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Mine is a pair of scissors and a knitting needle.
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I found this amazing image on StumbleUpon:
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Mine is a pair of scissors and a knitting needle.
I've been seeing this everywhere lately and I still cannot fathom how I am supposed to do anything about zombies with a cat box. :(
There's a sign for a cafe station to my left... this is going to be strange.
There's a person to my left .... and I don't think she'd appreciate being wielded as a weapon against the undead masses
I have to beat zombies with a wall o.o Will a bullseye painted on it work? :D?
MY TV and 360? :confused:
A cordless phone and a wooden chair. I'm smurfed.
I think I'm winning so far. :smug:
a deck of cards, a small blue light, a quarter full, month old bottle of orange gatorade and a set of nail clippers.
How do i decide!?
edit: I threw out the gatorade and found 70cents under it, huzzah!
Go with the nail clippers, they're the sharpest!
BEWARE ZOMBIES
I'LL UP THE VOLUME ON YOUR MOTHERsmurfING ASS
sup remote
A half-finished loaf of bread on top of some books. Hmmm...
Beat them to death with it. No one cares about television anymore, anyways.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
It's the remote to my monitor, not my tv.
A flyswatter. If nothing else, it will look comical to bystanders.
I'm to my left...theres a mirror there...and I look like I could survive a zombie apocalypse as they'd confuse me for one of their own.
I have a cushion, a ds lite, a box that my htc desire came in, my htc desire and a roller blind, window and wall oh and add in the drop from a first floor window.
To my left, there's... my closet door. The best weapon in that direction is a shoe. Unless I can go in my closet, because there are some tools in there.
Well, I should just go put my crowbar to my left now.
And I will.
No, Wes, we all want you out of the closet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
EDIT: BA DUM TSHH.
My desire for your giant dong has never been concealed.
This thread :onoes:
Two fireaxes taped to a sledgehammer. I call it a Defiler. Looks a little something like this:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ss/defiler.jpg
(fine ok it's really just a smurfing wall, happy?)
A small tin of Dove Grey gloss a capri sun (orange) a hardback book and £14.59 in loose change... after seeing the loose change in action in Resident Evil Afterlife I think I win ^^
I have two flash drives, my laptop bag, broken iphone headphones, my worn out wallet with a condom in it, two sets of keys, half roll of quarters, a pen, my last check from work, five dollars, and umbrella, an iron and ironing board.
I win smurfers...
:cool:
*grabs a random object from his left*
Smurf yeah! A Pokewalker!
We are the worst zombie defense army ever.
Only because I'm not cheating like everyone else in here seems to be. I have great weapons for a zombie apocalypse.
As unbelievable as I know this is, the closes object to my left is actually a standard hammer. Yaaaay.
That's not actually unbelievable coming from you.
A wall and a trashcan.
My left speaker :D
I knew what this was going to be about so I positioned the monitor to my right.
Them zombies need some really fine meat, now. :D
I guess I'm lucky like foa, because the closest item to my left is a sword. :bigsmile:
Good thing it's not the right because that would be a pillow :jess:
The only object to my left is a remote control. So unless the zombies are robots that I can program to turn off with this thing, I feel like I do not have a good chance at survival.
It seems that me and qwerty have the only chance of survival. :colbert:
Only because you haven't asked about up (Where my emergency supplies and rations are stored), right (oaken planks for boarding up windows and doors), or down (My zombie killin' equipment).
Also foa has a hammer. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane
Sometimes when I think of Huxley, I personify him as Dwight Schrute in my mind.
I have a crowbar and machete in my room.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane
I must rush to work, but know you my item is a towel.
a plastic model of Snake ala MGS3: Snake Eater
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/247/3...ac27a735_o.jpg
a book with a pair of glasses on top of it.
Oh god, I'm the token nerd. I'm destined to die while looking for my asthma medicine.
I have a baseball bat if I swivel on my chair far enough. Otherwise, it's the universe.
Hey, blame the picture, not me.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Oh, right. Well, the three of us then.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaurAlso foa has a hammer. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane
Yes, but to the left of you?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI have a crowbar and machete in my room.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane
Either this is an amazing HHGttG reference, or you just place towels in obscure locations.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genius Lynx
A handful of coins is now my zombie survival weapon.
Optimally, I'd go for a naginata or halberd.
Now they are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The InsaneYes, but to the left of you?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI have a crowbar and machete in my room.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane
That's cheating, unless you destroy your 360 and TV. :p Also machete's are better suited for the kitchen, why is it in your bedroom?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodNow they are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The InsaneYes, but to the left of you?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI have a crowbar and machete in my room.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane
A cup of tea! I knew that would come in handy. In the end, it was a cup of tea that saved us all.
A vase. :smug:
No it's not. And wtf would you use a machete for in the kitchen? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaurThat's cheating, unless you destroy your 360 and TV. :p Also machete's are better suited for the kitchen, why is it in your bedroom?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodNow they are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The InsaneYes, but to the left of you?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI have a crowbar and machete in my room.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane
Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodNo it's not. And wtf would you use a machete for in the kitchen? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaurThat's cheating, unless you destroy your 360 and TV. :p Also machete's are better suited for the kitchen, why is it in your bedroom?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodNow they are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The InsaneYes, but to the left of you?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI have a crowbar and machete in my room.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane
Cutting coconuts when your neighborhood coconut crab is in a bad mood or just doesn't want to share, for one example. :p
Why is everyone located next to a wall? Is that some weird feng shui practice I'm not aware of?
A pointed rock works better.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaurQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodNo it's not. And wtf would you use a machete for in the kitchen? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaurThat's cheating, unless you destroy your 360 and TV. :p Also machete's are better suited for the kitchen, why is it in your bedroom?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodNow they are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The InsaneYes, but to the left of you?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI have a crowbar and machete in my room.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane
Cutting coconuts when your neighborhood coconut crab is in a bad mood or just doesn't want to share, for one example. :p
PS I did this because the pyramid looks funny now.
A spoon and a fork...oh dear =(
Are you in the middle of your room or what? o_OQuote:
Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane
Oh so that's what you do with that sledge hammer. I could never figure it out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
The object to my life is an external hard drive. Maybe if I can combine it with a rake I can make a Dead Rising 2 weapon.
I still win. I can use my iron for a close to mid range weapon, my ironing board as a shield, and my condom for "extra protection" ;)
PS: And my umbrella as a sword based weapon. Setsuka taught me much from Soul Calibur. Come smurf with me now zombies!!!
what are u all talking about. I win, to my left is a reflection of me and I'll take on anything. Now end this smurfing thread.
Yeah, but you can't go Gordon Freeman on their asses, Cuch.
There is now a cat to my left I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A WEAPON I CAN ONLY USE ONCE.
Also, I am hiding for Alive-Man here. SHH.
Doesn't he have a mirror to his left? He can break that :bou::bou::bou::bou: and use the sharp broken pieces as weapons.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Technically Mogi is to my left, but I think the warm climate will do just fine. Zombies aren't very resilient.
Those are horrible weapons against a zombie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blues AgentDoesn't he have a mirror to his left? He can break that :bou::bou::bou::bou: and use the sharp broken pieces as weapons.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
A massive stack of DVDs, two empty glass bottles, a lamp, a small bag of Pizza Combos, a knife, a candle, lotion, nail polish remover, my left speaker, and some mint extract :D
Why does a knife seem out of place on a computer desk to me? o.oQuote:
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~
Well, it would seem that my weapon of choice is brains. Seems like a horribly ineffective choice of weapon. As a matter of fact, they're probably more of a liability when it comes to zombies.
A note pad and sample zippers......I'm so going to make it through the night with these in hand.....:eep:
YOU HAVE BEEN RETRIEVED. Now is my turn, and I will hide in a place no one will look. :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
I think if everyone had a choice of weapons though, training your own zombie to defend you would be the best option. You could call it Spud and take long walks through the park, enjoy a day out at the fairground, various things. Could be a lot of fun. :greenie:
Everyone, write some zombie training notes in a notepad and put it to your left. That way, when the zombies attack, we'll be prepared!
My computer...I'll just have to sacrifice myself instead.
No, Badge, don't talk like that. :whimper:Quote:
Originally Posted by Badge
But...but...I can't bear to see it go!
Nine times, unless it's already used up eight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
For me? I have a freaking gun.
Okay, so it's a tape gun. But that's still useful. I also have scissors, two screwdrivers, a number of markers, pens and pencils, post-it-notes, a mug, label remover spray, foam cleaner, many plastic cups, salad cream, tartare sauce, tomato sauce, salt, notepads, thermal paste and a CD. All of which could be put to some use, I'm sure, if I thought about it hard enough. The label remover would be useful for blinding the zombies, the tape gun could be used to wrap up their faces so they can't bite and arms so they can't move them from their body. Even their legs so as to cause them to fall over. The foam cleaner probably would blind them too, now that I think about it. CD, when broken, would do okay for close-quarters engagements. Same goes for pens/pencils and screwdrivers. The plastic cups and sauces would do for emergency rations if it came to that level of desperation. Notepad + tape gun + permanent marker = Notes to be left for fellow survivors. Post-it notes work, too. Finally, and perhaps most importantly, I can use the thermal paste, uh, should I need to order in a new CPU and systemboard for my PC. xD
If I was at home instead of at work, it would be the plank which makes up part of my IKEA desk. Which can be dismantled and used like a bat. That works.
Loony BoB is The Ultimate Zombie Destroyer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
I wouldn't go as far as to say that. I'd just say that I'm ready to adapt to extreme situations should the need arise. :cool:
Perhaps the keyword "immediate" should have been inserted before "left". There are tons of things to my left, including a wooden sword, but there was a towel right there on my desk in front of everything else. I now have it equipped.
Naomi The Insane, everything is a HHGttG reference unless it is not.
Due to the location and shape of my desk, kind of.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
YES. :UQuote:
Originally Posted by Clo
I also thought of that article upon seeing that image. You and I are now best friends.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Hey, I didn't make the image.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genius Lynx
And you and I are now best friends, too.
The phone is too low to the monitor's position for the jpg
so it looks like I will be using some helium filled balloons to attack zombies
FUUUUUUU
The item to my left is a laptop. I guess that sounds kind of cool for the first zombie, but if you bash them hard enough, it will eventually be unusable...
A pillow...A SMURFING PILLOW!
I will beat you the smurf down with my coffee cup you smurfing zombie smurfs. Don't even try to mess with me I'm hyped up on caffeine and hate the smell of your intestines.
I like your attitude.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I like you. :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I have a pillow, a lightsaber (toy obviously), a broom, and a BB gun, but the lightsaber is the closest to me.
Do you keep the lightsaber under your pillow in the case of Imperial intruder scum while the broom is next to your desk so as to easily dispose of the corpses after death?
Was my plan really that obvious?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny