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Hypothetically speaking, if I were 15 and from Texas, could I answer questions here, too? :confused:
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Odd Eye
Do you like Pie?
No, but I like references.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Do all Texans really think that all New Yorkers live in the Empire State Building and such in NYC and that NYC is full of crime, despite NYC being the safest major city in the US, statistically, something that Dallas cannot boast?
Is everything really bigger in texas?
Do you eat it five seconds on each side?
If you're really from Texas, you'll know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
What is your opinion on Choco-Moogle foreign policies?
Why does Texas suck so much?
Most people I've talked to have said that NYC is a great place. I've been and I thought it was a great place. The falls where awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Yes. ;) But really, I hate this motto, because it gives a reason for everybody from different states to hate us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
Shut up Tav.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tavrobel
It sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Probably the heat and the lame-ass motto.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
If you tell a bad joke in Texas, does tumbleweed blow past? :tumble:
Being once a native of texas I know of a word and phrase that many texans use often. Can you use "yall" and "all yall" in a sentence/s and have it make sense?
Why do I rock and roll so much?
Only during droughts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anaisa
Yes, sadly I've caught myself refering to a group of people as "yall". Made me cry a little. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
I was born in Texas and have never used the word, "Ya'll."
If I come from California, will I like Texas?
I've been to Texas and it was CRAZY HOT, not something a dumb Michigan boy like me would like.
You don't. I do.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Well, from the people I know, yes. The weather is the same, in parts so is the humidity. Texas is 7 inches away from the sun, and I heard California is about 8. So they're both pretty much the same. Except with the house value in Cali. you can buy a big ass mansion in Texas.Quote:
Originally Posted by innocentenshi7
Good for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg
Thank you.
Just because you were born there doesn't really make saying ya'll a habit, you'd have to live there for a little while and be around people who use ya'll.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cim
I'm from Upstate NY and I say y'all.
Are you trying to make this into the new Eyes on You?
OOH OOH, I'M FIFTEEN AND I LIVE IN TEXAS! CAN I???Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzNo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Odd Eye
When I was 15 I was from texas as well!
Has Texas changed?
*moved from Texas to Wisconsin 3 weeks ago xD* :razz:
How come no one else says "fixin' to"?
I've never said it myself, but I've never heard anyone not from Texas say it. Although I do say "y'all" and "all y'all"
Why is Vermont SOOOOOO much better than Texas?
WHY DO THEY MAKE US TAKE TEXAS HISTORY???
Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers. And you don't much look like a steer to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
... questionmark?
Why do all you texans like to come live here in wyoming? There so many of you, my parents have run into people they knew from highschool. It's crazy.
Someone has to remember the alamo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:, I am in wisconsin! DO U HAVE GOATS? LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
I dunno...but we're always running into people from Peoria, which is where we used to live! (sorry to steal the question Fonz)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
Well, it depends the area you lived in. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
I usually say "bout too".Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
It's not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
Because Sam Houston said so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Shut up BipQuote:
Originally Posted by bipperOnly two things come from Texas, steers and queers. And you don't much look like a steer to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
... questionmark?
What's so great about Wyoming?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
Is Katy Mills as big as I remember?
Exactly what i'm asking!Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzWhat's so great about Wyoming?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
is it ture everyone in texas has a gun?
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Originally Posted by The FonzShut up BipQuote:
Originally Posted by bipperOnly two things come from Texas, steers and queers. And you don't much look like a steer to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
... questionmark?
Ah, you really are 15.
Do you know where Flying Mullets pen is?
I am dissatisfied with my answer. I should close this thread.
I say Fixin' to and Ya'll -alot-.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
It also depends on what parts of Texas that you live in for the lingo thing. 'Cause the only reason I always said fixin' too was when I lived in San Antonio and the Valley, then when I moved to Dallas everyone said Going to which I caught on.
xD Of course not.Quote:
Originally Posted by bipper
But we got cheese Curds and seriously... they arn't as good as you people make them seem. Do you say 'eh?' too? 'cause I've met like A MILLION people here who say that and it makes me just snicker quietly and I get wonky looks 'cause I've got my texas accent and ya'll all weird and stuff. :razz:
Is it true fifteen year-olds from Texas are narcissists?
OH LEMME ANSWER! I WANT TO ANSWER!Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
Yes :(
When I was 15 and in Texas, I was the best person to ever walk the earth, Everywhere I stepped people would kiss the very dirt my foot touched...Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
Which stunk for them because I was in marching band so they go hit alot by other marches, but they took it like loyal followers because I was the best human to ever grace those marching fields! :razz:
Paula's pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by bipperQuote:
Originally Posted by The FonzShut up BipQuote:
Originally Posted by bipperOnly two things come from Texas, steers and queers. And you don't much look like a steer to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
... questionmark?
Ah, you really are 15.
Do you know where Flying Mullets pen is?
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Well, I'm not vain. Some of my friends are though. Is it true that twenty one year-olds from Califonia are abhoring?Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
There you go, piss off Yamaneko. That way my hands are clean, wahahahaha.
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Do you know the correct answer to this question?
Do you people still get up to that kinky :skull::skull::skull::skull: with chainsaws?
Will you please take Bush back NOW?
What city in Texas do you live in? I am currently residing in New Braunsfels, which is near San Antonio.
Dude are you serious? xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Lookout Zeromus_X
I lived in Canyon Lake for like... well.. my 5th to 11th grade years.. Which you know you can get to the top half of NB by going down Highway 306. :heart:
Why do people from Texas speak so loud and dramatically? maybe its been exaggerated, but every knows a texas accent in England xD
I don't say eh, well, not the way others from the more rigid northland say it. I live closer to Minneapolis, MN, really (60 miles away from work). Just on the border pitting me in Wisconsin. No one there really says eh. You must be in the no man's land in the middlish area. I really have yet to hear someone (besides a few Canadians that moved south) speak like that. Prehaps it is just the affluence of living in an outskirt suburb of Murderapolis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-nessxD Of course not.Quote:
Originally Posted by bipper
But we got cheese Curds and seriously... they arn't as good as you people make them seem. Do you say 'eh?' too? 'cause I've met like A MILLION people here who say that and it makes me just snicker quietly and I get wonky looks 'cause I've got my Texas accent and ya'll all weird and stuff. :razz:
For the Fonz: WANNA COME TO WISCONSIN!?
Hey Fonz, asl?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
Why in Sean Robinson's good name did you not answer my question
Do you have a big hat?
Can I have some oil please?
Do any of you like George Bush?
If a train is leaving New York City at 2:45 in the morning and traveling at a constant speed of 85 miles per hour and another train is leaving Seattle, Washington at 5:30 in the morning and traveling 110 miles per hour, which train will reach Dallas, Texas first?
Please show your work.
OH I'M GREAT TO ANSWER THESE!
No I don't.Quote:
Do you have a big hat?
My dad has been in the oil business since he was 20! And now he's going to the Middle East to do oil work for 3 years, so sure, my oil is your oil.Quote:
Can I have some oil please?
My dad does, I don't.Quote:
Do any of you like George Bush?
But my dad's the big hat, oil lovin, Bushy Texan. :heart
Cool. :bigbiggriQuote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
Yes, answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Odd Eye
Thats Canada. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
It's not much longer till he leaves, so whatever. Here watch this for enjoyment. http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x.../bushfairy.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
Nederland, Texas. Small city located inbetween Beaumont and Port Arthur.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lookout Zeromus_X
Well, honestly I've never noticed. We sometimes use British accents, but since our Texan accent is more extreme, you can hardly here the British accent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeldy
What does A/S/L mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by PureghettoHey Fonz, asl?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
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Originally Posted by Denmark
Well, most of my family is Democrat. (Democrat in Texas, WTF O_o?)Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x...0/lolmath6.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
you skipped me, tool. :love:
I've been already. All I remember is big buildings, and root beer. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by bipperI don't say eh, well, not the way others from the more rigid northland say it. I live closer to Minneapolis, MN, really (60 miles away from work). Just on the border pitting me in Wisconsin. No one there really says eh. You must be in the no man's land in the middlish area. I really have yet to hear someone (besides a few Canadians that moved south) speak like that. Prehaps it is just the affluence of living in an outskirt suburb of Murderapolis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-nessxD Of course not.Quote:
Originally Posted by bipper
But we got cheese Curds and seriously... they arn't as good as you people make them seem. Do you say 'eh?' too? 'cause I've met like A MILLION people here who say that and it makes me just snicker quietly and I get wonky looks 'cause I've got my Texas accent and ya'll all weird and stuff. :razz:
For the Fonz: WANNA COME TO WISCONSIN!?
Which way is the way to Amarillo?
North-East.Quote:
Originally Posted by Odaisé Gaelach
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Why does bipper's owl have a beard?
I cba'd to check if this has been asked yet but...
Do you know STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN?
No, and Bip. is weird like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
No, but I know what the rock is cooking. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cookie
age / sex / location?
I have a GOEtee, there for my owl must as well. Christmas' drawing is grotesquelyQuote:
Originally Posted by The FonzNo, and Bip. is weird like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
I don't really know how Hi-tech Texas is. Do you have pens?
Nope we use feathers from the birds we shoot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
Have you ever been to Waco?
Who really shot J.R.?
If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band?
I've finally *pant* tracked you *pant* down...*pant*
I heard you kicked my dog when he lived in Texas, should I sue you???
Are you a pervert?
Do you have any moles...?
Does anyone else not give a rats ass about what a 15 year old from Texas thinks?
Yes, it's delightful.Quote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
Nope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grazia
A guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tempest
I hate the fiddle. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Odd Eye
We eat dogs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
Not really.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Nope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
How's the baby?:pQuote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
Yup.Quote:
Originally Posted by HazzardYes, it's delightful.Quote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
you ever get any mexican girls
Do you really wanna hurt me? Do you really wanna make me cry?
Why do I have a feeling that this is just a way to stick it to DK for not being competent with the EoY?
Is Texas Toast popular down yonder?
Yup. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Namelessfengir
Not really, but okay. :mog:Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
Stick it too the man, too the man...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tavrobel
Yes, but I prefer garlic bread. :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Odd Eye
Why don't we have decent italian food down here :(
Actually a girl did. Kristin Shepard. This is old news, people.Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzNope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grazia
A guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tempest
I envy you for having never been to Waco. 'Tis a silly place.
Have you ever been to Fort Worth?
... Amarillo is northwest of Nederland.Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzNorth-East.Quote:
Originally Posted by Odaisé Gaelach
Will eating Mexican food in Texas ruin your ability to enjoy Mexican food anywhere other than a state bordering Mexico?
[Hint, the answer is yes.]
I've never been to Fort Worth.Quote:
Originally Posted by KirobaitoActually a girl did. Kristin Shepard. This is old news, people.Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzNope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grazia
A guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tempest
I envy you for having never been to Waco. 'Tis a silly place.
Have you ever been to Fort Worth?
... Amarillo is northwest of Nederland.Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzNorth-East.Quote:
Originally Posted by Odaisé Gaelach
I got East and West confused. :cry:
OOH! Ask a thirteen year-old from Texas too!!!
Are longboats an acceptable means of transportation in Texas?
Only sometimes.
NO U. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Hambone
Who me? Couldn't be! Then who!? You!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzNO U. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Hambone
Are texans really all old fashioned, fat, and stupid?
Do you enjoy living in Texas? Is there anywhere else you'd prefer to live, or do you love it to bits?
(No, a castle on a cloud or a ninja dojo in feudal japan doesn't count.)
Also...what is the celery like over there?
What inspired you to even make this thread?
Only the old people.Quote:
Originally Posted by No.78
is everybody in texas red necks
How long do you plan on doing this?
Do you guys pray to Walker, the Texas Ranger?
Also, as a transgendered, bi-curious, wiccan, black, middle-eastern, emo, pacifistic, pregnant teen guy, would I be accepted at your school?
...PREGNANT TEEN GUY?
I can answer that. :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
Should Neil Young really still be singing Southern Man?
I was born and raised in Texas and still live here. I like the beaches they have here and the water parks. I just wish that Texas was not so blazing hot. What I don't like though is when people streotype Texans as red neck, 10 gallon hat, brich pants wearing people. Back then this is what we wore but in about the 20th century that all ended.
texas? of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by Amundusias
tennessee? DEFINITELY...
are you a redneck:D
No, not really. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by stalpho slayer
Sure? mwahahahaha also where do you live in texas im in san antonioQuote:
Originally Posted by The FonzNo, not really. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by stalpho slayer
Who revives this?
Who closes this?