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These cookies are smurfing awsome, if I fall into a coma from the awsomeness of them could someone text me the endings of Scrubs and Lost to the afterlife? Dear god, if I don't survive someone tell Psy he'll only ever be second best to these cookies.
So yes, food, better then sex? Dear god, brb!
In certain situations, yes.
Also, there are no better cookies than these. They are better than sex in any situation or mood.
At times yes, at times no.
Food AFTER sex is better than both :D
I think my boyfriend thinks Taco dip is better than sex. I bought him some today and he was all kinds of cracked out.
I can't think of anything that I love -that- much. Maybe like banana pudding, I bought some today and can't wait to make it. :love:
Having worked for the evil corporation that is Sainsbury's for about 3/4 years I can actually say with authority that the best cookies in the TTD range are the strawberry and white chocolate chunk cookies available in the bakery, they're soft, chewy and full of yum! but I do beg to differ on the cookies being better than sex, Loki just has crap sex is all!Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Wouldn't know. :monster:
No.
Xander knows the score!Quote:
Originally Posted by Xander
Neither would I!:monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
You've never eaten food? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
whipped cream is the solution here
I'm on a diet! I'm afraid I haven't... you know... done... it... SEX.
exDee, waiting till I'm married thank you very much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
My taste buds don't give me orgasms. Of course.. Neither did the mannequin I dated. So who knows?
You seemed to enjoy it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vyk
I was actually somewhat worried that nobody would take that bait. Thank you, sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by RantzienYou've never eaten food? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
food you can get at any time without being called a whore. Sex...not so much.
What are you talking about, I've never been called a whore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
thats because men never do get called whores.Quote:
Originally Posted by AracielWhat are you talking about, I've never been called a whore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
This is why we are win
unfortuneatly yes. But yea, food is awesome
My mom baked stu and me a cake in honor of spring break today and she tried to make us wait until it was cool to frost and eat it. I suggested she lightly frost it when it was fresh out of the oven, regardless of whether it would fall apart.
And you know what? That was the best freaking cake I have had in my life.
That's like comparing apples and a dry hump.
Impossible.
Food during sex is best, though :mog:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xander
Wrong. Having sex with your food is the best. Ahoy there my fellow cannibals.Quote:
Originally Posted by JojeeFood during sex is best, though :mog:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xander
Also, no. Never.
Hey, food during sex can imply having sex with your food :p
I've never had sex, so I can't say. :monster:
I get called a man whore. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Agriasthats because men never do get called whores.Quote:
Originally Posted by AracielWhat are you talking about, I've never been called a whore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
Food is pretty good. Sex while eating food is even better!
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Originally Posted by Kentarou
I get called whore all the time, in fact you've called me a whore! so thats a lie!Quote:
Originally Posted by Agriasthats because men never do get called whores.Quote:
Originally Posted by AracielWhat are you talking about, I've never been called a whore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
As much as I love my food, no.
Yes! :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xander
He gets called something worse: boyfriend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agriasthats because men never do get called whores.Quote:
Originally Posted by AracielWhat are you talking about, I've never been called a whore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
Thread winner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chemical
What about hey-nonny-nonny WITH ice cream and chocolate sauce! They don't have to be mutually exclusive, silly sallies! :bigsmile:
Food doesn't leave me with cramp in both legs and a wheeze that an 80 year old smoker would be proud of. So I'm going with food right now. Or maybe if I ate less food I wouldn't be in such poor shape when it comes to the sex. Something to ponder.
there is nothing better than sex with my man. nothing.
I bet sex with me will be better.
Or,
Sex with me, Alice, Bobby and Scott!
only if it's strawberries. :ichigo:Quote:
Originally Posted by JojeeFood during sex is best, though :mog:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xander
Cream works too or chocolate spreadQuote:
Originally Posted by Xanderonly if it's strawberries. :ichigo:Quote:
Originally Posted by JojeeFood during sex is best, though :mog:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xander
Oh yeaaah! I like the way you think. :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I think it would go better with some Violet Sauce though.
Dip it in the sauce! Dip it in the sauce! Dip it in the VIOLET SAUCE! <3Quote:
Originally Posted by ShinyOh yeaaah! I like the way you think. :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I think it would go better with some Violet Sauce though.
Oh. My. God.