dennis just charged into them and beat our entire team down without them knowing what the smurf.

Oh, then smurf you guys.

Lighten up, at least it's not you this time :p

Hmph. :colbert:

I love the look of someone getting betrayed by a splaser in the face, standing there when it charges.

Why is that I get more points when I do well and lose than when I do well and rape?

I just finished an Invasion match +16 and ended up with a measly 100~ points overall, but I've done the same thing and lost and gotten like 1500 points.

They give out pity points to bad Halo players. Don't worry, you'll rake in the points with the retail release!

You shut your whore mouth, Paul. :colbert:

You are my favourite person to troll :love:

You actually get more points for getting commendations. Eg if you just got your 50th assist in your Halo career you'll get a commendation and 1,000 more points.

You limey Brit.

Hmmm, that makes sense. I need to get more smurfing medals then.

Well, I just signed on and received a message telling me that if I carry out any more betrayals, I will be banned.

Sounds like a challenge to me!

EDIT: BANNED! :D

BANNED!

:D:D:D

Face sticky's are the best.

I wish I could just run in now and get myself banned straight away. :(

I want to be like a walrus.

You got banned too? Hahahaha Dennis you hero.

I'm merely emulating you.

But you should see how pissed people get when you betray people with a plasma pistol.

I am really bad at Halo. :D

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Well, I just signed on and received a message telling me that if I carry out any more betrayals, I will be banned.

Sounds like a challenge to me!

EDIT: BANNED! :D

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Lol, you cheeky smurfer. I love it.

I got banned earlier too. I done 4 games of Generator Defense on my own and never finished one. Bungie ban hammered me down for it.

It would be cool if you unlocked secret armor for getting banned in the beta. Like legs made of... penises.

That is quite disgusting.

That's a very painful mental picture.

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It would be cool if you unlocked secret armor for getting banned in the beta. Like legs made of... penises.

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You cannot change leg armour unfortunately, However if this armour was actually there, I think myself and Paul would probably wear it on occassion so we could Teabag people.

"on occasion" nothing. 420 wear penis legs everyday.

Um, wtf did you just say?

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"on occasion" nothing. 420 wear penis legs everyday.

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hth

Cheeky smurfer.

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Lol, you cheeky smurfer. I love it.

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The least you could have done is edit my post so that it actually looks like I said that.

We both know you don't have a problem with editing my stuff. :colbert:

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Lol, you cheeky smurfer. I love it.

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Cheeky smurfer.

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Separate posts, dude. :D

4 O'clock.

Time for some..

http://www.chetakcattlefeed.com/full...bag-722527.jpg

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Lol, you cheeky smurfer. I love it.

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Separate posts, dude. :D

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You can't expect me to remember what I post. :zombert:

Wait, so all you guys are banned? Is that permanent?

I'm considering buying ODST. Danielle and I played through Resistance's campaign recently via splitscreen co-op and now I'm keen on finding another FPS game that allows for campaign splitscreen co-op and this seems to tick all the boxes. Question: How long is the campaign compared to, say, Halo 3 or Resistance?

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Wait, so all you guys are banned? Is that permanent?

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It would be pretty smurfing legendary if it turned out to apply to the retail version.

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I'm considering buying ODST. Danielle and I played through Resistance's campaign recently via splitscreen co-op and now I'm keen on finding another FPS game that allows for campaign splitscreen co-op and this seems to tick all the boxes. Question: How long is the campaign compared to, say, Halo 3 or Resistance?

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It's not a terribly long campaign, not as long as Halo 3, but not too short of it. It's definitely worth getting and playing through, I'm sure the price just came down a lot with Reach demo behind us xD

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No, the Beta is over. ;)

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It is extremely short and can be done in four hours.

Damn. Not worth the cash, then. Maybe I'll get that Tom Clancy Vegas 2 thing instead.

The campaign is quite good though, it's a good story and it's pretty fun to play.

Maybe you can pick it up cheap on eBay or something.

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Damn. Not worth the cash, then. Maybe I'll get that Tom Clancy Vegas 2 thing instead.

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BoB I have Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas 2 I'm going to say straight up, average retail price for a new copy of the game will be £19.99 you can generally pick up a copy of ODST (especially in sales at around £20) now on terms of completion times:

On Normal, both Rainbow 6 and ODST last in the region of 5 hours for a single player campaign in terms of the hardest difficulty Rainbow 6 will take a single player 10 - 15 hours. ODST will in the same circumstances take longer because unless you're actually very good at Halo then you'll not get through in less time.

The main advantage of Halo ODST over Rainbow 6 is simple. Multiplayer, Halo has a thriving multiplayer experience. On the other hand, Rainbow 6 used to have a very active multiplayer network but now it is dead. Now I know you're not exactly in to Halo 3 online but there is also firefight, firefight is something worthwhile even for the most relaxed halo player, 4 player party versus endless waves of Covenant forces? Sounds awesome to me. Rainbow 6 is an amazing game, it should definitely be played but the game is short (as are most FPS games)

I'd say the endless replayability of Terrorist Hunts with a friend make Vegas 2 the better buy than ODST; if you're not an avid online gamer that is. Vegas has some fun online modes but Halo obviously trumps it in that field. On the other hand, I always had more fun playing Terrorist Hunts on High Density, Realistic difficulty with a friend than I ever had on any Halo offline campaign, all of which I have personally found to be run-of-the-mill.

IMHO, ITTRP you're simply wrong about terrorist hunt being better than firefight. I play competitive FPS games a lot but mostly I play social games because I just like teaming up with my friends and shooting stuff.

Theres several games BoB ought to consider for co-op experiences and one is not one you'd expect.

Straight off the batt, Gears of War for 3rd person it's amazingly great gameplay, the third installment is on the way, the second and first both rocked and if BoB decided to play online Horde is one of the finest built survival modes in any shooter game.

Secondly comes Halo, Halo was an obvious option for co-op the game is built around it. ODST's firefight is amazing and I can't stress this enough that when it comes to co-op anything that can keep 4 people interested for 4 - 6 hours is a good thing. However, Horde is superior to Firefight because in Horde if you get to level 30 and need a break or someone loses their connection to the game you can restart from level 30 on Firefight it's back to the start.

Third game is the oddball choice. Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 2. The main campaign is single player however you have the special ops which can be 2 player via either split screen or xbl/psn. These missions are similar in structure to the Terrorist hunt missions of Rainbow 6 but come with the highly polished engine of CoD MW2 to support them, they're fast paced or slow crawls depending on how you choose to do them. I prefer these over terrorist hunt especially when you throw it on Veteran difficulty.

Then comes Rainbow 6 Vegas 2, sure the main story is co-op which is props over MW2 and it has snap to cover and pop out shooting but frankly Gears always felt more solid in this (aside from the 3rd person perspective) Terrorist hunt is the weakest of the extra modes imho because it simply isn't as polished as spec ops (some of which are actual levels from the game or from CoD 4 with the objectives changed).

I miss the beta already... What'd everyone think? As a fan of the first two Halo games I enjoyed it.

Remember that Paul is actually very good at Halo and the campaign probably took considerably less time for him than it would for 95% of people.

Just looked on Amazon and there's new copies of ODST from £12 and used from about £9. At that price you can't go wrong even without firefight. With firefight that's an insanely good deal because Steve is not wrong, it is an epic game mode.

What the hell is ITTRP?

EDIT: When talking of suggestions, it should be noted I'm looking for local co-op, not online co-op. Not sure how many games of those you mentioned allow for splitscreen.

EDIT: Ah, GoW2 has splitscreen allowance, neat. :) Maybe I'll get that sometime. Not too bothered about the online multiplayer - the only people I know online that I played with regularly were Dan and Psy, and after a lot of initial awesomeness in Halo 3, in the end they must have had enough of my inadequate skills and spent most of their time killing me for giggles. I got bored of that after a while. :p

I Took The Red Pill is right above him, BoB. ;)

Oh, right. I just call him Red Pill, or Keith. Never seen him called ITTRP before. xD Or if I did, I probably thought something like "What the hell is ITTRP?"

Reach! For the stars! Climb every mountain high and reach! For the stars!

New thread title for September found.

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Oh, right. I just call him Red Pill, or Keith. Never seen him called ITTRP before. xD Or if I did, I probably thought something like "What the hell is ITTRP?"

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Yeah I had no idea either xD Steve is a very strange chap.

Ya'll people just be slow.

I can't wait for the full game out in September. :jess:

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EDIT: When talking of suggestions, it should be noted I'm looking for local co-op, not online co-op. Not sure how many games of those you mentioned allow for splitscreen.

EDIT: Ah, GoW2 has splitscreen allowance, neat. :) Maybe I'll get that sometime. Not too bothered about the online multiplayer - the only people I know online that I played with regularly were Dan and Psy, and after a lot of initial awesomeness in Halo 3, in the end they must have had enough of my inadequate skills and spent most of their time killing me for giggles. I got bored of that after a while. :p

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Well, all of them do. As stated, MW2 only has split screen co-op on the spec ops but is well worth playing. If you're intending to get Gears 2 get Gears 1 first it also does 2 player local co-op and is equally as awesome, second hand in HMV you could find both games for under £20 together.

As for Halo well, I know only too well what happened with you getting betrayed, to be fair it's something we do all the time to each other (we have a policy, if you are betrayed betray them back if you can. If you are betrayed by someone outside the party all internal disputes are forgotten and forgiven and the outsider gets owned by everyone) It's something we've done to Kari more times than enough and to NCG too (caging = the best :bou::bou::bou::bou:!) But firefight is very different because it's co-op status and survival mode style of gameplay theres a limited pool of lives to share out between the group therefore dying is bad enough but betraying someone intentionally is pretty much out of the question because at the end of it the 8th set on easy, it's so difficult to kill enemies, especially after respawning so you need every life saved up for this point in time.

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Oh, right. I just call him Red Pill, or Keith. Never seen him called ITTRP before. xD Or if I did, I probably thought something like "What the hell is ITTRP?"

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I like to be different :)

When referring to Halo, I just meant in deathmatches and stuff. Psy/Jess/Danielle/myself went through the main campaign without issue. :) But as for Dan and Psy, don't worry, I played with them many a time before that so I know how they work... but that doesn't make it less boring for someone like me who lacks the skill to betray back. I kept playing with Danielle/Jess for a little while afterwards but we all moved on to other games and whatnot. Halo 3 was fun, but I'm probably not going to pay for Xbox Live again anytime too soon unless a new and absolutely awesome game comes out that features really good multiplayer action. It's rare I do online gaming, in all honesty.

News out of Comic-con. The most important of which is demonstrated here.

Dear holy smurfing god.

Wait, what am I supposed to watch? D:

The top one, Forge World Vidoc

Do want! I also want Halo with more than 16 players which would be freaking amazing for huge kick ass fights :D

I watched that video and I have to say I was not impressed, several PS3 titles such as Wayne's World 2 and Where's Waldo: Online look far superior and furthermore

(it looks the smurfing BUSINESS)

I'm fully willing to admit I'm more excited about Forge World than anything else.

I have to say my Halo fandom stretches about a mile short of 'hardcore', but watching the Comic Con panel made me pretty excited. Particularly this moment.

YouTube - Halo Reach Panel at Comic-Con 2010 - Part 2

Watch from the beginning of that video up to the end of the presentation (Part 4) for a little more detail into the new forge that the ViDoc might gloss over. Part 1 of the presentation basically talked about the new Firefight, how you can customize the waves and play in matchmaking and stuff, but more importantly now you can play it 'Versus' as an Elite. They also showed off how the Sword has its own unique melee kill animations, and a new vehicle.

Holy Balls. HOLY smurfING BALLS.

I have to say, that looks amazing.

brb pre-ordering Reach.

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Part 1 of the presentation basically talked about the new Firefight, how you can customize the waves and play in matchmaking and stuff, but more importantly now you can play it 'Versus' as an Elite.

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This sounds pretty awesome. I want to make a wave of grunts with energy swords.

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Holy Balls. HOLY smurfING BALLS.

I have to say, that looks amazing.

brb pre-ordering Reach.

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You do realise this is going to lead to an even greater version of The Cage, don't you?

You can't trick me into that again. :colbert:

When it comes to the cage, the only winning move is not to play.

New campaign trailer came up this week, no one posted the link so I will...

Holy mother smurfing :bou::bou::bou::bou: I want to play campaign!

I haven't wanted a game this much... like ever.

With Reach comming and since the beta us Halo nut jobs have really been slipping. We've not gotten together properly for a frag fest since the beta for reach ended. Now, I understand we fell in love with the beta and that Halo 3 is just too uncomplex for us now. However lets get together for a frag fest lets dick people like we never have before and lets do it tomorrow 8/8/10!

I work tomorrow. How about Monday? I have a DMV appointment at 10:45 AM PST, but should be available some time after 12 PM.

Next week I'm back at work so can't sit around playing games all night but we'll see what happens! Still tomorrow who can make it? who can't and who goes in the cage? (SPOILER)personally I vote Kari goes in a cage!

I vote everyone besides me.

This is a call to arms
Gather soldiers
Time to go to war!

This is a battle song
Brothers and sisters
Time to go to war!

With that out the way...

*smashes the glass box and turns the key before hitting the red button making alarms sound throughout the forums*

OK soldiers the UNSC demands our presence! This very night we will enter battle and we will emerge VICTORIOUS!!!! So grab your Battle Rifle, Choose your Helmet and Lets kick some ass!

XBL party will be forming soon, anyone who wants to get involved is welcome!

Goddammit, that was 9 hours ago.

God damn you, you missed some intense halo action. There was some Swat going on between me and Psy (was good fun, we had some good games and some close calls lets just say, one team of 3 got lucky against us 2 alone) then we did Action Sack with JKTrix and DK (Big Team seems full of entire teams of generals and second accounts right now, it's really not so much fun when the enemy team consists of 6 or 7 generals/second accounts in a single party!) Then as I got a message requesting access to the party by a random nub well, we invited them in to the cage! I have to say, Latex Sniper (he had a load of kisses in that name too weird choice of name, frankly absurd lol makes me think of a condom sniping) took the cage like a pro, hell he even sung a song for us on microphone to get out of the cage! We then put some other random people in the cage, one swedish guy took it well he, didn't have a mic but we sang abba to him anyway as we cage slaughtered him. To cap it all off we had some great times putting 4 or 5 spawn points in a cage, everyone goes in and no one is allowed to shoot the beatdown king will reign supreme! Followed by general smurfery as we all just ran around with weapons shooting each other in the face a lot. I love how JKTrix is normally such a gent but we corrupted him with several hours of cage antics.

link to carnage report

As for Psy's brown team kill count (we all began on pink) well as usual Psy being lord of the cage, he decided to be a coward and instead of facing people on the ground he used monitor mode to smash us all around with a wraith. I believe DK put it best....Psychotic has become MILF in every single beardy way including the enjoyment of being anally penetrated :bigsmile:

You're right, Steve, I am just not good enough to beat you at Halo without being in the Monitor form.

But I am awesome at getting no scopes with fire bombs, aren't I?

Psy you know and I know in a one on one you still win against me, but when it's me, DK and Trix versus you, you can't win without the monitor mode.

You know what? I'll take that challenge. 3 vs 1 regular game. Bring it.

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wat :confused:

When you get a kill without using a scope - which means you are very good at Halo - you have to yell "NO SCOPE!" and I got several kills on Steve with fire bombs without using a scope. So I p. much pwned that nub.

So one of my friends won the Halo Reach Legendary Edition at the promotional event Gamestop was having a few nights ago. Pretty lucky. Too bad they don't have those in Canada :C

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When you get a kill without using a scope - which means you are very good at Halo - you have to yell "NO SCOPE!" and I got several kills on Steve with fire bombs without using a scope. So I p. much pwned that nub.

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I feel like I'm missing out on some joke...

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As for Psy's brown team kill count (we all began on pink) well as usual Psy being lord of the cage, he decided to be a coward and instead of facing people on the ground he used monitor mode to smash us all around with a wraith. I believe DK put it best....Psychotic has become MILF in every single beardy way including the enjoyment of being anally penetrated :bigsmile:

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Paul can talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about me. He is better at Halo than I am and there's no way around that. Dan should't talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about me until he beats our ridiculous firefight score, but he's that funny with his little brummie accent that I allow it. YOU, good sir, can't talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about me until you can get to rank 10 snipers without needing three people to help you. :colbert:

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Paul can talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about me. He is better at Halo than I am and there's no way around that. Dan should't talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about me until he beats our ridiculous firefight score, but he's that funny with his little brummie accent that I allow it. YOU, good sir, can't talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about me until you can get to rank 10 snipers without needing three people to help you. :colbert:

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You sir need to keep quiet the UNSC doesn't tolerate your cowardice :P

As for getting to 10 skill in snipers without people helping? I didn't need the help I could've gotten there, in theory I'd have gotten easier games without you there due to the way matchmaking works. I merely prefer playing Halo with friends, I don't want to team up with the usual kind of idiots you find in ranked, I generally then want to betray them. I got Halo with the intention of playing it with my friends, I made you play with me because I would rather team with you than with randoms. I will talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about you all I like because you still suck more than me at MW2 ;)

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I will talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about you all I like because you still suck more than me at MW2 ;)

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your mw2 k/d is atrocious

Steve, if you hadn't tried to accuse me of being Huxley I would've had your back here. As it stands, you know the price of betraying me so here it comes, the e-bagging:

It would've taken you about 10 years (no exaggeration) to get to 10 if it wasn't for me single-handedly winning every smurfing game in Team Snipers. :colbert:

and don't you dare dispute that because I will post links showing game after game of me being MVP and you coming bottom of our team if I have to so help me god. :doublecolbert:

Haha, I want to play snipers with you guys. :greenie:

Oh, BURN!

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Dan should't talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about me until he beats our ridiculous firefight score,

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Your one and only halo achievement means nothing when your medals chest is worse than Steve's, come back and try again when you can go past a running riot :kiss:

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Dan should't talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about me until he beats our ridiculous firefight score,

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Your one and only halo achievement means nothing when your medals chest is worse than Steve's, come back and try again when you can go past a running riot :kiss:

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Dan you beautiful beautiful man!

Psy, I would've done it eventually I never said I'd do it quickly. As it is I would have gotten very bored and swapped to swat before long or even have gone back to lone wolves if you hadn't decided to play ranked with me. (Lone wolves I was a 7 or 8 in to be fair so could've done it) and don't dispute I am pretty good at swat, we've seen that countless times sure I get crap rounds but some of my rounds are awesome and normally I'm quite middle of the field at worst. We chose ranked snipers because your swat skill rank was far higher than mine and snipers was chosen because it was pretty much the only playlist we both had 0 exp in.

Edit to be clear: I never called you Huxley...that was Dan and I just repeated it for the benefit of everyone who was too busy with their cowardice (which the UNSC doesn't tolerate btw you're all so going in a mother smurfing cage) to hear for themselves

You jelly, Dan? :cool:

Rented ODST yesterday. Beat the campaign in one sitting and got 495/1000. Still need to play a LOT of Firefight for the other achievements so if anyone's interested then I'm up for it, yeah.

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don't dispute I am pretty good at swat, we've seen that countless times sure I get crap rounds but some of my rounds are awesome and normally I'm quite middle of the field at worst.

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I'm carrying you through SWAT too and you know it :colbert: :love:

as for firefight, I dunno, I don't think anyone here really plays it. There was some plan to get the Vidmaster achievement (Endure?) on it but it never really materialised. We should probably do that before Reach.

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You jelly, Dan? :cool:

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yes I am very jealous of your ability to score points against CPU opponents while you're being carried by Paul and Steve, you are clearly the best halo player on EoFF

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as for firefight, I dunno, I don't think anyone here really plays it. There was some plan to get the Vidmaster achievement (Endure?) on it but it never really materialised. We should probably do that before Reach.

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Yes, please. I still need it. I think....

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as for firefight, I dunno, I don't think anyone here really plays it. There was some plan to get the Vidmaster achievement (Endure?) on it but it never really materialised. We should probably do that before Reach.

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Yes, please. I still need it. I think....

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We need a 4th and should probably just abuse the elevator attention trick on the Oni building level.

Edit: Psy you know I don't need carrying in swat the fact is we're not even playing swat for rank we're playing it because Swat is a bad ass mother smurfing game mode and we're just forced to play ranked for it because they're gay and won't give us social swat games.

Yeah elevator trick is definitely the way to go.

Yeah, you guys told me about that before when we were going to do it the first time around. It sounds dope.

Well if we can get a 4th person and if you're available from around 20:00 GMT (uk time) we could do this on friday if people are in for some fun.

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You jelly, Dan? :cool:

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yes I am very jealous of your ability to score points against CPU opponents while you're being carried by Paul and Steve, you are clearly the best halo player on EoFF

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I knew you were. :)

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Well if we can get a 4th person and if you're available from around 20:00 GMT (uk time) we could do this on friday if people are in for some fun.

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I won't be available until about 17:30 PDT. =\

I'd totally hit up Firefight with you lot, but my NAT type being as it is...

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Well if we can get a 4th person and if you're available from around 20:00 GMT (uk time) we could do this on friday if people are in for some fun.

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I won't be available until about 17:30 PDT. =\

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well thats well and good but what time is that in imperial? :P

Hey, you gave me your timezone to work with, figure it out. :colbert:

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Hey, you gave me your timezone to work with, figure it out. :colbert:

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Because he lives in the freaking GMT +0 time. Easiest time there is. The time against which all is measured.

You live in what? Some kind of American time?

PDT = Pacific Douche Time?

I mean c'mon, not everyone lives in the US.

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Hey, you gave me your timezone to work with, figure it out. :colbert:

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Because he lives in the freaking GMT +0 time. Easiest time there is. The time against which all is measured.

You live in what? Some kind of American time?

PDT = Pacific Douche Time?

I mean c'mon, not everyone lives in the US.

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hahahah I love it.

I think Julian lives in San Diego, and they're 8 hours behind us, so that's 1:30 AM.

Dan said he'd play.

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Because he lives in the freaking GMT +0 time. Easiest time there is. The time against which all is measured.

You live in what? Some kind of American time?

PDT = Pacific Douche Time?

I mean c'mon, not everyone lives in the US.

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ahahahaah learned, that was like De Jong kicking the everloving :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of Landon Donovan in my mind.

Lazy pricks.

You got properly learned by AK, dude. I think you need a Halo grudge match.

If AK won't play, I'll stand in for him. I know this great Foundry variant we can play it on!

No smurfing cage! :doublecolbert:

Today I can play.

You guys should live in better timezones.

Guys! Which of you have pre-ordered Reach? I did. /smug

no I don't think I'm getting Reach, Halo is not a very good game.

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Shut up, Paul.

Make me.

Oh that's right, the last time you tried you died 700 times and couldn't kill me once in 3 hours :smug:

Only because you can't fight fair, you limey Brit.

Fighting fair gets you killed.

who wants to fight fair when you have tears to enjoy? :monster:

Pre-ordered my Reach. Apparently this means I will get a RECON HELMET!!!! BONUS!!!!! aka the ugliest smurfing helmet ever. Except for maybe EVA.

Preordered.

Yay! I love you guys. :love:

When does it ship for you lot?

Next day shipping for me would have been six full pounds so I told them to smurf off and got free shipping. They'll mail it on Monday I guess, it'll arrive sometime during the week.

I have it pre-ordered at work, I get it on day of release and will have the money for it too :D

I'm guaranteed to have it by the release date, which means I'll probably get in the mail like a day or two before. :cool:

One of the maps it ships with is called The Cage.

Bungie stole our smurfing idea :colbert:

also YouTube - Halo: Reach - Deliver Hope enjoy your pretentious yet kinda badass trailer that has smurf all to do with the actual game.

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Well if we can get a 4th person and if you're available from around 20:00 GMT (uk time) we could do this on friday if people are in for some fun.

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I won't be available until about 17:30 PDT. =\

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well thats well and good but what time is that in imperial? :P

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Ahahaha smurfing yes!

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One of the maps it ships with is called The Cage.

Bungie stole our smurfing idea :colbert:

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Let's sue them, give passionate stories about our trauma, behave sad and angry in court and settle the first chance we get for big buckets o' money.

America...

..Oh wait, I don't live there.

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One of the maps it ships with is called The Cage.

Bungie stole our smurfing idea :colbert:

also YouTube - Halo: Reach - Deliver Hope enjoy your pretentious yet kinda badass trailer that has smurf all to do with the actual game.

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Actually, it has everything to do with the actual game. It's when Kat loses her arm and the original Noble Six dies. It takes place shortly before the campaign begins.

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One of the maps it ships with is called The Cage.

Bungie stole our smurfing idea :colbert:

also YouTube - Halo: Reach - Deliver Hope enjoy your pretentious yet kinda badass trailer that has smurf all to do with the actual game.

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Actually, it has everything to do with the actual game. It's when Kat loses her arm and the original Noble Six dies. It takes place shortly before the campaign begins.

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It's also the closest I think we're getting to a fully live action trailer for Reach which sucks because the ODST one was absoloutely badass!

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I smurfing loved it.

Ok we need to get that achievement from ODST done before the 14th, I could probably have done it last night thinking on it but meh, remembered too late. Lets get dates and times for 4 we know it will involve me and Psy, 2 more to party up and firefight like mother smurfing bitches?

If I'm free, why not?

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Don't give me any of that, Zach. :colbert:

What about Friday? I should be home by 9PM GMT. If not, I have Monday off for Labor Day and will be free all day.

Friday might just be do able and thankyou for using imperial time measures :D

You're welcome, pricks. :colbert:

Who's going to mass-betray and get booted from their first ever game in Halo Reach? I am.

Oh no we'll never boot you, we will however betray the crap out of you it's tradition we haze you to make you stronger ;)

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Already got banned from the Beta for doing just that. :shobon:

aye being banned from the beta was smurfing hillarious :D

I played the Reach beta...it buggered up my H3 gaming A LOT. I couldn't snipe or 4-shot anyone for the life of me. I'll be buying Reach (eventually. I have more important games to buy ie: AC:Brotherhood) but it will be VERY rare if I'm ever on the Reach multiplayer. Too CoD'y for my liking.

Just dreamed I was sent the game early and I customised my spartan to have a pink elephant shaped helmet and trapped Elites in the Cage on Forge Firefight. And it was the best.

smurf Bungie for not having either of those two features in the game.

xD Lay off the drugs, Paul.

I have Reach preordered as of today, which means I get it tomorrow. However my local video store was already renting copies of it out. Somebody broke the law~~ Didn't bother getting it, I'm in no rush. My gf has killer internet so MAYBE JUST MAYBE I can team up with Paul instead of getting tea bagged by him some day soon.

Dakoda, my good man, you fail to realise that I am indiscriminate with my baggings. Friend or foe, team mate or enemy, red or blue, it matters not. If you're dead, welcome to my balls.

What about purple?

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Dakoda, my good man, you fail to realise that I am indiscriminate with my baggings. Friend or foe, team mate or enemy, red or blue, it matters not. If you're dead, welcome to my balls.

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That's an exception I'm willing to make. Unless they're French. Or a General. Or an Elite. Or...actually you know what, yeah, purple guys too.

:bou::bou::bou::bou: boys, it don't matter what colour your skin is or what race you wanna call yourself you're still getting introduced to the ball sack feast! If you're truly blessed you'll get to retaliate by actually bagging Paul irl.

Could've hung out at work and got paid for it and got my copy tonight however. I work at 9am tomorrow and decided I would rather get some rest in before my day at work and then get it tomorrow and play all night through to weds night :D

Who amongst you is getting the Legendary Edition? Who amongst you is all that is man?

I would have got legendary if I had my own place still but as it is austerity measures means I got normal edition was stacking them today for the midnight opening behind our tills. It was sexual.

Also thankyou Paul for the lovely orgasm you gave me when you told me Bungie is finally fulfilling my wettest of wet dreams and granting me a big team SWAT battle :D

I think the better question is, who amongst you actually has the money to get it?

Either way, the answer is not me.

An even better one is: Who is sad enough to want a smurfing plastic statue of a bunch of failure spartans?

Heh... heh heh... :(

I've been meditating hard on this, I've seen wise men and shamans alike. "Should I get the Legendary Edition?" I ask them. All the answers are the same: "A statue would be cool but will that really leave the ladies moist and wanting?"

Spartans I want statues from:

- Master Chief
- Linda
- Kelly
- Fred

Spartans I do NOT want statues from:

- MIA (KIA) spartans (which include Noble team, freaking nobody team that dies somewhere on reach, big whoop)

Spartans I want statues from:

- Iceglow

Statues I want:
-Psy's cock


...what?

Statues I want:

- This

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Statues I want:
-Psy's cock


...what?

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Statues I want:

- This

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Guys Reach is pretty sweet. JETPACKS smurf yes. You have no idea how fun they are. I was like "hey brutes you shouldn't be here so weeeee *jetpacks* *BLAM BLAM BLAM*"

The other spartans are pretty kickass btw. There's this guy with A SKULL ON HIS HELMET AND HE HAS A MACHETE. There's also this guy with a tattoo and the captain guy is badass in his own way. Plus brutish black guy.

Oh yeah multiplayer looks set to be awesome with all the abilities. Active camo is brilliant -- you are completely invisible if you don't move. Perfect for camping snipers. There's also a decoy/hologram ability, which makes a hologram (whoa no way) run to where you direct it (just a straight line) to distract the enemy. Brilliant when used in conjunction with another person camp sniping. OH MAN :bigsmile:

Some of the weapons are balls now though. And brutes shouldn't be there. Nor should the damn engineers. Or um, buggers. Yeah. All those guys shouldn't be at Reach.

Serious smurfing hell, I hate the other spartans. I can't believe the driving AI is actually worse than halo 3.. heck, worse than halo 2. And it only beats halo 1 by a small factor due to the fact that back then other marines made a habit of driving into a ravine.

In one driving stage I had to get out 4 times to drive the warthog a few yards so the bitch could start driving again. You can't believe how satisfying hitting or shooting her in the back was.

Not had any problems with stupid AI in the campaign (completed the game solo on normal after my connection lagged so hard I got dumped out of campaign with Paul and Dan lol) At least nothing like the Arbiter kicking a crate in to my face which is what happened on Halo 3. Biggest gripe was the marine shooting the missile hog (which we only get to use in one level boo :( that was like awesome) shooting a rock point blank and killing me and the one time Jun actually sniped me as he sniped covies outside swordbase, then again she sniped me just as I failed to get an assasination takedown on a brute.

I really enjoyed the campaign on this one, certainly the looks of the characters and the voice acting (even though the cast list for ODST was better) seemed to be the best in any halo game so far. Though Bungie said in interviews they know players don't like to go back over previous territories again there was a fair amount of backtracking. Personally though I know I'm likely to do it or at least attempt it I don't fancy the final levels on legendary solo, they're going to prove a bitch lol especially when checkpoints seem quite few and far between.

Campaign is unbelievably :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Gameplay, story and music. Don't get me wrong, we all know Halo games have the worst stories in video games, but the other two are usually sound. The absolute worst was the space battle. The music was generic mild outer space :bou::bou::bou::bou:. What the smurf. Perfect moment for the Halo theme. Still, the one good thing was the Elites, great AI. And armour abilities in general.

Multi, on the whole, is pretty smurfing fantastic. Few :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty maps and gametypes here and there but it is to be expected. Me and Dan have had some epic adventures, along with a JKTrix cameo, screenshots probably to come. Hologram is the best. The best.

Are you smurfing kidding me? Good AI? Are you retarded? (not insulting you, but the game)

I was doing the fourth mission (after nightfall) on legendary just now, and the first thing I do is take a car, drive away from that little bitch kate and just solo it one bit at a time, driving and shooting.

Now here it comes, I come to a part where there are UNSC soldiers, one runs up to me from 200 m away...

...he gets in the car AND DRIVES OFF A CLIFF.

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Dennis, I said the Elites have good AI.

The humans are pretty :bou::bou::bou::bou:, yeah.

Oh yeah, especially the silver ones. Legendary with invisible silver elites carrying snipers... you aint getting past them.

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Campaign is unbelievably :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Gameplay, story and music. Don't get me wrong, we all know Halo games have the worst stories in video games, but the other two are usually sound. The absolute worst was the space battle. The music was generic mild outer space :bou::bou::bou::bou:. What the smurf. Perfect moment for the Halo theme. Still, the one good thing was the Elites, great AI. And armour abilities in general.

Multi, on the whole, is pretty smurfing fantastic. Few :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty maps and gametypes here and there but it is to be expected. Me and Dan have had some epic adventures, along with a JKTrix cameo, screenshots probably to come. Hologram is the best. The best.

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Can endorse every sentiment in this post wholeheartedly, especially about the music, like he said you expect some parts of a Halo game to be utter :bou::bou::bou::bou:e but their soundtracks are usually great. This one was absolutely terrible apart from two nice songs.

Does anyone know how to get campaign footage edited and send to people? I really need to show people a few AI epic fails.

Oh, nice glitch btw. I'm driving on the back of a scooter while the AI is driving at 1/4 it's speed, somehow we don't die but ride the ramp waaay too slow, and the car just gets a glitch boost shooting me across the map. :p

I tend to rate Halo's campaigns better than Paul does, by some length at that. And I'm a shameless Halo fanboy, so.

The campaign is awful. It is by far the worst campaign in any Halo game. AI has nothing to do with it for me, I've not encountered anything to complain about; it's just bad. Lacking atmosphere, lacking tension, lacking any sense of scale, importance, or drama. Say what you will about the story, but the other Halo games at least had a sense of epicness and usually some measure of wonder. Combat Evolved sure as hell did. Reach sure as hell doesn't. I cared more about the disembodied voice of Echo 419 in CE than I did about any actual character in Reach. They are all bland, boring stereotypes who I don't give two :bou::bou::bou::bou:s about (Jorge is the exception, he was actually likable and approached something in the same ballpark as interesting). "But Huxley", you might be saying, "that's not really a big deal, I never gave two :bou::bou::bou::bou:s about anyone in Halo!" If that's you then fair enough, but I'm just making the point that I did, but I don't in Reach, except for a couple of cameos towards the end, where I only cared because other games had established it.

ODST worked with much less and provided something I liked much more; Halo 3 was a weird mish-mash which they clearly needed to double in size in order to do what they wanted, but I liked it more. Halo 2 was marred by technical shortcomings and the decision to have boss battles, but I liked it considerably more. Halo CE though. Oh man, that game sold me an XBox and I never regretted it. I don't even see how they could be part of the same series.

I'll write a more sensible, less rant-oriented opinion sometimes, I expect, but I've been building up pressure that I couldn't relieve by complaining on my favorite Internet forum so it all had to come out now :shobon:

However - HOWEVER! - Multiplayer is glorious. Absolutely sublime.

Daily Challenge today: Get 150 kills in matchmaking. Just got 49 in one match, +33 :shobon:

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I tend to rate Halo's campaigns better than Paul does, by some length at that. And I'm a shameless Halo fanboy, so.

The campaign is awful. It is by far the worst campaign in any Halo game. AI has nothing to do with it for me, I've not encountered anything to complain about; it's just bad. Lacking atmosphere, lacking tension, lacking any sense of scale, importance, or drama. Say what you will about the story, but the other Halo games at least had a sense of epicness and usually some measure of wonder. Combat Evolved sure as hell did. Reach sure as hell doesn't. I cared more about the disembodied voice of Echo 419 in CE than I did about any actual character in Reach. They are all bland, boring stereotypes who I don't give two :bou::bou::bou::bou:s about (Jorge is the exception, he was actually likable and approached something in the same ballpark as interesting). "But Huxley", you might be saying, "that's not really a big deal, I never gave two :bou::bou::bou::bou:s about anyone in Halo!" If that's you then fair enough, but I'm just making the point that I did, but I don't in Reach, except for a couple of cameos towards the end, where I only cared because other games had established it.

ODST worked with much less and provided something I liked much more; Halo 3 was a weird mish-mash which they clearly needed to double in size in order to do what they wanted, but I liked it more. Halo 2 was marred by technical shortcomings and the decision to have boss battles, but I liked it considerably more. Halo CE though. Oh man, that game sold me an XBox and I never regretted it. I don't even see how they could be part of the same series.

I'll write a more sensible, less rant-oriented opinion sometimes, I expect, but I've been building up pressure that I couldn't relieve by complaining on my favorite Internet forum so it all had to come out now :shobon:

However - HOWEVER! - Multiplayer is glorious. Absolutely sublime.

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I'm gonna agree on that, Echo-419's death had a huge impact on me back then, the first time I played it. Here someone dies and you just shrug it off saying: "Meh, I hated them anyway."

Btw, final mission, can anyone say Final Fantasy: Crisis Core ending ripoff?

Although that ending actually had emotion in it.

Completed all the daily challenges today. Apparently playing the meta game or something screws with the "This is How We Do It" weekly challenge because despite having received the achievement for completing my Solo Legendary run, I'm short on levels completed for that one. I'm certainly enjoying the matchmaking, although I'm quite a bit out of practice. My K/D is positive at least, although just barely. Every good game I have seems to get all but negated because I play miserably the next. I think having consistently good teammates might help, since I find myself still losing the match even when I do well (going +10 in team slayer and losing is smurfing obnoxious).

I guess I'm perhaps one of the few people who didn't dislike the campaign. Certainly your ally AI is pretty smurfing awful, but that's always been the case, and I don't count on the AI to do much of anything anyway. I never really had the AI give me much trouble throughout my play.

I'll agree that the story was pretty disappointing. Like Huxley, I've actually enjoyed the main storyline of the Halo franchise, and I'll also agree that what the series always delivered was an epic scale. This was certainly something that Reach lacked, at least until the very end, which I thought, all things considered, was pretty good. I think what really disappointed me was that Bungie didn't really try to surprise us with anything, and ultimately it just make me wonder if it might have been better if they didn't try to tackle a storyline where the fate of all the characters is already known.

That said, I think the level design was by far the best in the series. The Halo games have slowly progressed from the horrible backtracking that was the latter half of Halo: CE's campaign to the samesy-level design that plagues Halo 2 and 3. ODST was a step in the right direction of giving us some varied environments, but it was limited by all taking place in New Mombasa. Traveling all over the different environments of Reach certainly provided a nice change of pace.

Legendary difficulty was significantly more difficult than it has been in the past, mostly because the Elite AI is pretty smurfing mean. I appreciate a good challenge, especially since I tend to like playing the campaign.

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Glad to see someone else agrees with me. Multi is smurfing amazing. I had good fun slaying people with JKTrix. I missed Paul by ONE SMURFING HOUR which was a pain. My free Live trial is run out but I'm going to have to get it legit just for Reach. But I am seriously sick of Boardwalk, that was the first 6 matches I played.

Invasion is pretty sweet too, I just wish it had more rounds or summat.

My favourite hologram trick is to have a sword and send out the hologram with the sword. People sometimes get wise to the hologram when it's got a gun, but when they see the giant glowing sword heading at them, they panic. I follow in behind with my DMR and at worst I get several free shots on them as they try to take down the sword-o-gram, but a lot of the time I actually kill them while they're still fighting it off.

I find it pretty easy most of the time to tell what's a hologram and what isn't personally, which is pretty useful. I thought they were going to be horrible to deal with. Had some fun with a guy today on Reflection who absolutely spammed his hologram like it was the be all and end all tactic of Reach, if he saw me coming (I assume he was doing this to other people as well) he would frantically run backwards around a corner and then send his hologram out like it wasn't blatantly obvious what he was doing. The best part about it was even though he apparently abuses them like there's no tomorrow he had no clue what was a hologram and what wasn't. Whenever I saw him I'd let him go back round and send his hologram out, wait until it came past and then send mine running past it and he fell for it every single time. Easy kills.

Also think Reflection is probably my favourite multi map so far, thought I wouldn't like it at first but it's been pretty kind to me so far. Reminds me of Timesplitters.

So when are you all having the pleasure of tasting my ball sack?

You're a funny man. A funny, funny man.

Me > you

I love how Huxley got called a gator smurfer (wtf theres no swear filter guys, unless we're lifting the ban I'm going to censor myself for now) when he was doing solo campaign and immediately joined our game, or rather tried to, Paul and Dan are hillarious lol xD

You :bou::bou::bou::bou:s are on?

(SPOILER)I would have bet my left nut that 6 was 117. I'm really glad I didn't now. :monster:

I'm surprised at the beef with the ally AI. You were really expecting anything different? Marines have always been useless, the only thing they're good for is being portable extra pistol rounds.

Other than my deep seated hatred for Marines I really enjoyed this game. The characters aren't very memorable, other than Jorge that is (that dude's a beast), and some of the level designs were not what I was expecting from a Halo game, but since 3 I've come to accept that I will probably never again play a game as awesome as Combat Evolved and have resigned myself to like them for what they are, really fun balls of :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Besides, we all know that they gave up on storyline a long time ago for online multiplayer.

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I love how Huxley got called a gator smurfer (wtf theres no swear filter guys, unless we're lifting the ban I'm going to censor myself for now) when he was doing solo campaign and immediately joined our game, or rather tried to, Paul and Dan are hillarious lol xD

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Mate, I did join, and then my Internet went wappy, which is why I left. Paul and Dan had nothing to do with it.

Also I see you've completed the campaign on Normal. Allow me to congratulate you with a hearty :chuckle:

Oi, leave Steve alone. Me and Dan are very proud of our little lad for completing it on Normal all by himself :colbert:

ps: no, we both booted you out of the party. Just cuz. :aimsun:

Monday when I get back to college I'm totally getting my Xbox in their system so we can shoost bitchez. :cool:

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Oh well hahaha it didn't even tell me that xD

Welcome to Chuckle Team

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/chuckle1.jpg

Noble Team? Bunch of utter failures at life, with the exceptions of Carter and Emile.

Chuckle Team, named after the greatest warriors of all time:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...gness/x654.jpg

are truly superior. Screenshot adventures ahoy!

Open this spoiler or else you are Steve.

(SPOILER)

Chuckle Team spending a good two hours beating the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of the Covenant:

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Dis how we role

Noble Team believe in "Delivering Hope". Chuckle Team is also in the delivery business, but instead delivers:

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Repeated Blue Balls of Death

(four onto one Elite - a new record!)

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And repeated hammerings.

I do like how those Jackals are putting up a shield wall like they're in 300.

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Chuckle Team also have a unique tactic: combining the two. Sticking one team member, having them charge into a mass of

enemies and see how many of the purple bastards can have their brains smashed out by a hammer before the plasma grenades blow

up.

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This Hunter tries to take a plasma grenade on the volley. Naturally this makes it stick to the Hunter's foot and explode,

killing it. Hunters are dumb. Not spending 3 hours in the cage without quitting dumb, mind you but still dumb.
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"Don't skip da FMVs!"

Iceglow makes a rare appearance.

Chuckle Team takes to the skies:

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Remember how we were the Kings of the Hog in Halo 3? Turns out those skills are transferrable.

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We fly around the Spire on a regular basis, happily wracking up frenzies and causing things like this.

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There are some, however, who wish to oppose our domination of the skies.

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Can't think why they would want to try, really.

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Some seek to merely emulate us instead.

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This is also something we recommend against.

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I PICKED UP THE KILLTAC on those wannabe mothersmurfers. :smug:

Chuckle Team in Multi-Team:

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After wasting the blue team, our heroes jump down to assault the Purples.

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With them dispatched in a ridiculously bloody way, the orange team decide they want to step up too.

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And get flying kneed for their trouble.

Chuckle Team in some sort of fancy pants restaurant

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I shoot a bottle; Dan is enthralled.

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A man discovers his destiny.

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Is this a good idea?

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No. No it is not.

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Dan is basically destroying the universe with his sword. Nothing can stop him.

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Nothing at all!

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Except, that is, gravity.

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What a way to end such a spree.

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Wile E. Coyote cam.

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JKTrix punched this guy so hard the game bugged the smurf out.

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Porn Star Pose.

Chuckle Team's Field Adventure

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smurf yeah.

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Eat flowers, dickhead.

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Psychotic "Shogun" Walrus

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Meanwhile Dan sniped this poor son of a bitch from the entire length of the map.

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On my way to +33 and 49 kills.

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The last thing you see before you die. And are heartily bagged.

I went through on normal alone in the end because I got dropped out due to lag on the 3 man heroic run through. I normally do the game on normal first simply to enjoy it then I throw it straight up to the hardest setting, I did the same on MW2 and I did the same on Halo 3 and ODST, I also did this on MW1 too Same as I do Mass Effect games on normal/casual first then throw myself in to the insanity difficulties. Normal allowed me to take the storyline in without having to worry too much about dying. Considering I have been working lots this week I'm not too fussed by your lol at me. In the end Hux no matter what you say, they know I'm still better than you, you gator smurfer :P

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

I went through on normal alone in the end because I got dropped out due to lag on the 3 man heroic run through. I normally do the game on normal first simply to enjoy it then I throw it straight up to the hardest setting, I did the same on MW2 and I did the same on Halo 3 and ODST, I also did this on MW1 too Same as I do Mass Effect games on normal/casual first then throw myself in to the insanity difficulties. Normal allowed me to take the storyline in without having to worry too much about dying. Considering I have been working lots this week I'm not too fussed by your lol at me. In the end Hux no matter what you say, they know I'm still better than you, you gator smurfer :P

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Dan told me about that Falcon killtacular, but it's even more beautiful than I could comprehend.

Paul, you have too much time on your hands.

I'd rather have that than too many balls on my face, bitch. :monster: