what do u like in ur guy or girl? tell everything and u might find ur perfect match! :love:! c ya!
~Quanisha AKA Sam~
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what do u like in ur guy or girl? tell everything and u might find ur perfect match! :love:! c ya!
~Quanisha AKA Sam~
Ummm, well, my perfect girlfriend is an angel and a goddess, like the girl im currently in love with.
Give me your smurfing phone number please I am so hot for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by quanisha_thompson01
About half my height with a flat head and big ears. You heard me.
Gyration. No, super... gyration.
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Originally Posted by Supergyration!
Alive.
like Michelle Branch
Dead people don't say no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
They shouldn't have to!Quote:
Originally Posted by CraigDead people don't say no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Naked
I like my girlfriend to be a girl.
Not a complete and utter t**t, like my last boyfriend turned out to be... :eep:
I am a girl, can I, CAN I??? :kaoclove:Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Oh, you know, the usual. Great body, loves you fanatically, plays videogames, can beat you at videogames, is kinky in the bedroom, puts out (Or at least doesn't NOT EVER put out in two years+), and has, if possible, struck it rich on a gold mine.
:lovers:Quote:
I am a girl, can I, CAN I???
As long as he/she moves, we're OK.
Human is good...
Organs.
Size 7 text obv
Me.
Calm, Stubborn, Cute, Erin.
Someone smart enough to have intelligent conversations with, but not so smart that I always seem like the dumb one.
Also human and female would be nice.
Right now, I don't have one. But! Here's the criteria he must fulfil...
* Long hair (shoulder-length or longer).
* Interested in fantasy, anime, and many of the same interests as me.
* Be a Christian or have an open enough mind to become one.
* Not wanting children.
* Have a cheerful personality and want to go out places (I've been a recluse and need someone to drag me out every so often, and my former boyfriend was so selfish, arrogant and lazy that he sat in my bedroom playing games on MY consoles all day long).
* Be faithful (you don't want to know what I'd do to someone who cheated on me :evilking:).
* Be at least the same height as me if not a bit taller (I'm about 5ft 10in).
Like me only a chick and hot.
Misfit.
japonese XD onegai onegai
someone pretty, sexy, wity, charming and petite...
i just love petite women!!!
:)
I PROPER LUV HER SHE IS DA BESTEST OMG U SHUD HAVE SEEN IT LAD PROPER MAD U NO I WAS OFF ME CAKE LIKE
what the heck you talkin' bout dude? or is it duddete? whichever...
i don't get ya much...no offense meant :)
Now if only you were open minded enough to respect his choice to not be a christian, if only.Quote:
Originally Posted by DM_Melkhar
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Originally Posted by DM_Melkhar
kinda picky but there are guys like that.
in general its just someone you can get on well with and love to love.
im not really going to say anything but i quote the best answer in this thread.
I like it when my girlfriend is a girl.
I would love it if the girl I end up dating was like, super cool and was a nice person. That would be awesomeQuote:
Originally Posted by quanisha_thompson01
Preferably human.
Ya, and there was this guy that keep asking me out on every weekend to his christian preaching or gathering which I rather visit the pub or go jogging. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by RaebusNow if only you were open minded enough to respect his choice to not be a christian, if only.Quote:
Originally Posted by DM_Melkhar
Jog to the pub.
:strut: = :beer:
My boyfriend is a nice guy with no serious mental issues and very lovely in various ways.
She's a
- Good girl
- Loves her mama
- Loves Jesus
- And Elvis too
- Free
- Free fallin'
I like my girls free too. It's never good when you have to pay for them.
*thumbs up*Quote:
Originally Posted by Hsu
I completely fir that desription, minus the long hair, and Im Roman Catholic, but they believe in Christ, so I think that makes me christianQuote:
Originally Posted by DM_Melkhar
She loves me.
Glad someone said it. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Now if only you were wise enough to accept DM_Melkhar's choice without being a jerk about it. This is about what we want in a perfect mate. So stuff it.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaebusNow if only you were open minded enough to respect his choice to not be a christian, if only.Quote:
Originally Posted by DM_Melkhar
What are you censoring?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tallulah
For me, there are a few certain somethings I'm looking for:
I'd like a...
1.) Human Female
2.) That's alive (even though dead ones can't say no ;) )
3.) That likes video games
4.) That likes the same kind of music as me
Is that so much to ask?
foa :love:
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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Somehow I think this thread would've done better in EoEo.
Really, I only have a few major criteria:
-Understands that I am pretty much not interested in sex at all.
-Doesn't try to move it too fast, because I am absolutely terrified of intimacy. (I've had chances with a few girls before, which I ended up sabotaging cause I was scared of what would happen if I was successful)
-Can put up with my sense of humor.
Everything else, I don't really care about. Although I probably couldn't be with anyone who's really preachy about their religion, because I can't stand those people anyway.
#Quote:
Originally Posted by CraigDead people don't say no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
lmao.
i like mostly nice persnallity, i dont mind if they have nice looks thats nice but i dont care if they dont, i go for personality.
i like funny guys that make me laugh (obviously)
i dont like boys that move too fast but i dont like it when they move REALLY slow. middle for me :)
i know i lot of boys like to move fast but i really dont like them, there cocky.
i like being friends with them first before i go out with them, you know them more and you know you will probably still be friends if you break up ( unless its a bad one)
i like one guy now but i dont know what hes like, he has a really nice personallity though and hes a friend.:love:
Er... I don't know. There are certain physical qualities to which I'm particularly attracted (specifically a short girl and red hair), but I wouldn't put either of those as a requirement.
I guess someone with whom I enjoy spending time would be a good match. That doesn't mean that she has to enjoy doing everything I enjoy doing. Really, a lot of the things I really, really enjoy (writing and reading for example) aren't exactly group activities. Then again, there was that one time when I was reading smutty novels out loud to a group of my friends in Barnes and Noble. We skipped ahead to the dirty stuff. The same guy walked by three or four times; it was creepy, so we left.
Well, the only thing I can really say is an absolute requirement is someone who enjoys my company as much as I enjoy hers. I don't try to create some dream girl other than that. I'm sure there are many different ways I can connect with someone, so I don't feel a need to limit it to certain parts of my life.
Edit: It would also be great if she didn't expect me to be a manly-man. I'm terrible at that kind of thing.
I really only like men who don't get emotionally attached to me within 3 months of a relationship. If they get clingy before our 3rd month, I usually push them into manholes or pour coffee down their trousers in effort to make them hate me.
Also, he must vehemently hate trashy stuff like anime, manga, animal porn etc. but be willing to play videogames and have sex 99.9% of his time that is spent within 20 meters of me (in lieu of: be somewhat like me.) He can't be romantic or a softie or have a big white pale belly. Soft men remind me of gross McDonald's ice cream.
I haven't met any men like this yet, but I intend on finding one before I turn 30. If this doesn't happen, I will buy cats.
...you want a man-whore?Quote:
Originally Posted by Iri Valentine
Yes.
I've got to admit to being way too fussy for my own good, especially since my choices in women generally mean I get burnt. I guess I'll know when I meet her right?
:love: :love: :love: HIM :love: :love: :love:
Nothing better than to love and be loved
Does it have to be a girl;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jebus
Afraid so. Dun like men. :{Quote:
Originally Posted by Spammerman
how bout boys?
Nop
With enough muscle to push the plow and enough endurance to keep it up six days a week.
Hey that Sudanese goat is married already! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
Oh come on. You are such a liar. :aimkiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jebus
Every rule has its exceptions, you know. *grope*Quote:
Originally Posted by DKOh come on. You are such a liar. :aimkiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jebus
Nonexistent.
YouTube - Don Johnson - Heartbeat (1986);)Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I'm sorry sheila! I promise I'll change for you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tallulah
Well my body is far from "athletic" but it's not necessarily revolting...Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
I already love you fanatacilly, I even have a shrine dedicated to you...
I play videogames!
I could probably beat you at them...
I'll bring the whips and chain if you promise to bring the fruit and goat...
I'm willing to put out for you:love:
I'm not rich but I can capture street urchins and form a sweat shop to make money for you.
See... I'm perfect for you! Oh wait... you wanted a girl didn't you...
I can change for you!
I can grow my hair out...Quote:
Originally Posted by DM_Melkhar
I like fantasy, anime, and your interest!
I'm an ex christian... does that work for you?
Thank god, I don't want any little bastards running around either...
I can be cheerful...sometimes. I love going out and doing things and I hate watching movies or staying home unless it's for "other activities"
I'm pretty faithful... sometimes... actually I am.
We're the same height!
I can be your man whore Iri...Quote:
Originally Posted by Iri Valentine
I sometimes get emotionally attached but I show my love by being mean and sarcastic...
I do like trashy things but I don't necessarily want to share them with you, I can share them someone else...
I like video games ans sex and I have quite a bit of stamina and lust for both.;) (though I must confess that somedays I wonder if you are actually a 40 year old, 300lbs. man and internet predator who just wants to lure unsespecting men into your clutches :shifty: )
I'm not necssarily "soft" and I'll cancel the flowers I was going to send... I can also do some sit ups and get a tan:)
I like cats as well... so what do you say? Can I be your man whore?!
(I of course realize that if you accept this is going to totally ruin my chances with DM_Melkhar:rolleyes2 )
Seriously though hasn't this been done before?
wait a minute...http://forums.eyesonff.com/eyes-each...racts-you.html
i like my girlfriend to be however she wants to be.
I usually fall for the "cute" girls, but they should be sexy as well. :love:
Right now I've been flirting a bit with a girl on my job, and she seems like that cute and caring type. :):choc2:
I'm turned off by bimbos and divas, though:
bimbos because they act like idiots, and divas because they adore themselves too much.
nice, inelligent, cute, funny :D
So you want a female friend?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jebus
*fulfills*
Except...you have an awful sense of humor.
Oi, my sense of humor is awesome. >:oQuote:
Originally Posted by Reles
Best case scenario would be if she could shoot laser beams out of her eyes and vomit candy, but if I can't have that I'll accept a gal that is happy to be alive and enjoys a good laugh, like when people fall over, except if they get hurt, in which case she shouldn't laugh. Relationship over if she gets bangs that end right above her eyes. That's just unforgivable.
ok lets see
alive: good start
girl : check
cute: yeah maybe asian
humor: can be sadistic as long as its funny ie skaters being stupid and then getting what they deserve
bod: smokin or at least she makes an effort
hieght: between 5'5 and 6'
religion: can be an aztec worshiper as long as she doesn't try to cut out my still beating heart or try to convert me
sex: yes please (I had to do that!!!)
I'm usually attracted to guys that are my opposite with a really good sense of humor. The guy I'm currently with is very cute and funny. I have never been with a guy who was is as friendly and kind as him before. Honestly, I didn't think any guys like him exist. So, besides being a little overprotective at times, he's perfect. :)
This thread is filled with lawl.
Hmm, tricky one.
I like em' quirky, smart, perceptive, pretty, with a bit of a dark side.
Sometimes I like deep conversation, sometimes I just wanna watch cartoons. She has to accept that.
Hopefully she would like being bitten.
Jowy! :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
Hmmmmmmmm let me see:
Cute: yep
Boy: yep
Inteligent: Yep
Atheist
Gothic
Emo: yep
Likes Keane
Must like art, music: yep
Must want 4 kids and get marry: yep
Gay: yep :exdee:
Yeah.... this is good!
Someone who could mock all these requirements with me: Yep.
Bunny!Quote:
Originally Posted by MisfitJowy! :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
*pepper spray*Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyBunny!Quote:
Originally Posted by MisfitJowy! :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
I have been pepper sprayed before as part of my job training and it is not very fun. It is also highly illegal if you live in a state with laws against pepper spray. Pennslyvania is one of those states.
Stunguns then? ^^
*stungun*Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Also illegal.
*paintball*
She's got you there.
It hurts so gooooood.
paintball is ilegal depending how far you take it.
once or twice for defence is fine but if you take it upon yourself to blast em twenty times in the head and chest, your the the one the cops will grab.
why? that much damage counts as agrevated assualt:shoot: :holmes:
mst have a pulse and 2-5 legs nah scrw the pulse as long as its warm
srsly i h8 being with a girl who is stunning looking but you never talk to or share any intrests with it gets sooo boring (wow that sounds MIGHTY gay looking back over it,oh yeah btw im not homophobic or anything remotely like it my best friend is gay so anybody that takes that remark offencively,no offence is ment)
so i guess her criteria must include
good looks (doesnt have to be eva longoria :thumb:)
nice smile and laugh(i love them 2)
sence of houmor
energetic
happy with her self
share a few intrests with me(not to many it kinda ruins the fun when they agree with everything you say)
must not smoke(well not 2 much so she doesnt taste like an ash tray)
oh and i cant stand cheating i dont mind if she dumps me and then does it(well i do ....you know what i mean:cry: )
wow i seem kindsa picky looking at it there
"reads last post, sees the eva reference and laughs my balls off"
:lol: :chuckle: :joker:
but i sympathize i would have said terri hatcher, but the terri from 15 years ago.
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Originally Posted by theundeadhero
:kiss: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:
i feel ur pain terri is pritty sweet 2 but omg eva is the :skull::skull::skull::skull: lol(wow no bad words)
edit=eva is the stuff lol
nope screw the show i never seen a whole episode and i sure as hell hope i never do.
sunday is the night for simpsons, family guy and american dad.
now jessica alba or summer glau :love: damn!!
either have doesnt mean i havent seen them;) btw who is summer galu
chicken....... gave me a bad coupon lol
cloud is likeing the taste in cartoon you have
The man whose arms exploded is the perfect guy:
http://n2graphics.com/graphx/blog/Gr...s_exploded.jpg
Not. :barf:
they did? sweetQuote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
you should not strive for arms so big that you cant reach your own ass.
It looks like there are balloons in his arms. Due to the fact his arms burst, I am going to bet there were balloons in there. I think he put the balloons in his arms, then put a balloon pump through his skin an blew them up, to save going to the gym.
They didnt explode like BOOOOM!! They exploded like the skin over them broke and he had to get some taken outQuote:
Originally Posted by Anaisa
One that obeys my every will!
Edit: Go make me a sandwhich.
actually he used dirty needles to inject his anabolix, and he got an infection, tried to drain it himself, then went to the hospital where they had to take a chunk out.
He had to have some of his balloons taken out? Did he keep some?Quote:
Originally Posted by SpammermanThey didnt explode like BOOOOM!! They exploded like the skin over them broke and he had to get some taken outQuote:
Originally Posted by Anaisa
That's just the story that was put out so impressionable youngsters didn't start ballooning their arms up.Quote:
actually he used dirty needles to inject his anabolix, and he got an infection, tried to drain it himself, then went to the hospital where they had to take a chunk out.
ok.lets reviewQuote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
Something Broke Skin:Check
Chunk removed~~~ :Check
our stories match up. You just used detail.
Breathing.
Probably like, the exact opposite of that. Even if he got rid of half of that, it would still be too much!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
id still take him...............>_>
no all he would have to do i catch you, get you in a head lock and squeeze.
like crushing an egg
You big suck up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
I think Alive would be a good start. Yep.
Eh. As long as you catch them before the Rig sets in.
come back!!!!!!!!!!!!