food you can get at any time without being called a whore. Sex...not so much.
~*Fizzgig*~
unfortuneatly yes. But yea, food is awesome
~*Fizzgig*~
My mom baked stu and me a cake in honor of spring break today and she tried to make us wait until it was cool to frost and eat it. I suggested she lightly frost it when it was fresh out of the oven, regardless of whether it would fall apart.
And you know what? That was the best freaking cake I have had in my life.
That's like comparing apples and a dry hump.
Impossible.
Boldly go.
Hey, food during sex can imply having sex with your food![]()
Wat
is
going
on
wtf
rawr
I've never had sex, so I can't say.![]()
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!