how do u like ur girlfriend/boyfriend to b?

[DK]

Afraid so. Dun like men. :{

Oh come on. You are such a liar.

[Jebus]

Afraid so. Dun like men. :{

Oh come on. You are such a liar. :aimkiss:

Every rule has its exceptions, you know. *grope*

[Absconditus_Oraculum]

Nonexistent.

[Wolf Kanno]

Alive.

YouTube - Don Johnson - Heartbeat (1986)

Not a complete and utter t**t, like my last boyfriend turned out to be...

I'm sorry sheila! I promise I'll change for you!

Oh, you know, the usual. Great body, loves you fanatically, plays videogames, can beat you at videogames, is kinky in the bedroom, puts out (Or at least doesn't NOT EVER put out in two years+), and has, if possible, struck it rich on a gold mine.

Well my body is far from "athletic" but it's not necessarily revolting...
I already love you fanatacilly, I even have a shrine dedicated to you...
I play videogames!
I could probably beat you at them...
I'll bring the whips and chain if you promise to bring the fruit and goat...
I'm willing to put out for you
I'm not rich but I can capture street urchins and form a sweat shop to make money for you.

See... I'm perfect for you! Oh wait... you wanted a girl didn't you...
I can change for you!

Right now, I don't have one. But! Here's the criteria he must fulfil...

* Long hair (shoulder-length or longer).
* Interested in fantasy, anime, and many of the same interests as me.
* Be a Christian or have an open enough mind to become one.
* Not wanting children.
* Have a cheerful personality and want to go out places (I've been a recluse and need someone to drag me out every so often, and my former boyfriend was so selfish, arrogant and lazy that he sat in my bedroom playing games on MY consoles all day long).
* Be faithful (you don't want to know what I'd do to someone who cheated on me :evilking.
* Be at least the same height as me if not a bit taller (I'm about 5ft 10in).

I can grow my hair out...
I like fantasy, anime, and your interest!
I'm an ex christian... does that work for you?
Thank god, I don't want any little bastards running around either...
I can be cheerful...sometimes. I love going out and doing things and I hate watching movies or staying home unless it's for "other activities"
I'm pretty faithful... sometimes... actually I am.
We're the same height!

I really only like men who don't get emotionally attached to me within 3 months of a relationship. If they get clingy before our 3rd month, I usually push them into manholes or pour coffee down their trousers in effort to make them hate me.
Also, he must vehemently hate trashy stuff like anime, manga, animal porn etc. but be willing to play videogames and have sex 99.9% of his time that is spent within 20 meters of me (in lieu of: be somewhat like me.) He can't be romantic or a softie or have a big white pale belly. Soft men remind me of gross McDonald's ice cream.
I haven't met any men like this yet, but I intend on finding one before I turn 30. If this doesn't happen, I will buy cats.

I can be your man whore Iri...

I sometimes get emotionally attached but I show my love by being mean and sarcastic...

I do like trashy things but I don't necessarily want to share them with you, I can share them someone else...

I like video games ans sex and I have quite a bit of stamina and lust for both. (though I must confess that somedays I wonder if you are actually a 40 year old, 300lbs. man and internet predator who just wants to lure unsespecting men into your clutches )

I'm not necssarily "soft" and I'll cancel the flowers I was going to send... I can also do some sit ups and get a tan

I like cats as well... so what do you say? Can I be your man whore?!
(I of course realize that if you accept this is going to totally ruin my chances with DM_Melkhar:rolleyes2 )

Seriously though hasn't this been done before?

wait a minute...http://forums.eyesonff.com/eyes-each...racts-you.html

[Araciel]

i like my girlfriend to be however she wants to be.

[Peter_20]

I usually fall for the "cute" girls, but they should be sexy as well.

Right now I've been flirting a bit with a girl on my job, and she seems like that cute and caring type.

I'm turned off by bimbos and divas, though:
bimbos because they act like idiots, and divas because they adore themselves too much.

[Essência]

nice, inelligent, cute, funny

[Reles]

Somehow I think this thread would've done better in EoEo.

Really, I only have a few major criteria:

-Understands that I am pretty much not interested in sex at all.
-Doesn't try to move it too fast, because I am absolutely terrified of intimacy. (I've had chances with a few girls before, which I ended up sabotaging cause I was scared of what would happen if I was successful)
-Can put up with my sense of humor.

Everything else, I don't really care about. Although I probably couldn't be with anyone who's really preachy about their religion, because I can't stand those people anyway.

So you want a female friend?

*fulfills*

Except...you have an awful sense of humor.

[Jebus]

So you want a female friend?

*fulfills*

Except...you have an awful sense of humor.

Oi, my sense of humor is awesome. >:o

[Levian]

Best case scenario would be if she could shoot laser beams out of her eyes and vomit candy, but if I can't have that I'll accept a gal that is happy to be alive and enjoys a good laugh, like when people fall over, except if they get hurt, in which case she shouldn't laugh. Relationship over if she gets bangs that end right above her eyes. That's just unforgivable.

[Namelessfengir]

ok lets see

alive: good start
girl : check
cute: yeah maybe asian
humor: can be sadistic as long as its funny ie skaters being stupid and then getting what they deserve
bod: smokin or at least she makes an effort
hieght: between 5'5 and 6'
religion: can be an aztec worshiper as long as she doesn't try to cut out my still beating heart or try to convert me
sex: yes please (I had to do that!!!)

[Tifa Valentine]

I'm usually attracted to guys that are my opposite with a really good sense of humor. The guy I'm currently with is very cute and funny. I have never been with a guy who was is as friendly and kind as him before. Honestly, I didn't think any guys like him exist. So, besides being a little overprotective at times, he's perfect.

[Khaotic]

This thread is filled with lawl.

[sockmonkey]

Hmm, tricky one.
I like em' quirky, smart, perceptive, pretty, with a bit of a dark side.
Sometimes I like deep conversation, sometimes I just wanna watch cartoons. She has to accept that.
Hopefully she would like being bitten.

[Misfit]

Misfit.

Jowy!